Tony149 0 Report post Posted June 18, 2008 (edited) [b][color="#0000FF"][size=3]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/size][/color] [color="#FF8C00"]HeldDOWN~![/color] Two Week Ago[/b] [quote]Pumping his fists wildly MARV goes BONKERS on Logan. Staggered by a series of blows Logan is easily whipped into the ropes and flipped onto his back. REVERSE DIVING HEADBUTT finds its mark and the cover is made. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MARV rams Logan into the buckle and hammers away from the second rope. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... Hearing footsteps MARV surprises Synth with a MOONSAULT and goes to town on him! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Suddenly CPA appears on the scene, TOSSING LOGAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THRUSTING HIS BOOT INTO THE FACE OF MARV! * DINGDINGDING * COLE No, not again! MEL attacks from the air, but he’s swatted away like a fly, then planted in the center of the ring courtesy of the HR BLOCKBUSTER (DOMINATOR)![/quote] Having traded in his tights for a suit and microphone long ago, standing atop the interview stage is OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN Though currently not scheduled to compete on the card, my guests this week have issued a formal challenge to any combination of the Enterprise to meet them Sunday night, June 29 at the seventh annual Great Angle Bash. I’m speaking of MARV and MEL, the CHRIST AIR EXPRESS! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" [I]Rise Against[/I] hits and the most radical tag team in the land, identical twin sensations MARV and MEL burst on the scene along with BARON WINDELS. COLE The Lone Star Gunslinger himself is here! COACH Isn’t convenient Baron only appears when Mr. Dick isn’t around, Cole? The man knows he can’t handle The Dick so he lurks in the shadows until the coast is clear. BRANNIGAN What an unexpected surprise this is. Baron Windels, what brings you here this evening? BARON A plane and then a rental car. In all seriousness though, people who’ve called the OAOAST Hot Newzline in recent weeks know I’ve been training with my good friends the Christ Air Express in preparation for my return to the ring Sunday night, June 29 at the Great Angle Bash against my former tag partner and one-time close friend “Mr. Dick” Jock Mulligan. But Tony, you know better than anyone there’s no substitute for the real thing. All the sparring sessions in the world can’t prepare you for the situations you’ll face once you step inside that squared circle. Right now I’m a bit rusty. That’ll happen when you’ve been sidelined for months. Hell, a lot of folks thought I wouldn’t even make it back…but time heals all facial lacerations and bruised pride. Going into my fight with Jock -- and it will be a fight -- I know I need to be in the best shape possible. On the surface I look to be in the best shape in my life, but there’s a difference being in shape and in game shape. So right here live next week I’ve been granted a tune-up match. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BRANNIGAN :o COLE Hey, all right! Baron Windels returns to action next week 3 days before the Great Angle Bash. COACH And Mr. Dick is yet again proven right. Didn’t he tell us Baron’s a mark for himself? I mean, this is supposed to be the Christ Air Express’ interview time and Baron Windels is hogging it all. BARON (nodding head in response to crowd’s excitement) I also want to say one more thing. We all saw the footage from a couple weeks ago when my friends MARV and MEL were attacked by the Certified Pubic Ass-kicker himself, CPA. I guess it’s part of the Enterprise’s hostile takeover attempt. Well I got news for you fellas, as long as Baron Windels is alive and kickin’ you’ll never succeed in your quest. And CPA, if you’re ever feeling trigger happy then gather some men together for a showdown at the OAOAST Corral with me and the Christ Air Express. MARV That’s right, daddy. Anytime, anywhere. Next week or at the Great Angle Bash. Two on two or three on three. It doesn’t matter to us. MEL and I just want some combination of the Enterprise in the ring with us. MEL In the ring or out in the streets. We’re so fired up about what happened to us we don’t care how it’s done so long as it’s done. Know what I mean? The music cues and Tony Brannigan wraps up the interview as the CAE and Baron acknowledge the sea of mass packed inside. BRANNIGAN I certainly do. Gentlemen, thank you very much. If this is any indication, fans, then it's going to be a scorching hot summer. Now more action, or maybe a commercial break. Only our great director knows and he isn’t telling. Let’s see what he has in store for us. Edited June 19, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
