alfdogg 0 Report post Posted June 19, 2008 [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits, and the crowd in Indianapolis roars upon hearing the music. COLE The Deadly Alliance music plays here at Conseco Fieldhouse, and listen to the crowd! Alfdogg leads his stable through the curtains, as the cheers intensify. COACH Big following for the Deadly Alliance in Alf's home state! The DA walks slowly down the aisle, and Alf stops at the end of the aisleway to soak in the cheers for a few seconds, as TK and Reject pose on the buckles with their newly-won tag team titles. Sandman stands in mid-ring, looking menacing. Alf climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic from the timekeeper. He raises it to speak, then brings it back down to soak in some more cheers. COACH Listen to this place, Cole! After a few moments of cheering, the crowd breaks into a chant. "LET'S GET DEAD-LY!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* "LET'S GET DEAD-LY!" *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* Alf lets the chant die down, then brings the mic back up. ALF Just as I thought...Indianapolis is DEFINITELY a Deadly Alliance town! *crowd cheers* ALF And the OAOAST better get used to it, because the Deadly Alliance is once again the hottest act in wrestling! *crowd cheers* ALF Sandman9000, the Heartland champion for nine months and counting! Thunderkid and Reject, the NEW World tag team champions! And it's just a matter of time, PRL, before I get you in this ring, and sit on top of the OAOAST world once again! You can't duck me forever! *mixed reaction from the crowd* ALF But speaking of the new World tag team champions...that's one of the reasons I'm out here tonight. The Deadly Alliance is issuing an open challenge, to any team who wants a crack at the tag team champions, at the Great Angle Bash! *crowd cheers* ALF It's just ten days away, boys, so we hope to hear from you soon! But tonight, we've got the party room ready in the back, the champagne, the party favors...and we're gonna celebrate Thunderkid and Reject's triumph, right here in Indianapolis! [i]The Wall[/i] hits, as the crowd cheers. COACH (yelling towards the ring) HEY, SAVE ME SOME BUBBLY! Alf sees Coach as he exits the ring and points at him, acknowledging his request. COACH Yeeeeeeeah boy, I'm gettin' drunk tonight! COLE Well, Alf has laid out an open challenge for the Great Angle Bash on behalf of the tag team champions, and has once again sent notice to Tha Puerto Rican! COACH It's gotta happen eventually, Cole, Alf leading the Deadly Alliance from atop the OAOAST throne as it's champion! COLE Only time will tell! Right now, let's go to... I don't care where this one goes, as long as it's later in the show. Maggie Nerdly negotiates her way through the bodies in the party room backstage, looking for Thunderkid and Reject. MAGGIE Thanks Michael, I'm backstage amongst the celebration here, looking to get the first interview with Thunderkid and Reject since winning the World tag team titles last week from Team Heyross! Maggie bumps into a slightly rotund man, who turns around revealing himself to be Tony Tourettes. TONY WHAT THE FUCK??? MAGGIE Hi, Tony! How's the party? TONY Well, the food's good, and it SUCKS DICK OFF YOUR TITS!!! Maggie hastily points the camera away from Tony. TONY FUCK YOU TOO!!! BULL SHIT!!! (Looks to Vinny) GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BEER, BITCH!!! Maggie spots TK in the distance, and makes her way with the cameraman in his direction. Reject is standing next to him with a bottle of champagne. MAGGIE And here I am with the new tag team champions, Thunderkid and Reject! Vinny grabs the mic from Maggie. VINNY (doing a horrible Dave Chappelle-as-Rick James impression) It's a celebration, bitches! Reject gives him an awkward stare. REJECT You're right! This is a celebration! And I'm glad to see you back here for the celebration, honey. Reject leans against the wall with his right arm. REJECT Speaking of celebration...how about me and you go out and have one of our own after this show wraps up? MAGGIE Um, hello, I have a boyfriend? Reject chuckles, then hands his champagne to TK, and turns to face Maggie. REJECT Do you [i]really?[/i] It wouldn't be that scrawny wimp that's been hittin' on your sister for the past two months, would it? Maggie puts her hand over her face, as wrestlers within earshot, including the Heavenly Rockers and Vitamin X, are heard saying "Oooooh." REJECT (smiling) So it is him. Hey, look at me. Reject uses his left index finger to bring Maggie's face up. REJECT You don't need that chump. What are you doing? If I even [i]suspected[/i] a family member meddling in my relationship, that girl would be out the door at the drop of a hat. I mean, use your head. If this dude's so tied up with what your sister's doing that it's causing a strain on you, he ain't that special! He's gotta go. Think about it. And hey... Reject brings her face back around again. REJECT You have any more problems...(smiles, points to self)...my door's always open. Reject grabs his bottle of champagne back from Thunderkid, then turns back to the party as he gets a champagne bath from VX. The camera cuts over to Maggie, who puts her hand over the lens as we hastily cut back to Sofa Central. COACH Haha, get Steven Pigley off the air, he's got nothing on Reject! He's right! Do yourself a favor, Mags, drop that zero, and get wit' a hero, you feel me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
