Halloween Mf'n Resurrection

[Guest Ripper]

Am I the only one that thinks that the girl in Halloween 3 is a Elizabeth Berkly(I think that is her name...Jesse from SBTB and Showgirls) are clones of each other...I found that much more spooky than the entire movie.

[Guest KOR420]

Crap,complete and utter crap,I have no faith in todays horror movies spending 7.00$ only to see one good thing out of the whole Jason X movie and now they expect me to get up and see that crap? halloween ressurection? I'll wait for the DVD

[Guest NoCalMike]

Well John Carpenter said after he made part 1 that he was thinking about making a Halloween movie every year or so about something completely different. So when H20 came out they basically said you have to pretend like Halloween 3-6 didn't ever happen, which I still find funny, because how did Myers survive burning to a crisp in Part 2?

[Guest C.H.U.D.]

I finally saw the preview, and it looks pretty good. I'm a total horror nerd so I will see it for sure. I'm not crazy about Busta kicking Michael through a window, but hopefully that will be a one time thing (Michael shouldn't be getting his ass kicked by anyone).

 

I just hope it isn't another MTV Scream rip-off like H20. *shudder*

[Guest TheDames7]

Well John Carpenter said after he made part 1 that he was thinking about making a Halloween movie every year or so about something completely different. So when H20 came out they basically said you have to pretend like Halloween 3-6 didn't ever happen, which I still find funny, because how did Myers survive burning to a crisp in Part 2?

The main problem that I had about H20 was that Jamie Lee Curtis didn't mention her daughter Jamie Lloyd AT ALL. They no sold her!

 

Dames

[Guest dreamer420]

from what I have heard, halloween, halloween 2 are meant to be the only you are supposed to remember while watching halloween h2o. they wrote that films completely forgetting about all the inferior sequels.

[Guest TheDames7]

from what I have heard, halloween, halloween 2 are meant to be the only you are supposed to remember while watching halloween h2o. they wrote that films completely forgetting about all the inferior sequels.

Then why mention the fact that Laurie Strode faked her death, which they originally explained in H4? Also, Dr. Loomis died in part 6 and thats the first thing they talk about in the movie..

 

Dames

[Guest J*ingus]

They stole a few plot elements from the previous movies, but supposedly parts 3-6 still never happened for the most part.

 

I still want to know how the hell Myers got over the various injuries he sustained in 1 & 2. In one night: he was shot in the chest a total of TWELVE times, was stabbed in the chest with a knife, in the neck with a knitting needle, in the eye with a wire, fallen off a balconey, shot in BOTH EYES, blown up, and burned to a crispy critter. Can anyone explain to me how he could come through that with his life, health, and vision intact? (And don't even say "He's the personification of evil!" or anything stupid like that.)

[Guest dreamer420]

I still want to know how the hell Myers got over the various injuries he sustained in 1 & 2. In one night: he was shot in the chest a total of TWELVE times, was stabbed in the chest with a knife, in the neck with a knitting needle, in the eye with a wire, fallen off a balconey, shot in BOTH EYES, blown up, and burned to a crispy critter. Can anyone explain to me how he could come through that with his life, health, and vision intact? (And don't even say "He's the personification of evil!" or anything stupid like that.)

you're not supposed to ask.

[Guest TheDames7]

They stole a few plot elements from the previous movies, but supposedly parts 3-6 still never happened for the most part.

 

I still want to know how the hell Myers got over the various injuries he sustained in 1 & 2. In one night: he was shot in the chest a total of TWELVE times, was stabbed in the chest with a knife, in the neck with a knitting needle, in the eye with a wire, fallen off a balconey, shot in BOTH EYES, blown up, and burned to a crispy critter. Can anyone explain to me how he could come through that with his life, health, and vision intact? (And don't even say "He's the personification of evil!" or anything stupid like that.)

To quote Dr. Loomis....

 

"He isn't a man...."

 

Dames

[Guest GenerationNever]

you're not supposed to ask.

Too bad, we already did. Answer it.

[Guest dreamer420]

ok, how's this. he's a fictional character.

[Guest Ravenbomb]

Through the use of Invisible Magic Fish

[Guest GenerationNever]

ok, how's this. he's a fictional character.

Not good enough. Explain it if he wasn't a fictional character, was real, and survived the fire. Explain how he survived if this was real.

[Guest dreamer420]

ok, let's try this one. IT'S A FUCKING MOVIE.

 

got it?

[Guest Doomsault]

I still want to know how the hell Myers got over the various injuries he sustained in 1 & 2. In one night: he was shot in the chest a total of TWELVE times, was stabbed in the chest with a knife, in the neck with a knitting needle, in the eye with a wire, fallen off a balconey, shot in BOTH EYES, blown up, and burned to a crispy critter. Can anyone explain to me how he could come through that with his life, health, and vision intact? (And don't even say "He's the personification of evil!" or anything stupid like that.)

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Ok, I'll answer it. Remember when Dr. Loomis said that when he looked into Michael's eyes he saw "the Devil's eyes"? Well maybe that meant that Michael wanted to kill his remaining family so bad that he made a deal with the devil to be invincible until he could. Why does nobody ask how Jason or Freddy survived their impossible, unrealistic deaths?

 

That may not be what you want to hear but it's gonna have to do unless someone can come up with the official story or something better.

[Guest dreamer420]

maybe we can start picking apart spiderman and star wars too then

[Guest J*ingus]

Ok, I'll answer it. Remember when Dr. Loomis said that when he looked into Michael's eyes he saw "the Devil's eyes"? Well maybe that meant that Michael wanted to kill his remaining family so bad that he made a deal with the devil to be invincible until he could. Why does nobody ask how Jason or Freddy survived their impossible, unrealistic deaths?

That's as good an explanation as any, but it's still just guessing.

 

The difference between Michael and Jason/Freddy: Freddy is already some kind of undead hellbeast demon when the first movie starts. Jason from Part 6 on is some sort of zombie, and who cares because the F13 movies are all really dumb anyway. Michael Myers, on the other hand, is just a man. Dr. Loomis keeps making all these wild claims about him not being human, but Loomis himself is so near insane that he's not exactly a reliable source. So once again: how the hell did Michael come through all that crap in the first two movies? Especially the part where his EYES were shot out. Those don't grow back.

[Guest TheDames7]

Have you watched part 6? The regular version, not the better-directors cut. Their explanation is so convoluted that I'd rather have him be some killer zombie. Something about druids controlling him, the cult of The Thorn, etc. Whatever.

 

Dames

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Ah........Part_6.

That_poor_excuse_of_a_Movie.

[Guest lomasmoney]

Why wouldn't Laurie/Keri tell John about his sister(or half sister) Jamie. Does she not care (or know) that her daughter was killed by Big brother Micheal?! Oh yeah no logic in these horror movies. You get blown up and shot in the face but still survive! Maybe, Micheal didn't switch with a cop. Maybe it was copycat killer. That explanation is better as opposed to my friend telling me a scientist sowed his head back to his body.

[Guest Doomsault]

Jason from Part 6 on is some sort of zombie, and who cares because the F13 movies are all really dumb anyway.

I care, Because if it weren't for them, alot of the GOOD horror movies wouldn't be around. 11 more days suckas!

[Guest CoreyLazarus416]

See, they should've explained in H20 that "Michael Myers" from parts 4 until H20 started were actually copycat killers. It's not too far of a stretch either, as copycat killers DO exist, and it'd be much more believable than being controlled by a cult, or selling his soul for invincibility...

 

That said, I've never actually been a fan of the Halloween movies, or any other slasher. Hell, I think the only slasher I really do like is Kolobos, and that's what Halloween: Resurrection is BLATANTLY stealing from (the idea of a reality-TV show with a serial killer on the loose in the house)...only Kolobos looks to be the better story.

[Guest GenerationNever]

That's why I only like the first Halloween, I didn't have to suspend my disbelief TOO much. Plus, every event was linked together. If I was going to redo the first movie, I would have Michael flee after Loomis shot him and bleed to death in his old house.

[Guest dreamer420]

with the way h2o was written, you are supposed to pretend that only halloween 1 and 2 ever took place. all that other shit remains buried and is not supposed to be brought up.

[Guest GenerationNever]

with the way h2o was written, you are supposed to pretend that only halloween 1 and 2 ever took place. all that other shit remains buried and is not supposed to be brought up.

We already know that Dreamer, it's been mentioned in this thread several times? Are you baked? j/k

[Guest dreamer420]

actually yes, but someone asked again so i wanted to get the point across.

[Guest C.H.U.D.]

Just so you know, Jason would absolutely kick Michael's ass in a fight.

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Jason-can't-even-Kick-a-Female-Robot's-Ass.

What-makes-you-think-he-could-beat-Michael-Myers.

[Guest Mattdotcom]

A Michael/Jason movie would last longer than Titanic, what with their slow asses just getting somewhere to fight.

 

Plus, all of the sex.