HD: Tha Puerto Rican vs. Cuban Wall commercial

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

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We fade in on Tha Puerto Rican doing the HBK muscle pose with pyro going off behind him. Cuban Wall stands next to him. This is all in black and white. Somber music plays. 

NARRATOR
They were once good friends. 

Cut to Cuban Wall chokeslamming some poor scrub. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican doing The People's Elbow Drop onto that same scrub. 

Cut to OAOAST AngleMania VI: Etched In Stone: [i][Cuban] Wall shows off his newly won OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt. PRL shows off his newly won OAOAST X-Division Championship belt. Both men laugh evilly, and then PRL jumps onto Cuban Wall's shoulders. PRL raises the OAOAST X-Division Championship belt over his head with an evil smile on his face while Cuban Wall raises the OAOAST 24/7 Championship belt in the air at the same time. Garbage is thrown in their direction.[/i]

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican walking to the ring with The Lightning Crew, Cuban Wall right next to him. 

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN
Tha Puerto Rican and Cuban Wall are unstoppable![/i]

Cut to Cuban Wall clotheslining the back of Tha Puerto Rican's neck on the November 30, 2007 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. Cut to Cuban Wall then giving Tha Puerto Rican The Lightning Crew Splash on the same show. This is shown in color. 

NARRATOR
But one act has made them bitter enemies. 

[i]COLE
The Lightning Crew has turned on Tha Puerto Rican! THE LIGHTNING CREW HAS BETRAYED THA PUERTO RICAN![/i]

HIGH OCTANE FAST PACED ROCK MUSIC~! plays as we see a collection of clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Cuban Wall in action IN COLOR~!

NARRATOR
Now, it is the war to avenge the score!

Cut to Cuban Wall posing in a broken down warehouse. The words "CUBAN WALL" appear in big white blocky letters. 

NARRATOR
Cuban Wall...

Cut to a collection of Cuban Wall clips showing him destroying opponents. 

CUBAN WALL (V.O.)
You throwing some kind of idle threats!? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU! 

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican posing in a broken down warehouse with the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in his left hand. The words "THA PUERTO RICAN" appear in big white blocky letters. 

NARRATOR
...vs. Tha Puerto Rican...

Cut to a collection of PRL clips showing him beating opponents. 

THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
You, my 'friend', are going to fail!

Cut to Cuban Wall attacking Tha Puerto Rican after the Match Of Champions on the June 5, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. Cut to Cuban Wall attacking Tha Puerto Rican backstage on the June 12, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Cuban Wall brawling with each other on the June 19, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. 

NARRATOR
...in a No Holds Barred Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! 

CUBAN WALL (V.O.)
I've got you right where I want you! 

THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
JUST BRING IT! 

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Cuban Wall celebrating after a victory. 

NARRATOR
Good friends,

Cut to Cuban Wall hitting Tha Puerto Rican with a ::Beltshot:: on the June 19, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. 

NARRATOR
Bitter enemies. 

Cut to more clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Cuban Wall in action against various opponents. The HIGH OCTANE FAST PACED ROCK MUSIC~! continues playing.   

CUBAN WALL (V.O.)
You ain't even in my league! 

THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
It's put up or shut up time!

Cut to a black screen with information regarding the OAOAST The Great Angle Bash 2008 pay-per-view. 

NARRATOR
OAOAST The Great Angle Bash! Sunday June 29th at 8:00 PM EST/5:00 PM PST, LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW! Call your local cable or satelite operator to order NOW!

CUBAN WALL (V.O.)
You are going to get BROKEN! 

THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
I'm gonna to make you BLEED!

The HIGH OCTANE FAST PACED ROCK MUSIC~! ends. As does the commercial.

Edited June 27, 2008 by Ed Wood Caulfield