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Backstage at the Great Angle Bash backdrop, Maggie Nerdly is stood by waiting with the members of Cucaracha Internacional... well, four of them anyway.

MAGGIE
I'm backstage with the four team-mates of James Cone on Team Phoenix, later on in War Games. Landon Maddix and Cucaracha Internacional... it's fair to say you were thrown a real curveball three nights ago.

LANDON
You could say that, yes. Of course, I don't care much for baseball and would rather make a football analogy. Real football that is, not the American kind. Simply put... Spain 1, Germany 0.

MAGGIE
That... wasn't really an analogy. It was just a statement.

LANDON
Well whatever. European Champions. Viva. Anyway! As far as War Games goes, I guess you could say the equation has changed now. They managed to fill out a team to match up against Cucaracha Internacional and James Phoenix Cone. More fool them. More fool your boyfriend Leon Rodez in particular. See, we warned him about what might happen. And he still chose to back his BFF Zack up in his time of need. It'd be honourable if it wasn't so pathetic. Maybe he's not so disloyal after all. Well, he's getting himself into the same situation as Zack and Bohemoth and Sly Sommers. In our way. And we don't like people that are in our way when we're trying to achieve success.

Faqu pounds his chest and yells something in Samoan, unnerving Maggie a little.

MAGGIE
Yes... but, uh... I think the more pressing thing to talk about is, what about Todd Cortez?

LANDON
What about him?

MAGGIE
Well, you must have been pretty surprised at what happened, when he disobeyed you and joined up with Team Sommers, right?

LANDON
I guess by now I shouldn't be surprised by him. Infact... maybe I wasn't.

Landon smiles, causing confusion for Maggie and a few seconds of awkward silence.

MAGGIE
What is that supposed to mean, sorry?

LANDON
Whatever you want it to mean. I mean, come on, you do the math. Cortez isn't good enough to make our team, so technically there's nothing to stop him joining Team Sly Sommers. Now, instead of four members of Cucaracha Internacional in War Games... there's five. Now, who knows what that could mean, right? All I'd say to the other members of Team Sly Sommers is, I wouldn't trust Todd Cortez as far as I could throw him. Would you? Tell you what, your boyfriend knows all about Cortez and War Games, how about you go ask him and let him spread the word to his team-mates, huh?

Chuckling to himself, Landon walks off and the rest of Cucaracha Internacional follow.

COACH
Haha. Intrigue on top of intrigue!

COLE
Do you really think this is all part of some sort of plan? Because if it is, Landon's a better actor than I gave him credit for, that look of fear on his face when Cortez thought about Riot Act Plus'ing him on Thursday was Oscar worthy!

COACH
That move is banned in the OAOAST.

COLE
What does that have to do with my question?

COACH
You smell funny.

COLE
Nevermind.

Edited June 30, 2008 by King Cucaracha