alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2008 (edited) [i]Rock the Casbah[/i] by Trust Company hits, and Leon Rodez makes his way through the curtains to a massive pop. COLE And we're ready for yet another first-time ever matchup, as the Heartland title is on the line! Let's go to Michael Buffer! [IMG=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/shirts/matches/9000leon.jpg] BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way to the ring, the challenger, hailing from Grand Rapids, Michigan, weighing in at 218 pounds...he is the GRAND RAPIDS GOLDEN CHILD..."SILKY SMOOTH" LLLLLLLLLLLEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] COLE This match made after last week's ambush in the parking lot by Sandman9000... *cue replay* COLE You see Leon and Reject going at it here in the parking lot, and RIGHT THERE, Sandman from behind with that kendo stick, and Leon, already sporting scars from being in War Games just four days prior, also needing to have the back of his head stitched up after that shot! COACH Leon brought it on himself, Cole! Leon physically provoked Reject after he had just got back from a dinner date...or at least that was Maggie's story! COLE Yeah...a date with [i]Leon's[/i] girlfriend, you overbearing ass. COACH And? Leon's own [i]sister[/i] even said, Leon needed to be reminded of what he had! Leon waits intently in the ring, as the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...representing the Deadly Alliance...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSANDMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COLE Sandman9000, going on his tenth month as the Heartland champion, the longest reign in the history of the company, and matching the longest current title reign in the OAOAST, actually winning it on the same night that Colombian Heat won the U.S. title! COACH Yeah, and someone needs to put a stop to that! The assertion that that chump Heat could even sniff the jockstrap of Sandman9000 is ludicrous! This guy right here is a legend of our sport! COLE Well, there's no denying that, Sandman9000, an OAOAST Original, has been a great cornerstone for the Heartland division, but Heat has been no slouch in defending his U.S. title, either! Sandman rolls in the ring, and rips the bandanas from his face, looking right into Leon's eyes from afar the whole time. COLE Sandman with a look that would strike fear into the hearts of most men, but not Leon Rodez! This man is ready! Sandman hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Sandman and Leon circle the ring, then tie up. Sandman quickly breaks, and throws a right hand at Leon, who returns fire! Both men exchange punches, until Sandman goes to a knee to the gut, then rams Leon into the turnbuckle. Sandman hammers away on Leon in the corner, then whips him across the ring. He charges, but Leon moves out of the way! COLE No one home on that attempt by Sandman9000! Leon moves Sandman into the corner, and climbs onto the middle rope, hammering away as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Leon hops down, and dropkicks a staggering Sandman, who falls through the middle ropes to the floor! Leon meets him out there when he runs to the ropes, and dives through the first and middle ropes with a dropkick! COLE What a dropkick right there be Leon Rodez! Leon plays to the crowd, which responds positively, then stomps away on Sandman. He picks Sandman up, and rams him face-first into the steel steps! Sandman staggers around the side of the ring towards the timekeeper's table, and Leon sneaks up from behind and shoves him into the table! COACH I gotta say, Leon has been impressive so far, the way he's handling Sandman out on the floor! Sandman attempts to pull himself out of the pile of junk, and Leon goes over to help him out. However, when he does, Sandman turns around and whacks him with the ring bell! COLE But Sandman had a trick up his sleeve right there, drilling Leon with that ring bell! Leon holds his head in pain, then checks the wound on his forehead, which surprisingly was not re-opened. Sandman picks up Leon, and rolls him back inside, then grabs a chair from the fallen timekeeper's table. COACH Uh-oh, Leon's made Sandman mad now! He rolls inside, then waits for Leon to get to his feet, and WHACKS the chair right on Leon's forehead! COACH DAY-UM~! Sandman slams the chair to the mat, and this time, the wound of Leon is re-opened. COLE And that VILE CHAIRSHOT~ has re-opened that head wound that Leon suffered during WarGames! Sandman grabs the chair again. COACH And he's gonna do it again, Cole! Sandman raises the chair up, but Leon brings both hands together up into the crotch of Sandman, then pulls himself to his feet and delivers a DDT onto the chair! COLE And a nice recovery by Leon! Leon grabs the chair, then backs into a corner. He runs across, then jumps into the air, putting the chair underneath his legs, and coming down onto the face of Sandman! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Leon hammers away with right hands as Sandman lays on the mat, then stomps away until Sandman is forced to the outside. Leon follows Sandman to the ropes, and slingshots himself over the top. Sandman sidesteps him, and Leon lands on his feet, only to be leveled with a clothesline! COLE Nice move there by Leon landing on his feet, but he got caught! Sandman picks up Leon and tosses him over the guardrail into the crowd, and follows him out. COLE And we're taking it into the crowd here in Birmingham! Sandman and Leon exchange blows, with Sandman getting the better of the exchange, then setting up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS on the concrete! COACH Oh man, this will be it for Leon if he hits this, maybe for good! However, Leon blocks, and backdrops Sandman on the concrete! COLE Leon thankfully able to avoid that move! Leon kicks Sandman through the crowd, and Sandman scrambles back over the guardrail towards the ring. Leon follows, grabbing a trash can on his way. He tosses the can to Sandman, then dropkicks it into his face! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Leon picks up Sandman, and executes a backbreaker, then goes back outside...coming back in with a BARBED-WIRE BASEBALL BAT~! COLE And now the heavy artillery is starting to come out! Leon rolls in, waiting for Sandman to get to his feet, then swings...but Sandman ducks, and catches Leon with a back suplex onto the garbage can! COACH Nice suplex! Sandman covers while simultaneously grabbing the bat out of Leon's reach... 1... 2... Kickout! Sandman seizes control of the bat, stopping to gaze at it longingly. COLE That is a sick man we're looking at. COACH For once, Cole...I agree with you. And I [i]love[/i] it! Sandman grabs the bat with two hands just below where the barbed wire starts, and starts digging in to Leon's open wound! COLE And look at this! Barbed wire right into that gash on Leon's head! Leon yells in pain, as Sandman releases he bat, and chokes Leon back down. Sandman then hops to the second ropes, and attempts a SENTON SPLASH...but Leon moves out of the way, then grabs the bat! Sandman gets up, and Leon clotheslines him in the face with it! COLE And now it's Sandman tasting the barbed wire! Leon dances around Sandman as he gets to his feet, then delivers a jab! Then another! A third! a fourth! Leon then turns around and blows a kiss to the crowd, before drilling Sandman with an enziguri! COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT~!!! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH But not enough to keep Sandman down! Leon then backs to one corner of the ring, and comes running across, holding each end of the bat, driving it down into Sandman's head! Leon keeps the bat there, and digs into Sandman's cut, then stomps him to the outside. Leon makes his way over to the announcers' table, and begins to pick it apart. COACH Here goes our table, Cole! Leon drags Sandman onto the table, and sets up a piledriver! COLE And now Leon going for the piledriver! However, Sandman blocks, and backdrops Leon, causing the table to break and fall out from under both men! COLE Both men out of it on the floor after going through our announce position! The crowd applauds as both men lay in the table wreckage, then Sandman starts to pull to his feet. He grabs Leon and shoves him back inside, then sets up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COACH This is it, Cole! But Leon counters, and sets up a slingshot, sending Sandman into the ringpost! He catches him on the way back with a BLUE THUNDER BOMB~! COLE IT'S DA BOOM! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COACH And again Sandman kicks out! Sandman rolls to the outside, and Leon follows, delivering right hands. He then sets up an Irish whip, but Sandman reverses, sending Leon into the steep steps! COLE Leon Rodez crashing into those steel stairs! Sandman then grabs the stairs, picking them up overhead, and tosses them onto the back of Leon! COLE And right on the back now, oh my! Sandman tosses Leon back inside, then slides in and grabs the bat. COLE Now he's got the bat again... Sandman brings the bat into the gut of Leon, then drops it on the mat, and delivers a DDT ONTO THE BAT~! COACH That's got to be it! 1... 2... NO!!! Leon gets the shoulder up! COACH I can't believe this. COLE Leon Rodez refusing to give up! Sandman rolls Leon onto his back, and lays the bat onto his crotch, as the crowd collectively groans. Sandman then picks up the feet of Leon, and STOMPS THE BAT~! COLE :o COACH Looks like no little Melodys for Leon! COLE Oh, stop it! Sandman looks out to the crowd for a second, then grabs his own crotch and feigns a brief limp, drawing boos. He then rolls out, and pulls out...a WEED WHACKER~! COLE Oh, no. Even for a Heartland match, this is a little much! As Leon pulls himself to his feet, Sandman slides inside and attempts to start the appliance. Before he can, however, riot guards are sent out from the back and stand in front of him! COLE Thank God, we have some security out here to stop this! Sandman is hesitant to give away the weapon, but winds up turning his back to Leon, who sneaks up from behind with a low blow! COLE And a low blow from Leon Rodez! Leon drags Sandman over to the bat, and executes a TIGER DRIVER~! onto it! Leon then looks outside, and jumps out, chasing down the riot guard holding the weed whacker, and snatches it from him, then heads back! COLE And now Leon has the weed whacker! Security needs to get back to the ring right now! Leon slides back in and holds the weed whacker in the air, but as he tries to start it, the tallest riot guard slides in and, in one motion, drops Leon with a move looking very much like the EULOGY~! (probably because it is, but his identity is concealed, you know.) COLE WAIT A MINUTE! COACH What? You said you wanted it stopped, and the riot guard came in and stopped it! COLE No mistaking that maneuver, it's obvious who was under that helmet! The guard stares down Leon, as another good-sized guard floors a third incoming guard with a BICYCLE KICK! COLE I can't believe this! The two mysterious guards run back down the aisle, as Sandman has come to, dragging Leon to his feet, and drilling him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COLE And there's the Acrhangel's Wings! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Sandman retains his title, thanks to an obviously disguised Reject! COACH Now wait a minute, you can't prove that! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSANDMMMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COLE It's obvious to me and everyone else in this arena, except of course for the dumb fuck sitting next to me, that those were Thunderkid and Reject under those masks! COACH We have no proof that it was them, and we have no way of knowing who would have won that match had that not happened! COLE Sandman retains tonight, but Reject is gonna get his when he meets Leon Rodez in the second round of the Money in the Bank tournament! COACH Reject already got his, from Leon's girl! COLE Oh, will you [i]stop it?[/i] Edited July 11, 2008 by King Cucaracha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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