Tony149 0 Report post Posted July 10, 2008 (edited) Half-assed it towards the end, but it's not that bad. [b][color="#FF0000"]<<[/color] [color="#0000FF"]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color] [color="#FF0000"]<<[/color][/b] [color="#FF8C00"][b]Last Week[/b][/color] [quote]CPA and Detective Bosley jump in front of Theodore Moneymaker as EMT TIM CASH steps onto the podium. EMT TIM I’m not here for morally bankrupt there; I’m here for the backstabber, Tango Bosley. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” BOSLEY :angry: EMT TIM What the hell, man?! You’ve gone and sold your soul to the devil in the smoking jacket? Why, man? We were well on our way. BOSLEY I don’t have to answer to you, you Brannigan, and you people. But the only thing we were well on our way to was the unemployment line had I not done some soul searching. CPA Shit, man. Let’s just start cracking heads. BOSLEY I like the way you think. Bosley whips out a TELESCOPIC BATON and whacks Tim’s knee! With Tim crumbled on the podium Bosley and CPA do a number on him. Bosley working his partner over with the baton as Theodore Moneymaker watches on, laughing his ass off.[/quote] “In the Air Tonight” by Nonpoint hits, the live crowd boos, and CPA and Detective Tango Bosley march to the ring. The Boz stopping to jaw jack with fans while CPA enjoys the finest cigar money can buy. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a total combine weight of 545 pounds, they are Violators, Instigators and Capital E-fenders… CPA and DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY… V.I.C.E.! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” COLE Here we go with the bout requested by EMT Tim Cash following his humiliation last week at the hands of Theodore Moneymaker’s newly formed V.I.C.E. squad. Who he’s selected as his partner is anyone’s guess. Michael Buffer exit’s the ring as “Hospital Beds” by Cold War Kids blasts through our multi-million dollar sound system. EMT Tim Cash steps out solo onstage and removes a microphone from his medical bag! EMT TIM Boz, I can tell by the look on your face you’re surprised I even bothered to show. You think just because you dubbed yourself as [i]the[/i] alpha male in the OAOAST that nobody would dare enter your domain. Tonight I choose to enter and I brought a partner with me. A man who takes justice into his own hands serving as judge, jury and executioner, and who believes in the basic principles you denounced by selling out to the devil himself. He also has a little beef with you guys stemming from the Great Angle Bash. COLE Oh, my. Could it be? "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd ERUPTS as “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy is cued. BOSLEY :o BARON WINDELS meets EMT Tim with a high five, and then they storm the ring. But standing in the way of getting their hands on V.I.C.E. is 84-year-old senior -- and we do mean SENIOR -- official Clem Buzzlefoxer who does his darnest to keep the fireworks from exploding prior to the opening bell, ordering Tim and Baron to the corner. COLE Come on, Clem. Let them fight. COACH For one I agree with you, Cole. I want to see them fight so V.I.C.E. can squash Tim and Baron like the bugs they are. Their backs turned Detective Bosley looks to blindside his former partner, but Tim steps aside and Bosley goes crashing into the buckle! Tim unloads on him in the corner, whipping the disgraced NYPD detective across to deliver a spinning back elbow. Back to the corner Tango goes for a monkey flip, and then it’s a quick tag to CPA who gets drilled on the way in by an ENZIGURI~! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Having studied V.I.C.E.’s first match together, Baron and EMT Tim employ the same hit and run strategy that had CPA and Detective Bosley on their heels at the GAB. First with Baron smacking his BUTT into CPA’s face, and then Tim scoring off the top with a MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT…AND WITH AUTHORITY! CPA reverses a whip to the corner and charges in, but Tim floats up and takes the big man down in a head scissor. Detective Bosley doesn’t fair much better when he tries lending a helping hand, running into a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! The EMT has a few choice words for his ex-partner, but he soon goes from talking shit to having it beaten out of him after a high angle waistlock takedown from CPA leaves him prone to a series of punishing forearm smashes to the back of the head. COLE What does he think this is, the octagon? COACH He’s striking Tim with elbows not punches, so it’s legal in pro wrestling. CPA then displays his tremendous strength, dead lighting Tim onto his back via a gut wrench suplex! With Tim down and seemingly out, Detective Bosley wants in, and CPA obliges. The AMOG (Alpha Male of the Group) entering to a chorus of boos as he takes advantage of poor Tim, stomping him on the head with his loafers. COLE And he doesn’t even have socks on! Tim’s introduced hard into the buckle and then worked over in the corner, Bosley punching him rapidly in the midsection with both fists followed by a brutal ROUNDHOUSE KICK that would knock the stuffing out of a turkey. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Bosley dumps Tim outside to soak in the adulation of the crowd, in his mind at least. But it also serves a purpose, as CPA wraps Tim in a bear hug and rams him into the ring post! Baron unable to help as senior official Clem Buzzlefoxer keeps him at bay. COLE This is ridiculous. Clem, you’re holding back the wrong man. It’s CPA you should be trying to stop. COACH Good luck with that. The Boz FISHERMAN SUPLEX’S Tim inside! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Baron makes the save and receives an earful from Clem. While all that goes on V.I.C.E. make an illegal switch, which goes unnoticed thanks to Buzzlefoxer’s poor eyesight. COLE This is ridiculous! You’re telling me even at Clem’s advanced age he can’t tell the difference between Detective Bosley and CPA. Here’s a clue for you: one’s white, the other’s black! COACH And I thought I was suppose to be the angry one. Tim’s sent for the ride and driven into the mat courtesy of a FRONT SPINEBUSTER! ONE… TWO… "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BW with the save again, and Clem’s none to happy, giving Baron a final warning. All the Lone Star Gunslinger can do is throw his arms up in frustration. Meanwhile, Bosley returns as the legal man, splashing down on Bosley and hooking the leg. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Baron slaps the top turnbuckle to rally the crowd behind EMT Tim, drawing a smile from our resident alpha male who laughs at the attempt. A slash of the throat signals the end is near. Brainbuster coming up, but Tim counters with a desperation DDT! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" EMT Tim feels for the ropes and begins to crawl to the WRONG corner. Tim shakes off the cobwebs and heads in the right direction. CPA grabs the attention of referee Clem Buzzlefoxer as Tim MAKES THE TAG. Unfortunately since the referee didn’t see it the tag isn’t allowed. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Baron doesn’t give a damn, though, and starts kicking ass. Dropkicks and Cowboy bebop elbows for everyone! COACH A man of the law, huh? COLE The officiating has been piss poor in this one. I don’t blame him one bit. Big boot staggers CPA, and a clothesline knocks him to the floor. His pleas for order falling on deaf ears Clem Buzzlefoxer calls for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * An argument ensues between Buzzlefoxer and Windels. As they continue to go back and forth, CPA smokes Tim with the GIGATON PUNCH and places Detective Bosley on top. Suddenly Clem signals to restart the match. COACH This one might not yet be over, Mikey. CPA floors a befuddled Baron Windels as the count is made. ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, CPA and DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY… V.I.C.E.! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” A few rudely fans petal the ring with garbage as Clem raises the hands of CPA and Detective Bosley. COLE What the hell was that? Has Clem gone crazy?! COACH Doesn’t everybody love a match where there’s a clear cut winner? Flanked by a never before seen private security force Clem exits, leaving V.I.C.E. alone with Baron Windels and EMT Tim. The Boz removes the bottom turnbuckle pad where a set of HANDCUFFS are hidden and cuffs Tim to the top rope, while CPA binds the Lone Star Gunslinger’s hands together with the TAG ROPE. COLE Oh, man. I don’t like the looks of this at all. Bosley tears the right side of his pants to reveal a TELESCOPIC BATON tied to his leg. He whips that bad boy out and Rodney King’s his former partner. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Baron charges at CPA and gets beaten down for his trouble. CPA doing the job with his bare hands. But help is on the way. THE CHRIST AIR EXPRESS coming to the aid of EMT Tim and good friend Baron Windels. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" V.I.C.E. and the CAE trade blows until MR. DICK sticks his cock where it doesn’t belong, paving the way for another mass beatdown. OAOAST officials finally arrive to put an end to the lawlessness, escorting Mr. Dick and V.I.C.E. away from the area. COLE What a situation we have out here. Fans, we desperately need to take a break to restore some order. So don’t go away. More action after this quick time out. Edited July 10, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
