HD: Malaysia vs. Jade

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BUFFER
The following contest is set for one fall and is for the OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP!


Not quite so fast there Mr. Buffer! Before he can get the cue to continue we cut backstage to find Jade Rodez walking to the ring. With a nervous look on her face and many deep breaths she tries to get herself into the right state of mind ahead of her title challenge. A task made that bit harder by Terry Taylor's intrusions.

TAYLOR
Jade!

JADE
Oh, hi Terry.

TAYLOR
Any last words before your big Women's Title match tonight? :O Uhm, not that I mean 'last words' in that sense, I'm sure you're going to do just fine daughter of the woman I fear more than the reaper himself, I just mean, you know...

JADE
Don't worry. Actually yeah, I guess there kinda is something. I wanna dedicate this match to Kris... uh, my mom. And I had an announcement I was going to save for later. But seeing as you're here... after a lot of thought, I've decided to... take the family name. So, from now on, I'm going to be Jade Rodez-Duncan. Hyphenated. So I guess tonight, I really am dedicating this match to Krista. Since after tonight, there'll be a Duncan woman holding gold again.

Looking relieved to have gotten that off her chest, Jade smiles as she pats Terry on the shoulder and heads off.


COACH
Oh, the embarrassment just piles up! At least before Krista could just say 'oh, yeah, she's a distant relative, see the names don't match!' Now the Duncan name is going to get stomped into the ground just like Jade's face!

COLE
The match hasn't even started and already you're predicting it'll be no contest?

COACH
Pretty much, yup.

Finally we're back on schedule with the cueing of "Date With The Night" by The YeahYeahYeahs. Heading out into the arena, Jade Rodez-Duncan as we are now to know her greets the warm reception from the crowd with shy good graces, waving a hand to the crowd on her way down the aisle. She tags a few hands before entering the ring with little grandour.

BUFFER
Introducing first, the challenger. She hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan... JJAAAAAADDEEEE... RRRRROOOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZ - DDUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAANN!!!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
It's worth noting that all outside parties have been banned from ringside for this match by order of Josie Baker. That means no D*LUX, no Krista and most thankfully of all no Jock Mulligan.

COACH
What do you mean 'most thankfully'?

COLE
This Women's Title match should be a Dick free-zone.

Jade goes through some very basic warm-ups, waiting nervously for the sounds of Motley Crue's "Wild Side" to kick in. Suddenly there's an air of dread as Malaysia steps through the curtains and raises the Women's Championship proudly over her head, scowling out towards the ring.

BUFFER
And introducing her opponent! Hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. She is the reigning and defending OAOAST Women's Champion... the ultimate combination of beauty and beatdowns... MMMMAAAAALLLAAAAYYYYYSSSIIIIIAAAAAAAA... NNEEEEERRRRRRDDLLLLLLYYYYYY!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Cracking her whip menacingly Malaysia stares down the fans.

COLE
Last time these two met, back when Malaysia first arrived in the OAOAST a few months ago, it was about as comprehensive as it gets. This time, Women's Title on the line, Jade has a lot more to fight for... who knows. Stranger things have happened.

COACH
Hmm, let's see about that. Have you ever actually gotten laid?

COLE
Yes!

COACH
Okay then, fair enough. Was it with a woman?

COLE
Yes!

COACH
Holy crap, $30 on Jade in that case!

Malaysia climbs into the ring and casts the same heart-chilling stare that she gave the crowd towards Jade. The challenger cowers back in the corner a little, but tries not to show too much of her nerves. Referee Mark Hebner holds the Women's Title overhead for the crowd as the intimidating staring continues.


*DINGDINGDING!*

COLE
There's the bell and we're going to see if it'll be better second time around for Jade against Malaysia.

Malaysia stands her ground near her corner and waits for the challenger to come to her, which Jade is a little tentative to do. She tiptoes forward, hands up ready to guard. But Malaysia just stands there. Jade ends up right in front of Malaysia with no attack yet, so she initiates a lock-up and grabs a side headlock. With ease Malaysia throws her off into the ropes though, then knocks Jade on her BUTT with a shoulder tackle. Jade sits up with a nervous look on her face and backs away to the ropes to give herself time and space to get back up.

"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"

Getting her head together, Jade tries to draw on the support of the crowd like her uncle would.

COACH
These people really aren't doing her any favours.

Jade moves in towards Malaysia again, this time surprising her with a boot to the gut. And another boot, doubling Malaysia up a little. Just a little though, forcing Jade to keep attacking, with forearm strikes now. A succession of them connect but Malaysia stays on her feet and just shoves Jade away. Jade rolls through to her feet and comes right back at the Women's Champion though, her bravery earning the raised support of the Birmingham crowd. After another few forearms Jade grabs Malaysia by the wrist and goes for an irish whip... but Malaysia doesn't budge. Jade tries again and again, but still Malaysia stays rooted to the spot, so Jade quickly lets her go and hits the ropes herself with a clothesline.

COLE
Look at Jade taking it to Malaysia like no-one we've seen!

COACH
Yeah and look at the total lack of damage she's doing in the process.

Taking no more than a backstep, Malaysia smiles back at Jade and tells her "Harder.", which kinda creeps the challenger out. But she stays on the attack, putting everything she has behind a second clothesline. Still there's no effect though.

MALAYSIA
HARDER!

JADE
AAAHHHHHH!

Drawing on some rarely displayed intensity, Jade fires up and hits the ropes again... but by this point Malaysia has had enough and satisfies her desire for pain through Jade, clubbing her off her feet with her own brutal clothesline!!

COACH
DAYYUM!

COLE
Well, you have to admire Jade's spirit in coming out here and attacking Malaysia like she has. But unfortunately, spirit alone might not be enough to survive this test.

Jade rolls around holding the back of her head from the brutal shot. Smiling again, Malaysia walks over and stomps her right in the back. And again. And even a third time. Jade tries to crawl over to the ropes but gets cut off with an elbow drop to the lower back as well. The mighty Nerdly child then rolls over, pinning Jade down with two knees in her back. Eyes widening, Jade realises she's in trouble and flails around hoping to get the ropes, but is agonisingly short and gets fish-hooked by Malaysia!

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"

Malaysia breaks the hold but the unnerving smile on her face makes Hebner a little tentative to get to five anyway. She slams a forearm down into the back of Jade's neck, then grabs two handfuls of hair and pulls back, causing Jade to scream out in pain.

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"
"FI..."

Another break just in time.

COLE
The masochistic Malaysia, clearly enjoying herself here. This is kinda hard to watch.

COACH
Unless you're into that stuff. Which I am. That's why I'm strangely quiet right now. I'm just watching. Oh yeah.

Satisfied for now, Malaysia climbs off of Jade and picks strands of blonde hair from between her fingers, gazing at them as they fall to the canvas. Malaysia walks back over and hangs Jade up across the middle rope, placing a knee in her back to choke her on the rope!

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"

Malaysia pulls Jade back to her feet and clubs her in the back with a forearm. Falling to a knee, Jade is hurting and things don't get better after a big back suplex from Malaysia. Cover by the Champ, with a forearm pressed against the jaw...


1...





2...




No!

COLE
Jade isn't going to give up without a fight. She's not just doing this for herself tonight, she wants that Women's Title to make Krista proud.

COACH
Yeah, because Krista cares SOOO much about the OAOAST Women's Championship, right? Poor deluded Jade.

Not looking too disappointed at only getting 2, Malaysia pulls Jade back up. Showing heart, Jade delivers a punch to the gut from her knees. And a second one. Malaysia puts a stop to the fight with a double axehandle between the shoulder blades though, then twists around on the hair and pulls Jade backwards into a forearm to the kidneys.

COLE
This is just brutal. Malaysia simply punishes her opponents and seems to get this sick enjoyment from doing it.

Malaysia turns back to back with her pained challenger and underhooks the arms. With her overwhelming power she then elevates Jade up across her back, stretching her in the Gory Guerrero Special!

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!"

COLE
And now a submission hold, more pain for Jade.

Despite the pain ripping through her back and shoulders Jade shakes her head 'no' in a refusal to quit. She shouts out in pain though as Malaysia starts to bend down towards the mat applying further pressure. Clearly in need of support, the fans get behind Jade with some clapping, which does nothing to help with the pain but at least gives her some encouragement I guess. Jade starts to try and fight the hold and tries to get at least one arm free. Before that can happen, Malaysia simply lets her go and Jade is left to fall face-first to the canvas.

COLE
I wonder what Krista is thinking watching this.

COACH
Krista? Watching this? A-HA! A-HAHAHAHA... ah... nah I'm sure she's glued to this, don't mind me.

Malaysia walks away into a corner and waits for Jade to drag her aching bones off the mat. Holding a hand to her back, Jade turns around and Malaysia charges in with another clothesline... but Jade ducks, catching an arm around Malaysia's body and tripping her up before leaning across the legs to stack her up...

COLE
Wait a minute, a cover!


1...





2...




NO!

Able to power out, Malaysia walks into a boot and a front facelock, Jade twirling a finger.

COACH
You know, with someone with such a charismatic uncle and the most OTT mother in the known universe, Jade sure is dishwater dull, huh?

Jade leaps off her feet with a DDT attempt... but it's imminently clear that Malaysia is in control and proceeds to throw Jade off, for another face-first landing! As Jade gets back up, Malaysia then comes off the ropes, DRIVING her boot right into Jade's chest and sending her lurching right back down!

COLE
Oh my what a kick!

COACH
Like she was trying to kick a door off it's hinges. She might have caved Jade's chest in.

COLE
And sadly the end may be near for Jade's dream of becoming Women's Champion.

With the smile back on her face, Malaysia looks out at the crowd and the smile contorts into something more sinister. With Jade on her stomach, the Women's Champion steps over and sits out, dropping her body-weight across the lower back. Malaysia then reaches back and hooks both legs, standing up to apply the torturous Inverted Boston Crab!


*TAPTAPTAP!*

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

*DINGDINGDING!*

COACH
Second verse, same as the first.

After a couple of seconds more enjoyment, Malaysia throws Jade's legs away and looks back into the crowd as she raises her hands dominantly overhead.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and STILL OAOAST Women's Champion... MALAYSIA NNEEEERRRRRRRDDLLLLYYYYYYY!!

Jade holds her back and cringes in pain, checked on by referee Hebner who has handed over the title belt and waves at Malaysia to go. Malaysia stays stood over Jade's body though as she raises the Women's Title over her head. With the title still overhead she looks down and smiles in satisfaction at the suffering she's inflicted before she finally leaves.

COLE
A dominating performance, as we've come to expect in the short time Malaysia Nerdly has been in the OAOAST. Again, you have to admire Jade's guts for challenging her after last time and for taking the fight to Malaysia in the opening going. But...

COACH
But she just ain't got what it takes! That was an embarrassment to the Duncan name, just as predicted. When was the last time a Duncan was left laying and in need of medical attention after a match in the OAOAST Michael? Never! Because when was the last time that Duncan wasn't Krista? Never! Jade wanted to impress mommy, but all she did was prove she ain't good enough to carry Krista's legacy! Guts, heart, whatever. She can have all that but unlike Krista she ain't got the attributes that matter.

COLE
That's harsh and to be expected from you I guess. And as expected, I don't agree. Jade isn't Krista, but she's never claimed to be. She just wants to make her proud.

COACH
Well, she's done a great job so far! If Krista's match with Thunderkid goes anything like this did... well, I'll be delighted. But also stunned. That's the difference.

Malaysia walks away with the Women's Title over her shoulder, as in the ring Jade is clearly in serious discomfort and will need to be helped from the ring as we fade away.