alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2008 [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg is met with boos as he makes his way to the ring. COLE Another Money in the Bank match on the way, featuring one of the favorites to come out with the money and the title shot, former World champion Alfdogg! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a first-round Money in the Bank tournament match, scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 237 pounds...he is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, and a former two-time OAOAST champion of the WORLD...ALFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Alf will face a big test here, and I mean that literally, in Baron Windels, one half of the former Lone Star Gunslingers! COACH Tough luck for Baron, drawing Alf in the first round! He's a tough guy, but Alf has mowed down bigger and tougher adversaries! COLE And if Alf advances here, how about the possibility of him and Bohemoth, the Metrosexual Monster, in the next round? COACH Oh, I'm excited just thinking about that one, Cole! But don't count out Mr. Dick in that other match! Alf rolls into the ring, and poses on the ropes. He then hops down, as [i]Thriller[/i] by Fallout Boy plays, and Baron Windels make his way through the curtains, getting a nice ovation from the crowd. BUFFER [i]His opponent...from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 265 pounds...BAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE On the other side of that coin, Coach, there's a chance the former tag team partners could meet in the next round, should Baron win this match, and Mr. Dick getting by Bo! COACH Not gonna happen, Cole! Alf's been preparing too hard for this tournament to have it taken away by this rope-a-dope! Baron slaps hands on the way to the ring, then climbs in and salutes the fans before removing his gear. The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf and Baron circle the ring, but when Baron moves in, Alf hops out to the floor, drawing boos from the fans. Alf circles the ring, then climbs back in. He moves in, and the two tie up. Alf backs Baron up a few feet towards the corner, but Baron shoves Alf across the ring! COLE And Baron showing off the power advantage here, as Alf would be better suited to go to the speed moves and the mat wrestling here! Alf gets to his feet, then climbs to the apron when Baron moves towards him. Alf yells at the referee to get Baron away, and the referee manages to back Baron up to mid-ring. Alf climbs in, and the two tie up again. Alf grabs a side headlock, and wrenches down on it, forcing Baron down to one knee. Baron gets to his feet, then backs Alf into the ropes and shoves him across. Baron drops down, then gets to his feet and knocks Alf to the mat with a shoulder-check! Alf immediately scoots to the outside. COLE Alf on his back once again, and once again, he's out to the floor! COACH Alf's trying to frustrate Baron here, and I think it may be starting to work! Alf slides back in, and moves in once again. This time, Alf drives a knee into the midsection, followed by a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf attempts an Irish whip, but Baron reverses, and sets up for a BIG BOOT~!, but Alf grabs the ropes and pulls himself to the floor. COLE And there he goes again! The crowd is starting to get uneasy, but this time, Baron goes out after him! COACH Uh oh! COLE And Baron is on the chase this time! Alf leads him to the other side of the ring, then rolls in, and catches Baron with a elbow to the back of the head as he rolls in! COACH See, look at that, Cole! There's the real difference right there, that ring savvy of Alf! Alf stomps away on Baron, then picks him up and executes a vertical suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout WITH AUTHORITY~! COLE BIG kickout from Baron right there! Alf stomps Baron, then runs to the ropes, and leaps into the air for an elbowdrop...but Baron rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home on that elbow! Baron delivers right hands to Alf, then backs into the ropes and catches him with a big clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Baron wrings the arm of Alf, then starts to go to a wristlock, but Alf goes to the eyes! Alf then backs into the ropes, and catches him with a Hart Attack clothesline! He then goes to the top, as Baron starts to get to his feet, and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COACH Big move from Alf! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf grabs an armbar on the mat, but Baron fights his way to his feet. As the referee circles around the wrestlers, however, Alf grabs a handful of hair and yanks Baron back to the mat! COLE And Alf with the hair behind the referee's back! COACH Smart move there by Alf! Waited until the referee was out of view, and did what he had to do to bring Baron down! Baron fights up to his feet again, but Alf backs him into a corner. Baron suddenly turns him around, and starts delivering right hands! COLE And look at this outburst from Baron Windels! Baron grabs Alf, and rams his face into the buckle as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Baron then whips Alf into the ropes, and executes a BIG backdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Boy, this match has been back-and-forth all the way! Baron whips Alf into the ropes once again, but this time puts his head down, and Alf delivers a kick to the mush! COACH A Cardinal error by Baron there, though, putting his head down! Alf follows up with a swinging neckbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf whips Baron into the ropes, then drops down, then attempts a clothesline, but Baron ducks, and catches him with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Baron then backs into the ropes for the COWBOY BEBOP ELBOW~!, but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And Alf able to avoid the Cowboy Bebop Elbow! COACH ...how can you say that with a straight face? COLE Practice. COACH I'll have to try that. Alf whips Baron into the ropes, the leapfrogs him, drops down, and catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Big move from Alf! COACH Alf with the Space Ghost Spinebuster! COLE ... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Baron, and whips him hard into the corner, then follows up with a bulldog! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Baron still hanging on, despite suffering the Buzz Lightyear Bulldog! Alf backs Baron into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Alf then attempts an Irish whip, but Baron reverses, and follows him right in with a corner clothesline! COACH But Baron comes back with the Cow and Chicken Clothesline! COLE ...OK, you're scraping the bottom of the barrel now. Alf staggers out, and Baron sends him to the floor with another clothesline! COLE And Alf out to the floor following another clothesline! Baron follows Alf out, and delivers right hands, but Alf goes to the eyes. Alf then tries to ram Baron into the ring apron, but Baron blocks it and rams Alf in! Baron then scoops Alf up with intent of ramming him into the post, but Alf slips behind the back and shoves him into it instead! COLE And Baron colliding hard with the ringpost! Wow, you could hear that sound a mile away! COACH OK, time for Alf to finish this one off now! Alf stomps away on Baron, then climbs to the top, jumping to the outside with a double axhandle! COLE Alf comes crashing all the way down to Baron on the floor! COACH Can Baron survive the Astroboy Axhandle? COLE [i]Stop.[/i] Alf rolls Baron inside, then executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Alf going for the kill here! Alf follows up with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!!, and a BLUE THUNDER BOMB~!!! Alf then scales the ropes... COLE Alf could advance right here! COACH You know, Alf told me he was considering changing the name of this move to the Fat Albert Frog Splash! COLE He did [i]not[/i] tell you that, shut the fuck up already. Alf jumps off, just as Baron rolls out of the way! However, Alf rolls through, ala Eddie Guerrero, and goes for a SUPERKICK~!, but Baron ducks, and floors Alf with the MYSPACE COMEBACK~! COLE And Baron with the MySpace Comeback! COACH And [i]I'm[/i] scraping the bottom of the barrel? COLE Hey, I didn't make it up! Baron picks up Alf, and executes the DEVIL'S ADDICTION~! Baron then follows with the COWBOY BEBOP ELBOW~! COACH And Baron hits the Eek! Stravaganza Elbow! COLE It's the Cowboy Bebop Elbow, thank you very much. Baron picks up Alf, and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses, then attempts a clothesline, but Baron ducks, then attempts a BIG BOOT~! ...but Alf catches the foot, trips Baron up, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf with the Sharpshooter! No nicknames needed here, if Baron can't get to the ropes, it's over! Baron struggles towards the ropes, but Alf pulls him back to the center, and sits down on it! Baron makes a couple faint scoots towards the ropes...but is forced to tap out! *DING DING DING* COLE And it's over! Alf has advanced to the quarterfinals! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, advancing to the next round of the tournament...ALFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COACH What a great move by Alf, able to block the Count Duckula Kick (come on, you [i]knew[/i] I was going to work that one in) and, in one motion, apply that Sharpshooter! COLE And Alf will advance to meet the winner of the matchup between Bohemoth and "Mr. Dick" Jock Mulligan in the quarterfinals! COACH I'm still disappointed at the lack of Fat Albert Frog Splash, though. COLE You're going to get a Strawberry Shortcake Slap to the Face if you don't knock it off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
