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Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

Test would have been a better choice than Brock, and even though I was joking about Test being KOTR, you have to admit that he would be at least a couple notches better than Brock. At least Test could go 10 minutes.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

At least Heyman is here to make me feel better on commentary. I hope he shoots on Lawler heavily.

 

I can feel myself turning into a cynic.

Guest Your Olympic Hero1
Posted
Summerslam Main Event

 

HHH (champion) vs Brock Lesnar

 

Order it now and make sure to set your VCRs..

Triple-H circa 2002 = Hulk Hogan circa 1998

 

Build yourself up as the top guy, hold on to that spot more than anyone thinks possible, and only lose the title to the newcomer with the biggest push

 

Fuck Brockberg

Guest TheHulkster
Posted

Brock would be really over if he changed his name to Goldberg. The fans demand it!

Guest Angle is Wrestling
Posted

Remember at No Way Out..Angle won the #1 contendership for Wrestlemania, but HHH still got it back before WM.

 

There is still 2 months before SS....I think RVD will get the shot back. Time will tell, if UT wins tonight ,you know RVD will get it back.

Guest Nezbyte
Posted

Well, now it's time to play the game...

 

Woo, time to bash something. (And i like HHH)

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

<angry smark>

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHY THE FUCK DID ROB VAN FUCKING DAM HAVE TO FUCKING LOSE TO A FUCKING UN-FUCKING-OVER PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT LIKE BROCK FUCKING LESNAR?! FUCK YOU, VINCE Mc-FUCKING-MAHON!!! FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING STUPID FUCKING OLD FUCKING ASS!!!!

</angry smark>

 

I feel slightly relieved. At least the Goldust/Booker/Rock promo owned...

Guest Kingpk
Posted

Great, now we have to listen to Heyman cram "King Brock" down our throats the whole match.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
Told you. Even I, RVDHater, realize that RVD would have been a better choice, but you had to have known that it wouldn't happen.

Damnit, Kahran... I think all of us were just hoping he would win. HOPING!! >_<

 

I hope incadenza is right.

 

*is fucking pissed*

Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20
Posted

Thanks-to-Brock-Lesnar,My-Customers-want-a-refund!

Sons-Of-Bitches!

 

Vengence:

RVD.Vs.Brock-Lesnar

#1-contender's-match

 

I-hope.

Guest Big McLargeHuge
Posted

Quick someone give the results so far.

 

Thanks.

Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins
Posted

nWo interefere. Book-Dust connection comes out to fight them off. They get beat down. Taker beats HHH. Rock comes down. Beats on nWo. HHH Pedegree's Rock.

 

HEEL TURN

Guest Flyboy
Posted
<angry smark>

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHY THE FUCK DID ROB VAN FUCKING DAM HAVE TO FUCKING LOSE TO A FUCKING UN-FUCKING-OVER PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT LIKE BROCK FUCKING LESNAR?! FUCK YOU, VINCE Mc-FUCKING-MAHON!!! FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING STUPID FUCKING OLD FUCKING ASS!!!!

</angry smark>

 

I feel slightly relieved. At least the Goldust/Booker/Rock promo owned...

Corey just said I wanted, too...

 

Thanks.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Dammit, the crowd pops for HHH's entrance on PPV, therefore ensuring him being used as a face for another year.

 

Now he has them mute his music so people can hear his name!!!!!

 

ARGH!!! WHY DID RVD HAVE TO LOSE?? FUCK! I'M ANGRY AT EVERYONE NOW!!!!!

 

LOOK AT THAT WASTED WATER!!! STOP SPITTING IT! SOUTH CAROLINA WOULD KILL FOR THAT WATER IN OUR SEVERE DROUGHT!!!!

 

(has an anneurism and collapses to the floor, seeyas after the Main Event)

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

Brock Lesnar v. The Undertaker would be worse than Chinese water torture.

Guest Kotzenjunge
Posted

Oh yeah, from my fan perspective, the KOTR final gets -*****, but in all honesty it was 3/4*.

Guest Kingpk
Posted

RVD over Jericho

Knoble over Hurricane

Missed Eddie-Flair

Angle Made Hogan Tap Out!

Brock over Test

Brock over RVD (Fuck!)

Guest Flyboy
Posted
Quick someone give the results so far.

 

Thanks.

RVD over Jericho (Match of the Night)

Brock over Test

Brock over RVD (FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!)

Knoble over Hurricane (thanks to Nidia)

Flair over Eddie (thanks to Bubba)

Molly over Trish

Angle over Hogan (cleanly, tap-out)

Guest Nezbyte
Posted
Brock Lesnar v. The Undertaker would be worse than Chinese water torture.

Yeah, not worse than getting fucked with a spike dildo though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just felt like giving ya'll a visual.

Guest Shadow
Posted

Heat: Hardyz d. Raven & Justin Credible

 

KOTR Semifinal: RVD d. Chris Jericho

 

KOTR Semifinal: Brock Lesnar d. Test

 

WWE Cruiserweight Title Match: Jamie Nobles (w/ Nidia) d. The Hurricane (c.) to capture the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

 

Ric Flair d. Eddie Guerreo when Bubba Ray Dudley interfered

 

WWE Women's Title Match: Molly Holly d. Trish Stratus (c.) to capture the WWE Women's Championship

 

Kurt Angle d. 'Hollywood' Hulk Hogan

 

KOTR Finals: Brock Lesnar d. Rob Van Dam to win the 2002 King of the Ring

 

There ya go.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
ARGH!!! WHY DID RVD HAVE TO LOSE?? FUCK! I'M ANGRY AT EVERYONE NOW!!!!!

 

LOOK AT THAT WASTED WATER!!! STOP SPITTING IT! SOUTH CAROLINA WOULD KILL FOR THAT WATER IN OUR SEVERE DROUGHT!!!!

I am, too, damnit!

 

And :lol: at the HHH comment.

Guest Nezbyte
Posted

Well, atleast there's ONE redeaming match on the card. I'll download that one and MAYBE rent this if Mr. Fucking-We-dont-Carry-Shit Movie has it.

Guest Flyboy
Posted
KOTR Finals: Brock Lesnar d. Rob Van Dam to win the 2002 King of the Ring

That looks so wrong, and makes me want to cry. :angry:

Guest AnnieEclectic
Posted

May I say that I've gladly never been violated, anally or otherwise, with a spiked dildo. May that remain so.

 

-Annie

 

"The Greatest Lesbian Wrestler Since Either Jumping Bomb Angel"

Guest Incandenza
Posted

Taker vs. HHH: regardless of who wins, "overbooked mess of an ending" shall be used to describe the final five minutes.

Guest MarvinisaLunatic
Posted

2 Things:

 

#1 They won't heel turn HHH. As much as I and 9/10 of this board would like to see it, and as much as HHH would make a better heel than face, it isn't going to happen.

 

#2 The only way Lesnar loses his spot in the Summerslam Main Event is if he loses it by DQ in a match at Vengeance, because Lesnar isn't going to be pinned or made submit anytime soon. (And on that note, if he loses by DQ he should keep the spot, as if it were a title match and a dq no title changes hands)

 

Now I COULD see HHH vs Lesnar vs Rock vs RVD in a FATAL 4 way as the Main Event of Summerslam. They never said Lesnar gets a one on one shot. The WWE is way to stupid to pull a match like that though. Hell, they could overdo it entirely and make a 6 Pack match with Booker T and Undertaker as well.

Guest LesnarLunatic
Posted

Heyman sure is getting the title over in his commentary

Guest Flyboy
Posted
"The Greatest Lesbian Wrestler Since Either Jumping Bomb Angel"

I know this is totally off subject... and I'll sound like a male pig, but..

 

Lesbians rule! B)

 

Thank you... drive through.

Guest Nezbyte
Posted
May I say that I've gladly never been violated, anally or otherwise, with a spiked dildo. May that remain so.

 

-Annie

 

"The Greatest Lesbian Wrestler Since Either Jumping Bomb Angel"

Aww, i thought spiked dildos were popular among, *ahem*, your crowd.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I am, however, joking.

Guest HHH's 'Roid Needle
Posted

This crowd is so dead I swore I just heard someone yell "Bob, where'd we park?"

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