Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 6, 2008 [color="#00FF00"][b]* BANG * * BANG *[/b][/color] The loud explosion startles fans, but it’s back to normal when a cloud of [b][color="#9932CC"]purple haze[/color][/b] is released, bringing them to their feet as the CHRIST AIR EXPRESS burst out on the stage to the tune of “Rise Against“ by Like the Angels. COLE Talk about kicking things off with a bang. Wow! COACH I can barely hear myself think. COLE :hm: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE! COACH What?! COLE I said what a match-up this should be. Instead of getting booed out of the building like they would’ve been 6 months ago, the CAE are cheered wildly. A sign their new stoner lifestyle has done wonders for their popularity. BUFFER The following special challenge match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Laguna Beach, California, and weighing 185 pounds soaking wet, one-half of the wildly popular Christ Air Express… MMMMEEEELLLL!!! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The CAE flash the RAWK~! sign to let the fans know of their appreciation. COLE The brothers from Laguna Beach receiving love from the City of Brotherly Love, which is no easy feat. COACH It ain’t gonna get any easier for MEL tonight, that’s for sure. I can’t believe that idiot had the balls to challenge him. What happened at the Big Apple Spectacular was between Mr. Dick and Baron Windels. He’s got nothing to do with it. COLE Baron’s a good friend of the Christ Air Express and their sister Melody, who’s still his manager I might add. COACH Yeah, and to Baron’s credit he hasn’t interfered in her affairs -- all 100 of them! “My Dick” hits and Mr. Dick isn‘t just showered with boos, golden pyro rains down on him from the ceiling! The Cocky Prick solo as depending on where this is placed Malaysia is preparing for her Women’s title defense, reeling from her defeat or enjoying a little R&R after a successful title defense. BUFFER His opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 242 pounds… MMMISSSSSSSSTEEEEEERRRRR DICK! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Mr. Dick enters the ring, tosses his glittery cowboy hat aside and tells MEL to bring it. MARV high fives his brother and exits. COACH How fair is this? You don’t see Malaysia ringside. Why should MARV be allowed to stay? I seriously doubt he has a manager’s license. COLE Obviously referee Clem Buzzlefoxer has deemed MARV is no risk to interfere. COACH Now that I think about it, old man Buzzlefoxer is right. MARV is no threat to Mr. Dick. Just look at ‘em. Mr. Dick would squash him like a bug. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and both men lockup mid-ring. Mr. Dick goes behind and takes MEL down to the mat with a waistlock, then paintbrushes him to the cheers of a vocal minority. All too used to this kind of bullying MEL has a few choice words for the Cocky Prick. Mr. Dick backs off…then shoves MEL to the mat and drops an elbow, but nobody’s home! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" MEL grabs a side headlock and quickly is shot off, decked by a standing dropkick on the rebound. Rammed into the buckle MEL is then hammered in the corner. Whipped out he ducks a clothesline and returns with a flying head scissors, followed by a dropkick and VICTORY ROLL! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Both rush to their feet and Mr. Dick lands a kick. He fires MEL across and drives the knee… NO, MEL ROLLS HIM UP IN A SCHOOL BOY! COLE Oh, what a counter! ONE… TWO… THR-- KICKOUT! On the wrong end of a side headlock takeover, Mr. Dick raises his shoulder off the mat to prevent an accidental pin. Trapped square in the middle of the ring, he rolls MEL onto his back in a cradle! ONE… TWO… And only two, as MEL regains his position. Mr. Dick returns to a vertical base and executes a back suplex to break free. After being violently reintroduced to the turnbuckle MEL reverses an Irish whip and delivers a BAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd ROARS as MEL signals for one of his signature moves, MELANOMA…but when he scoops Mr. Dick up the Cocky Prick floats over and spikes him into the canvas with PURE PENETRATION!! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Reverse chinlock is applied and MEL begins kicking and screaming as Mr. Dick holds onto the bottom rope with his legs for extra leverage, drawing the ire of MARV and fans alike. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” COACH Why all the whining, Cole? Don’t the people see MARV trying to incriminate Mr. Dick by shaking the ropes? COLE :rolleyes: “LET’S GO MEL!” “LET’S GO MEL!” “LET’S GO MEL!” The adrenaline flowing and the blood pumping MEL starts his comeback, fighting out of the now side headlock with a series of elbows to the gut, but it’s short-lived however, as Mr. Dick rakes the eyes and goes back to the chinlock following a snap mare. COLE MEL just can’t catch a break right now. What a beating he’s sustained the last few minutes. COACH Similar to the one Baron Windels will receive Sunday night, August 31 at Angleslam. MEL wraps his hands around Mr. Dick’s head and sits down with a JAWBREAKER! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Mr. Dick staggers into a SPINNING HEEL KICK and is covered! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! MEL wrings the arm for the NOSEPLANT…but Mr. Dick answers with an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP and CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! COLE The Cock Shock! COACH Clem doesn’t even need to bother making the count, just ring the bell. The cover. ONE… TWO… THR-- KICKOUT! “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE What heart being displayed by MEL here tonight. Win or lose, he can be proud of his performance. COACH There’s no such thing as moral victories in wrestling, Mikey. Sent for the ride, MEL leaps onto the middle turnbuckle and fakes a diving cross body block, causing Mr. Dick to drop down. When he pops back up MEL connects with a MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Fired up, MEL unloads with a series of overhand chops. Mr. Dick reverses and Irish whip…and MEL spikes him with a SWINGING BULLDOG! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Slammed near the corner Mr. Dick gets the KNEES up as MEL comes down with the SHOOTING STAR PRESS, then dumps him through the ropes into MARV to add insult to injury! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE What a cheap shot! COACH I’d say. If MEL has beef with MARV he should handle it privately and not in front of the cameras. COLE :stupid: Mr. Dick tosses MEL back in for THE COCK BLOCK! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… MMMISSSSSSSSTEEEEEERRRRR DICK! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Though the match is over, Mr. Dick isn’t done yet. He lays into MEL some more, knocking MARV off the apron as he tries to help his big brother. “YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Like they had his back a few weeks ago, BARON WINDELS has the Christ Air Express’. With a BULLROPE in his possession, the Lone Star Gunslinger blindsides his former partner with the attached COWBELL, slicing Mr. Dick open! COACH You wanna talk about a cheap shot. [I]There[/I] was a cheap shot. Clem Buzzlefoxer attempts to restrain Baron, but the look in his eyes makes him think better of it. Pleading for mercy in the corner, a bloody Mr. Dick receives none and is HUNG OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! COLE Baron Windels has snapped! COACH He ought to be fined and suspended, Cole. You can kill a man this way. Not even the CAE can pry BW off Mr. Dick. More OAOAST officials rush out from the back to gain control of the situation, but Baron’s a man possessed. It’s only until MALAYSIA appears that BW releases Mr. Dick…and that’s so he can invite her in to fight! Officials and the CAE intervene before it can reach that point. Mr. Dick helped backstage by Malaysia. COLE Oh, man. We desperately need to take a break after that. There’s nothing more I can say about what just took place. We’ll be back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
