alfdogg 0 Report post Posted August 8, 2008 COLE Right now, let's go to Michael Buffer for the announcement of our second Money in the Bank quarterfinal match! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this is our second Money in the Bank quarterfinal match of the evening. Tonight, one of the OAOAST's biggest in stature squares off against one of its biggest in credentials in a first-time ever match, for the right to advance to the semifinals of the Money in the Bank tournament. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...ARRRRRRRRRRE YYYOUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Philadelphia, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOP6XZtEINI][i]Magnum Opus[/url][/i] hits, and Alfdogg gets a mixed reaction when he comes through the curtains. COLE And as Michael Buffer said, a first-time ever matchup we're about to see right here! BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time...weighing in at 237 1/2 pounds! One of the most decorated stars in the history of this company...and tonight, he looks to take one step further in his ascent back to the top of the mountain. Ladies and gentlemen...the leader of the Deadly Alliance...a former two-time OAOAST heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Alf defeating The Lone Star Gunslinger, Baron Windels, in the first round, for the right to face Bo here tonight, a Deadly Alliance vs In Crowd showdown! COACH That's right, Cole, and there's a lot of tension building between all these groups, all thinking that they lay claim to being the dominant force in the business! Alf slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, drawing a mixed reaction. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBbBSCgIdkM][i]Liberate[/url][/i] plays, and the crowd goes crazy for Bohemoth as he strolls through the curtain. BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Greenville, South Carolina, and weighing in at 284 pounds! One of the most physically dominant, and fastest-rising stars in the business today. Ladies and gentlemen...representing The In Crowd...he is the "Metrosexual Monster"...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE And we mentioned that Alf defeated Baron Windels to get to this point, Bohemoth had to go through Baron's former partner, Mr. Dick, Jock Mulligan! COACH Yeah, thanks in part to Baron himself, I might add! Bo stalks to the ring, and hops onto the apron, then climbs inside. He hops from side to side while staring across the ring at Alf, who is being checked by the referee. He then makes his way over to check Bo, before calling for the bell. *DING DING DING* Alf talks trash to Bo as both men make their way to mid-ring, and stare one another down. Alf gives Bo a shove, and Bo returns with a bigger shove, sending Alf all the way into the ropes! COLE And Bo right away showing some power, and some intimidation tactics! COACH Nah, they're not intimidation tactics to Alf! He's been in there with competitors of all shapes and sizes! Alf moves in, and the two tie up. Bo grabs a side headlock, and Alf backs him into the ropes and shoves him across. Alf drops down, then leapfrogs Bo, but Bo comes back with a shouldercheck which knocks Alf off his feet and all the way to the floor! COLE BIG shoulderblock from Bohemoth, and Alf to the outside early! Alf walks around the side of the ring, and climbs onto the apron, as the crowd begins some conflicting chants. "LET'S GO ALF~! "LET'S GO BO~!" "LET'S GO ALF~!" "LET'S GO BO~!" Alf steps in, and ties up with Bo once again. This time Alf takes him down with a side headlock! COLE Nice move by Alf! Bo reaches up and grabs him in a headscissors, but Alf KIPS UP~! to escape, then catches him with another takedown! Bo tries another headscissors, but this time Alf evades it and cinches in on the headlock. COACH And Alf sticking to wrestling now, and he's got a clear advantage in that department, you've got to say! Bo works his way to his feet, and shoves Alf across, then goes for a PRESS SLAM~!, but Alf slips behind, and rolls up Bo in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! Bo comes for Alf, but gets rolled up in a small package! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf catches Bo in another side headlock takedown! COACH And Alf taking Bo to school here early on, Cole! COLE Bo's gonna have a hard time if he tries to match up with Alf technically, no question about it, but there's still a long way to go in this match! Bo tries to get to his feet, but Alf pulls on the headlock...until Bo slips out, and applies a hammerlock! COLE But look at that nice escape! Bo drops some knees on the arm, before Alf works to his feet. Alf catches Bo square in the chops with an elbow! COLE Oh, Bo caught one right in the mush! Alf then wrings the arm of Bo, and hammers away on the shoulder until the big man goes down to his knees. Alf then stands over Bo, and paintbrushes him, to the delight of some, to the dismay of others in the crowd. COLE But Alf may be making a mistake here! Bo gets a foot under himself, then rolls forward onto his back, then kicks his feet up into Alf's face! COLE And a nice counter by Bo! Alf holds his face, as Bo gets to his feet and floors him with a clothesline! Bo then bars the arm of Alf, and returns the favor with a paintbrush of his own! COLE And Bo with a little measure of revenge for Alf's taunting! Alf gets to his feet and takes a swing at Bo, who ducks and lets Alf do a full spin around, then trips him up by the legs! COLE Slingshot coming up here! Bo slingshots Alf into the top buckle! Alf staggers out, and Bo wrings his arm. Bo then grabs Alf under the shoulder, and lifts him into the air, still holding the arm-wringer, slamming him down on his back! COACH Whoa! COLE Devastating move right there from Bo, who knows what that could have done to Alf's arm! Alf shakes the arm as he gets to his feet, but Bo grabs it once again. Alf scoops up Bo and slams him to the mat...but Bo holds onto the arm and rolls through! COLE And look at that! Bo takes the slam, and still holds onto the armbar! Alf works his way to this feet, then backs Bo into the ropes, and whips him across. Alf drops down, then catches Bo with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Wow, and that's a big man to execute that move on! Most impressive by Alf! Alf comes to his knees and wipes the sweat from his brow, then gets to his feet, and drops a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Bo, and executes a backbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Alf going for quick falls here, looking to make the big man expend energy by kicking out! Alf gets to his feet and drives an elbow into Bo, then picks him up and sets him up in the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, this one doesn't seem to affect Bo! Alf backs off a couple steps, then delivers two quick CHOPS~!, before Bo delivers a kick to the gut, and turns him around in the corner, firing off right hands and forearms! COLE And Alf with those knife-edges only got the big man fired up! Bo whips Alf across, and charges...but Alf gets his foot up! Alf then climbs to the top, but Bo recovers in time to catch him up there, and tosses him back into the ring! COLE Bo took the hit and came right back to avoid that high-risk attempt by Alf! Bo then follows suit, and climbs to the top himself! COLE And look at this, Bo going for a high-risk move here! However, this time Alf gets to his feet too quick, and leaps onto the ropes, causing Bo to crotch himself! COACH He took too long though, Cole! You can't take your time going for those moves! Bo starts to fall forward, but Alf pushes him back up, then climbs up himself. He climbs all the way to the top, and takes Bo down with a HURRICANRANA~! COLE Big move! This could do it! Alf scoots over and covers... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE But no! Bo just does escape! Alf vents to the referee, who re-affirms that it was only a two-count. Alf then stomps Bo until Bo rolls to the floor. He waits for Bo to get to his feet, and hits him with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Alf going for it all here against the big man from the In Crowd! Alf poses, drawing another mixed reaction, then rolls Bo back inside. Alf arrogantly hits Bo with some jabs, then takes a step back, and hits him with a dropkick! COACH Alf in total control here, Cole, it could be just a matter of time! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Bo, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf then starts to deliver some more jabs, until Bo ducks one, and rolls Alf up in a backslide! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And Bo almost snuck away with it right there! Alf rolls through to his feet, then floors Bo with a SUPERKICK~! when he gets to his feet! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf waits for Bo to get to his feet, then takes him over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Alf starting to set up Bo for what he hopes will be the big finish! Alf waits again, then pulls Bo up from his knees and executes a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! He picks up Bo once again, but when he tries to lift him into his shoulders, Bo slides down his back, and starts to deliver right hands! COLE And look at Bo fight back after taking those suplexes! Bo sets up an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Bo ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a sleeper! COACH G'night, Bo! Alf climbs onto the back of Bo, leaning his weight in, and eventually forcing him to his knees and down to the mat. As Bo fades, the referee lifts his arm... 1!!! 2!!! ...but Bo holds through on the third lift! COLE Bo not done yet! Bo makes his way to his feet, and backs into the buckles with Alf! Bo is dazed as he walks out of the corner, but Alf is able to recover quickly, and jumps back on, applying the hold again! COACH How about that? Alf got sandwiched in the corner, and was able to come right back and go back to the hold! This time, however, Bo won't be forced down. Instead, he delivers three elbows to the midsection to loosen the hold, then follows with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And Bo finally able to pull off a big move! Both men are down, and the referee begins a count... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Bo sits up, and turns to his side, as Alf starts to stir himself. Both men make it to their feet around the same time, and start to exchange blows! Bo gets the better of the exchange, but Alf goes to the eyes, then attempts an Irish whip, but Bo reverses...and catches Alf with a PRESS SLAM~! COLE Big show of strength from Bo, even after all the punishment he's taken! Bo lets out a big yell, to signify that he's ready to take control! COLE And Alf may be in some trouble now! Bo picks up Alf, and whips him into the corner. Alf staggers out, and Bo catches him with a clothesline! He then backs into the ropes, and floors him with another! He runs to the ropes, and delivers a third! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Bo picks up Alf, and whips him HARD chest-first into the buckles! COACH DAY-UM! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Bo then lifts Alf for another PRESS SLAM~!, this time dropping him crotch-first on the ropes! COACH Now that should be a DQ right there! COLE Why's that? COACH How is that any different than low-blowing a guy with you arm or foot? COLE srsly, when was the last time someone was DQ'ed for that? Bo then sets up Alf in a standing headscissors. He signals to the crowd, then lifts Alf up...but Alf is able to slip out in front, then trips up Bo, and locks in the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COACH OH YEAH! COLE Sharpshooter applied by Alf, and this is what did in Baron in the first round! Alf sits back in the hold, as Bo grimaces in pain, but is close to the ropes...until Alf pulls him out to the center! COLE And right out in the middle now! Bo lets out a yell, as he puts his hands under him, and moves towards the ropes again. Desperately, Bo manages to crawl over and reach the bottom rope! The ref forces Alf to break, which he does after a four-count. Alf picks up Bo, and sets up an Irish whip.. However, Bo blocks, and pulls Alf in for a MURDERLINE~! COLE And a big lariat from Bo, and he's right back on top! What a match this is! Bo signals for the end, as Alf scoots toward a corner. As Bo goes to pick Alf up, he sees Thunderkid rushing down to ringside! COLE And here come the troops for Alf! Bo knocks TK off the apron, then catches Reject with a big boot as he comes at him with a steel chair raised. However, as all this is going on, Sandman9000 slips his barbed wire bat to Alf! COLE Oh no, Alf's got that bat from Sandman! Bo makes his way back over to Alf, as the referee tries to usher Reject out of the ring. COLE Turn around, referee! As Bo grabs Alf, Alf jams the bat into the crotch of Bo! As Bo doubles over in pain, Alf gets to his feet, and holding the bat on the handle and at the end of the barrel, smashes it into Bo's head! COLE Alf with that barbed wire bat behind the referee's back, and Bo has been busted open here! Alf tosses the bat to the outside, then heads to the top rope, gets his balance...and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And there's the splash! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Alf has stolen this quarterfinal match! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, advancing to the semifinals of the Money in the Bank tournament...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COACH Score one for the Deadly Alliance, Cole! And now, look at the matchup in store for the semis! COLE Indeed, Alf will take on Landon Maddix, the head of Cucharacha International, in yet another first-time ever meeting! As Alf rolls out of the ring in front of the announce position, Reject rolls back inside with the chair. COLE Oh no, Reject's in the ring, Coach. Bo is just starting to stir, as Reject opens up the chair, and places it around his head and neck! COLE Oh no, not this! Somebody get down there! As Reject climbs to the top rope, Sly Sommers slides into the ring, armed with a chair of his own, with Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez bringing up the rear. COLE And thank God for The In Crowd, Reject was going to try to snap the neck of the big man with that steel chair! Reject hops to the floor, and helps Alf up, as the DA makes their way around the ring to the aisle. TK and Reject raise the arms of Alf, as Sandman stands in the background, the In Crowd staring them down all the way, as Bohemoth gets to his feet in the ring. COLE The Deadly Alliance wreaking havoc tonight, but The In Crowd puts a stop to that injustice! But they can't put a stop to Alf moving on to the semifinals, and that's just what will happen, as he's set to take on Landon! Let's go to... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
