King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 14, 2008 (edited) *DINGDINGDING!* COLE So there's the bell and this should be a most interesting match. Perhaps one of the most interesting and intriguing we've ever seen on HeldDOWN. As Krista drags herself away from gazing around the arena in general disinterest, Leon waits in the middle of the ring with hands on hips. The two unique OAOAST stars come face to face and look to be picking up where they left off last week, exchanging words. COACH This ain't smart on Leon's part. They already said WAY too much in The Love Shack. And we know that whatever Krista says, Leon don't get angry... but I don't think anyone knows just how angry Krista can get. COLE She threatened to rip Leon's face off and wear it as a mask last week. Not sure if that's physically possible, but I wouldn't want to run the risk because Krista would give it a damn good try! "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" The Raleigh crowd are split about as 50/50 as you can get. Leon starts beckoning his 50% for more support. Krista just mimics yawning at the whole thing. And yet her disinterest only makes her 50% want to cheer her even more. Story of her life. Tired of the waiting around, Krista asks if "we're going to do this or not", watching as Leon shrugs and promptly slapping him across the face to OOHs and AAHs! Leon complains about the cheapshot but Krista protests that he said he was ready... and when Leon says he [i]is[/i] ready, he gets another slap to the chops! Entirely relaxed, Krista waits for the complaints to start again, inspecting her nails even as she fires off a third slap. COACH Krista's used to routinely bitch-slapping her opponents into humiliation. I think life beat her to it with Leon though. Enough is enough for Leon and he demands to know what Krista's problem is, to which Krista very simply replies "what? It's not like you're not gonna hit back, so...", before dishing out yet another open palm. Enough is enough... wait, I said that already... but enough is REALLY enough this time as Leon charges in low and intiates a less humilating lock-up with Krista. With his power advantage he's able to back Krista up into a corner, where referee Charles Robinson demands he give a clean break. Leon is understandably cautious about another slap but does break clean, keeping Krista backed up against the turnbuckles. With her penned in, he then rears back, looking to dish out a knifedge chop... but he gets cold feet before dishing out the strike, allowing Krista to catch him with another slap before dodging out of the corner like Muhammed Ali on acid, displaying her fancy footwork behind the frustrated Rodez. COLE Oh, Krista's just goading Leon at this point. And Leon had a shot at her, but seemed hesitant to take it. We've seen this before, remember the trouble he had a couple of years ago trying to wrestle Crystal. COACH That's weak. COLE It's Leon's morals, he doesn't feel right hitting a woman. COACH Yeah, but this ain't some arguement over undercooked dinner and not doing the ironing. This is Money In The Bank. You wanna be World Champion, you gotta nut up and slap a ho. Simple. As women's rights groups flock to bleed the OAOAST dry for that, Leon recomposes himself and realises if he doesn't start wrestling he's going to be on the recieving end of many a slap to come. He tries to ignore any of Krista's mind-games and asks for a test of strength. Krista looks up at the hand, looking a little unsure. She then starts to run her fingertips across her tongue, apparantly readying herself to lock-up... until she reaches into her pocket and produces a black book and her cellphone. The fingertip licking allows her to breeze through the pages of the book as she looks for the right number to call. Leon goes to move in, but Krista holds up a finger and tells him to hang on a sec'. "Hi, Alix? It's Krista. Oh good, you're watching. Listen, qui... what... oh, okay." Krista waves to the nearest camera. "...what do you mean 'did I see it', I was the one waving to you! Yeah, I know, it was cool, but can we get to the point real quick since I dunno how long I can stand here while my opponent stands around looking dumb in the middle of a wrestling match with the chance to attack. My personal record is 6 minutes, 32 seconds, but I've never wrestled this guy, so I can't be sure. Listen, quick question. I've got this guy here, name's Leon, you used to date him. Yes, honestly. Yes, he has always been a man, to the best of my knowledge. Yes, you did used to go for guys once. Anyone, listen, this guy's trying to get me to play a game of mercy with him, despite the fact he's about 3 inches taller and about 100, 120 pounds heavier than me. Now, you know this guy. Should I go ahead and try and lock-up even though I'm completely out-matched because he's daring me to do it and there's like a ton of people watching, or should I pretend to lock hands with him then jab my heel into his stomach before laughing at him for not seeing it coming? ...uh-huh. ...uh-huh. ...uh-huh. Okay, love ya, bye!" Krista hangs up... but then hits re-dial. "Hey, Alix, me again. Should I do the spot where we go to lock arms and I change hands just as we're about to lock fingers as well, making him look even more of a putz? ...too much? Okay, thanks again." Krista hangs up again, puts away the black book and the cellphone and gets back to the action. Carefully she reaches up to lock hands with Leon... and even though he knows it's coming, he still catches the discussed boot to the gut from Krista, who stands over him mocking his current position, doubled-over gasping for breath. COACH *slaps forehead* COLE A little consultation from Krista to Alix, just to compound the embarrassment of one of the oldest tricks in the book. COACH She has a daughter who's a child genius and another daughter who grew up thinking she was Leon's sister, yet she calls up her clinically insane girlfriend for advice. And it worked. How!? COLE I have no idea. As Leon starts to straighten up, Krista grabs him by the arm and looks for an irish whip. Reversal by Leon sends Krista into the ropes, which she effortlessly counters by sliding herself under the bottom rope. Leon dives out after her, but Krista has an ace up the sleeve, not letting go of the bottom rope and quickly pulling herself back into the ring, with time to spare to deliver a dropkick through the ropes as Leon turns on the arena floor. Rodez falls back into the announce table and looks dazed as Krista goes over to the turnbuckles. She climbs to the bottom, the middle, then the top. Looking up, Leon sees her prepared to dive and rushes to get out of the way of Krista, who is very casually climbing back down to the middle, then the bottom, then the ring canvas, gazing over to where Leon has ended up and wondering aloud where he's running to. COACH I know everybody says it but, you know, I actually kinda believed Leon when he said he wouldn't get distracted by Krista's usual tactics. Done a surefire crappy job of it so far. This isn't Biff Atlas or Rico getting sonned, this is Leon Rodez. COLE Just goes to show you how effective Krista's very individual style of wrestling is, against anybody. Having been thoroughly embarrassed so far Leon takes a few moments on the outside to get his head together. "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" Leon slides back into the ring and showing the signs of stress, he actually pleads to Krista's better nature to cut out the schenanigans and just wrestle. Able to block out her better nature after years of practice, K.I.D is able to kid Leon into agreeing and act like she's taking pity on him. If you didn't know her better, you'd almost believe her. COLE Underlying this, the winner of this match is going to AngleSlam, one win away from a guaranteed World Title contract. This is a serious opportunity, behind this personal dislike and all of Krista's antics. Serious opportunity and serious wrestling finally as we get a collar and elbow tie-up. Leon comes out of it in control with a side headlock, taking Krista over with it and pinning her shoulder to the mat... 1... No! Krista locks her arms around Leon's waist, trying to turn him off of her but to no avail. So she kicks her feet up to apply a headscissors, pulling herself out of the headlock. Leon escapes the headscissors easily enough, rolling out of Krista's ten million dollar legs and looking for the headlock again. Deftly, Krista is able to slide out and into a hammerlock before the hold is applied though. Leon gets to his feet though... thinking about an elbow to the jaw, but again hesitant to do anything like that... countering instead with a drop toehold and floating over into his headlock again. COLE This is where Leon has to keep this match, on the mat, sticking to wrestling. I'm sure Krista still has some tricks up her sleeve even face-first eating ring canvas, but it limits her options just a touch. Fighting to her feet, Krista puts the force of a GLAADiator into shoving Leon off into the ropes, regretting it seconds later as Leon knocks her down with a shoulder tackle. Rodez hits the ropes at the side, going up and over Krista. Jumping to her feet, Krista leapfrogs over Leon as he comes off the opposite ropes. Landing, she then sets herself... ...and Rodez comes to a grinding halt, at the sight of Krista's jiggling BUTT kicking into high motion in front of him!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Uh-oh! The hypnotizing buns of steel! COACH And unfortunately for Leon, they're strictly vegetarian buns. Ain't no meat goin' in there. As the jiggling starts to reach a speed that shouldn't be humanly possible Leon stands in silent awe, completely under Krista's spell. Krista wears a confident smile as she takes a quick look up at the AngleTron to make sure Leon is as distracted as she was expecting. As the drool begins to form in The Silky Smooth One's mouth, Krista then prepares to strike the unexpecting opponent... ...before Leon suddenly emerges from his trance, smiling, wagging the finger and pulling Krista down with a schoolboy roll-up!! COLE WHAT?! 1... 2... 3- NO! Krista gets to her feet, stunned that her distraction tactics had no effect on the labido driven Rodez. And standing around stunned isn't the best place for Krista to be right now, as it allows Leon to trip her up and stack her on her shoulders with a folding press... 1... 2... No! COLE Don't tell me that Krista is actually being caught off-guard here! Scrambling to her feet, Krista drops low, shoulder faking left and right as she waits for Leon to lunge in with a rash attack. But Leon is much more in control than most of Krista's opponent would be at this stage and it's he who forces her into a rash move, catching Krista as she looks for a go-behind. Leon goes with her and after some jockeying for position, The Grand Rapids Golden Child comes out on top of the situation with a side headlock. And he then ruffles a few feathers, as he messes up the golden hair of his opponent and sends her into a tizzy!! KRISTA :O COACH AW SHIT SON, you done done it now! With Krista looking enraged and breathing as audibly as anything you'd expect to see on a safari, it takes a brave man to taunt Krista by telling her she's got a "couple hairs out of place". Leon is this brave man and he dodges the clothesline Krista throws at him, sticking his thumb in his mouth and catching Krista as she turns around! COLE Wha... Leon, trying to mess up Krista's make-up now!? COACH Does he have a death-wish!? Pulling free of the 'move' more commonly used by embarrassing parents in public, Krista is absolutely SEETHING! COLE I can't believe that Leon is actually playing Krista Isadora Duncan at her own game... and succeeding! Krista's bad mood isn't made any better by the smirk on Leon's face, knowing that for once somebody is getting into Krista's head instead of the other way around and clearly enjoying it. The taste of her own medicine is a sour one for K.I.D and she spits it out, right at Leon's feet, before letting out a banshei worthy shriek of anger in throwing a lariat at his head. Again Leon is able to duck though and Krista narrowly avoids hitting the turnbuckles, turning around... ...and Krista comes to a grinding halt, at the sight of [i]Leon's[/i] jiggling BUTT kicking into high motion in front of him!! (a very female) "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh my, somebody pass the tissues! COACH :huh: COLE ...what? ...I spilt my Coke..... in my lap. COACH :huh: Krista freezes for a second, through surprise more than interest. And after a couple of seconds, she puts pay to Leon's ill-advised attempts to distract her by driving her shoe directly between his ass-cheeks, sending him sprawling in deep (deep) pain into a corner. Krista looks almost offended that Leon would think that would possibly work on her as she follows him into the corner. COACH I wonder what Jade is thinking watching this. Her mother and her uncle trying to distract each other by shaking the junk in their trunks. No wonder she's so messed up. As Leon rubs at his BUTT, Krista jumps up with another hard kick, this to the chest. Krista then scales the turnbuckles in front and balls up her fist... "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" The slow fans continue counting on past seven, apparantly not realising Krista has stopped punching. She climbs from the middle rope to the top, standing over Leon for a second. Falling back off the top rope, she tucks her knees up into her chest, extending them out with perfect timing to drive a devestating dropkick into the jaw of The Silky Smooth One up against the turnbuckles! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Leon groggily falls down against the bottom turnbuckle. Absorbing her back first landing on the mat, Krista kips-up... and delivers another dropkick to the face! COACH Normal service has been resumed. Kipping-up once more, Krista extends her arms in a gymnastic stance and bows to all four corners of the arena. As she waits for the judges scores though, a reminder that she's not actually at the Olympics comes when Leon Rodez starts to stand up in the corner. Krista awards herself 10.0 to keep herself happy and goes back on the offence, whipping Leon from corner to corner across the ring. As he hits the turnbuckles, Krista retreats to the opposite corner and composes herself for her run up. Deep breaths calm her down, covering her hands with imaginary white powder before running forward. She wows the imaginary judges and the wrestling fans at this wrestling event with a cartwheel, into a back elbow... that is avoided! Krista bumps into the turnbuckles and gets hooked up with a quick Exploder Suplex to throw her back out of the corner! Cover by Leon... 1... 2... No! Leon sends Krista off into the corner this time, charging in afterwards with a clothesline. Another whip then sends Krista across ring for another attack in the corner, Leon soaring this time with the Superman Spea... NO! Krista pushes up on the top rope, doing a splits move to leave Rodez to hit the middle turnbuckle pad face-first! COACH Now that's a 10 if I ever saw it! Shaken up, out of the corner staggers Leon with his bearings spilt all over the place. As he collects them Krista waits, rolling forward off the turnbuckles to wrap her money-making legs around the head of her opponent, before pushing up off of top rope and spinning out with a Hurricanrana takeover! That leaves Leon back in a land of confusion and wide open, as Krista leaps to the middle rope and springs back with a high crossbody block... 1... 2... No! Leaving the ring Krista makes her way to the ring apron, giving the crowd on that side an alluring sight as she bends over waiting on her opponent. Leon climbs to his feet and Krista suddenly takes over, leaping to the top rope and springboarding back inside with a Hurricanra... CAUGHT! Leon catches Krista on her way down and tries to adjust into the Liontamer! "YYYEEEEEEE - BOOOOOOO!" COLE Leon looking for it here! COACH I got a feeling this is one wild cat that can't be tamed. And that lame-ass wordplay is proven right as before Leon can apply the hold, Krista has crawled through his legs and to safety out behind. She quickly hits the ropes to attack again, swinging her luscious legs around Leon's neck and bringing him over with a much safer (from her perspective) swinging headscissors. The bit is between Krista's teeth now and she charges in again. However a dip of the shoulder takes her up and over the top rope, narrowly landing on her feet on the apron from Leon's instinctive backdrop. Holding onto the top rope, Krista drives her knee in before pulling herself back into the ring underneath the bottom rope. Although, her slide doesn't take her quite as far as she's expected, leaving her laying between Leon's legs. But, as the saying goes, when life gives you lemons squeeze them, which Krista intends to do as she goes for the ball claw... but Leon grabs hold of her hand, inches away from his crotch! "Ah..." smirks Leon. "That's how you wanna play it, huh?" "Don't flatter yourself L-Rod." Krista snarls back, as she applies the dreaded ball claw with the other hand!! LEON :O COLE Leon getting the Blue Ball Special from the mother of his niece! COACH Been there brother. Been there. No description is really needed, or would do justice, to describe the pain that Leon is in as Krista works her vengeful lesbian magic on his private parts. "Okay, okay, lemme send me some shoutouts real quick. This right here, this for my girl Maggie..." *TUG!* [i]"OW!"[/i] "I wanna dedicate this right here to Mel O Dyyyyyyy!" *TUG!* [i]"OWW!"[/i] "Shoutouts to mah baby boo Alix, word." *TUG!* [i]"OWWW! Not everybody, pleeeaaase not everybody!"[/i] "Okay okay, one last one for my little girl sitting at home, you know who you are, this right here is for Jade. I know you're watching sweetie. Don't worry, I know the number of a great... SHRINK!" *TUG!* [i]"OW OW OW OWWWWW!"[/i] Krista finally releases her vice like grip, somehow coming away empty-handed. She hits the ropes, while Leon goes stumbling backwards in absolute agony. Physical and mental. Krista looks to compound that as she charges in. But from somewhere Leon finds it in him to go low in his own right, pulling Krista down with a quick drop toehold to drop her across the middle rope! COLE Oh! Could it be? Leon tries to do the jig, which ends up looking even more bizarre than usual as he combines it with a readjustment of his testicles at the same time. Limping off the ropes, he then comes shooting back and drives his weight into the spine of K.I.D! Unfortunately, he does it nuts first, bringing him nothing but pain as well as his opponent. COLE Call That Bitch Bojangles! COACH Oh, they're jangling alright. Jangling by a thread. As Krista pulls herself off the ropes holding her back, Leon grimaces in pain. And with his pride and joy hurt, he waits on Krista to turn around, seeing his opportunity... and despite still looking a little conflicted about it, he jabs Krista clean in the face!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE OH! Are we really going to see this? Apparantly we are, as after pausing for a second or two at the sound of people booing him Leon decides he has to go for broke and delivers another jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blowing the kiss, before turning back on his heels... *SMACK!* ...and cracking Krista with the enziguri! COLE MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, TO KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN! To a rather mixed reception, an apologetic looking Leon hooks Krista's leg into a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Only a two count. And if Jade is still watching by this point, which I very much doubt, I'm sure she's wishing these two were still shaking their butts and grabbing at balls. Because I can guarantee she wouldn't enjoy seeing her mother get punched in the face by the man she called brother for nearly all of her life. COACH Well Leon can't think about that now. He's gotta get ruthless. This woman's tried to rip his gonads out, ain't no time for sympathy or restraint, especially with that Money In The Bank contract, that $500,000 and those 15% shares in TSM riding on this match. Leon pulls Krista back to his feet, warned about the hair but honestly doing his best not to use it as an aide. Hooking the head in a 3/4 facelock, Leon shoos the referee out of the way. He then runs out towards the corner, looking for a lil' feedback, but getting a bad back instead as Krista shoves him off into the corner, then follows in with a corner body splash! COLE No time is sympathy time for Krista, but even so, this is where she has to get serious as well. Which she looks to do, grabbing Leon as he staggers back out of the corner and slamming her forearm into the back of his neck. A second forearm to the kidney area then sets Leon up, Krista beginning to hook him up for a fisherman's suplex, only to suddenly lunge back the other way and fold Rodez up on the back of his neck in short and shrift fashion!! "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh man, what a move that was! Leon winds up out of it and on one knee, perfect position for Krista to come off the ropes and deliver a Shining Enziguri to the back of The Silky Smooth One's already sore head! COACH Okay, Tyler Bryant just creamed himself. Turning Leon over, Krista hooks him up with all her womanly might... 1... 2... No! Krista quickly leaves the ring, heading to the top rope. Another Olympic quality sight for the fans as Krista reaches the top in a rather bent-over way. Krista very carefully extends herself on the top rope, straight as can be. She adopts her stance, extending her arms out, eyes forward. Deep breaths again, before she takes off, a front tuck into a legdrop, medium difficulty... but she finds NO WATER IN THE POOL as Leon rolls out of the way!! COLE And Team K.I.D will finish out of the medal placing after that one. COACH Krista's one of the best in the world at diving. Just, ya know, not THAT kind of diving. Both Leon and Krista are down and hurting at this stage in the match, drawing their fans behind them. "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" [b]"LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!"[/b] Referee Charles Robinson reaches a count of 6 amid this din, before Leon is back up. Krista isn't far behind but gets bundled into the ropes the moment she reaches her feet, getting sent for the ride. She goes underneath an attempted clothesline, Leon re-adjusting and setting up a hiptoss. Krista pulls out a twist in mid-move and wraps her legs around Leon's body in a wheelbarrow position. Pushing up off the canvas, she looks for a bulldog... but Leon throws her off, sitting out to drive her awkwardly into the mat spine first! COLE It's Da Boom! COACH It's Da Big Upset! 1... 2... KICKOUT! Rodez holds his head, thinking that might have been 3. COLE Leon will join a VERY exclusive group if he can pull off this victory over Krista Isadora Duncan here tonight. But I doubt that's the main motivation for him right now, this is about that Money In The Bank, about the World Title! COACH About those precious TSM shares! COLE I doubt it somehow. Bringing Krista to her feet again, another irish whip from Leon sends her off into a corner. With Krista slumped in the corner Leon manages to get a second or two extra to catch his breath before he sprints towards her, taking off with another Superman Spear... successful this time! The wind is knocked out of K.I.D's body and she doubles up in pain, as Leon draws on the support of the crowd, or at least his 50%, maybe down to 40% now after his face-punching of earlier. He scoops and slams Krista near the corner and signals he's going up. COLE Leon looking for 450. As Leon starts to climb the ropes though, Krista is stirring and beginning to recover. She uses the ropes to pull herself up and catches Leon on top with a punch to the midsection. And a second. Reaching up, Krista grabs onto the front of Leon's ring attire and pulls him forward so his feet are hanging on the top rope, a precarious position made even worse when Krista 'clumsily drops him', watching as he plummets face-first into the mat and giving a simple "Whoops!" in way of apology. COACH The best laid plans of mice and men are all gonna done get fucked up by Krista Isadora Duncan. Leon pulls himself up, Krista behind him waiting for him to turn around. When he does, Krista vaults to the top rope and soars back with a moonsault press to wipe him out, pulling up on the legs as she lands on top... 1... 2... NO! Krista gets back to her feet and measures Rodez up, looking to end things now. COLE The end may be nigh. Pulling himself up, Leon finds The GLAADiator waiting for him with a well placed boot to the gut. Front facelock on, Krista then pulls Leon a step away from the ropes, before giving him a taste of Life In The Fab Lane! "YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Another cruel Twist Of Fate for Leon at Krista's hands. COACH How fitting. Hook of the leg by Krista, sitting on Leon's chest and counting along... 1... 2... KICKOUT! COLE No, not yet. COACH Yeah, but key words, not yet. Not yet, but soon. Not yet, but inevitable. After a few choice words to referee Charles Robinson leaving him in fear of his life like many who encounter Krista, the K.I.D sets herself once more, saying "this time it's over", before being forced to add "ya know, I said that last time, but I promise this time, you can trust me, I'm from a political family" with a fake smile worthy of said political background. Leon stumbles back up and walks into Krista's slender and tender frame once again, getting caught under the head and neck. Before he can experience any side effects from this predicament though, Leon throws his elbow to the side, catching Krista in the ear. A second elbow rocks Krista, but she recovers her senses and tries to lift Leon up again. The dizzying shots make it tough for Krista to get Leon's 218 pounds up and off his feet though and a third elbow frees him from her clutches. COLE Maybe not inevitable. Freed, Leon grabs a hold of Krista and aims her off towards the ropes with an irish whip. However a stylish spin leads to a reversal, sending Leon for the ride. Awaiting him on the rebound, Krista goes up and over with a leapfrog. Putting on the brakes, Leon tries to catch Krista by surprise, but ends up playing right into her hands. She executes a quick inverted atomic drop on the already damaged nether regions, taking a second to delight in that, before she fires off the Great California Adventure ending Superki... NO! Leon catches the foot and quickly drags Krista off of her standing leg, into the double leg, looking to apply the Liontamer! "YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Maybe not at all! COACH Don't tease me like this again! Don't tease Mister Moneymaker like this, finish her this time! Refusing to be turned, Krista arches her well toned back this way and that to prevent the hold being applied. Leon tries and tries to find the strength to turn her. But Krista proves dogged and as Leon's energy and confidence begin to deplete, it allows Krista to reach up and snare Leon's head, pulling him down into an inside cradle! COACH Aw dammit. 1... 2... NO! Narrowly avoiding the sudden loss, Leon is up quickly and looks to catch Krista by surprise once again. He takes her up looking for a slam... ...but Krista is out the back door, hooking her hands under Leon's chin as she lands and rapidly sending him plummeting down with the longest named finisher in wrestling, Elizabeth, I'm coming to join ya, honey! It's the big one! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COACH Aww! COLE Put it in the books. It's the big one and Krista is going to the big one. COACH Man I hate this place. Poor Coach is left to weep another week, as Krista stretches out for the leg and curves her bubblegum pink lips into a kiss for the crowd at home, and probably a certain daughter too... 1... 2... KICKOUT!?!?!?!? "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH DUBYA TEE EFF!? Unable to believe what they've just seen, the North Carolinians come unglued as yes, Leon did get his shoulders up before 3 as the referee makes clear to the timekeeper's table. Krista gives Robinson the killingest of all 'if looks could kill' looks, before casting the same look on Leon. [b]"LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!" "LET'S GO LE - ON!" "LET'S GO KRIS - TA!"[/b] COLE I... I'm almost speechless, because NOBODY kicks out of Elizabeth, I'm comi... you know, THAT MOVE! And now, how is Krista going to react to that? COACH By starting a new testicle collection if that look is anything to go by. If she comes over here, you distract her while I run, should take her a few seconds to find out she's onto a loss with you and by then I'll be dust. Krista finally gets back to the business of winning the match and figures if one won't do the job, the odds are that two will, as she fixes up hold on Leon's neck. Pulling him to his feet, she gets an elbow jammed in the midsection though. The rock hard abs absorb some of the pain, but not enough, as Leon escapes out the back and takes Krista down with another schoolboy rollup... 1... 2... Quick kickout by Krista, but Leon pulls her back down once again... 1... 2... Another quick kickout, but another rollup back to the canvas... ...only this time, The Silky Smooth One turns Krista over before she has a chance to realise what's happening, into the LIONTAMER! COLE The Liontamer!! Are we not only going to see an historic singles loss, but an even more historic singles tapout loss for Krista Isadora Duncan in this Money In The Bank Semi Final!? Kneeling in with the hold, Leon increases the angle of Krista's body to put her in even more discomfort. A desperate looking Krista claws at the canvas and tries to crawl towards the ropes, pain etching on her face more and more with every passing second. First she manages to get her body out a little from Leon's knee to at least alieviates some of the pressure, but she still faces a long crawl to the ropes and Leon has no intentions of letting her go easy. "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" "KRIS - TA!" As the K.I.D faithful get behind their gal she finds the fight to start clawing her way forward. Leon tries to stand his ground, but Krista determinedly carries on crawling, reaching out in front of her with groans of exertion... ...AND SHE REACHES THE ROPES! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Leon lets go out the hold, disappointedly but well within the referee's 5 count. COLE Say what you want about Krista but she's got tremendous heart. She just doesn't know when to give up. COACH Yeah, ya noticed that too, huh? Pulling Krista to her feet again, Leon hangs her on the ropes... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and delivers a tired knifedge chop to the ample chest. COLE He's holding nothing back now. This is crunch time. Who's going to AngleSlam? Leon pulls Krista off the ropes, looking for an irish whip. A reversal looks to be on it's way, but Leon manages to reverse the reversal and send Krista in anyway. She manages to duck underneath a clothesline though, before showing amazing agility so late in the match as she vaults to the top rope and comes back with a low flying moonsault. However, she ends up getting CAUGHT on Leon's shoulder, without enough force to take him down. With a quick adjustment, Leon has Krista on his back and set up, looking for the backpack stunner. In a dire situation, dire measures are called for and Krista isn't afraid to resort to them... ...by TICKLING LEON UNDER THE ARMPIT!! COLE OH MAH GAWD! Strangely though, Leon doesn't seem all that bothered. "Uh, Krista..." "Tickletickletickletickletickletickleti..." "Krista, I'm... I'm not ticklish." "Oh." Krista replies, sounding disappointed for a moment. "Okay, uh... in that case, you uh... wanna sing a song?" "Nope. Not really." *WHAM!* COLE BANANA HAMMOCK! He hit it! The distractions did not work! The crowd erupt for Leon this time, as he finally slumps over on top of Krista for the pin... 1... 2... NO SHE KICKS OUT!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Unbelievable! I thought that had to be it! Dragging Krista over towards the corner, Leon drops an elbow before heading up top again. He only gets out to the apron before Krista starts moving though, so wisely thinks twice and comes back inside to make doubley sure. Pulling Krista to her feet, he attacks the back with a couple of forearms, before scooping her up... and losing hold of her. Sliding over the back, Krista quickly jumps to the middle rope and kicks her feet out into Leon's chest as he approaches her. Tumbling backwards goes Leon and Krista quickly hops off the ropes. She waits for Leon to just start getting to her feet and runs in, hooking hold of him by the head... ...AND BRINGING HIM FACE-FIRST DOWN INTO HER KNEES!!!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH MY! COACH That's gotta do, surely. Leon's face rebounds off of the painful landing place and with him seeing stars, Krista dives on top with the cover... 1... 2... 3!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Inevitable... you know, eventually. *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match, advancing on to the FINAL of the Money In The Bank Tournament at AngleSlam 2008... KKRRRIIIIISSSSTTAAAAAA... IIISSSSAAADDOOORRRAAAA... DDUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAANN!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Far from her usual casual celebration, Krista has a distinct look of relief as she rolls off of Leon and is announced as the winner. Krista wipes the hair from her face, blowing a few sweat dampened strands from her eyes as she places her hands on her hips. She looks down at Leon, shaking her head at the fight he just put him through and rolling out of the ring. COLE Well, though she'd never admit it, I think a show of respect out of Krista Isadora Duncan. Krista ended up with one hell of a test here tonight and was pushed right to her impressive limits. But much to Mister Moneymaker's annoyance I'm sure, it'll be the K.I.D going on to AngleSlam and the Money In The Bank Finals, to face either Alfdogg or Landon Maddix for the contract and the $500,000 cash! Krista glances back as she sees Leon beginning to stir and her sentiment lasts all of a couple of seconds, before remarking "eh, he's still a prick" on her way to the back. In the ring, Leon sits up, to a round of applause. COLE What an effort from Leon and a major disappointment I'm sure, but nothing to be ashamed of. Suddenly, of all people, BRICKSTON comes stomping down the entrance ramp and enters the ring! COLE What the--? Him again!? COACH He's here to lay the smackdown on Leon Rodez, I bet! Brickston grabs a shocked Leon Rodez by his hair and punches him in the face several times! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Oh come on now! This isn't right! This is not right! COACH THIS is what Brickston must do in order to get a World Title shot around here! COLE Now come on! Somebody stop this! COACH He hasn't been stopped all night! Why start now? Brickston scoops Leon onto his shoulders. He parades around the ring with Rodez to boos. Brickston lets out a mighty roar...and then DRILLS Leon Rodez into the mat with the Killswitch! COLE Killswitch! Killswitch on Leon Rodez! COACH That should be Tha Puerto Rican right there! Brickston lets out another mighty roar to LOUD boos! COLE Brickston has snapped! He's like a man possessed! COACH He was SCREWED last week! And now he's taking it out on everybody in the OAOAST! COLE Somebody stop this carnage! COACH The only person who can stop it is PRL and he ain't here right now, is he? COLE Come on now! Rodez lies on the mat withering in pain. Brickston, growling like a rabid dog, turns Leon around onto his stomach. He then grabs Leon's right leg, kneels down on his left knee, and then grabs the ankle. COLE Anklelock! Anklelock on Leon Rodez now! Leon Rodez screams out in pain! The crowd, who during the match was 50% behind Leon, is now fully behind The New Age Love Machine as he is at the mercy of the 6'6" big man! COACH He's going to break his ankle! COLE Brickston's got that Anklelock on Leon Rodez's surgically repaired right knee! COACH He's gonna put Leon out of action for months! Leon TAPS OUT~! But it's of no use, seeing as this isn't even a match! Brickston continues twisting the ankle as all Leon can do is scream and try desperately to crawl to the ropes. "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" "LE-ON!" Brickston lets out a mighty roar as he continues applying the Anklelock on Leon Rodez. Leon Rodez screams out in pain on the mat! "HEY! HEY! HEY!" Brickston turns his attention to the entrance. The entrance doors slide open, and THA PUERTO RICAN steps out onto the entrance stage! "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE He's here! THE CHAMP IS HERE! COACH AAAH! Coach crawls underneath the announce table. Tha Puerto Rican, wearing his Puerto Rican flag bandana, an earring in his left ear, sunglasses, a gold chain around his neck, an unbuttoned black and green dress shirt, a $500 Rolex watch on his right wrist, black dress pants with a leather belt and black dress shoes, stands on the entrance stage PISSED OFF~! Tha Puerto Rican holds the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand and a microphone in his left hand. THA PUERTO RICAN Let him go, Brickston. Leon Rodez has nothing to do with any of this! Brickston now has an evil smile on his face. He lets go of the Anklelock on Leon Rodez. Rodez lies on the mat, clutching his right knee in pain. Brickston stands up and stares at Tha Puerto Rican. COLE Thank God! "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" COLE I thought Tha Puerto Rican wouldn't show up this week due to the Powerbomb on the floor he received from Brickston last Thursday night, but I guess I was wrong! He's here! And now maybe Brickston can stop interfering in people's matches here tonight! THA PUERTO RICAN Brickston, you come out here, attacking people, giving them the Killswitch, giving them the Anklelock! All because you're pissed that I didn't answer the 10 count last Thursday night on HeldDOWN~! in our match-up!? Geeze, talk about being bitter! It's not like I could just magically get up before the count of 10 last Thursday! You DID Powerbomb me on the floor, remember!? Brickston now has a microphone. BRICKSTON Oh, I remember. I remember, P.R.! I also remember that I was SCREWED out of winning the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship last Thursday night! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" BRICKSTON You COULD have gotten up at the count of 10, but you chose not to, because you KNEW that your Title was in danger! You were perfectly fine, but you took the coward's way out! The crowd boos again. COLE Oh come on! COACH Yeah! He's right! Coach crawls back underneath the announce table. BRICKSTON You know damn well that I deserve to have a rematch! But I don't want just any normal rematch! You see, AngleSlam is coming up, and I can't think of no better place to be crowned World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in my career than in front of 68,000-plus fans in the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas! It's certainly better than this dump! (CHEAP HEAT~!) BRICKSTON So, that is where I want our rematch to take place. AngleSlam. You...and me, P.R.! One-on-one! With the ONE thing that anybody worth a crap in this business wants more than anything, the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship, on the line! Only this time, P.R., things will be a little bit different. One fall will NOT decide the match. No, not even two falls will decide the match! No, this is not a 2-Out-Of-3 Falls Match that I am proposing. This is something even MORE excruciating than that match! What I propose is...let's up the ante. Let's separate the men from the boys, P.R.! Let's find out who is the general in this ring! Let's go to the one place that very few people in this business will ever dream of going, P.R. That all of those guys in the back, P.R., are ever scared to do. P.R., AngleSlam, you and me, I am challenging you...to a [b]SIXTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH[/b]! COLE WHOA! Tha Puerto Rican stands there, unfazed by this. BRICKSTON SIXTY MINUTES, P.R.! Let's find out who The Man is! SIXTY MINUTES! ONE HOUR! Can you go the distance? Sixty minutes! The one with the most falls is THE undisputed One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion! But you gotta look inside, P.R., and you gotta ask yourself: 'Can I hang?' Because I know I can! Can you hang, P.R.? Can you step into this ring and go ONE HOUR with me? Can you, P.R., put it all on the line and hope to God that your lungs don't explode before the end? And can you accept the fact, P.R., that the truth will be told: that when you lay on that mat gasping for air after SIXTY MINUTES of getting your ass kicked by the best in this damn business, you will look into my eyes and you will KNOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL, THAT YOU CAN'T HANG WITH ME BECAUSE I HAVE NO EQUAL! P.R., you will KNOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL, THAT I AM THE MAN! THAT I AM THE BEST! AND THAT I AM THAT MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!      "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tha Puerto Rican just stands there watching Brickston. BRICKSTON So, what do you say, P.R.? Are you man enough to accept my challenge? Tha Puerto Rican thinks this over. The crowd cheers loudly. "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" "P.R.!" COLE What's P.R. going to say? BRICKSTON SPEAK, DAMNIT! Tha Puerto Rican puts up a finger to let Brickston know to wait a few seconds. PRL paces back and forth on the entrance stage. He turns his back to the ring. COLE Tha Puerto Rican has some serious thinking to do. Is he really going to accept Brickston's challenge? COACH He'd be stupid not to! Oh wait, he IS stupid! HA! HA! Coach crawls back underneath the announce table. Tha Puerto Rican takes a deep breath, and then turns back to the ring. THA PUERTO RICAN 60-Minute Iron Man Match. OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Main event of AngleSlam. Well, seeing as how I will NOT back down from any challenge, and seeing as how I have nothing planned for Sunday August 31st, let Tha Puerto Rican officially say the following: [b]I ACCEPT![/b] "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Tha Puerto Rican accepts Brickston's challenge! A 60-Minute Iron Man Match for the OAOAST Championship is our main event for AngleSlam! Brickston nods his head, a satisified grin on his face. THA PUERTO RICAN Tha Puerto Rican is ready. Tha Puerto Rican CAN hang with you! And Tha Puerto Rican CAN and WILL kick your candy ass all over the Alamodome in 16 days! The crowd cheers loudly! The crowd chants his name. P.R. stops to "smell the electricity". COLE It is going to be a war in 3 weeks at AngleSlam! THA PUERTO RICAN Brickston, Tha Puerto Rican realizes that there is something deep down inside of you that eats you alive, something that makes you wake up in a cold sweat, makes you have nightmares, and that is the FACT that as good as you are, Tha Puerto Rican is simply...better. And at AngleSlam, Iron Man Match, 60 Minutes, One Hour, Tha Puerto Rican is going to prove that! Brickston rolls his eyes. Meanwhile, Leon Rodez is being helped to the back by referees Charles Robinson and Mickey Jay. THA PUERTO RICAN Brickston, 16 days, 60-Minute Iron Man Match at AngleSlam, Sunday August 31st from the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. Tha Puerto Rican says this: you're probably saying to yourself, 'P.R., an hour is too much for Tha Puerto Rican to handle, one hour is too long.' Well, considering what Tha Puerto Rican is going to do to you at AngleSlam in the 60-Minute Iron Man Match, one hour...isn't long enough. Brickston, watch out for the lightning strikes, because come AngleSlam, you WILL suffer a P.R. Nightmare! The longest, most excruciating, most PAINFUL P.R. Nightmare anybody has EVER suffered! THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP...HAS...SPO-KUN~!!! "Know Your Role 2000" starts playing over the P.A. system. The crowd cheers loudly. Tha Puerto Rican stands on the entrance stage, staring at Brickston, who stares back, an evil grin on his face. Tha Puerto Rican runs his mouth although no one can hear him since he isn't speaking into the microphone. COLE What a bombshell! What a match made for AngleSlam! A 60-Minute Iron Man Match! Tha Puerto Rican vs. Brickston with the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship on the line! I didn't think it was possible, but AngleSlam has just gotten even BIGGER! What a great pay-per-view that's going to be in three weeks time! COACH Is he gone? COLE No, he's still out here. COACH AAAH! COLE Fans, we'll be right back! Don't go away! Tha Puerto Rican continues running his mouth on the entrance stage. Brickston runs his mouth from inside of the ring. Leon Rodez has disappeared from the ringside area as he has been taken to the back. Tha Puerto Rican jaw jacks with Brickston on the entrance stage as "Know Your Role 2000" continues playing over the P.A. system. This is the last image that we see before we fade to black and head to the commercial break. [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] [b]COMMERCIALS[/b] Edited August 15, 2008 by Ed Wood Caulfield Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
