Tony149 0 Report post Posted August 21, 2008 (edited) Just a short -- and I do mean short -- promo for this week. We cut over to the guys at Sofa Central to give them a little more face time. COLE Fans, in just a few short minutes we’re going to be hearing from Mr. Dick for the first time since he was... COACH Publicly lynched. But like Clint Eastwood, he survived. Heaven didn’t need to be reamed yet. COLE How do you follow something like that up? COACH By going straight to the video! And so we do, to Mr. Dick enjoying a beautiful summer afternoon out in the backyard sunbathing, the sprinklers going off around him. MR. DICK Baron Windels, real big tough guy you are violently attacking me -- following a grueling match no less. You gotta be feeling mighty proud about yourself. If not for my giant dick supplying blood to my brain I would’ve been a goner for sure. But if you think for one second you’re little stunt did anything to rattle my psyche, you’re dead wrong. So you got to extract a measure of revenge. Big deal. You’ve won nothing but a tiny skirmish in a large war. Though I can’t help but wonder where this Baron Windels was back when the Lone Star Gunslingers rode together. Had that S.O.B. been around we’d still be tag team champions today. That’s all in the past though, just like you'll be once I get through with you. Like I said last time Baron, Angleslam will be your last stand. Who knows? Maybe we’ll meet again sooner than you think. Fade out. Edited August 21, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
