AS: Tha Puerto Rican vs. Brickston Iron Man Match

Ed Wood Caulfield · September 2, 2008

Yeah, Tony, I think it would be a good idea for you to switch this match with The Enterprise/Usual Suspects match and make this the second main event. This match is going to be as long as a Lethal Rumble Match. Not to mention, I have written a SURPRISE ENDING~!!!!!!111 that I think would be great to close the show out with.

Anyway, I'm still working on the match right now as I type this. You should get the rest either tonight or tomorrow morning.

(The camera cuts to Sofa Central with Michael Cole and Jesse “The Body” Ventura.)

COLE
Michael Cole here once again with Jesse “The Body” Ventura!

JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA
It’s great to be here, Cole! I have been looking forward to this match since it was signed! I am sure we are going to see a classic that will be talked about for years to come here tonight in the Alamodome!

COLE
I believe so, but the question is: which man will come out of the hour OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion? The man who currently holds the Title or the challenger?

JESSE
If you ask me, the answer is simple: Brickston has a lot more to gain from this. He’s the hunter. He is hungry. He is READY. Tha Puerto Rican is just coasting on his laurels. He is NOT prepared for a 60-Minute Iron Man Match AT ALL! This is Brickston’s chance to prove himself LIVE on pay-per-view in front of 68,000 fans in the Alamodome and millions watching around the world, and I seriously doubt he will choke under pressure! This is his match for the taking, and he will take it!

COLE
It is 60 Minutes. 1 hour. The most falls, determined by pin, submission, disqualification or countout, will win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. It is without a doubt the biggest match in Brickston’s life, and some might say Tha Puerto Rican’s life. Truly, this is the toughest Title defense Tha Puerto Rican has had in his 6 month OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign. Can Tha Puerto Rican go one hour with Brickston and survive? Or will Brickston become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion for the first time tonight?

JESSE
I tell ya, Cole, I am PUMPED UP! I’ve got a ringside seat and I am ready to go! Let’s do this! Let’s go to the ring right now!

COLE
We are, Jess. We are about to see the entrances for both competitors starting…now!

*[i]Give me fuel[/i]
[i]Give me fire[/i]
[i]Give me that which I desire![/i]*

“Fuel” by Metallica starts playing, causing the fans to rise up and boo the challenger to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. After a few seconds of waiting, Brickston pushes his way through the saloon doors and steps onto the aisleway. Brickston puts his hands on his hips and looks at the crowd with disgust. Vitamin X pushes the saloon doors soon after Brickston, and stands right beside him, bragging about Brickston’s various strengths and applauding his client. Vitamin X is wearing a gold chain around his neck, a blue dress shirt, a black buttoned up sports jacket, a $1,000 Rolex watch on his right wrist, black dress pants with a leather belt and black dress shoes. The crowd boos loudly. Brickston has an evil smile on his face as he looks at the crowd. Vitamin X applauds him. Brickston looks at X and asks him if he’s ready. Vitamin X nods his head and says, “Sure. After you.” Brickston nods his head and walks to the ring, the evil smile still on his face, with Vitamin X walking right behind him, a cocky smirk on his face.

COLE
Well folks, Brickston made the challenge for this match-up. He not only wants to become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, but Brickston wants to PROVE that he IS the most dominating athlete in all of professional wrestling and that he is BETTER than his former teacher and mentor!

JESSE
There is a lot of hatred, a lot of rage, a lot of bitterness built up in Brickston over the past four years. He has beaten Tha Puerto Rican. He has made him tap out several times to the Anklelock in the past. But he has yet to do it in a big match situation. He has yet to beat PRL when it counts the most! Well, what better time to beat Tha Puerto Rican then right here, at AngleSlam, in an Iron Man Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship? This is the PERFECT opportunity for Brickston! This is what he has wanted ever since he quit The Lightning Crew! This is it. This is all he’s ever wanted, and he is getting it tonight! He is going to PROVE that he is BETTER than Tha Puerto Rican once and for all!

Brickston and Vitamin X continue walking to the ring.

COLE
Brickston being accompanied to the ring by Vitamin X, his manager, who was forced to retire last month on the Big Apple Spectacular after losing to Tha Puerto Rican in a Steel Cage Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Brickston has vowed to take someone to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship or die trying!

JESSE
Four weeks into his managerial career, and already Vitamin X has taken Brickston to the main event of AngleSlam to a match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! I think that speaks wonders for Vitamin X’s managerial skills!

COLE
It also speaks to Brickston’s ability to threaten, bully, coerce, and ruthlessly attack anyone who gets in his way!

JESSE
Why must you focus on the negative, Cole? Be positive just this once!

Brickston taunts a fan at ringside, and then climbs up the ring steps. Vitamin X climbs up the ring steps himself, and then holds the ropes for Brickston to enter the ring. Brickston wipes his feet on the ring apron and then enters the ring. Brickston lets out a mighty roar, drawing LOUD boos from the fans. Brickston has an evil smile on his face as he looks out to the fans. Brickston yells out, “DEAL WITH IT! I’M THE NEW OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BABY! SO DEAL WITH IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

COLE
Neither Brickston nor Tha Puerto Rican have been in a 60-Minute Iron Man Match before. Yes, Tha Puerto Rican was #1 in this year’s Lethal Rumble Match and survived all the way until the end when he was eliminated by Cuban Wall. But that was different. PRL spent an hour fighting 29 other men. Here, PRL must fight one man for the whole 60 minutes and if he loses, he loses the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship that he has worked so hard for!

JESSE
Well, all good things must come to an end, although in this case, it’s bad things too! Brickston has the advantage over Tha Puerto Rican in every way possible. Talent, height, speed, agility, strength, courageousness! Brickston is getting his long overdue World Title reign here tonight at AngleSlam 2008!

Brickston raises his fists into the air to boos. Brickston has an evil grin on his face. He then heads to a second turnbuckle and raises his fists into the air again to more boos. Vitamin X applauds him inside of the ring. Brickston points a menacing finger at a fan who is giving him “The Finger“. Brickston responds by giving that fan the “Up yours!” hand gesture. Brickston flexes his muscles on the turnbuckle as “Fuel“ continues playing.

COLE
Brickston’s attitude, his entire personality has changed since he joined the Stephen Joseph Popick Corporation back in February. But even though the SJPC is long gone, Brickston’s new arrogant attitude remains the same, and he might have become even MORE aggressive than before, attacking all of those OAOAST Superstars a three weeks ago!

JESSE
Hey, he did it to send a message, and the message was heard, which is why we have this match tonight!

COLE
He didn’t have to target all of those wrestlers! They have nothing to do with him!

JESSE
They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. That’s all, Michael Cole.

COLE
Oh come on, Jess. Really!

JESSE
Hey, you try to think of a better way to get a message across to Tha Puerto Rican! Couldn’t think of any? Thought so!

Brickston sneers at the crowd. He then gets off of the second turnbuckle. Brickston has an evil grin on his face as he walks over to Vitamin X. Brickston discusses strategy with his manager.

COLE
Brickston will fight in the longest match of his life starting in a few moments. Is he up for it?

JESSE
He’s up for it, Cole. The question is: is the Champ up for it?

COLE
The Champ says he is.

JESSE
But the Champ has got a big mouth, and rarely does he back up his words with actions!

COLE
He’s certainly backed up his words with actions since November of last year.

JESSE
Doesn’t matter! This is Tha Puerto Rican’s toughest test to date, and I get the feeling that he will FAIL this test, something he is all too familiar with!

COLE
Oh come on!

Brickston and Vitamin X look to the entrance. “Fuel” by Metallica dies down. Brickston and Vitamin X both have cocky smirks on their faces. The crowd buzzes in anticipation for the entrance of the World Champion.

COLE
Brickston is a former OAOAST Italian Champion. Can he add OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion to that list tonight?

JESSE
He can, and he will, Michael Cole!

Brickston and Vitamin X are already gloating over Brickston’s victory even though the match hasn’t even started! Vitamin X has a belly laugh at something Brickston said. Brickston and The X-Man continue gabbing about as the crowd itches for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion to come out. They starting chanting, “P.R.!”

COLE
Brickston is in for the match of his life.

JESSE
He knows that. Brickston knows that he can’t, for lack of a better term, shoot his wad in the first 10 minutes or even the first 30 minutes of this match! He realizes that this is going to go SIXTY MINUTES whether he likes it or not! And he is STILL going to have something left at the end of the 60 minutes.

COLE
Brickston will be spending 1 hour of his life wrestling a match. And this match is the biggest match of them all! In the locker room, the boys call it ’The Hour’. And this will most certainly be the longest hour of Tha Puerto Rican’s AND Brickston’s lives.

JESSE
I’m getting goosebumps, Tony Schiavone! I mean, Michael Cole! Let’s get this match started!

COLE
We will, Jess, as soon as this man comes out…

“THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP…”

[i]*DUN DUN*[/i]

“…IS…”

[i]*DUN*[/i]

“…HERE!”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role 2000” begins playing, with the crowd standing up and cheering loudly. The lights go down in the Alamodome. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” in tune with the beat of the song, while smoke fills the entryway and spotlights circle around and around the Alamodome. A few seconds elapsed, and then Tha Puerto Rican pushes through the saloon doors and quickly saunters out through the smoke and power walks to the ring, not stopping at all, and keeping his eyes focused on the ring. The crowd cheers louder than before. Tha Puerto Rican has the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt strapped around his waist, but he quickly unstraps the belt and then slings it over his left shoulder.

COLE
Here comes the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, ready to go through 60 minutes of Hell!

JESSE
He has no idea of the Hell that awaits him when he steps into the ring with Brickston for one hour!

Tha Puerto Rican stops at ringside to slap hands with the fans before power walking around the ringside area.

COLE
68,000-plus fans are on their feet for Tha Puerto Rican, the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! He says that he is ’Greatness Personified’! Well, he has a chance to back up that claim by defeating Brickston in the Iron Man Match coming up in just a few moments!

Tha Puerto Rican high fives a five-year-old boy, and then climbs up the ring steps. Tha Puerto Rican gets onto the ring apron, and then gives the fans The People’s Eyebrow. Tha Puerto Rican enters the ring. He spins around; soaking in the fans’ cheers while “Know Your Role 2000” continues playing over the P.A. system. Tha Puerto Rican puts the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in front of him, and then does the HBK muscle pose while pyro goes off behind him. The crowd is still cheering loudly. PRL has a smile on his face as he stops the pose. He nods his head and says, “That’s right! I’m the man!” Vitamin X holds back Brickston and talks to him to calm him down in a turnbuckle corner. Brickston is getting antsy, waiting for the match to begin.

COLE
You can feel the electricity here in the Alamodome! It’s quite obvious who these fans want to win!

JESSE
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO THE FANS WANT TO WIN! See what I did there?

COLE
I saw it, Jess. I saw it.

JESSE
Good.

Tha Puerto Rican grabs the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with a smile on his face. He looks at the crowd. Tha Puerto Rican heads to a second turnbuckle where he proceeds to raise the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head to a LOUD pop from the fans. PRL smiles and plays to the crowd.

THA PUERTO RICAN
YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT! YOU KNOW IT! YOU KNOW IT!

PRL pounds his chest with his right fist in a sign of respect to the fans. PRL then gets off of the second turnbuckle and then heads to the opposite turnbuckle corner. Once there, Tha Puerto Rican climbs the second turnbuckle and then raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head again to another pop from the fans. PRL smiles a wide, bright smile as he stands on the second turnbuckle raising his belt for all of the fans to see. PRL points to a fan and smiles.

COLE
The dream came true at OAOAST AngleMania VII! Will Tha Puerto Rican continue living out his dream after tonight?

JESSE
I sure hope not!

Tha Puerto Rican hops off of the second turnbuckle and then heads to another second turnbuckle. Once there, Tha Puerto Rican proceeds to raise the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt into the air with his right hand while he “smells the electricity” as a single spotlight shines down on him ala The Rock. PRL turns his head to look back at Brickston, who has a look of RAGE on his face. PRL tells Brickston that he is a “candyass”, which causes Brickston to lunge forward, only to be held back by Vitamin X!

JESSE
P.R. is trying to get into the head of Brickston before the bell, but it’s not working!

COLE
It looks like it is to me!

JESSE
It’s not. This is all a ploy! Trust me on this one!

Tha Puerto Rican jumps off of the second turnbuckle and then heads to the only turnbuckle he hasn’t gone to yet. PRL climbs the second turnbuckle. There, Tha Puerto Rican raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in the air with his right hand while he “smells the electricity” as a single spotlight shines down on him ala The Rock, receiving cheers. P.R. turns his head back to look at Brickston, but doesn’t say anything this time.

COLE
There’s room for only one man on top of the OAOAST mountain, and in one hour, we will know who that man is! Will it be The People’s Champion, Tha Puerto Rican? Or will it be Brickston?

JESSE
We already know the answer to that one, Cole!

Tha Puerto Rican climbs down the second turnbuckle and then paces back and forth inside the ring. Tha Puerto Rican removes his sunglasses and then hands them over to a ringside attendant. PRL then removes the earring from his left ear and then hands that over to the same ringside attendant. As PRL does this, Vitamin X stands in front of Brickston, trying to get his attention, but Brickston is clearly distracted by Tha Puerto Rican.

JESSE
Boy, this atmosphere is something, Michael Cole! I mean, it is like the hair standing up on the back of your neck, it is so electrifying in here!

COLE
The supreme gut check. Physical pain plus emotional distress equals ‘The Hour’!

The lights go back on inside of the Alamodome. Tha Puerto Rican slings the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder and flicks his right wrist. He stands in the turnbuckle corner he was just on the second turnbuckle of.

COLE
We are just moments away from this HUGE main event here at AngleSlam 2008! Tha Puerto Rican going for another successful World Title defense against a man he has A LOT of history with in Brickston! And Brickston looking to score big in his first ever pay-per-view main event!

JESSE
This match has HUGE stakes for both of the competitors! Both men should be fighting the match of their lives here in the Alamodome!

COLE
I get the feeling that they will, Jess! This is NOT a match that happens everyday! This is one of those once-every-blue-moon type deals. But I’m sure Brickston and Tha Puerto Rican are ready for the next 60 minutes!

JESSE
Brickston, definitely. PR? Eh…I don’t know.

COLE
We’ll see, Jess. We’ll see.

PRL walks back and forth, and then jumps up and down in place, staring at Brickston. Vitamin X continues trying to talk to Brickston, who is still staring at Tha Puerto Rican.

COLE
You can see the look of determination in each man’s eyes.

JESSE
I see determination in Brickston’s eyes. I see FEAR in Tha Puerto Rican’s eyes! PRL is about to poop his pants!

COLE
Will you stop!?

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston stare at each other from opposite turnbuckle corners. “Know Your Role 2000” dies down. The crowd cheers loudly.

COLE
SO much on the line for both men! Not just the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title, but PRIDE as well!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston continue staring at each other. Michael Buffer enters the ring, decked out in a black and white tuxedo with a black bowtie. Buffer has a microphone in his right hand and cue cards in his left hand.

COLE
We are about to go to the ring to Michael Buffer for the ring introductions.

JESSE
Make this quick, Buffer! We’ve got an hour long match to get to!

*DING…DING…DING*

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the MAIN EVENT of OAOAST AngleSlam 2008! And it is a Sixty-Minute IRON MAN MATCH for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Championship of the World! Sanctioned by the One And Only AngleSault Thread Executive Championship Committee and the One And Only AngleSault Thread Board Of Directors. When the bell sounds, your referee for this contest will be Senior Official Earl Hebner. Now, let me introduce the competitors. First, to my left, the challenger. Accompanied to the ring tonight by his manager, Vitamin X. Wearing all black. From Sacramento, California. Standing six-foot-six, and weighing in tonight at two hundred and fifteen pounds. He has competed in the UFC, K-1 and Pride and has also served in the military. Tonight, he looks to step out of his mentor’s shadow by beating him in front of 68,000 fans here in the Alamodome to win his first World Heavyweight Championship. (The crowd boos.) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, a former One And Only AngleSault Thread Italian Champion. (The crowd boos louder) The master of the Killswitch and the Anklelock. (The crowd boos even louder.) The man who is now simply known as BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Brickston steps out of the turnbuckle corner and raises his hands in the air with an evil smile on his face. Vitamin X applauds his client.

VITAMIN X
YEAH BABY! THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S RIGHT! NEW CHAMPION! YEAH BABY! NEW CHAMPION HERE TONIGHT! YEAH BABY! YEAH!

Brickston steps back into the turnbuckle corner and talks to Vitamin X, still smiling evilly. Vitamin X laughs manically at something Brickston said. PRL stares at the two men with a serious expression on his face.

BUFFER
And his opponent. (The crowd cheers) Standing to my right. Wearing red, white and blue, the colours of his native Puerto Rico. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Standing five-foot-nine and weighing in tonight at two hundred and twenty pounds. He is an OAOAST veteran, having been with the company since its second year in existence. He has garnered many titles, and now he garners the love of millions of people around the world. Once the leader of a dangerous group of wrestlers known as The Lightning Crew, he now stands on his own two feet, his own man. Tonight, he looks to overcome an obstacle that has stood in front of him for FOUR years, and that’s the defeat of his opponent here tonight. (The crowd cheers louder) A former 3-time Puerto Rican/Italian/Puerto Rican Champion. A former North American Champion. A former X-Division Champion. A former HI-YAH World Tag Team Champion. And the longest reigning 24/7 Champion in One And Only AngleSault Thread history. (The crowd cheers even *louder*) Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the reigning and defending undisputed One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Wooooooorrrrrlllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddddd! The Badd Boy Of The OAOAST. The P.R. Menace. The Latin Lion. The Most Electrifying Man In Professional Wrestling. The Great One. The People’s Champion. THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!”

Tha Puerto Rican steps out of the turnbuckle corner that he was in and raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head while the crowd cheers loudly. PRL has a serious expression on his face as he does so. Brickston stares angrily at Tha Puerto Rican. The camera cuts to several PRL signs in the crowd. A “P.R.!” chant starts up. Tha Puerto Rican steps back into the turnbuckle corner. Tha Puerto Rican stares at Brickston as he slings the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. Vitamin X massages Brickston’s shoulders. The two men glare angrily at the World Heavyweight Champion.

BUFFER
Now then…ARE YOU READY!?

“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

BUFFER
Wrestling fans, Are…you…RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY!?

“YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

BUFFER
Then, for the thousands in attendance here in the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas. (CHEAP POP~!) And for the millions watching around the world. There’s only one thing left to say: Ladies and gentlemen…LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET’S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Michael Buffer exits the ring and climbs down the ring steps, taking his seat next to the timekeeper at the timekeeper’s table. Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston are in opposite turnbuckle corners staring at each other. Vitamin X is still massaging Brickston’s shoulders. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation for the match to begin.

COLE
You can cut the electricity with a knife, folks!

JESSE
I’m not gonna slap you for using a cliché, since the cliché is appropriate for a match like this!

COLE
Phew.

JESSE
But I will slap you if you use it in another match that you call with me!

COLE
:ph34r:

Referee Earl Hebner stands in the center of the ring. He calls for Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston to come next to him. Tha Puerto Rican walks to the right of Earl Hebner, holding the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his left shoulder. Brickston walks to the left of Earl Hebner, his shoulders still being massaged by Vitamin X. Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston engage in a staredown. Earl Hebner has a clip-on microphone on his referee shirt so that the fans can hear him tell both Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston the rules for the Iron Man Match.

EARL HEBNER
Gentlemen, this match is an Iron Man Match, and it is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Championship. You will be wrestling for SIXTY MINUTES. The man who wins the most decisions will be declared the winner AND the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion. A decision can be earned by a pinfall, a submission, a countout, or a disqualification. You MUST MUST break on the count of four, or I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU on the count of five. IF you leave the ring, OR if you’re thrown out, you will have a 10 count to return or you will be counted out. IF both of you have the SAME number of decisions when the sixty minute time limit expires, then there will be a SUDDEN DEATH period, where the first person to score a decision will be declared the winner and the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion. Do you gentlemen both understand the rules?

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston just stare at each other. PRL, now sporting a Caesar’s Haircut with some facial hair underneath his chin, looks at the fans and cracks a half smile. Brickston has an evil grin on his face as Vitamin X massages his shoulders and whispers encouragment into his left ear.

EARL HEBNER (CONT’D)
Are there any questions?

THA PUERTO RICAN
No.

Brickston shakes his head.

EARL HEBNER (CONT’D)
Good luck to both of you and may the best man win.

Earl Hebner turns off his clip-on microphone. He nods his head. Tha Puerto Rican kisses the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt and then hands it over to Earl Hebner. The referee thanks Tha Puerto Rican for the belt and then shows the belt to Brickston who touches it and then smiles evilly at Tha Puerto Rican. Tha Puerto Rican just looks at Brickston with a serious expression on his face. Earl Hebner raises the belt over his head to let the fans know that this is a match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. The referee then hands the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over to the timekeeper, who walks with it and places it on top of the timekeeper’s table. A graphic appears on screen letting the fans watching on TV know that this is a match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship.

COLE
That’s what it’s all about. That’s what 68,000 plus here in the Alamodome are about to witness. An OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match! An Iron Man Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship!

JESSE
I can’t wait for it to start, McMahon--I mean, Cole!

Vitamin X and Brickston pound fists. Vitamin X then pats Brickston on the back and wishes him good luck. Brickston nods and grins evilly. Vitamin X exits the ring and climbs down the ring steps, staying at ringside to watch the match. Brickston and Tha Puerto Rican stare at each other.

COLE
Two men with no love lost for each other are about to get it on.

JESSE
When the bell rings, those two are going to explode!

COLE
This is probably the most anticipated match-up in Tha Puerto Rican’s World Championship reign thus far!

JESSE
P.R. just kissed his belt goodbye!

COLE
He might have, Jess. After 60 minutes, we will know for sure.

Earl Hebner pats down Tha Puerto Rican, PRL not taking his eyes off of Brickston for one second. Earl Hebner goes over the rules one last time with Tha Puerto Rican, who simply nods his head, not paying attention to the Senior Referee. Earl Hebner then goes over and pats down Brickston, Brickston not taking his eyes off of Tha Puerto Rican for one second, a cocky smirk on his face. Earl Hebner goes over the rules one last time with Brickston, who simply nods his head, not paying attention to the referee either. The referee then makes sure both men are ready, and then finally calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

[b]60-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP[/b]
[b]THA PUERTO RICAN (Champion) vs. BRICKSTON (Challenger with Vitamin X)[/b]
[b]60:00[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston engage in a staredown. The crowd is buzzing, excited for the match.

COLE
And here we go. The main event is on! ‘The Hour’ is underway!

JESSE
This is going to be great!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston put the badmouth to each other standing only a few inches away from each other. Even though PRL has to tilt his head back in order to make eye contact with Brickston, that doesn’t stop him from laying the verbal smackdown on his longtime rival.

COLE
Remember, the most decisions in 60 minutes wins the match!

BRICKSTON
YOU AIN’T NOTHING! YOU AIN’T NOTHING! PUNK!

JESSE
Talk a little trash. Tell him what this hour is going to be like!

COLE
I’m kinda glad that neither of those two guys is mic’d. We need to keep it TV-14 here!

JESSE
I wish they were.

Vitamin X roots Brickston on from the outside.

COLE
Vitamin X apparently going to stay out here the entire 60 minutes!

JESSE
Well technically 58:47, Michael Cole.

PRL and Brickston stand face-to-face (or face-to-chest), spewing venom at each other. Neither man is willing to back down. The crowd is at a fever pitch.

COLE
So much animosity in this awesome rivalry between these two young studs!

Both Brickston and Tha Puerto Rican’s faces are becoming red. Veins on Brickston’s head are bulging out. Tha Puerto Rican raises his voice, so Brickston raises his, so PRL raises his voice even louder, so Brickston raises his, and back and forth the two men go until only dogs can hear them.

JESSE
I think Tha Puerto Rican just said for Brickston to go and do something to himself, I--um--uh, I’m not sure what.

PRL and Brickston are at each other’s throats! Tha Puerto Rican shoves Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston lock up! Both men jockey for position.

COLE
HARD, STIFF collar-and-elbow tie-up!

JESSE
…

The crowd goes wild as PRL and Brickston jockey for position!

JESSE
This is like two bulls!

COLE
These two gladiators trying to gain an advantage here in one of the STIFFER collar-and-elbow tie-ups you are going to see!

JESSE
…

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston keep trying to gain an advantage, but can’t, so they both let go…only to go back to the lock up exactly one second later.

COLE
Right back at it!

Both Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston keep jockeying for position as Vitamin X looks on from the outside.

JESSE
The amount of energy these guys are expending right now! This is not smart on either one of their parts! I know that they both want to take it to each other tooth and nail, but, you gotta be smart in this match! It IS an hour!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston head to a turnbuckle corner, still in the lockup. They keep going back and forth in who’s back is against the turnbuckles until Earl Hebner has to break it up.

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

Brickston and PRL walk out of the turnbuckle corner, still locked up. They both let go at the same time. Brickston shoves Tha Puerto Rican! Tha Puerto Rican shoves back! Brickston takes a few steps back as PRL runs his mouth on him.

COLE
Neither man ready to give up just yet!

JESSE
Of course, you dolt, they’ve only been fighting for three minutes now!

PRL and Brickston circle each other, each hesitant to make a move. Both men look at the crowd, who are still going crazy. PRL smiles, while Brickston sneers at the fans. Brickston and P.R. circle each other again.

BRICKSTON
LET’S GO MOTHERFUCKER!

THA PUERTO RICAN
COME ON!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston lock up. Tha Puerto Rican applies a headlock on Brickston! P.R. cinches the headlock on tight on Brickston. Vitamin X cheers Brickston on from the outside.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is 5’9” 220 lbs. Tha Puerto Rican has a very fast paced style, but will he change it up? Will he throw some off speed pitches at Brickston?

JESSE
You can NOT, Cole, you can NOT establish a fast pace in this type of match! It just--it just won’t work in your favour! It will work against you!

COLE
I am not advocating that he does that, but it is normally what we see from Tha Puerto Rican. He is a smash mouth, in your face, OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

JESSE
I realize that, but hopefully, Tha Puerto Rican has realized that he can’t do that for 60 minutes!

With 57:03 to go, Brickston stands up from the headlock and knees PRL in the stomach! Brickston slowly escapes the headlock. Brickston turns the headlock into an overhead wristlock! Earl Hebner asks PRL if he gives up, but PRL fights back, getting his head off of the mat to the crowd’s delight!

JESSE
See, look at this! This is where your pride works against you! Tha Puerto Rican is just too proud, too proud to let Brickston get the upper hand!

56:35 remains on the clock. Tha Puerto Rican does a wristlock of his own, before turning that into another headlock! P.R. cinches the headlock tighter than he did the last time!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican back to that side headlock! Tha Puerto Rican’s dream came true, his 10 year journey culminated at AngleMania VII back on March 30th, and since then he has taken on all challengers. He survived two men, Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and “Urban Legend” Todd Cortez, in a Triple Threat Match at School’s Out. He was able to withstand the onslaught of the 6’7” 285 pound Cuban Wall in a No Holds Barred Match at The Great Angle Bash. He managed to escape the steel cage when pitted in a Steel Cage Match against Vitamin X with a biased referee in Thomas Rodriguez last month in Central Park at the Big Apple Spectacular, thereby ending Vitamin X’s WRESTLING career! But this right here is certainly, without a shadow of a doubt, Tha Puerto Rican’s toughest challenge to date! A Sixty Minute Iron Man Match against a man who he has had great difficulty defeating in the past in Brickston!

Brickston grabs PRL and takes him into the ropes. Brickston shoves P.R. into the opposite ropes. P.R. comes back with a shoulderblock! But Brickston doesn’t fall! Brickston has an evil grin on his face as he dares P.R. to try it again! So, Tha Puerto Rican bounces off of the ropes, ducks Brickston’s clothesline, bounces off of the opposite ropes, and charges forward, leaping up and nailing Brickston with a flying clothesline!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Tha Puerto Rican goes for the cover!

1...

2...

KICK OUT!!!

PRL immediately gets up and rushes backwards into the ropes. PR bounces off of the ropes with another flying clothesline, knocking Brickston down! P.R. goes for the cover, hooking Brickston’s right leg. Earl Hebner makes the count.

1...

2...

KICK OUT!!!

P.R. is slightly agitated, but marches on, heading backwards into the ropes again. PRL bounces off of the ropes, and then rolls Brickston up! 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Brickston rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom rope, causing the fans to boo loudly.

JESSE
He’s taking a breather!

COLE
He’s killing time, that’s what he’s doing! He’s killing time so that he doesn’t have to try and beat Tha Puerto Rican too much!

JESSE
And you got all of that just by Brickston leaving the ring!? You overanalyze things way too much, Michael Cole! Do you know that!?

Brickston walks up the aisle catching his breath. Vitamin X goes over to check on him. The crowd boos loudly. PRL tries to exit the ring, but is held back by Earl Hebner.

“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”
“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”
“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”
“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”

COLE
Doesn’t feel good to have over 68,000 people tell you that you suck.

JESSE
Brickston stopped giving a damn about what these fans think of him a long time ago, and look where it’s got him!

Brickston and Vitamin X discuss strategy on the aisle.

COLE
As much as I hate to admit it, I think it may be a smart move for Brickston, after three near falls, to break the momentum, and give Tha Puerto Rican a little time to think.

JESSE
Yeah, I don’t think that Brickston was expecting that from Tha Puerto Rican. But you can win this match early! I mean, if you can pile up, if you can pile up four or maybe five quick victories early on, then in the middle part of that match, if things just get sort of even, you can hang on until the end and win this thing, and I think that’s just what Tha Puerto Rican has in mind.

COLE
I wish I could commentate with you all of the time!

Brickston remains on the outside talking to Vitamin X as the clock continues winding down. There is now 55:12 left in the match. Earl Hebner starts his 10 count. Brickston high fives Vitamin X, and then walks down the aisle and around the ringside area.

COLE
Obviously, the man who gets the advantage can use the clock to *his* advantage, much like a tag team partner.

“FOUR!”

“FIVE!”

Brickston climbs up the ring steps.

“SIX!”

Tha Puerto Rican remains in the ring, bent over, ready to attack.

“SEVEN!”

“EIGHT!”

Brickston stands on the ring apron.

“NINE!”

Brickston enters the ring.

COLE
Brickston took full advantage of that 10 count.

JESSE
Smart wrestling, especially in this match-up.

Vitamin X returns to the ringside area. Brickston and PRL circle each other. With 54:39 remaining, they lock up. Brickston applies a headlock on Tha Puerto Rican.

VITAMIN X
THAT’S IT!

Brickston cinches the hold tight on The Great One! Earl Hebner checks on PRL. PRL swats the referee away, and then shoves Brickston into the ropes! Brickston bounces off of the ropes, and then hits PRL with a shoulderblock! Brickston then rushes forward into the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, jumps over Tha Puerto Rican, bounces off of the opposite ropes, Tha Puerto Rican does a leapfrog over Brickston, Brickston bounces off of the opposite ropes, PRL does a reverse leapfrog over Brickston, Brickston bounces off of the ropes, right into a Rock-style punch to the temple from Tha Puerto Rican! Brickston stumbles, right into another Rock-style punch to the temple from Tha Puerto Rican! Brickston staggers, so Tha Puerto Rican KISSES THAT LEFT~! and then nails Brickston with a third Rock-style punch to the temple! Brickston falls to the mat! The crowd cheers! Brickston rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope again!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican laying the smackdown on Brickston!

JESSE
He can’t get too cocky now! We’ve still got a long way to go in this match!

Brickston falls down onto his hands and knees in the aisle! Vitamin X goes to check on him. PRL goes to exit the ring, but once again, Earl Hebner holds him back.

COLE
Brickston may have a busted lip or swallowed some teeth on that one! Huge left hand by Tha Puerto Rican!

Earl Hebner starts his 10 count. Vitamin X massages Brickston’s shoulders and offers words of encouragement for his client.

JESSE
See, on a shot like that, now it is very smart to get out of the ring. You can’t get pin out there.

Earl Hebner is up to 4! Brickston looks up at the clock and sees that there is 53:58 remaining in the match. Brickston stands up and tells Vitamin X that he’s got this match. Brickston climbs up the ring steps, stands on the ring apron, and then enters the ring at the count of 7. Brickston flicks his wrists while PRL just stares at his opponent.

BRICKSTON
SHUT UP, YOU LITTLE PUNK!

Brickston yells at a small child. This causes the fans around the small child to start booing Brickston, and soon, the entire Alamodome is booing the former OAOAST Italian Champion.

“YOU SUCK!”
“YOU SUCK!”
“YOU SUCK!”
“YOU SUCK!”

Brickston yells at the fans on another side of the Alamodome.

JESSE
You can’t let them get to you, Brickston! Remember, win or lose, this match is going an hour! Drown them out now, or you will never get a fall!

COLE
The Lightning Bolts have completely taken over the Alamodome, and they are making their voices heard!

Brickston steps out of the ring to yell at some fans in the front row.

JESSE
They’re getting to him! They’re getting to him, Cole!

COLE
Brickston should be used to this by now, but apparently it still irks him to hear boos directed towards him and NOT Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
After AngleSlam, when Brickston holds the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title, these fans will come back to him! Just you wait!

Brickston enters the ring, and then motions for PRL to fight him. The two men lock up. Tha Puerto Rican quickly applies another headlock on Brickston! PRL cinches the hold tight! Earl Hebner checks on Brickston. Vitamin X yells out, “COME ON BRICKSTON!” Brickston grabs P.R. by the knot on the back his Puerto Rican flag bandana, and then walks with him towards the ropes. Brickston shoves PRL right into the opposite ropes. PRL bounces off of the ropes, leaps over Brickston, rushes forward, bounces off of the opposite ropes, Brickston leapfrogs over PRL--NO! PRL stops in his tracks and nails Brickston with a punch! And another! And another! And another! And another!

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican was prepared for Brickston that time!

PR lifts Brickston up, and gives him an atomic drop! As Brickston clutches his nads, Tha Puerto Rican fires with a standing dropkick that knocks Brickston down! PRL picks Brickston up by his hair and then runs with him, slamming Brickston’s face right into a top turnbuckle pad! Brickston is dazed, so PRL grabs Brickston by his hair again, and then runs with him towards another turnbuckle, slamming Brickston’s face right into that top turnbuckle pad! PRL then whips Brickston into the opposite turnbuckle corner. Brickston hits the turnbuckle back-first HARD, and has no time to prepare for Tha Puerto Rican sailing across the ring and squashing him with a Stinger Splash!

COLE
Stinger Splash! Shades of the legendary Sting!

JESSE
Yeah, I think that’s obvious by the name!

THA PUERTO RICAN
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

“OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

PRL whips Brickston into the turnbuckle corner that they were originally at. PRL follows Brickston a second later. Brickston hits the turnbuckle. PR charges…right into a back elbow from Brickston! P.R. staggers out of the turnbuckle corner. He turns around, and gets hit with a clothesline (though not a MASSIVE one) from Brickston!

COLE
Brickston back in control with that clothesline!

VITAMIN X
THAT’S RIGHT! YEAH! YOU GOT HIM! YOU GOT HIM NOW!

Both Brickston and PRL lie on the mat, breathing hard.

JESSE
I think Tha Puerto Rican was thinking P.R. Nightmare, but Brickston had other ideas!

Brickston is the first to get up, albeit slowly. He grabs PRL’s left arm and starts kicking it repeatedly! Brickston then picks PRL up by his left arm, and then twists it with an arm-wringer.

COLE
Brickston targeting Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm. If he takes out one arm, it will be very difficult for Tha Puerto Rican to give Brickston the P.R. Nightmare!

JESSE
Very good, Cole. You get a cookie.

COLE
Cool! Cookies rule!

Brickston continues applying an arm-wringer on PR. Brickston tugs at PRL’s left arm, dropping him down to his knees! Brickston hits Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm with the point of his right elbow! He does it again and again! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up, only to tug on his left arm again, dropping him back down to his right knee! Brickston grabs PRL by his head and then slams his face right into a top turnbuckle pad! 51:59 remains as Brickston grabs PR’s left arm and slams it over the top ring rope! PRL lets out a scream! Brickston then hammers on PRL in the turnbuckle corner.

COLE
Almost 10 minutes gone by and still no fall from either man!

Brickston once again grabs PR’s left arm and slams it over the top ring rope! The crowd has quieted down as they watch Brickston pick apart The People’s Champion, Vitamin X being the only person cheering Brickston on. Brickston takes PRL out of the turnbuckle corner. Brickston punches PRL in the face and that’s all it takes to knock PRL down to the mat!

VITAMIN X
THAT’S IT! STAY ON HIM! STAY ON HIM!

Brickston grabs PRL’s left arm and applies move #193 on it (arm-BAR)! Earl Hebner checks on PRL. Brickston pulls on the left arm, with the camera showing Tha Puerto Rican wincing in pain. Brickston pulls back on the arm!

EARL HEBNER
WHAT DO YOU SAY, P.R.? DO YOU GIVE UP!?

THA PUERTO RICAN
NO!

COLE
Brickston, a master of submission holds, using an arm-bar on Tha Puerto Rican, targeting an arm so as to eliminate the P.R. Nightmare from this match-up!

JESSE
That’s smart wrestling, Michael Cole. Don’t let anyone tell you any different.

Tha Puerto Rican stands up, still in the arm-bar. Brickston continues torquing the elbow. The crowd begins clapping in unison to get Tha Puerto Rican back into the match! PRL finds the strength through the Lightning Bolts to hit Brickston in the face with a Rock-style punch to the temple! He then does it again! And again! And again! And again, breaking the arm-bar! PRL grabs Brickston by *his* left arm, and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Brickston bounces off of the ropes, P.R. puts his head down, so Brickston grabs PRL’s left arm and gives him a Single-Armed DDT!

VITAMIN X
BOO-YAH~!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Brickston with the Single-Armed DDT, also known as Divorce Court!

PRL clutches his left arm in pain! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COLE
And a kickout! A kickout at 2.9999999 seconds!

JESSE
Close! The pace is picking up here!

VITAMIN X
THAT’S OKAY! YOU HAD HIM! YOU ALMOST HAD HIM! KEEP GOING! YOU GOT 50 MINUTES LEFT! YOU STILL GOT TIME!

Brickston argues with the referee, but only for a few seconds. He then grabs PRL by his left arm and applies another arm-bar on it. Once more, Earl Hebner checks on PRL as he winces in pain on the mat! 50:26 remain left on the clock as Brickston continues applying the arm-bar on PRL’s left arm!

[b]50:00[/b]

As we hit the 10 minute mark, Tha Puerto Rican is on his right knee, still trapped in the arm-bar. PRL stands up, still trapped in the arm-bar. Earl Hebner asks PR if he gives up, but PRL responds by grabbing Brickston by his hair and taking him into a turnbuckle corner.

COLE
PRL, back to his feet, takes some of the pressure off of the arm!

PRL tries to escape the arm-bar, but Brickston refuses to let go. Finally, Earl Hebner demands that Brickston let go of the arm-bar at the count of 5. Brickston lets go at 4. Earl Hebner gets in between P.R. and Brickston…just as P.R. nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple! And another! And another! P.R. lays the smackdown on Brickston, which has Vitamin X going nuts on the outside! The crowd comes back to life! PRL continues beating on Brickston, and then grabs Brickston by his left hand and whips him into the opposite ropes. Brickston bounces off of the ropes, PRL puts his head down, so Brickston stops in his tracks and kicks PRL in the face! PRL staggers around the ring. Brickston rushes backwards into the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, goes for a clothesline, PRL ducks the clothesline, turns around…

KICK

WHAM

P.R. NIGHTMARE~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
P.R. Nightmare! P.R. Nightmare on Brickston!

The crowd goes wild! Vitamin X is freaking out on the outside! Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

2 ½

2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10:48)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

JESSE
No!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican did it! Tha Puerto Rican got the first fall!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 0
Tha Puerto Rican: 1
Time remaining: 49:05
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston both lie on the mat. PRL is on his knees a few seconds later. Brickston rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope.

COLE
So, Tha Puerto Rican is up 1-0 with less than 50 minutes left in this Iron Man Match! 48:54 to go in this match-up!

PRL wings out his own left arm on the mat. The current OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion exits the ring and goes to Brickston, who is lying on the protective mats.

JESSE
It’s true, Tha Puerto Rican has the lead. But he he’s now on the defensive. He can go the next 50 minutes without a fall and STILL win the match! He must be careful. One slip up, and Brickston ties it up!

Brickston is resting on the barricade, so Tha Puerto Rican grabs him by his hair and takes him to part of the barricade, where he slams Brickston’s face into it! Earl Hebner is telling PRL to get back into the ring, but PRL ignores him.

COLE
There is no rest period between falls. The clock is still running!

Tha Puerto Rican grabs Brickston and slams his face into another part of the barricade!

COLE
Brickston is still out of it following that P.R. Nightmare! Tha Puerto Rican has him right where he wants him!

JESSE
I seriously doubt Brickston will be this way for the rest of the match, though!

Vitamin X stays where he’s at and watches as P.R. grabs Brickston and walks with him up the aisle! PR knees Brickston in the stomach as he walks with him, however, Brickston fights back with some knees to the stomach of Tha Puerto Rican! Brickston punches Tha Puerto Rican in the stomach repeatedly! Brickston then starts punching Puerto in the face repeatedly! Brickston is now in control as Tha Puerto Rican staggers towards the saloon doors.

COLE
Apparently, Earl Hebner isn’t going to utilize his 10 count! He’s gonna let these two men go at it all over the Alamodome!

JESSE
And that’s the way it should be in a World Heavyweight Championship Match on a big time pay-per-view! Counouts are for the bush leaguers!

With 68,000-plus looking on, Brickston grabs PRL by his left hand and whips him into the barricade--NO!--PRL reverses, and it is Brickston who goes slamming into the barricade stomach first! Brickston collapses onto the aisle, using the barricade to keep himself from falling onto his ass! PRL takes a moment to catch his breath. Earl Hebner tells PRL to go back to the ring. This time, Tha Puerto Rican listens to the referee and grabs Brickston, who is now breathing hard, and takes him back to ringside, taunting him the whole way there.

COLE
The Lightning Bolts have remained hectic the whole match! They are showing their love for Tha Puerto Rican the whole 60 minutes!

47:23 remain in the Iron Man Match. PRL grabs Brickston by his head and slams him onto the top of the barricade. HOWEVER, Brickston won’t budge! PRL tries to slam Brickston’s head onto the top of the barricade again. Brickston still won’t budge. PRL tries to slam Brickston’s head onto the top of the barricade one more time, but Brickston reverses and slams PRL’s head onto the top of the barricade! PRL clutches his face and falls to his knees. Vitamin X applauds Brickston while Brickston catches his breath.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican got his face slammed onto the barricade!

JESSE
Brickston wants to make Tha Puerto Rican as ugly as he is! Don’t tell him that I said that.

COLE
I’ll try to resist the temptation.

Earl Hebner checks on PRL and Brickston. Vitamin X yells words of encouragement for Brickston. Brickston grabs P.R. and slams his face onto the top of the barricade again! He then starts hammering away at PRL’s face while Earl Hebner again orders for the two men to return to the ring!

COLE
Brickston hammering away at Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
He is letting four years of HATRED come out in this match, Michael Cole!

COLE
Brickston is just beating the hell out of Tha Puerto Rican! He’s might be trying to beat Tha Puerto Rican up enough on the outside to the point where the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion can’t reenter the ring!

Brickston stops hammering at Tha Puerto Rican’s face and takes a step back. He then charges forward and jumps up, going for a knee to the face…PRL moves out of the way, and Brickston’s right knee hits the top of the barricade! Brickston falls to the floor and holds his right knee in pain as PRL paces back and forth right in front of him!

COLE
Brickston taking a big chance there, and it backfired on him!

PRL goes to pick up Brickston, but gets punched in the stomach!

COLE
But Brickston returns the favour with that punch to the gut of Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
Brickston is a thinking man’s wrestler! He always has a backup plan!

COLE
It seems like he just saw PRL come towards him and punched him in the stomach, Jess.

JESSE
I know! THAT was his backup plan!

COLE
Right.

PRL stands near the ring hunched over. Brickston gets up and walks with a limp towards Tha Puerto Rican. Brickston throws PRL back into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He takes a moment to catch his breath, and then climbs onto the ring apron, where Tha Puerto Rican proceeds to punch Brickston in the face, knocking him down!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican back in control!

Brickston rolls back into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. PRL hits him with several shaky leg kicks and then drags him away from the ropes. Tha Puerto Rican nails Brickston with a fist drop! He then nails Brickston with another fist drop! PR nails Brickston with a third fist drop! PR hits Brickston with several more fist drops! He then bounces off of the ropes, stops in his tracks, shakes his shoulders, dusts his right shoulder off, and then drops another fist onto Brickston’s head!

COLE
Five Knuckle Shuffle from Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
Out of all the moves to rip off, he rips off THAT one!? Why!?

PRL quickly covers Brickston!

1...

2...

KICK OUT!!!

COLE
Brickston able to kick out at the 46 minute mark!

Time continues ticking away as Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston both lie on the mat. PRL gets up and stomps on Brickston with his shaky leg kicks! Brickston is struggling to get up. PRL exits the ring and grabs Brickston’s legs and drags him so that he legs wrap around a ring post! PRL taunts Brickston as he grabs Brickston’s right leg and pulls back on it.

BRICKSTON
NO! NO!

Tha Puerto Rican slams Brickston’s right leg against the ring post! Brickston screams! Vitamin X cringes watching this!

JESSE
PRL is fighting dirty! I thought he changed!?

COLE
PRL is doing everything he can to retain the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title, Jess! And if that means resorting to his old tricks, so be it!

JESSE
It’s just like you to defend your favourites, Michael Cole! And it makes me sick!

COLE
:huh:

PRL stops to “smell the electricity”! He then mutters, “I’m not done yet!” and then grabs Brickston’s right leg again and pulls back on it.

JESSE
He’s doing it again, Cole!

Tha Puerto Rican slams Brickston’s right leg against the ring post again! Brickston screams and nearly falls out of the ring, if not for the fact that his right leg is wrapped around the ring post! Brickston’s whole body eventually falls to the outside!

COLE
PRL really targeting that right leg! If he takes out a leg, he takes out the Killswitch!

JESSE
But NOT the Anklelock, Cole! He uses his hands for that!

Tha Puerto Rican grabs Brickston and throws him back into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He then grabs Brickston’s right leg…and then slams it onto the ring! Brickston limps out of the ring, clutching his right knee! Brickston rests on some ring steps. PRL takes advantage of this, grabbing Brickston and lifting him up, slamming his right knee onto the top ring step!

COLE
Did you hear the knee smack against the STEEL step!?

JESSE
Yeah, I heard it. I heard it. Brickston felt it!

Brickston collapses onto the floor! Vitamin X tries not to show worry, but is unable to hide it.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican at one time was just a kid with a dream. And now that dream has come true for him in the One And Only AngleSault Thread! He is the World Heavyweight Champion, and he is in control of his challenger 15 minutes into this 60-Minute Iron Man Match!

Earl Hebner checks on Brickston. Brickston shoves the referee away. He then rolls back into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. PRL soon follows suit. Brickston drags himself backwards inside of the ring with Vitamin X on the outside screaming for Brickston to fight back! PRL stalks his one time protégé. Brickston calls for a timeout, but Tha Puerto Rican will have none of that as he follows Brickston into a turnbuckle corner and grabs both of his legs. Puerto then lifts Brickston up off of the mat while Brickston holds onto the top ring rope, and then pulls him a few inches away from the turnbuckle, causing Brickston to lose his grip on the top ring rope and fall back-first onto the mat, HARD!

COLE
Oh my! Brickston with a short trip, bad landing! Tha Puerto Rican gave Brickston a London Bridge right there!

JESSE
Don’t you dare start singing “London Bridge Is Falling Down” or prepare to meet my fist, Michael Cole!

COLE
Duly noted.

PR sees Brickston lying on the mat, and responds to this by attacking Brickston’s right knee with some shaky leg kicks! Puerto then grabs Brickston’s right leg and then shaky leg kicks the knee! PRL stands back and lets Brickston get up. Brickston walks with a limp in the ring, holding his right knee. Tha Puerto Rican kicks his leg out from under his leg! (R.I.P. Owen Hart) Brickston gets up, so PRL kicks Brickston’s right leg from right under him again! Earl Hebner checks on Brickston. PRL cracks a half-smile as he walks towards Brickston. He picks Brickston up by his hair and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes--Brickston reverses, PRL bounces off of the ropes, flying clothesline knocks Brickston down onto the mat! PR sneers at Brickston, and then stands up. He grabs Brickston by his right leg and drags him towards the center of the ring. Once there, PR spins around the leg, grabs the left leg, falls down onto the mat, and then locks in the Figure Four Leglock on Brickston!

“WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

JESSE
He’s stealing from another wrestling legend now! Look!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican with a Figure Four Leglock on Brickston! When was the last time we saw THAT from him!?

JESSE
He’s got Brickston in the center of the ring, Cole!

Tha Puerto Rican screams for Brickston to tap out to the Figure Four Leglock! Earl Hebner checks to see if Brickston gives up. Vitamin X is panicking on the outside!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican’s got that Figure Four Leglock in the middle of the ring! Brickston has nowhere to go!

JESSE
He’ll find a way, Cole! Brickston always has a backup plan!

The referee asks Brickston if he gives up. Brickston shouts out, “NOOOOOOOOOO!” PRL is lying on the mat, cinching the Figure Four Leglock tight!

VITAMIN X
DON’T TAP OUT! DO NOT TAP OUT!

COLE
Vitamin X screaming for Brickston not to give up! If he does, he will be down by 2 with 43 minutes remaining in this match-up!

JESSE
That might sound long, but in this match, he can’t risk it!

Earl Hebner is ready to call for the bell, but Brickston yells at him not to. Vitamin X shakes his head no as he watches Brickston scream out in pain! Brickston is on his back on the mat, writhing in pain! Brickston sits back up to prevent a pinfall, but is in so much pain that he goes back down to the mat. He sits back up just seconds later, but then goes back down again. Brickston keeps sitting up and sitting back down again while trapped in the deadly submission manuever!

JESSE
He can NOT go down 2-nothing, Cole! It will be over!

“TAP!”
“TAP!”
“TAP!”
“TAP!”

Brickston is trying very hard to fight through the pain! Earl Hebner keeps saying that he will ring the bell, but Brickston yells at him not to.

COLE
Brickston, what is he going to do here!? Tha Puerto Rican’s got the Figure Four Leglock locked in! The longer Brickston stays in this, the more damage it’s doing to his legs!

Brickston is getting weakened thanks to the Figure Four Leglock. His eyes are getting heavy. Brickston is lying on the mat. With his shoulders down on the mat, Earl Hebner makes the count.

1...

2...

3
BRICKSTON SITS UP!!!

COLE
No! Brickston won’t give in!

JESSE
Because he has the heart of a champion, Cole! Brickston is the uncrowned OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion as far as I am concerned!

COLE
Let’s not go that far, Jess!

JESSE
I can, and I will!

Brickston grits his teeth and tries to fight through the pain!

COLE
The pain is so excruciating, Brickston wasn’t even aware of his shoulders being down!

Earl Hebner again asks Brickston if he gives up. Brickston sneers at the referee and shakes his head “NO!” Vitamin X is pacing back and forth on the outside, worried for his client. PRL yells for Brickston to “GIVE UP!”

BRICKSTON
NO!

Brickston falls back onto the mat and struggles to reach the ropes. He sits up again, clearly in tremendous pain! Brickston punches PRL’s legs, desperately trying to break the hold! But the punches have no effect, and Brickston’s shoulders are down on the mat again!

1...

2...

LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!

COLE
How ironic is this? The submissions master trapped in a submission move!

JESSE
Brickston has an ace in the hole! I know that he does! He’s gonna pull it out! I just know he will!

EARL HEBNER
DO YOU GIVE UP!?

BRICKSTON
NO! NO!

PRL cinches the hold tighter on the mat! Brickston is in serious pain!

THA PUERTO RICAN
GIVE UP!

BRICKSTON
SCREW YOU!

Brickston tries to turn to his side! The crowd boos. Brickston turns to his side! He struggles to turn completely over!

JESSE
Brickston trying to reverse the Figure Four Leglock here!

As Brickston turns, PRL starts feeling pain! Vitamin X is freaking out on the outside, biting his nails! X watches as Brickston uses all of the strength that he’s got left to turn around completely. Both PR and Brickston are on their sides!

COLE
If Tha Puerto Rican goes on his stomach, advantage: Brickston!

JESSE
PUSH!

Brickston struggles to make the turn…but falls back down onto the mat! Brickston lies there.

1...

2...

3--BRICKSTON SITS UP!!!

COLE
ANOTHER near fall! That’s THREE of them from this Figure Four Leglock!

Brickston fights through the pain and manages to turn to his side again! Brickston continues turning! He turns…and turns…and turns…Brickston lets out a mighty roar…Vitamin X watches with baited breath…the crowd starts booing…Brickston turns onto his stomach, reversing the Figure Four Leglock!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

JESSE
HE’S GOT HIM!

VITAMIN X
YEAH BABY! YEAH!

COLE
And now Tha Puerto Rican, Tha Puerto Rican is being punished by the Figure Four Leglock!

Tha Puerto Rican screams out in pain, trapped in the reverse Figure Four Leglock! Brickston screams for PRL to quit, while Vitamin X watches from the outside with an evil smile on his face! Earl Hebner asks PRL if he gives up, but PRL refuses to quit!

COLE
You can see the pain etched on the World Heavyweight Champion’s face!

JESSE
He ain’t got nowhere to go, Michael Cole! Brickston’s gonna tie it up!

PRL shakes his head “NO!” The fans are going nuts, rooting PRL on!

VITAMIN X
GIVE UP, P.R.! GIVE UP!

EARL HEBNER
WHAT DO YOU SAY!?

THA PUERTO RICAN
N-O! NO!

Tha Puerto Rican tries to reach the ropes, but can’t! He moves only an inch, but can’t move no more! PRL screams out in pain!

COLE
The pressure and the pain has reversed to Tha Puerto Rican!

PRL grits his teeth, screams…and then pushes himself a few inches, breaking the reverse Figure Four Leglock!

COLE
He broke it! PRL has broken the reverse Figure Four Leglock!

JESSE
I don’t believe it, Michael Cole! How did he do it!?

COLE
I don’t know, Jess, but the important thing is that he did it!

Both PRL and Brickston lie on the mat on their stomachs, breathing hard. Earl Hebner checks on both men. The crowd cheers loudly.

COLE
And what toll did the Figure Four Leglock have on both of these magnificent competitors?

JESSE
I think it was worst on Brickston than it was Tha Puerto Rican!

Tha Puerto Rican crawls a bit in the ring and then rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. Brickston rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope a few seconds later. The crowd has quieted down. Vitamin X looks on. PRL lands on his feet, while Brickston is on his hands and knees. So, P.R. grabs Brickston and slams his face onto the top of the announce table!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican doesn’t seem to be limping, and Brickston is having a hard time standing!

Brickston stumbles, and then collapses onto the protective mats! PRL taunts Brickston, and then picks him up. Earl Hebner heads to the outside to order both men to return to the ring. 41:36 remain in the match as Tha Puerto Rican slams Brickston’s face into the ring! Brickston stumbles, so Tha Puerto Rican grabs Brickston and whips him into the barricade--NO!--Brickston reverses, PRL hits the barricade back-first HARD! PR staggers forward, right into a clothesline from Brickston on the outside!

VITAMIN X
YEAH!

COLE
Brickston reverses the ride, and oh my, what a shot that was by Brickston!

Vitamin X applauds Brickston. PRL lies on the ground breathing hard! He clutches his neck. Brickston rests on the barricade.

EARL HEBNER
Brickston, get back into the ring!

Brickston is limping as he gets closer to Tha Puerto Rican. P.R. starts to get up, so Brickston helps him get to his feet…and then throws him over the barricade and into the crowd! 41:01 remain as Brickston slowly limps over the barricade and joins PRL in the crowd.

COLE
Just over 40 minutes to go, with Tha Puerto Rican up one fall to nothing!

Brickston punches PRL in the face! He then does it again! Vitamin X looks on, while Earl Hebner hops over the barricade to join Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston.

COLE
I don’t know how smart this is!

JESSE
Me either.

COLE
I thought Brickston was going to buy himself some time, but showing the tenacity of Brickston, he’s right back up in Tha Puerto Rican’s face in this sea of humanity!

Fans try their best to mug for the camera as the cameraman catches up with Tha Puerto Rican, Brickston and Earl Hebner in the crowd!

JESSE
Get out of the way you goofs!

Brickston is beating on Tha Puerto Rican in the crowd! But suddenly, Tha Puerto Rican fights back with Rock-style punches to the temple! Brickston tries to run away, but PRL follows him!

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston having one hell of a fist fight admist the 68,000-plus fans here in the Alamodome!

PRL punches Brickston in his back as he tries to walk away! Brickston turns around and fights back, and the two men are trading blows in the crowd!

JESSE
This is a fight! This is a brawl!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston are on the ground duking it out while fans crowd around them! PRL gets up first and picks Brickston up. He throws Brickston into the barricade. PRL charges forward, and Brickston gives him a BAAAACK Body Drop over the barricade and onto the protective mats!

COLE
This four year rivalry between Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston is coming to a head tonight here at AngleSlam!

JESSE
This is the match that will decide once and for all who’s better: Tha Puerto Rican or Brickston!

PRL lies on the ground, writhing in pain. Brickston rests on the barricade, breathing hard. He takes a deep breath, and then climbs over the barricade into the ringside area. He rests on his hands and knees.

JESSE
Get in there, ref!

VITAMIN X
COME ON, MAN! GET UP!

Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up.

COLE
I think Brickston got the better of the exchange on the outside.

Earl Hebner orders Brickston and PRL to get back into the ring. Brickston obliges, throwing PRL back into the ring. Brickston then enters the ring underneath the bottom ring rope.

[b]40:00[/b]

40:00 remain as Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston return to the ring.

Ed Wood Caulfield · September 4, 2008

The rest to come tomorrow. (I hope)

Brickston flicks his left leg. 39:51 is left on the clock as Brickston kicks PRL in the face! Vitamin X cheers him on! Brickston flicks his left leg some more. Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up and gives him a vertical suplex!

COLE
What a suplex by Brickston taking down Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
Drive the wind out of Tha Puerto Rican’s body!

Brickston stands up and heads to a turnbuckle corner. He flicks his left leg again. Brickston then walks towards Tha Puerto Rican, jumps up, and drops his left elbow across the chest of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

JESSE
That was better than any People’s Elbow Drop I’ve ever seen Tha Puerto Rican do!

Brickston sits up and catches his breath. With Vitamin X telling him to “KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING!”, Brickston stands up and heads to another turnbuckle corner. Once there, Brickston walks towards PRL, jumps up, and drops his left elbow across the chest of Tha Puerto Rican once again! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican!

1...

2...

RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!!

COLE
Oh, and a nearfall!

Brickston gets up, slightly pissed, and then covers Tha Puerto Rican again, forcing both of PR’s shoulders onto the mat. Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!

COLE
That wasn’t it, either!

Brickston tries to drive PRL’s shoulders back down onto the mat, but PRL refuses to budge!

JESSE
Look at that! Look at his shoulder! Look at his arm shaking!

Brickston keeps trying to put PRL’s shoulders on the mat…and eventually succeeds in doing so! Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

3!
LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!

Brickston knees PRL in the chest, making sure both of his shoulders are down on the mat again!

1...

2...

LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!

Brickston drives PRL’s shoulders down onto the mat again!

1...

2...

LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!

Brickston covers PRL again, hooking his left leg!

1...

2...

KICK OUT!!!

COLE
And that doesn’t work either!

JESSE
Come on!

VITAMIN X
DAMNIT!

Brickston sits up, annoyed at being unable to get a pin! He is breathing hard.

COLE
Brickston has gotta be getting somewhat frustrated at this juncture.

JESSE
You got that right!

Vitamin X looks on as Brickston slowly stands up. He picks Tha Puerto Rican up, and then takes him over to a turnbuckle corner, where he proceeds to slam Tha Puerto Rican’s face into the top turnbuckle pad! Brickston takes a deep breath, and then fires off with a right jab to Tha Puerto Rican’s face! And another jab! And another jab! Another jab--PRL kicks Brickston in the left knee! He kicks him in the left knee again! Brickston fires off with another right jab! PRL kicks Brickston in the left knee again! PRL continues kicking at Brickston’s left knee, causing Vitamin X to panic! PRL gets out of the turnbuckle corner, still kicking Brickston’s left knee! The crowd cheers!

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican back to that knee! PRL back to that left knee that he punished with that Figure Four Leglock earlier! Fighting back!

Tha Puerto Rican continues kicking Brickston’s left knee, causing him great pain! PRL then rushes backwards, bounces off of the ropes, and charges forward--

Brickston scoops Tha Puerto Rican up onto his shoulders! The crowd groans!

COLE
Uh-oh! This isn’t good for Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
The Champ is in huge trouble here!

Vitamin X screams for Brickston to complete the Killswitch! Brickston walks around the ring with PRL on his shoulders and an evil grin on his face. Brickston mutters something looking at the hard camera…and then throws PRL off of his shoulders DRILLING him into the mat with the Killswitch!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Killswitch! Killswitch on Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
He hit it! He got his move!

Brickston stands up and lets out a mighty roar! The crowd boos louder! Brickston smiles evilly at the fans! Vitamin X applauds Brickston, and then orders him to continue his attack.

COLE
Killswitch on Tha Puerto Rican, and the World Champion is out cold!

Brickston turns PR onto his stomach. He then grabs PRL’s right leg, bends down on his right knee, grabs PRL’s right ankle, and then twists it to complete the Anklelock!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Anklelock! Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
He’s gonna tap out any second!

The crowd freaks out for their hero! Tha Puerto Rican screams out in pain, trapped in the Anklelock! Brickston and Vitamin X yell for Tha Puerto Rican to tap out! PRL pulls at his hair, claws the mat, grits his teeth, anything to block out the pain! Brickston is like a rabid dog while applying the Anklelock on his former mentor!

COLE
Brickston has the Anklelock locked in in the center of the ring!

JESSE
He can’t survive this much longer, Michael Cole! He can’t withstand the pain!

Tha Puerto Rican tries to grab the ropes, but when he realizes that he’s too far from the ropes, after much hesititation…

THA PUERTO RICAN TAPS OUT~!!!

*BZZZZZZZZZT* (22:24)

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
And Brickston ties it up thanks to that Anklelock!

JESSE
Brickston is fighting back!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 1
Tha Puerto Rican: 1
Time remaining: 37:36
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Brickston continues applying the Anklelock until Earl Hebner tells him to stop at the count of 5. Brickston lets go at 4. Brickston feigns innocence as Earl Hebner reprimends him for holding onto the Anklelock for almost 5 seconds.

COLE
Brickston and Tha Puerto Rican are tied up at 1 a piece with 37:23 remaining in this Iron Man Match!

JESSE
Brickston has the mometum now! He needs to take advantage of it!

Brickston picks up Tha Puerto Rican and punches him in the face several times! He then whips PRL into the ropes. PRL bounces off of the ropes, and gets hit with a Big Boot by Brickston! Brickston goes for the cover! It gets two! Brickston goes for the cover again! Another two count! Brickston tries again. Another two count!

COLE
Brickston refusing to stop pinning Tha Puerto Rican, and Tha Puerto Rican refusing to lose another fall to Brickston and have him take the lead!

JESSE
He’ll give up eventually.

COLE
Who? Brickston?

JESSE
No, doofus! Tha Puerto Rican!

COLE
Oh.

VITAMIN X
KEEP ON HIM! HE’LL QUIT! TRUST ME!

Vitamin X cheers his client on as Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up again. He then starts punching Tha Puerto Rican some more, dazing the current World Heavyweight Champion! Brickston grabs a headlock on P.R., but P.R. quickly turns it into a kneebreaker on Brickston! Brickston falls to the mat, clutching his left knee!

COLE
And right back to the knee goes Tha Puerto Rican!

The crowd cheers! PRL stumbles around the ring! He then regains his senses, and then grabs both of Brickston’s legs. Puerto drags Brickston into the center of the ring, and then grabs Brickston’s right leg, spins around it, grabs the right leg--Brickston kicks Tha Puerto Rican in the ass, sending PRL flying into a top turnbuckle! Tha Puerto Rican staggers out of the turnbuckle corner, and gets scooped up onto Brickston’s shoulders!

KILLSWITCH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

COLE
Again! Brickston with the Killswitch for the second time in five minutes!

JESSE
He surprised him that time, Cole!

Vitamin X pumps his fists as Brickston wastes no time covering Tha Puerto Rican, making sure to hook his left leg. Earl Hebner counts along with Vitamin X.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (25:26)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
And Brickston takes the lead!

JESSE
I knew he would!

Brickston gets off of Tha Puerto Rican and lies on the mat while Vitamin X applauds him.

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 2
Tha Puerto Rican: 1
Time remaining: 34:22
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JESSE
ROLL BACK ON HIM! YOU CAN GET ANOTHER FALL! YOU CAN GET ANOTHER QUICK FALL!

COLE
Brickston has taken the lead with almost 30 minutes to go in this Iron Man Match!

JESSE
He rode the wave of momentum! He is back in the saddle here in the Alamodome!

Brickston takes a moment to catch his breath. Vitamin X is pushing for Brickston to continue the match as PRL lies on the mat in tremendous pain!

JESSE
Oh Brickston! He’s making a huge mistake here! Why isn’t he pinning Tha Puerto Rican again!? There’s no rest period! You said so yourself, Cole!

Brickston goes back to work by choking PRL with his bare hands!

COLE
That’s a blatant choke!

EARL HEBNER
COME ON NOW! BREAK IT UP! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Brickston stops choking P.R.! He sneers at the referee. Brickston punches Tha Puerto Rican several more times! 33:33 remain as Brickston grabs PR by his left hand and whips him into the ropes. PRL reverses, and it is Brickston who bounces off of the ropes, charging forward and grabbing Tha Puerto Rican, rolling him up in an inside cradle!

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (26:26)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
Brickston shocks Tha Puerto Rican with that inside cradle, and is now leading Tha Puerto Rican by two!

JESSE
He’s really going to do it, Cole! Brickston’s coming home with the World Title!

Brickston sits up to catch his breath. Vitamin X is going nuts, applauding like mad for his client now.

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 3
Tha Puerto Rican: 1
Time remaining: 33:25
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
I don’t know if Tha Puerto Rican has even recovered from the Killswitch!

JESSE
This is big! This is HUGE! Brickston can coast by for the next 30 minutes now!

COLE
I don’t think he will! He KNOWS that PRL will fight back, and I believe he WILL be on his toes for the next 30 minutes!

JESSE
You might be right. Brickston is as smart as he is talented!

Tha Puerto Rican starts to get up. Brickston is on his hands and knees, obviously fatigued now. But Vitamin X is on his client, telling him not to stop at all for the remaining 30 minutes. The crowd gets rowdy, trying to root Tha Puerto Rican back into the lead. But PRL’s eyes are glazed over.

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

32:59 are left in the match as Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up and punches him in the face several more times. Suddenly, PRL fires back with a punch! And another! And another! And another!

COLE
And look at Tha Puerto Rican instinctively fight back! He knows that his back is against the wall now! He MUST get two falls if he can even hope to go to Sudden Death!

PRL takes a few steps back, and then charges forward…Brickston sees him coming and grabs PRL by his head, throwing him OVER the top rope and onto the floor!

JESSE
Brickston always one step ahead of the Champion!

COLE
Brickston taking the fight to the outside again!

JESSE
Let him stay out there and go for a countout victory, Brickston!

Brickston doesn’t heed Jesse “The Body” Ventura’s advice, and instead exits the ring to join his arch-nemesis on the outside. 32:22 is left on the clock as Brickston picks PRL up by his head, and then slams his face onto the top of the barricade!

VITAMIN X
THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT!

PRL is clearly out of it as Brickston grabs PRL and punches him in the face in the aisle! PRL staggers up the entryway.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican has just not looked the same, or reacted the same, or has been the same since those TWO Killswitches!

JESSE
Yeah, but remember that Figure Four Leglock? When PRL had Brickston in the Figure Four Leglock? Who would have thought that Brickston would survive that and actually be able to give TWO Killswitches and be up by 2 now?

Tha Puerto Rican staggers to the entrance. Brickston follows him.

COLE
Brickston is limping, noticeably.

JESSE
Tha Puerto Rican’s leaving! He’s forfeiting the match!

COLE
He’s out of it! He doesn’t even know where he is!

JESSE
YOU’RE AT THE ALAMODOME IN SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS, P.R.! THIS IS ANGLESLAM 2008 LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

COLE
Stop.

Brickston charges forward and knocks PRL down from behind! Brickston then picks PRL up and gives him a vertical suplex in the aisle! Both PRL and Brickston lie on the aisle, breathing hard and sweating.

COLE
This match has already taken a ton of energy out of both men, and we’ve still got a half hour of it to go!

Earl Hebner checks on both PRL and Brickston. All Vitamin X can do is root for Brickston to get back to his feet. With both men down and not moving in the aisle, Earl Hebner starts his 10 count.

“ONE!”

“TWO!”

Tha Puerto Rican shifts to his side.

“THREE!”

“FOUR!”

“FIVE!”

Tha Puerto Rican is on his hands and knees.

“SIX!”

Brickston is on his hands and knees.

“SEVEN!”

PRL gets up.

“EIGHT!”

“NINE!”

Brickston elbows PR in the gut, and then slowly gets up himself!

COLE
Brickston back in control!

JESSE
Like he lost it!?

Brickston takes a deep breath, and then grabs Tha Puerto Rican, dragging him back into the ring. Brickston lunges after a fan, and then climbs up the ring steps and enters the ring.

[b]30:00[/b]

COLE
Time keeps ticking away, as we inch closer and closer to the end of this match, with Brickston up by two falls!

The crowd boos loudly. Brickston sneers at Tha Puerto Rican, who is lying on the mat, breathing hard. Brickston motions for P.R. to “COME ON!” Vitamin X tells Brickston to continue his attack. Brickston glances up at Vitamin X and does a cheesy thumbs up. He has a smirk on his face, as does Vitamin X, as he picks Tha Puerto Rican up again.

COLE
The challenger in control of the Champion now!

Brickston punches Tha Puerto Rican in the face several times. He then turns Puerto around, so that he can grab him and give him a back suplex--NO! PRL lands perfectly on his feet behind Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican spins Brickston around before he can fully realize what is going on…

DIAMOND CUTTER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

COLE
Lightning Strike! Tha Puerto Rican with the Lightning Strike, the move he used to put many opponents away back in San Juan!

JESSE
He caught him by surprise, Michael Cole!

PRL has a sly smile on his face as the crowd cheers loudly. He covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts, as does the crowd.

JESSE
No!

1...

2...

2 ½

2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (30:42)

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican is back in this match-up!

JESSE
I don’t believe it, Michael Cole!

PRL sits up and adjusts his elbow pads with the same sly smile on his face. Brickston has yet to get up. Vitamin X is on the outside, worried.

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 3
Tha Puerto Rican: 2
Time remaining: 28:56
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
After three straight falls from Brickston, Tha Puerto Rican manages to surprise him with a Lightning Strike to bring The People’s Champ within one with less than a half hour to go in this Iron Man Match!

JESSE
He’ll never tie it! He’s gonna choke under the pressure! He will, Michael Cole!

PRL slowly stands up. He spits at Brickston, and then gives him a shaky leg kick! And another one! Puerto then slowly picks Brickston up. P.R. nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple, knocking him down!

COLE
Brickston knocked down with one punch!

JESSE
This is the longest match Brickston has ever competed in! You can’t blame him for getting a bit tired!

COLE
Brickston is on the defensive despite being in the lead! Tha Puerto Rican has the momentum following that last fall! He is looking to tie the score at any moment now!

PRL breathes hard as he picks Brickston up. Brickston pokes him in the eyes! PRL staggers, so Brickston grabs Tha Puerto Rican and whips him into the opposite ropes…PRL reverses, Brickston bounces off of the ropes, Brickston rushes forward, PRL puts his head down, so Brickston stops in his tracks, grabs PRL, and gives him a facebuster!

JESSE
Nice.

Tha Puerto Rican staggers around the ring covering his face! Which just gives Brickston the perfect opportunity to kick Tha Puerto Rican in the stomach, and then grab him so that he can place him in between his legs.

COLE
What’s this?

Brickston grabs Tha Puerto Rican, and then lifts him up straight into the air…and then brings him down onto the mat with a PILEDRIVER~!!!

COLE
A Piledriver! A Piledriver from Brickston! When was the last time he did THAT!?

JESSE
Brickston’s pulling out all the stops in this here Iron Man Match! He can do it all!

Brickston takes a moment to catch his breath. He then rolls over and covers Tha Puerto Rican, too weak to even bother to hook a leg. PRL is knocked out. Earl Hebner counts.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (32:22)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

VITAMIN X
WOO-HOO!

COLE
And Brickston is once again up by two!

JESSE
Excellent! Brickston truly showing that he is the better man right here!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 4
Tha Puerto Rican: 2
Time remaining: 27:29
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COLE
If Brickston can hold on to his lead for the next 27 minutes, then he WILL walk out of the Alamodome OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

JESSE
It’s a given now, Cole! Tha Puerto Rican has a mighty big hill to climb now! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Brickston remains covering Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X is yelling for Earl Hebner to count another pinfall.

JESSE
Count him! COUNT HIM AGAIN! HE’S STILL GOT HIM COVERED! THERE’S NO REST PERIOD!

But Brickston rolls off of Tha Puerto Rican and lies flat on his back on the mat.

COLE
Brickston, I thought, he may have gotten another cover right there!

JESSE
The match is getting to him! He’s not thinking straight! But he’s still got 26 minutes to go! At this point, if I were Brickston, you know what I would do?

COLE
Put in a deep freeze.

JESSE
Right. I mean, you know, you just--

COLE
Play defense.

JESSE
Yeah, you just, you just--

COLE
Take no chances.

JESSE
STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston both lie on the mat. Soon, they s l o w l y start getting up, both men tired. Vitamin X continues rooting Brickston on.

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

The crowd chants for Tha Puerto Rican.

COLE
Right now, Tha Puerto Rican has gotta get back in this thing in a hurry!

JESSE
He’s at a HUGE disadvantage right now!

COLE
The clock now is a huge enemy to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

Brickston gets up first, so he punches Tha Puerto Rican! PRL staggers to a turnbuckle corner. Brickston then stomps a mudhole in Tha Puerto Rican.

VITAMIN X
THAT’S IT!

COLE
You gotta believe Brickston will not be taking any high risks for the next 20 minutes and change.

25:35 remain in the match. Brickston continues stomping a mudhole in the OAOAST Champion! Brickston grabs Tha Puerto Rican and gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. He follows that with a back elbow that knocks Tha Puerto Rican down onto the mat! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican, hooking his right leg. Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

3!
KICK OUT!!!

COLE
That surprised me! The first kickout in how many minutes?

JESSE
Like 30, I think.

Brickston slaps the mat in frustration.

VITAMIN X
THAT’S OKAY! YOU GOT HIM! YOU GOT HIM!

COLE
Vitamin X, offering words of encouragement to Brickston!

JESSE
What a terrific manager he is! I wish he was my manager back when I wrestled!

COLE
Vitamin X wasn’t even a fetus back when you wrestled, Jess.

JESSE
It hasn’t been THAT long, Michael Cole!

Brickston sneers at PRL, mutters, “You’re dead.”, and then stands up. He picks Tha Puerto Rican up and gives him an European Uppercut! That staggers Tha Puerto Rican, but he doesn’t fall. So, Brickston gives him another European Uppercut! This one causes PR to stagger towards the ropes where he rests for just a few seconds. Brickston grabs Puerto Rican by his left hand, and then delivers an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. PRL bounces off of the ropes, Brickston goes for a MASSIVE clothesline, Tha Puerto Rican ducks, stops in his tracks, stands behind Brickston, leaps up, grabs Brickston by his head, and then brings him down to the mat, making sure that his knees hit Brickston’s back on the way down! The crowd cheers loudly while PRL and Brickston lie on the mat!

COLE
Back Cracker!

JESSE
Back Cracker!?

COLE
Or Backstabber. Or Lung Blower. Whichever one works for you! Whatever the case, Tha Puerto Rican has just pulled that one out of mothballs for tonight!

JESSE
But will it be enough for a fall!?

Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat for a few more seconds, and then sits up so that he can cover Brickston, hooking both legs! Earl Hebner counts along with the crowd. Vitamin X is shaking his head, “NO!”

CROWD
ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (35:06)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

VITAMIN X
ARGH!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican with another pinfall!

JESSE
He got lucky there, Cole!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 4
Tha Puerto Rican: 3
Time remaining: 24:39
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COLE
So Tha Puerto Rican pulls within one again with less than 25 minutes left in the Iron Man Match!

JESSE
Unbelievable, Cole!

Tha Puerto Rican gets off of Brickston…and then covers him again, hooking his right leg! Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

3--2!!!!

COLE
Brickston with the left shoulder up! P.R. trying for a quickie pin there. Smart move on his part!

JESSE
The only intelligence P.R. has shown in this match-up!

COLE
Will you stop!?

PRL slaps the mat in frustration, but then calms down and continues the match.

COLE
PRL trying to catch-up, to tie the score, in the hopes of having his dream continue on for another day!

PRL stands up, and then picks Brickston up. He measures Brickston up, and then nails him with a Rock-style punch to the temple! He then nails Brickston with another Rock punch to the temple!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is tired, but as long as he is breathing, he will fight!

JESSE
That is from ‘The Big Book of Clichés‘, page 473, ladies and gentlemen.

Tha Puerto Rican continues with The Rock-style punches to the temple, leading to Brickston needing to rest on a turnbuckle. That doesn’t do him any good, as PRL continues walloping him in the turnbuckle corner!

JESSE
I think this would be a good time to get out of there, Brickston! Take a powder!

PRL grabs Brickston, and whips him into the opposite turnbuckle--Brickston reverses, PRL hits the turnbuckle back-first HARD! Brickston charges forward, right into a back elbow from Tha Puerto Rican! Brickston collapses onto the mat, so Tha Puerto Rican quickly rushes over and covers him!

ONE! TWO! THR--KICK OUT!!!

THA PUERTO RICAN
DAMNIT!

PRL picks up Brickston and punches him in the face several times. He then bounces off of the ropes, ducks Brickston’s clothesline attempt, bounces off of the opposite ropes, right into a Big Boot from Brickston! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican, hooking his right leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE--RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!!!

COLE
ALMOST! ALMOST for Brickston!

JESSE
I thought he had him!

COLE
So did everyone else! But Brickston still has the lead, so he can take solace in that!

Both Brickston and PRL lie on the mat. A small cut appears over Tha Puerto Rican’s right eye. Earl Hebner checks on both men. Vitamin X slaps the mat to get his guy back into the match. Brickston and Tha Puerto Rican start to get up, albeit slower this time. Brickston is up first, and he starts punching PRL in the cut above the right eye. Vitamin X roots him on, the only one doing so. Brickston punches Tha Puerto Rican. Tha Puerto Rican punches Brickston! Brickston punches Tha Puerto Rican! Tha Puerto Rican punches Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican punches Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican punches Brickston! Tha Puerto Rican grabs Brickston by his head and left hand, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes--NO!--Brickston reverses--NO!--Tha Puerto Rican reverses and holds on, hooking Brickston up for the LATIN SLAM~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

COLE
Latin Slam! Latin Slam on the 6’6” 215 pounder!

JESSE
No way!

The crowd explodes with cheers! Tha Puerto Rican has a smile on his face as he quickly rushes over and covers Brickston, hooking his right leg. Vitamin X freaks out again on the outside! Earl Hebner counts, along with the crowd and PRL himself!

1!

2!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (37:28)

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
We are now tied!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 4
Tha Puerto Rican: 4
Time remaining: 22:40
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COLE
Tha Puerto Rican has finally managed to tie it up! That means he can either go for Sudden Death or go for broke and try to win this thing!

JESSE
Tha Puerto Rican’s pride and ego will make him want to go for it all in the regulation time period. And THAT right there will be the END of Tha Puerto Rican’s OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign! And you can bank on that!

COLE
Speaking of banks, Krista Isadora Duncan won the Money In The Bank Tournament earlier tonight. Do you think that she’s watching this match?

JESSE
Since when does she give a damn about professional wrestling matches other than her own, her girlfriend‘s, or her daughter’s? You think that she would want to watch an hour long professional wrestling match between two MEN!?

COLE
…Good point.

Tha Puerto Rican stops covering Brickston, and starts punching him in the face! With blood starting to drip down his right eye, PR continues hammering away at Brickston while the crowd cheers loudly.

COLE
PRL can feel the momentum shifting! He can either go for the finish in the next 20 minutes, or go for it in Sudden Death. Either way, he feels like he is in control!

JESSE
Where does he get the power to continue from!?

COLE
From the fans! From his Lightning Bolts! They are his motivation now!

JESSE
But why?

COLE
Because Tha Puerto Rican now respects the fans.

JESSE
But…why?

COLE
Nevermind.

Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future, as this match reaches the 38:00 mark. PR picks Brickston up, and then grabs him by his right hand to whip him into the opposite ropes--Brickston reverses--PRL bounces off of the ropes--Vitamin X trips him up!

COLE
Now come on!

PRL turns around and lays the bad mouth on Vitamin X, who feigns innocence despite having a smirk on his face. PRL yells at his former ally and Second-In-Command, lunging after him. Vitamin X slowly backs away from the ring, while PRL continues yelling at him.

COLE
What was that all about?

Tha Puerto Rican runs his mouth some more at Vitamin X, laying the verbal smackdown on him, his face turning red. This turns out to be just what Brickston needed for a distraction, as Brickston grabs Tha Puerto Rican by his tights from behind and rolls him up, holding onto the tights.

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! He’s got the tights!

1!

2!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (38:22)

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
Oh! And Brickston steals a fall!

JESSE
YES! Fantastic cheating by Brickston there!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 5
Tha Puerto Rican: 4
Time remaining: 21:40
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COLE
And just like that, Brickston is back in the lead!

JESSE
Where he will remain for the rest of this match!

COLE
And to think, he was fighting clean up until that last fall! Such ashamed he had to resort to dirty tactics to get that last fall!

JESSE
Hey, this is THE BIGGEST MATCH of Brickston’s career! He is doing EVERYTHING that he can think of to win this match! And remember, win if you can, lose if you must, but always CHEAT! I STILL stand by that motto!

COLE
I still like you better than Coach!

Brickston stands up, and boots Tha Puerto Rican in the face! With 20:40 to go, Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up. Suddenly, Tha Puerto Rican springs to life and nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple! Followed by another one! And another one! Then another one! PRL then grabs Brickston and whips him into the ropes--Brickston reverses, PR bounces off of the ropes…into a Sleeperhold from Brickston! However, Tha Puerto Rican quickly escapes, wraps his arms around Brickston, and gives him a Belly-To-Belly Suplex onto the mat! PRL and Brickston both lie on the mat, fatigued.

COLE
The Belly-To-Belly Suplex took all of the energy out of Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
And Brickston too! He’s out cold also!

Earl Hebner starts his 10 count. PRL is coughing. Brickston’s eyes are glazed over.

[b]20:00[/b]

Ed Wood Caulfield · September 8, 2008

Here it is, at last, the finish!

“2!”

“3!”

“4!”

“5!”

Tha Puerto Rican slowly pulls himself over to where Brickston is lying. Vitamin X is frantically yelling for Brickston to “WAKE UP, MAN! WAKE UP!” PRL continues crawling over to where Brickston is lying.

“6!”

“7!”

“8!”

“9!”

Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston! Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

2 ½
RIGHT SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CROWD
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

COLE
Not 3! Not 3! But it was close! A long, long 2 count!

JESSE
That not only takes it physically out of Tha Puerto Rican, it takes it out of him emotionally. He knows he needs it, he came THAT close to getting it, and then it was SNATCHED away from him.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican’s dream came true at AngleMania VII! Will that dream turn into a nightmare tonight? Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston have been fighting in the match of their lives for 40 minutes, and we STILL got 20 more minutes to go in this contest!

Tha Puerto Rican and Brickston slowly get up. VERY slowly. Both guys are out of breath, but PR sucks in wind and then nails Brickston with a punch! Followed by another one. Then two more! Puerto grabs Brickston’s left hand, and then whips him into the ropes, but Brickston reverses, and it is PRL who bounces off of the ropes, Brickston goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks the clothesline, stops in his tracks, waits for Brickston to turn around, kicks him in the gut when he does, grabs him, and then cradles him up…giving Brickston a Cradle DDT to a loud pop from the crowd!

VITAMIN X
NO!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican hitting Brickston with the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad!

JESSE
It’s definitely an impressive looking Cradle DDT, that’s for sure!

Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner makes the count. The crowd counts along. Vitamin X looks on, worried.

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (40:33)

“YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican ties it up again!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 5
Tha Puerto Rican: 5
Time remaining: 19:17
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican manages to tie things up with 19:16 remaining!

JESSE
He’s going to try and take the lead! I just know that he will!

Tha Puerto Rican rolls off of Brickston onto his back on the mat. Brickston is in pain from the Esto Daño De La Cogida De La Voluntad. Vitamin X is running his hands through his hair, thereby messing it up. The crowd is still hot following the latest pinfall.

COLE
The seconds continue ticking away as we get closer and closer to the finish!

JESSE
Tha Puerto Rican might try to play it cool, so that the next fall is the LAST fall for him, but I doubt he will do that! He wants to go all gangbusters on Brickston because of their past and because this is AngleSlam at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas! Bah! He doesn’t know any better!

PRL rolls to his side. He then rolls to his stomach.

VITAMIN X
COME ON! COME ON! GET UP! GET UP!

PRL glances over at Vitamin X. VX quickly backs away from Tha Puerto Rican.

JESSE
What a bully Tha Puerto Rican is! The man just wanted to offer words of encouragement for his client.

COLE
Jess, Vitamin X helped Brickston pick up a fall earlier.

JESSE
No he didn’t. Vitamin X tripped PRL, and then Brickston rolled PRL up. They are not connected!

COLE
Oh come on, Jess!

JESSE
Hey, I tell it like it is, so you KNOW I’m right! You just won’t admit it!

COLE
Please.

PRL is on his hands and knees. With 18:55 remaining, Tha Puerto Rican rolls out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He drags Brickston out of the ring underneath the bottom ring rope also. PRL trash talks Brickston, who is out of it, while holding onto his hair on the outside. Vitamin X is only a few feet away from PRL and Brickston, but chooses to just watch what happens next.

COLE
Brickston and P.R. back on the outside!

JESSE
Careful, with 19 minutes left, ANYTHING can happen now!

Tha Puerto Rican drags Brickston by his hair over to a set of ring steps, where PRL proceeds to slam Brickston’s face onto the top ring step! Brickston collapses onto the protective mats on the outside! PRL uses the top ring step to take a break and catch his breath. PRL then slowly walks over and picks up Brickston by his hair. PR drags Brickston over to Sofa Central.

COLE
They’re headed our way!

JESSE
Stay in your seat, Cole!

The timekeeper moves out of his seat, taking the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with him. Puerto shoves the timekeeper’s seat aside, and then lifts Brickston up, dropping him down, chin-first, onto the top of the timekeeper’s table!

COLE
Brickston’s head bounced off this wooden table!

Brickston rests on the barricade. PRL grabs the water bottle that was sitting on top of the timekeeper’s table, takes off the cap, takes a giant gulp…and then SPITS THE WATER BACK OUT IN BRICKSTON’S FACE~!!!

JESSE
What a sign of disrespect from our World Champion! He should be ashamed of himself!

The crowd responds with cheers. PRL throws the bottled water aside, and then punches Brickston in the face several times. He then slams Brickston’s face onto the top of the timekeeper’s table…but Brickston doesn’t budge! Brickston instead elbows P.R. in the gut, grabs his head, and then slams *P.R.’s* face onto the top of the timekeeper’s table!

JESSE
I think that all that water must have woken him up, Cole!

COLE
It might have Jess, with less than 20 minutes to go in this Iron Man Match, Brickston can’t afford to lose any more falls!

Brickston takes a moment to catch his breath, and then staggers towards his weapon of choice: the timekeeper’s chair. Brickston grabs the steel chair, rests on the ring apron, and then lifts the steel chair over his head--Earl Hebner snatches the steel chair away from Brickston!

JESSE
Now why did he do that for!?

COLE
Because the referee wants a fair fight, Jess! What’s so hard to understand about that!?

JESSE
He’s interjecting himself into this match! Earl Hebner is not the star of this match! Brickston is! He’s trying to hog all of the spotlight!

COLE
Oh come on!

The referee throws the steel chair aside and reprimends Brickston for trying to use it. Brickston yells at the ref, while Vitamin X screams out, “WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!?”

JESSE
Yeah! You tell ‘im, X!

The crowd cheers loudly for the referee stopping the would-be chairshot. Brickston gets in the referee’s face about stopping the chairshot. He eventually goes back to the match. And just in time, as Tha Puerto Rican nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple on the outside! And another Rock punch! And a third Rock punch!

VITAMIN X
GET BACK ON THE BALL, BRICKSTON!

17:43 left to go in the Iron Man Match. PRL grabs Brickston by his hair, and then whips him into the ring steps right shoulder first so hard that the top ring steps fall onto the protective mats!

VITAMIN X
DAMNIT!

Brickston lies on the ground clutching his right shoulder in pain! The camera does a close-up of the pain on Brickston’s face! The crowd cheers!

COLE
We are tied with almost 15 minutes left in the 60-Minute Iron Man Match for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! And the next fall, if there IS a next fall, might decide the whole match and who leaves the Alamodome the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

PRL takes a moment to relax on the ring apron, and then walks over to where Brickston is slowly starting to get up. Vitamin X looks on worried. PRL is sucking wind as he walks over to where Brickston is crawling at ringside. Brickston falls on his face. He tries to beg off, but PRL is still walking slowly after him. The OAOAST Starbucks™ Double Shot Instant Replay shows Tha Puerto Rican whipping Brickston into the ring steps again from a different angle. PR grumbles angrily as he picks Brickston up, and walks with him around the ringside area while the crowd cheers loudly. 17:13 are left as Tha Puerto Rican whips Brickston into the barricade--Brickston reverses, and it is Tha Puerto Rican that hits the barricade back-first HARD! But just as quickly as PRL hits the barricade does he come back, rushing out of the barricade just as Brickston puts his head down to give Brickston a spinning neckbreaker onto the floor! Both Brickston and PRL lie on the ground, sweating and breathing hard. Earl Hebner checks on both men.

COLE
17 minutes to go! Tied at 5! Referee Earl Hebner starting his 10 count again!

PRL sits up first as Brickston is on his hands and knees. Tha Puerto Rican is the first to get to a vertical base.

EARL HEBNER
GET BACK IN THE RING RIGHT NOW!

THA PUERTO RICAN
I know! Shut up!

PRL throws Brickston back into the ring. He looks at the clock and sees that he’s still got 16:35 to break the tie if he so wishes. PR slides into the ring underneath the bottom ring rope. He stands up and picks Brickston up. After punching him in the face several times, Tha Puerto Rican whips Brickston into the ropes--Brickston reverses, PRL bounces off of the ropes, PRL rushes forward, Brickston grabs Puerto Rican, and then slams him back down HARD onto the mat! Bossman Slam!

COLE
Bossman Slam! Bossman Slam from Brickston!

VITAMIN X
YEAH!

Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican, hooking his right leg. He has an evil smile on his face as Earl Hebner makes the count, with Vitamin X mouthing along. The crowd boos.

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (43:39)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
And Brickston breaks the tie!

JESSE
That doesn’t surprise me at all, Michael Cole!

Brickston sits on his knees and laughs manically as he stares down at Tha Puerto Rican! Vitamin X applauds Brickston, pumping his fists into the air and shouting “YES! WOOO! YES!” Tha Puerto Rican is knocked out following the Bossman Slam!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 6
Tha Puerto Rican: 5
Time remaining: 16:03
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
With just 16 minutes left, and Brickston has taken the lead!

JESSE
He’s doing it, Cole! He’s really doing it! Brickston is gonna win some gold here tonight!

Having a surge of adrenaline following that last fall, Brickston stands up, an evil smile on his face, and grabs P.R. by his right hand, dragging him towards the ropes. Vitamin X looks on confused.

COLE
Uh…where’s he going?

JESSE
I have no clue. Your guess is as good as mine.

Brickston makes sure PRL is near the ropes…and then covers him again, this time putting his feet on the top ring rope! Earl Hebner doesn’t see this, despite the crowd trying to let him know of this illegal tactic, and makes the count. Vitamin X looks on anxious.

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! What--what the--what the hell!?

JESSE
Brilliant!

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (44:06)

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
No! Brickston furthers his lead by two!

JESSE
Smart wrestling! Taking advantage of a downed and out wrestler!

COLE
Yeah, by putting his feet on the ropes!

JESSE
I didn’t say he WASN’T cheating, Cole!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 7
Tha Puerto Rican: 5
Time remaining: 15:42
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
So in less than a minute, Brickston has managed to pick up TWO falls to extend his lead as we head into the final 15 minutes of this match-up!

JESSE
I know! Isn’t it fabulous!? We WILL see something special happen here tonight at AngleSlam 2008 after all, Cole!

COLE
Is time running out on Tha Puerto Rican’s OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign!?

Brickston takes a deep breath as he gets off of Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X is applauding like mad on the outside. A “P.R.!” chant starts up from the crowd. Brickston looks up at the clock and sees that there are now exactly 15 minutes left in the match.

COLE
15 minutes left! ¾ of a way home in this match-up!

Brickston slowly stands up, a sinister smile on his face, and starts stomping on PRL! He takes a moment to catch his breath, slowing down now that he has a 2 fall lead. Brickston picks PRL up by his left hand, takes him to the ropes, and then delivers an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. Tha Puerto Rican bounces off of the ropes, right into a Sleeperhold from Brickston!

COLE
A Sleeperhold! Brickston with a Sleeperhold, trying to stretch his lead out further!

JESSE
Brickston is going for the nail in the coffin, Cole!

Arms limp, PRL is trapped in the Sleeperhold with no signs of moving. Earl Hebner checks on Puerto. Brickston grins as he cinches the hold tight.

VITAMIN X
THAT’S IT! SQUEEZE! SQUEEZE THE AIR OUT OF HIM!

COLE
Vitamin X instructing Brickston to go in for the kill!

JESSE
He has to, Cole! We are less than 15 minutes from the end of this match! If there is any time to put this thing away, it’s now!

Vitamin X looks at the clock and sees that 14:29 is left. PRL, while still on his feet, barely has the strength to lift his right arm into the air.

JESSE
Think of how proud Vitamin X is! Only 14:25 away from managing his first ever OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

COLE
It’s not over yet! Tha Puerto Rican trying to fight back, down by 2, with less than 15 minutes remaining!

JESSE
Look at him! He’s out! It’s over!

COLE
Never say never with Tha Puerto Rican, Jess! His back has been against the wall before, and he’s pulled through!

JESSE
But he has never fought Brickston in an Iron Man Match before, Cole! I think this time, Tha Puerto Rican might be WAY WAY WAY over his head!

Tha Puerto Rican’s eyes are only half-opened. Brickston sneers as he continues applying the Sleeperhold on Puerto Rican. Earl Hebner checks on PRL again as the crowd cheers louder and louder for their Champ. PRL falls to his right knee, and then quickly falls to both knees, still locked in the Sleeperhold. PR then falls onto the mat! The crowd cheers louder than before. PRL weakly outstretches his left arm into the air. Blood is still dripping down Tha Puerto Rican’s right eye. Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air.

It falls.

“ONE!”

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is barely moving!

JESSE
He’s finished, Cole! Done! Finito! Kaput!

Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican again. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air again.

It falls.

“TWO!”

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

JESSE
It is over!

COLE
The Bossman Slam has taken what’s left of Tha Puerto Rican’s energy out of him!

Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican one more time. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air for the third time.

It falls--NO! IT STAYS UP IN THE AIR!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

JESSE
Ah nuts.

Tha Puerto Rican makes a fist with his left hand and starts shaking it! Brickston can’t believe that PRL is still in the match! Neither can Vitamin X! PRL grabs at Brickston’s head and then sits up, his teeth clenched and his fists shaking! P.R. gets to his right knee! He then gets to a vertical base, still trapped in the Sleeperhold! P.R. punches Brickston in the stomach! He then does it again! And a third time, finally escaping the Sleeperhold! He then nails Brickston with Rock-style punches to the temple, dazing the big man!

VITAMIN X
BLOCK! BLOCK!

COLE
That’s gotta be nothing but adrenaline getting the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion back into it! Guts! Adrenaline! Those left hands not as effective as they once were!

PRL taunts Brickston, and then rushes backwards towards the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward RIGHT INTO ANOTHER SLEEPERHOLD FROM BRICKSTON!

VITAMIN X
YES!

COLE
Brickston fires back with another Sleeperhold on PRL!

JESSE
He got him again!

PRL flails his arms around, but then falls to his righrt knee, and then immediately falls to the mat! Brickston still has the Sleeperhold applied on Tha Puerto Rican on the mat! PRL’s eyes are closed shut! Brickston cinches the hold tight as the crowd roots PRL on. Vitamin X slaps the mat, rooting his client on.

JESSE
If Brickston could actually get piggybacked, if he could put all of his weight on Tha Puerto Rican, plus cutting off all of the--the blood supply AND the oxygen supply to Tha Puerto Rican’s head, it would all be over!

COLE
13 minutes left in this match-up!

PRL is not moving, trapped in the Sleeperhold, blood dripping down his right eye. Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. PRL’s eyes are glazed over.

BRICKSTON
This is it!

COLE
PRL’s eyes almost rolling back in his head!

JESSE
So, he’s ripping off The Undertaker now?

COLE
Will you stop!?

Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican as the crowd has quieted down. Brickston has an evil grin on his face. Vitamin X nods, an evil smile on his face. Earl Hebner raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air.

It falls.

“ONE!”

COLE
PRL, his arms are not moving! His hands are not moving!

JESSE
He’s done for, Cole!

Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican again. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air a second time.

It falls.

“TWO!”

COLE
He doesn’t know where he is!

Brickston smiles evilly, feeling that the end is near for Tha Puerto Rican and his OAOAST Championship reign.

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

JESSE
Brickston is in complete control right now! Just look at the picture in front of you!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican is out of it! He can’t even move!

Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. The referee raises Tha Puerto Rican’s left arm into the air once more.

It falls.

“THREE! THAT’S IT!”

*BZZZZZZZZZT* (47:25)

COLE
And so Brickston takes a commanding THREE FALL lead with 12:30 left in this 60-Minute Iron Man Match!

JESSE
BRICKSTON’S GONNA DO IT! HE’S GONNA BECOME WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT AT ANGLESLAM!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 8
Tha Puerto Rican: 5
Time remaining: 12:25
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COLE
Tha Puerto Rican has an even BIGGER challenge in front of him! Less than 15 minutes to go, and down by 3!

JESSE
Brickston is just 12:14 away from becoming OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! I just know it!

Brickston still has the Sleeperhold applied!

JESSE
Brickston going for a FOUR fall lead!

EARL HEBNER
COME ON NOW! LET GO! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Brickston lets go of the Sleeperhold! He glances at the referee with an evil smile on his face. Vitamin X also has an evil smile on his face.

COLE
Brickston’s not bothered! He’s not worried! He KNOWS that he’s got a 3 fall lead over Tha Puerto Rican with almost 10 minutes to go in this match-up! He’s not worried at this stage of the game!

JESSE
As well he shouldn’t be! He can coast by for the next 12 minutes! It’s PR who’s got to be worried now!

COLE
You can feel the pressure grow as every second ticks by! Closer and closer to the end of this Iron Man and the possible crowning of a NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion!

JESSE
It’s DEFINITELY going to happen, Michael Cole! It’s just a matter of time!

Brickston looks over at Vitamin X, who gives him a thumbs up. Brickston nods his head. He gets on his knees and starts pummeling Tha Puerto Rican’s face with rights! Brickston gets some of Tha Puerto Rican’s blood on his knuckles, but he seems to enjoy having the blood of Tha Puerto Rican on his hand! Brickston taunts PRL as he pummels him!

COLE
We are at exactly 12 minutes to go in this Iron Man Match with Brickston showing little sign of letting up, even with a 3 fall lead!

JESSE
He’s not gonna stop till the end, Michael Cole! And that’s the way it should be!

COLE
But you just said that he can coast by for the next 12 minutes!

JESSE
No I didn’t.

Brickston looks at the clock and sees that there is 11:24 left. So, Brickston continues punching PRL in the face! Brickston stops, stands up, and poses, drawing boos. Vitamin X is the only person applauding him!

COLE
Look at Brickston! So arrogant!

JESSE
He has a right to be! HE’S the one with the lead now, Cole!

Vitamin X points to his client and says, “YEAH!” Brickston points to himself and says, “THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS RIGHT HERE, BABY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” He sneers at the crowd. Brickston spits in the general direction of the fans, and then goes back to sneering at the fans. Brickston goes back to Tha Puerto Rican. Brickston goes to pick Tha Puerto Rican up--

THA PUERTO RICAN SURPRISES BRICKSTON WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE~!!!

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (49:24)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

Brickston sits up stunned! Vitamin X is also stunned by this! Tha Puerto Rican goes back to lying on the mat in pain! The crowd cheers loudly!

JESSE
He weasled him in, Cole! Tha Puerto Rican weaseled Brickston in!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican shocked Brickston with that inside cradle! He has managed to score a fall with almost 10 minutes to go!

JESSE
He goldbricked him, Cole! He played the weasel and Brickston fell for it!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

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Score
Brickston: 8
Tha Puerto Rican: 6
Time remaining: 10:34
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COLE
Tha Puerto Rican manages to score a very important fall! He is now down by two!

JESSE
Time is of the essence!

Brickston is now PISSED OFF~! Seeing Tha Puerto Rican lying on the mat, Brickston quickly covers the P.R. Menace!

COLE
Brickston trying to extend the lead by three again!

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEFT SHOULDER UP!!!

VITAMIN X
DAMNIT!

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican got the shoulders up! Somehow, someway, the OAOAST Champion got his left shoulder off of the canvas at the 10 minute mark!

Brickston sits on his knees, disappointed. He takes a moment to charge up his stamina meter as it is on empty. PRL is still lying on the mat, breathing hard. The camera does a close-up of the scoreboard as the clock continues ticking away.

[i]10:05, 10:04, 10:03, 10:02, 10:01[/i]

[b]10:00[/b]

10 minutes are left on the clock as Brickston exits the ring and climbs the top rope.

COLE
Brickston’s going to the top!?

JESSE
He’s desperate to keep his lead, Michael Cole! You gotta do what you gotta do to win!

Brickston is hunched over on the top rope. Tha Puerto Rican is slowly getting up when he sees Brickston on the top rope. So, PRL rushes over and bounces off of the ropes, causing Brickston to lose his balance and crotch himself on the top rope!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

JESSE
I see PRL is resorting to his old ways again!

COLE
You gotta do what you gotta do to win!

JESSE
Shut up.

COLE
Yes sir.

Brickston screams out in pain! The crowd cheers loudly. Vitamin X holds his own crotch as perhaps a form of sympathy pain for Brickston. Tha Puerto Rican lets out a mighty roar, mocking Brickston! PRL chuckles. PRL then nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple while Brickston is crotched on the top rope!

JESSE
Be defensive!

Tha Puerto Rican nails Brickston with several more Rock punches as Brickston remains crotched on the top turnbuckle! 9:34 is shown on the clock as PRL climbs the top rope himself. PRL looks at the crowd. He then grabs Brickston, jumps up, wraps his legs around Brickston’s head, and then brings him down to the mat with a Frankensteiner!

COLE
Frankensteiner! Frankensteiner on Brickston!

Tha Puerto Rican stops to take a deep breath. He then starts pummeling Brickston with lefts on the mat!

JESSE
He’s gotta hurry up and get the pin! None of this will matter in the long run if Tha Puerto Rican is unable to take the lead over Brickston with less than 10 minutes left to go!

COLE
You’re right about that, Jess! Tha Puerto Rican MUST MUST score TWO more falls if he can even hope to go to Sudden Death with Brickston!

PRL stops pummeling Brickston to look at the clock. He sees that there is 9:00 left in the match. PRL picks Brickston up. He taunts him while doing so. Puerto Rican then backs Brickston into the ropes, punches him, then grabs Brickston’s left hand and whips him into the opposite ropes. Brickston reverses. PRL bounces off of the ropes. Brickston goes for a clothesline, PRL ducks the clothesline, stops in his tracks, turns around, waits for Brickston to turn around.

KICK

WHAM

STUNNER~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

COLE
Cappa Killa! Cappa Killa on Brickston!

JESSE
No!

The crowd explodes with cheers! Tha Puerto Rican quickly runs over and covers Brickston, hooking his right leg! Vitamin X is shaking his head! Earl Hebner counts, as does the crowd!

ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (51:24)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican picks up ANOTHER victory!

JESSE
How does he do it, Cole!?

P.R. pumps his fists in victory. He mouths off to Brickston as Vitamin X stands there shocked.

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

The crowd cheers loudly!

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Score
Brickston: 8
Tha Puerto Rican: 7
Time remaining: 8:29
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COLE
With 8:29 left, Tha Puerto Rican comes within one!

JESSE
Brickston still has got the lead and that’s all that matters!

COLE
Yeah, but for how much longer?

JESSE
Until the match ends! Duh!

COLE
Time keeps ticking away, with Tha Puerto Rican gaining the momentum more and more as each second passes! It is nut cutting time at 8:25!

JESSE
‘Nut cutting time‘!?

Tha Puerto Rican stands up. He sees that there is 8:19 left on the clock. Brickston is starting to get up. PRL glances over at him. Brickston goes to his side. He then gets on his hands and knees. Brickston crawls around the ring. PRL sees this and goes over to grab Brickston by his right hand. He then spins around, putting Brickston in a La Magistral Cradle!

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (52:02)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
And Tha Puerto Rican ties it up! I don’t believe it!

Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat with a sly smile on his face. Brickston is still a bit groggy. Vitamin X is almost having a panic attack on the outside while the crowd cheers loudly.

COLE
With 8 minutes to go, Tha Puerto Rican has managed to tie it up! It’s anybody’s game!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 8
Tha Puerto Rican: 8
Time remaining: 7:55
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The crowd cheers loudly!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican has been miraculously able to get THREE falls within a TEN minute span! Unbelieveable!

JESSE
Brickston will come back! He will find a way!

COLE
We are tied at 8 with 8 minutes left! How about that?

Tha Puerto Rican sits up. He wipes the sweat off of his forehead, and then stands up. The Latin Lion picks Brickston up. He whips Brickston into the ropes, and follows that up with a back elbow that staggers Brickston! Puerto Rican then grabs Brickston and measures him up. He then nails Brickston with a Rock-style punch to the temple! He follows that up with another Rock punch. Brickston stumbles into the ropes. Seeing this, Tha Puerto Rican walks back a few steps and then charges forward building speed. Tha Puerto Rican clotheslines Brickston over the top rope and onto the floor! PRL rests his head on the top ring rope.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican’s dream is in danger of ending, and I think that is his sole motivation at this juncture!

JESSE
It just might be, but Brickston is going to end his dream tonight anyway!

PRL takes a deep breath, and then exits the ring. P.R. rests on the outside. He then picks Brickston up as 7:05 remains in the Iron Man Match. PRL drags Brickston over to the spot where Brickston crash into the ring steps. The top ring steps are gone now, so PRL slams Brickston’s face onto the bottom ring steps!

THA PUERTO RICAN
Jabroni.

PRL then grabs Brickston and drags him over to the other side of the ring. Once there, P.R. knees Brickston in the gut! 6:53 are left as Tha Puerto Rican knees Brickston in the stomach again! PRL taunts Brickston, and then pulls his legs out from right under him! The back of Brickston’s head hits the protective mats HARD!

JESSE
Uh-oh.

PRL lifts Brickston up by his knee pads, grabs ahold of his legs…

THA PUERTO RICAN
YOUR ASS IS MINE!

…and then CATAPULTS Brickston right into a ring post!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican catapulted Brickston FACE-FIRST into the ring post!

JESSE
He ruined Brickston’s matinee idol looks!

COLE
Don’t make me laugh!

Brickston is now groggy. He grabs onto the ring post, but then falls to his knees, before just collapsing onto the floor!

COLE
Steel meets skull, and steel wins at 6 and a half minutes left!

Tha Puerto Rican gets onto his right knee and rests near Sofa Central. He then stands up, still a bit fatigued. Earl Hebner checks on Brickston while Vitamin X only stands back and watches, concerned for his client.

THA PUERTO RICAN
I’ve got him.

Brickston is on his knees on the outside. He uses the ring apron to pull himself back up to his feet. PRL slowly walks towards where Brickston is kneeling down. P.R. picks Brickston up. He whips Brickston into the nearest set of ring steps--NO!--Brickston reverses, and it is Tha Puerto Rican who hits the ring steps right-shoulder first, HARD! PR hit the ring steps so HARD that the top ring steps fell off! PRL lies on the floor, holding his right shoulder in pain!

COLE
And Brickston strikes back!

JESSE
Like he always does! Everything Tha Puerto Rican has, Brickston has a counter for! It’s what happens when you face your former teacher!

COLE
But will the student beat the teacher to become World Heavyweight Champion here tonight?

JESSE
It looks more and more that way each second that passes, Michael Cole!

PRL continues holding his right shoulder in pain. 6:06 is shown on the clock. Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. PRL swats him away. 6:00 are left in the match as Brickston walks over and picks Tha Puerto Rican up. He then throws Tha Puerto Rican back into the ring. Brickston hops onto the ring apron, and then enters the ring himself.

COLE
We are under 6 minutes, UNDER SIX MINUTES, with the score tied 8-8!

Brickston takes a deep breath. He then walks over and stomps on Tha Puerto Rican! Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up and punches him in the face several times.

COLE
Brickston trying to take the lead with under 6 minutes left in the Iron Man Match!

Brickston grabs P.R. by his left hand, and then gives him an Irish whip into the opposite ropes. P.R. bounces off fo the ropes, right into a MASSIVE clothesline from Brickston that causes Tha Puerto Rican to do a 360-degree spin before falling onto the mat! The crowd groans!

COLE
Oh my! What a clothesline! Talk about a Clothesline From Hell!

JESSE
THAT is how you do a clothesline! JBL ain’t got NOTHING on Brickston!

Brickston makes the cover! Earl Hebner counts. Vitamin X counts along.

1...

2...

2 ½

2.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (54:24)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
And Brickston takes back the lead!

JESSE
Like that’s surprising!?

Brickston nods his head, an evil smile on his face. He is on his knees, breathing hard, while Vitamin X applauds Brickston from the outside. The crowd boos loudly. Tha Puerto Rican holds his face in pain.

COLE
Brickston with a crucial pinfall in the final minutes of the match!

JESSE
It’s just a matter of time, Cole!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 9
Tha Puerto Rican: 8
Time remaining: 5:32
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COLE
Brickston takes back the lead with almost 5 minutes left to go in this Iron Man Match! He leads now 9-8!

JESSE
He is on the cusp of his first ever World Championship reign, Michael Cole! I can feel it! Can you?

COLE
Well--

JESSE
Of course you can’t, because you never believed in him!

COLE
I--

JESSE
SAVE IT, MICHAEL! It’s too late to go back now! Too late to apologize! It’s too late!

Brickston asks Vitamin X what he should do now. X says to keep on attacking P.R. Brickston nods his head and gives his manager a cheesy thumbs up. VX responds with a cheesy thumbs up of his own. Brickston starts choking PRL! Earl Hebner orders Brickston to let go at the count of 5. He lets go at 4. Brickston grins evilly at the referee, as does Vitamin X. Brickston chuckles at PRL in pain. He picks PRL up. He then walks behind PRL. Brickston charges forward, jumps up, and gives PRL the Throwback!

COLE
The Throwback on PRL! An impressive move from a man Brickston’s size, able to leap OVER Tha Puerto Rican like that!

JESSE
He does all that and MORE, Cole!

Brickston looks at the clock and sees that there is 5:12 left on the clock. Brickston picks Tha Puerto Rican up…and gets punched in the stomach! He gets punched in the stomach again! And again! And again! And again! PRL gives him an European Uppercut with 5:05 remaining on the clock. He then punches Brickston in the face several times!

[b]5:00[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican scoops Brickston up, and slams him down onto the mat! This causes the crowd to cheer loudly, since they know what is coming up next.

COLE
Uh-oh! He could be going for it! We are getting closer and closer to the end, and PRL is going to go high risk now!

JESSE
Oh no.

Tha Puerto Rican taunts Brickston and Vitamin X, and then exits the ring. P.R. climbs the top rope.

COLE
PRL going with what brought him to the dance! His incredible high-flying abilities!

Tha Puerto Rican removes his left elbow pad and then throws it into the crowd. P.R. is hunched over on the top rope. He then stands up tall on the top turnbuckle. PRL looks down at Brickston, looks at Vitamin X, and then looks at the crowd. He nods with a smile on his face…and then leaps off of the top rope, doing the “Up yours!” hand gesture in mid-air, and then drives his left elbow into Brickston’s body to the delight of the crowd!

COLE
And he hits it! The People’s Elbow Drop on Brickston!

Tha Puerto Rican pumps his fists in a premature victory celebration, and then covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts, with the crowd counting along and PRL nodding his head with each slap to the mat. Vitamin X shakes his head.

COLE
Could this tie it up?

1!

2!

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (55:54)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
And it does!

“YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Tha Puerto Rican pumps his fists again! Vitamin X slaps the mat in frustration.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican somehow, someway pulls out a fall with under 5 minutes left in this match! His OAOAST World Heavyweight Title hanging in the balance!

JESSE
I cannot explain how he is able to do this! I really can’t!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

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Score
Brickston: 9
Tha Puerto Rican: 9
Time remaining: 4:04
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
We are tied at 9 a piece and it is looking more and more likely that we are heading into Sudden Death!

JESSE
4 minutes left! COME ON BRICKSTON! BREAK THE TIE! NOW! NOT LATER! NOW!

Gitty over tying, PRL stands up and taunts Brickston!

[b]4:00[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican kicks Brickston with his shaky leg kicks. Suddenly, Vitamin X gets onto the ring apron. Earl Hebner orders VX to get off of the ring apron. As The X-Man and The Ref Man (Groan) are arguing, Brickston hits Tha Puerto Rican squared in the crotch!

“OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! Brickston is cheating behind the ref’s back!

JESSE
You act so shocked by this!

PRL grabs his crotch and hobbles in pain in the ring. Brickston is on his knees, but he stands up to watch PRL hobble around the ring holding his junk. Meanwhile, Vitamin X hops off of the ring apron with the referee none the wiser.

JESSE
Grade A cheating from Brickston and Vitamin X with four minutes left in the match!

Brickston grabs PRL and rolls him up in an inside cradle! Earl Hebner counts along with Vitamin X!

ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (56:27)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

Brickston screams out in joy! As does Vitamin X! PRL is still holding his special area in pain. Vitamin X holds up three fingers to symbolize that there are a little over 3 minutes left in the match.

COLE
And Brickston once again takes control of the match with just under 4 minutes to go in the Iron Man Match!

JESSE
I told you that he was going to do it! That he was going to win! But did you believe me!? Nooooooooooooooooo! Well now you, and everybody else, better learn to love the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion Brickston, because that is exactly what you are going to get in just under 4 minutes!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 10
Tha Puerto Rican: 9
Time remaining: 3:33
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
3:33 left in the Iron Man Match with Brickston leading by one!

JESSE
It’s all over, Cole! How will PRL be able to come back with less than 4 minutes left! He can’t!

COLE
He’s been fighting for over 50 minutes, Jesse! I don’t expect him to stop now!

JESSE
I do. He’s tired. He’ll give up. It’s what he always does.

Brickston punches PRL in the face several times. He then picks Puerto Rican up. Brickston continues punching Tha Puerto Rican in the face, taking him into the ropes. Brickston then grabs Puerto Rican by his right hand, and then gives him an Irish whip into the ropes. Tha Puerto Rican bounces off of the ropes. Brickston goes for another MASSIVE clothesline. Tha Puerto Rican ducks the MASSIVE clothesline, rushes forward, bounces off of the ropes, rushes forward, ducks another attempt at the MASSIVE clothesline from Brickston, rushes towards the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, ducks yet another MASSIVE clothesline attempt from Brickston, rushes forward, bounces off of the ropes, charges forward, and nails Brickston with a flying forearm which knocks Brickston down to the mat!

Tha Puerto Rican KIPS UP~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Tha Puerto Rican bounces up and down, getting the crowd fired up! Vitamin X is dreading what’s going to happen next! Brickston lies on the mat, holding his face in pain.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican has got his second wind! He is feeling the energy now!

JESSE
Oh no!

Tha Puerto Rican heads to a turnbuckle corner. He points to Brickston…and then starts stomping his right foot ala Shawn Michaels. The crowd cheers loudly. PRL stomps his foot with the crowd clapping in unison. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican ‘tuning up the band’! Getting ready to deliver some Sweet Chin Music with less than 3 minutes remaining in this match!

[b]3:00[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican continues stomping his right foot. Brickston slowly gets to his side.

COLE
Can PRL tie it up!? Again!?

JESSE
No! No! No! He can’t!

Tha Puerto Rican motions for Brickston to get up! Brickston, sweating, breathing hard, and in pain, is on his side. He soon gets to his hands and knees.

COLE
2:50 left in this Iron Man Match, and yet PRL still has a lot of energy left in him!

Brickston takes a deep breath, and then gets to his right knee. He takes a few seconds to slowly rise up to a vertical base. The crowd is anxiously awaiting the Sweet Chin Music. Vitamin X is desperately trying to warn Brickston of what’s behind him! PRL has a smile on his face a mile wide as he continues stomping his right foot. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3.

COLE
2:45 left, PRL looking to tie it!

JESSE
LOOK OUT BRICKSTON! BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU!

Brickston slowly gets up. Brickston stands up straight. He takes a deep breath, wipes his forehead, and then turns around, tired, in pain, breathing hard, sweating, and groggy. Tha Puerto Rican sees this and charges forward. A hush silence falls over the crowd.

VITAMIN X
LOOK OUT!
Except for Vitamin X, who tries in vain to get Brickston to notice the Sweet Chin Music coming his way, but…

*KA-POW~!!!*

…it’s too late.

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
Sweet Chin Music! The Sweet Chin Music connects! Tha Puerto Rican is looking to tie it up right here!

JESSE
I don’t believe it!

Vitamin X is freaking out on the outside! Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his right leg. Earl Hebner counts, along with the crowd. PRL nods his head along with each slap to the mat. Brickston holds his jaw in pain.

1...

2...

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (57:38)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

The crowd cheers loudly! PRL mouths, “Yes.” Vitamin X freaks out on the outside.

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican ties it up, thereby making it 10 falls EACH for both men! I have NEVER seen that before in an Iron Man Match!

JESSE
Just another example of the One And Only AngleSault Thread doing things you ain’t never seen before!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 10
Tha Puerto Rican: 10
Time remaining: 2:19
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
2:19 to go in the Iron Man Match, and it is TIED at 10 a piece!

PRL quickly picks up Brickston. He punches him in the face several times. Brickston scratches PRL in the eyes! PRL stumbles. Brickston then grabs Puerto and gives him a vertical suplex! Brickston covers Tha Puerto Rican. Vitamin X holds onto Tha Puerto Rican’s legs while Earl Hebner makes the count!

COLE
Hey ref! Hey ref!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (57:57)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

The crowd boos loudly! Brickston screams! Vitamin X already starts celebrating on the outside!

COLE
Vitamin X helps Brickston take the lead again!

JESSE
It’s going to happen, Michael! Brickston is walking out of here the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

COLE
If he can hold on for the next 2 minutes, he will!

JESSE
He wil! I can feel it!

PRL sits up, PISSED OFF!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…BRICKKKKKSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 11
Tha Puerto Rican: 10
Time remaining: 2:03
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
Brickston is up by one as we head into the 2 minute warning!

[b]2:00[/b]

PRL stands up and sees Vitamin X already celebrating. So he power walks over to where Vitamin X is and grabs him by his head, lifting him up onto the ring apron! The crowd cheers loudly!

JESSE
P.R.! What are you doing!?

PRL yells at a terrified Vitamin X…and then punches him in the face, knocking him off of the ring apron and onto the floor! Vitamin X is kissing the protective mats!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican has taken Vitamin X out of the Iron Man Match!

JESSE
Why did he do that for!? He was just on the outside being a manager!

COLE
And interfering, like in that last fall!

JESSE
Oh, that was once in a while, not the whole match!

COLE
You’ve…got a point. But still…it’s the principle of the thing.

JESSE
Yeah, right. Hater.

PRL jaw jacks with the unconscious Vitamin X some more. He flips him off. Tha Puerto Rican then turns around…just in time to duck a clothesline (but not MASSIVE clothesline) attempt by Brickston. As a result, Brickston bounces off of the ropes. He charges forward…

…right into a SPINNNNNNNEEEEEEEEBUSTAH~!!! from Tha Puerto Rican!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

JESSE
AAH!

COLE
Spinebuster! Are we about to see it!? Are we about to tie this thing up again!?

PRL pops back up and jaw jacks Brickston. With Brickston lying in the center of the ring, Tha Puerto Rican sees no better time than now to…kick Brickston’s right arm onto his chest.

COLE
We are about to see it!

JESSE
Oh no!

Tha Puerto Rican removes his right elbow pad and then throws it into the crowd. P.R. then does some weird hand signals, and then bounces off of the ropes, leaps over Brickston, and then bounces off of the opposite ropes.

COLE
It is now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling: The Puerto Rico Elbow!

Tha Puerto Rican charges forward, stops, does a “muscular” pose, and then drops The Puerto Rico Elbow onto Brickston!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

COLE
That’s how he won the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! Is this how he will tie it up!? Again!?

Tha Puerto Rican covers Brickston, hooking his left leg. Earl Hebner counts, along with the crowd. Vitamin X is still knocked out on the outside.

1...

2...

2 ½

2.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (58:25)

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

COLE
We are tied! AGAIN!

JESSE
NO! BRICKSTON LET THE LEAD SLIP FROM HIM!

PRL sneers at Brickston as he gets off of him! PRL jaw jacks to him!

COLE
It’s tied up! It’s tied up!

JESSE
AW!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 11
Tha Puerto Rican: 11
Time remaining: 1:30
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

COLE
90 seconds remain in this Iron Man Match! And we are tied!

JESSE
Come on Brickston! Break the tie! You’ve still got 90 seconds left!

PRL stands up and beats on Brickston some more! He picks Brickston up and whips him into the ropes. He follows with a hurricarana that sends Brickston onto the mat! PRL hooks the legs! Earl Hebner counts.

1...

2...

KICK OUT!!!

JESSE
There’s still life in Brickston! He is still in this match! As long as he is breathing, he is in this match!

PRL slaps the mat in frustration! PRL looks at the clock and sees that there is 1:11 left in the match! PRL stands up. He throws a “Killa B” to his fans.

COLE
1 minute and 10 seconds is all that is left in this Iron Man Match!

Suddenly, Brickston surprises PRL by grabbing him and shoving him onto the mat! Brickston then stands up. He grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s right leg with his left hand, and then grabs Tha Puerto Rican’s right foot with his right hand. Brickston then begins twisting the ankle as Tha Puerto Rican cries out in pain!

COLE
Anklelock! Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican with 1:05 left to go in this Iron Man Match!

JESSE
PRL IS GOING TO TAP OUT! PRL IS GOING TO GIVE UP! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! I TOLD YA SO, MICHAEL COLE!

Tha Puerto Rican screams out in pain as the seconds tick away!

[i]1:04, 1:03, 1:02, 1:01[/i]

[b]1:00[/b]

Brickston still has the Anklelock applied on Tha Puerto Rican and he is refusing to let go! Earl Hebner asks Tha Puerto Rican if he gives up! Tha Puerto Rican shakes his head “NO!” Brickston has PRL trapped in the center of the ring! The crowd is going nuts!

:59

:58

:57

:56

:55

COLE
54 seconds remaining! If Tha Puerto Rican taps out, then I think there is no question that Brickston becomes OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion tonight at AngleSlam!

JESSE
HE WILL TAP, COLE! THA PUERTO RICAN IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE’LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP!

:54

:53

:52

:51

:50

JESSE
He won’t last the next 50 seconds! I just know he won’t!

Brickston still retains the Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican! PRL desperately tries to reach the ropes, but is unable to! PRL is pulling out his hair, gritting his teeth, doing anything he can to block out the pain!

COLE
The pain must be unbearable! If Tha Puerto Rican can survive the next 45 seconds than he can go to Sudden Death against Brickston!

JESSE
HE CAN’T LAST ANOTHER SECOND! HE’S DONE FOR!

:49

:48

:47

EARL HEBNER
DO YOU GIVE UP!?

THA PUERTO RICAN
NO!

:46

:45

BRICKSTON
QUIT!

:44

COLE
Is the dream over!? Does the dream continue!?

JESSE
NO! NO! NO! IT’S OVER!

:43

:42

Brickston twists the ankle as far as he can! PRL screams out in pain! PRL tries crawling to the ropes, but his efforts are in vain! Brickston has a tight grip on Tha Puerto Rican’s right ankle!

“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”
“P.R.!”

:41

:40

:39

:38

Tha Puerto Rican keeps trying to escape the Anklelock, but is unable to!

:37

:36

COLE
35 seconds, and PRL STILL hasn’t tapped out yet!

JESSE
HE WILL, COLE! HE WILL!

:35

:34

:33

Tha Puerto Rican crawls, but Brickston pulls him back into the center of the ring! PRL fights and fights and fights, but is unable to reach the ropes! Earl Hebner checks on him. Tha Puerto Rican refuses to quit and give Brickston the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship though!

:32

:31

:30

COLE
Brickston has Tha Puerto Rican caught in the dead center of the ring!

JESSE
HE’S GOT HIM! HE’S GOT HIM! AND HE WON’T LET GO UNTIL THA PUERTO RICAN QUITS OR HE HEARS THE SNAPPING OF HIS RIGHT ANKLE!

COLE
We may hear one of those two in 30 seconds, Jess!

The crowd is anxious. Hoping PRL will not tap out!

:29

:28

:27

:26

:25

Earl Hebner again asks PRL if he gives up! Tha Puerto Rican shakes his head. The camera does a close-up of Tha Puerto Rican’s face, writhing in pain! The camera does a close-up of Brickston, a look of RAGE~! on his face, absolutely determined to see PRL tap out in the next 25 seconds!

COLE
Brickston doesn’t want to wait until Sudden Death! He wants the win right here and right now!

JESSE
AND HE’S GONNA GET IT, COLE! HE WILL!

:24

:23

:22

JESSE
IT’S OVER!

:21

:20

COLE
20 seconds to go, and Tha Puerto Rican STILL hasn’t tapped out! He has been in that DEADLY Anklelock for over a minute now!

JESSE
HE’LL TAP OUT! HE WILL!

:19

:18

:17

:16

PRL continues shaking his head no! The crowd is going nuts! PRL screams out in pain!

:15

JESSE
15 SECONDS UNTIL THE END OF THA PUERTO RICAN’S WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN!

:14

:13

Tha Puerto Rican screams the loudest that he has ever screamed in his entire life!

:12

:11

COLE
Here we go! 10 seconds left!

[b]:10[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican starts moving further, his teeth clenched. Brickston also has his teeth clenched, applying the Anklelock on PRL! Earl Hebner checks on Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd counts the time left.

[b]:09[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican pushes forward.

[b]:08[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican pushes forward.

[b]:07[/b]

Tha Puerto Rican pushes Brickston off of his right ankle, BREAKING THE ANKLELOCK!

[b]:06[/b]

Brickston is sent into the ropes.

[b]:05[/b]

Brickston is bounced off of the ropes, where he is then grabbed from behind by Tha Puerto Rican and rolled up! The crowd cheers!

[b]:04[/b]

Earl Hebner gets into position.

[b]:03[/b]

1!

[b]:02[/b]

2!

[b]:01[/b]

3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b]:00[/b]

*BZZZZZZZZZT*

*DING DING DING* (60:00)

[b][i]“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”[/b][/i]

COLE
THA PUERTO RICAN GOT THE PIN FALL! THA PUERTO RICAN WINS THE MATCH! THA PUERTO RICAN IS STILL OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

Tha Puerto Rican lets go of the roll up and lies on the mat, completely exhausted! Brickston quickly sits up, startled! He has a shocked look on his face as the bell rings!

JESSE
He got the pin!? Did he really get the pin!?

COLE
Yes! With one second remaining, PRL got the pin, breaking the tie, and preventing Sudden Death! Tha Puerto Rican has won the Iron Man Match!

JESSE
Oh rats!

Brickston yells at the referee, who tells him that PRL got the pin before time expired. Brickston argues this point with the referee! But the referee’s decision still stands!

BUFFER
The winner of the fall…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Therefore, Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Iron Man Match…and STILL One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Wooooooorrrrrlllllllllldddddddddddddddddddddddd! The one, the only, the P.R. Menace, THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

“YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Score
Brickston: 11
Tha Puerto Rican: 12
Time remaining: 0:00
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Brickston can’t stand this and picks Tha Puerto Rican up! With a look of RAGE on his face, Brickston scoops the exhausted Puerto Rican onto his shoulders!

COLE
Hey! Wait a minute! Not now! The match is over!

The crowd is pleading with him not to, but Brickston pays no mind to them, throwing PRL off of his shoulders and drilling him onto the mat with the KILLSWITCH~!!!

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

COLE
Killswitch! Damnit! The match is over! PRL won! What a sore loser Brickston is being!

JESSE
He was ONE SECOND AWAY from becoming OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! I’d be pissed off too!

COLE
Well, PRL won fair and square. SO he has nothing to complain about! Tha Puerto Rican proved tonight that HE, not Brickston, was the better athlete!

JESSE
ON THIS ONE NIGHT, COLE! Remember that for next time! And there WILL be a next time! Trust me on that one!

Brickston stands up and looks down at the fallen PRL. He sneers at his former teacher and mentor. Brickston lets out a mighty roar and poses to LOUD boos from the fans!

COLE
Brickston, upset over losing the Iron Man Match, has taken his frustration out on the Champion in a big way!

JESSE
He sure did! That was a message to Tha Puerto Rican. The message was: ‘I ain’t going nowhere, and I am STILL gunning after your OAOAST World Heavyweight Title! So deal with it, pink boy!’

“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”
“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”
“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”
“BRICK-STON SUCKS!”

Brickston ignores the chants, completely “In The Zone” so to speak. He lunges after Earl Hebner, and the referee quickly exits the ring. Tha Puerto Rican is still flat on his back, not moving a muscle, his eyes closed, breathing hard. Brickston paces back and forth in the ring. He then snorts, cracks his knuckles, screams, yells, growls, and then exits the ring. Brickston goes to where Vitamin X is lying after being attacked by Tha Puerto Rican and picks him up. Vitamin X is still a little woozy and can barely stand. His eyes are glazed over. Brickston scoops Vitamin X onto his right shoulder and then walks with him back to the entrance, the crowd showering the two with boos along the way.

COLE
Well, Brickston and Vitamin X are leaving now, thank God!

JESSE
I feel so bad for Brickston! He HAD it! But Tha Puerto Rican got lucky and won again!

COLE
Tha Puerto Rican was able to use all of the energy that he had left for one last move and it worked to perfection. Because of that rollup, it is HE, NOT Brickston, that is leaving the Alamodome the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Hey, I give Brickston all of the credit in the world. He put up one HELL of a fight and came awfully close to winning the match. But it was not to be! Tonight was Tha Puerto Rican’s night at AngleSlam!

JESSE
Geeze, rub it in, why don’t’cha?

Brickston has a crazed look in his eyes as he carries Vitamin X to the entrance. He pushes the saloon doors and then power walks through the curtains, with Vitamin X in tow. The crowd boos loudly. A small “BRICK-STON SUCKS!” chant starts again.

COLE
Brickston, seconds away from becoming OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion?

JESSE
Yes, he was.

COLE
We may never know.

JESSE
We do know. He was.

COLE
Stop. Please!

JESSE
…No.

COLE
(Sighs)

“Know Your Role 2000” starts playing. Earl Hebner grabs the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt from the timekeeper and hands it over to Tha Puerto Rican. Since Tha Puerto Rican is still flat on his back exhausted, the referee just drops the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt onto the chest of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. P.R. thanks him for this. He even gives the referee a cheesy thumbs up. Earl Hebner raises Tha Puerto Rican’s right hand in victory. The crowd cheers loudly. PRL has a smile on his face.

COLE
And there he is, STILL the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion after that BRUTAL, EXHAUSTING, HELLACIOUS Iron Man Match! Tha Puerto Rican wrestled for 60 minutes straight tonight and proved to the world how much guts and determination he really has! Tha Puerto Rican wins the Iron Man Match by a score of 12-11!

JESSE
Are you done?

COLE
Yes.

JESSE
Good.

Tha Puerto Rican raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt into the air while still flat on his back. He smiles as he does this. The crowd cheers loudly. Earl Hebner has left the ring, meaning that Tha Puerto Rican is the only man left in the ring.

COLE
After an incredible 60-minutes of non-stop action, Tha Puerto Rican stands, or well, lies down, STILL YOUR OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion!

JESSE
I think I am going to puke!

COLE
But not before we see the ending one more time!

JESSE
UGH!

The OAOAST AngleSlam 2008 logo flashes across the screen. Cut to the ending with Brickston applying the Anklelock on Tha Puerto Rican with 20 seconds left on the clock.

COLE
Brickston had Tha Puerto Rican in the Anklelock for over a minute! PRL must have felt the most pain he had ever felt in his life! But still, somehow, someway, he pulled through, BREAKING the Anklelock hold, sending Brickston into the ropes where he proceeded to roll him up and get the 1, 2, 3, just as the 60-minute time limit expired! What an incredible ending to an INCREDIBLE match!

The OAOAST AngleSlam 2008 logo flashes across the screen again. Tha Puerto Rican is starting to move in the ring.

JESSE
Brickston had it! HE HAD IT!

COLE
He almost did, but PRL, at the last second, pulled through to retain HIS Title!

JESSE
What a sad day in Brickston’s career!

COLE
But a great day in Tha Puerto Rican’s career! Tonight, he proved all of the naysayers wrong! He showed the world just WHY he is the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican overcame the biggest obstacle in his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign so far and can add this match to his growing list of successful OAOAST World Heavyweight Title defenses! What a night for Tha Puerto Rican!

JESSE
Somebody get me a Tylenol.

COLE
Nah.

JESSE
Bah!

COLE
HA! HA!

JESSE
:angry:

As PRL continues to struggle to his feet, “Know Your Role 2000“ gets interrupted as [i]The Wall[/i] by Kansas hits.

COLE
What is this?

Alfdogg walks through the curtains, urging Josie Baker out with him, and holding his golden ticket.

COLE
Alfdogg making his way to the ring, but why?

JESSE
Ohhh, I'm starting to like this, Cole!

COLE
And why is Josie Baker with him?

Alf and Josie step into the ring, and Alf explains everything to Josie.

JESSE
Alf said that people were going to start taking notice of the Deadly Alliance again, and I think this is where it starts!

Alf signs his ticket and hands it to Josie, who then gathers the referee and Michael Buffer together.

COLE
...does this mean what I think it does???

The huddle breaks, and Michael Buffer raises his mic up.

BUFFER
[i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...the following contest, is for the OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORLD![/i]

JESSE
YES!

*DING DING DING*

COLE
I can't believe this! Alf using his favor from Josie, and this is an official match!

Alf comes up from behind PRL, and hooks him in a cobra clutch, then snaps forward, executing the COBRA CLUTCH FACEBUSTER~!!! Alf covers...

COLE
Here's the cover...

1...

2...

3!!!

*DING DING DING*

JESSE
YYYYYYYYYYYYES YES YES YES MOTHERFUCKING YES!!!!!

COLE
Alfdogg is the World champion! I don't believe this!

The referee hands Alf the belt, and raises his hand.

BUFFER
[i]Ladies and gentlemen! The winner...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OGG!!!!![/i]

COLE
What a shocker! Alfdogg, who came up short against Landon Maddix just ten days ago in the MITB semi-final, cashes in his favor, and now he's the OAOAST World champion for the third time! What must Landon be thinking right now?

Alf celebrates with the belt on the ropes, but Josie calls over the referee.

COLE
Now what's going on?

Josie explains something to the referee, then the camera pans down to the still out of it PRL, whose leg is lying under the bottom rope.

COLE
Hey wait a minute, this match may not be over, Jess!

JESSE
What do you mean it's not over? Alf just pinned PRL, he's the World champion!

The referee explains the situation to Michael Buffer.

COLE
Wait a minute, let's hear this!

BUFFER
[i]Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The referee has just informed me that Tha Puerto Rican's foot was UNDERNEATH THE ROPE during the three-count![/i]

The crowd cheers, as Alf, still with the belt on his shoulder, puts his hands on his head.

BUFFER
[i]After consultation with our referee as well as OAOAST President Josie Baker, it has been ruled, that this match MUST CONTINUE~![/i]

COLE
ALL RIGHT~!

JESSE
Wait, no, that's not fair! Alf pinned PRL, fair and square! He should be the champion!

The referee tries to grab the belt from Alf, but Alf shoves him to the ground! Alf then flips the belt off of his shoulder and sizes up PRL...then takes a swing...

...but PRL ducks, gives him a kick to the gut, then delivers the P.R. NIGHTMARE ONTO THE TITLE BELT~!!!!!11111

COLE
The P.R. Nightmare out of nowhere! Right onto the belt!

JESSE
This isn't happening!

PRL covers, as the referee slides over...

1...

2...

3!!!

*DING DING DING*

JESSE
NNNNNNNNNNNNO NO NO NO MOTHERFUCKING NO!!!!!

BUFFER
[i]The winner...and STILL OAOAST Heavyweight championship of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRLD...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

JESSE
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

COLE
And PRL retains after all! A one hour title match, followed by an impromptu match against a three-time World champion, and PRL still walks out with the gold! Tha Puerto Rican continues living out his dream for another day!

PRL rolls to the outside with the belt, as [i]Know Your Role 2000[/i] plays. He backs up the aisle, raising the belt, as Alf comes to and rolls to his stomach, staring him down in the aisle.

COLE
And I'll tell you what, Alf may not have won the title with that trick, but one thing's for sure...he said that tonight he would start making people notice the Deadly Alliance...and I guarantee you that the champ has taken notice after this! But Tha Puerto Rican has reason to celebrate! He has wrestled two matches in a span of 65 minutes! Tonight, Tha Puerto Rican PROVED that he DESERVES to be One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion!

Tha Puerto Rican stands at the entrance and raises the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt over his head while smiling. The crowd cheers loudly as “Know Your Role 2000” continues playing over the P.A. system. This is the last image that we see before we fade to black.

[b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

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