Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2007 (edited) The Beverly Hills Blonds Ned Blanchard Aliases: The Handsome Hustler Age: 30 Height: Ned 6'2 Weight: Ned 235 Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Enterprise, along with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright Theme music: "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Walks down red carpet rolled out by stage hands. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) : Silver vests with initials on the breast pocket, and big gold star with name on back and rose color sunglasses Ring attire: Silver trunks with red stars on front and giant star on back, red kneepads and white boots Manager/valet/sidekick: Molly Nerdly Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) All-Rounder. Very Steve Austin-ish. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) Slingshot Suplex Stun Gun, a/k/a Hot Shot -- lifts opponent in bearhug, falls back and clotheslines opp. throat-first on top rope 90210 -- Enzurigi Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: "It's great to be a blond." HAND SCREEN~, a taunt done by forming a screen with their hands a la Hollywood directors The Clapboard, a device commonly used to mark scenes in film/TV which the Blonds have brought into the world of wrestling. In times of trouble the Blonds will Take 2. Losses are considered "deleted scenes" and thus stricken from the record. Simon Singleton (right) Aliases: The Video Voyeur Age: 32 Height: 6'0 Weight: 225 Hometown: Beverly Hills, CA Alignment: Heel Stable affiliation (if any): The Enterprise, along with Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright Theme music: See above Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) Walk down red carpet rolled out by stage hands, always in possession of a Clapboard. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) : Silver vests with initials on the breast pocket, and big gold star with name on back Hollywood Walk of Fame style and rose color sunglasses Ring attire: Silver trunks with red stars on front and giant star on back, red kneepads and white boots Manager/valet/sidekick: Molly Nerdly Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) All-Rounder. Very Brian Pillman-ish. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2): Clapboard Legdrop, a/k/a Guillotine Legdrop Double-Team Finisher: The Atomic Blond -- Double splashes from opposite corners of the ring Signature Double-Team Moves: The Rocket Launcher (Ned launches Simon off top, who lands on opponent with big splash) Jump Cut -- Ned lifts Simon up for a back suplex, but Simon floats over and splashes down onto his opponent Double Feature Flapjack Drop toehold by Simon, Ned off near side with point of the elbow to the back of opponent's head Backbreaker/Elbow combo Back suplex/Clothesline combo Ned hangs opponent throat-first on top rope, holding onto the legs as Simon comes off the ropes and leapfrogs over him, crashing all his weight down onto the back of opp. Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: The Siclopse -- Simon's personal video camera, which he isn't afraid to use to capture developments in and out of the ring Bio: After the failure of Jim Cornette's previous OAOAST stint with The Purist, he has gone back to what he knows best: tag team wrestling. Make no mistake about it, "Sarcastic" Simon Singelton & "Narcissistic" Ned are no Bob Holly and Bart Gunn -- they're better, and the New NEW MX. Simon was born and raised in Charleston, South Carolina, grew up on the National Wrestling Alliance, Ric Flair, Jim Cornette & the Midnight Express. Little did he know years later I'd hook up with Jimmy and form the most successful incarnation of the Midnights since Eaton & Lane. Began training as a wrestler when I was 17, had first pro match at 22, toured the independent circuit until coming across another man by the name of Ned Blanchard. They've been a team ever since. In early 2004, wrestled at an indy show in Ohio, where none other than Jim Cornette was in attendence, scouting talent. He tried to get them into OVW, but they wanted nothing to do with Vinnie Mac's circus. Received offers from other promotions offering more money and guaranteed title shots but Jimmy said he knew the perfect place for them--the OAOAST. Why? Because a year or so earlier, Jimmy got screwed over by the suits and some punk kid pretending to be a mat purist. However, after losing a Loser Leaves Town match at AngleMania V, which was later revealed to be part of a plan formulated by the Blonds to rid themselves one way or another from Jim Cornette, Simon and Ned hooked up with business consultant Mackenzie DeCenzo, who promised to let the Blonds be themselves and not some rehash from the '80s like they were under Cornette. With their newfound freedom, Simon and Ned have undergone some lifestyle changes, moreso Simon who ditched his wife of 6 years, Rhonda Sue, and their two children for fame and fortune. Ned is still the same ol' man we love, always on the prowl for his lastest female conquest. On October 28, 2006, the Beverly Hills Blonds announced they had merged SMN Productions with Moneymaker Enterprises to form The Enterprise. The Beverly Hills Blonds view themselves as sports entertainers, not pro wrestlers. They're above that. Refer to them as wrestlers and they'll sue you for defamation of character. When not involved in a title match they compete in "sports entertainment exhibitions." Title History: 3-time OAOAST Tag Team Champions August 19, 2004 - August 29, 2004 * April 24, 2005 - May 29, 2005 * January 29, 2006 - April 2, 2006 * HI-YAH Tag Team Champions May 26, 2006 - July 30, 2006 First team to win both the OAOAST and HI-YAH tag team championships. * As New New Midnight Express Name: Molly Nerdly Age: 23 Weight: FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT Hometown: New York University by way Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Alignment: The heel/face divide reduces the prowres artform into an easily digestible farce for America's mouth breathing lower middle class. I shall not lend it audience. Stable Affiliation: Nerdly family, which is just an actual family not a stable. And she's an unpaid intern with Singleton Pictures a subsidiary of The Enterprise. Wrestling Style: I dunno. Would she ever really wrestle anyone? Most of the other girls here are her SISTERS! Finisher/signature move whatever: Final Cut Pro 2-Uh the final cut, just named after Apples famous video editing software. Signature Moves: Oscar Bait-Molly waves her opponent on, like an idiot they come charging, and she school boyz them Hollywood Died Tonight-Spinning Shoulder Breaker Celebrity Skin-Done on a grounded opponent, Molly gets on top of them and gives them a series of back rakes Boxoffice Bust-Corner splash Theme Music: "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco Entrance Style: Same as The Blonds, but she usually carries the Siclopse like a good little intern should. Once she reaches the ring, she gets on her hands and knees which allows Simon easy access to the ring apron. She also always makes sure to properly fold and maintain the silver vests Simon and Ned wear during the entrance Ring attire: See picture! I think. Usually some type of flashy dress that makes it look like she's going to a movie premier. Trademark Gestures: Adores Simon Singleton, so will applaud his every move and action during matches, and will endlessly ramble on and on about how wonderful he is during promos. On the outside of the ring, she tends to make sure the Siclopse is always focused on Simon. On the rare ocassion she actually does wrestle, Molly is more of cowardly heel, and will try to avoid doing any sort of actual work. Bio: Smartest of all the Nerdly girls, and that says a lot because there are about twenty, Miss Molly has longed shunned Papa Nerdly's preaching that any movies that don't have Monty Python, Star Wars, or Star Trek in the title are the devil's handiwork. Thus she's held a keen interest in film since she was a little girl. Her earliest movies included "Baby Mindy's adventures in the washing machine" and the spinoff "Molly Nerdly's adventure to family therapy." Later works would feature a documentary slant, as they'd follow Abdullah's quest to wage holy war on the family Super Nintendo. Somewhere in her early teens, Molly realized there was a world beyond her massive family, and moved quickly to capture it. Her films on the migratory patterns of British Columbian elk won the fourteen year old a Western Canadian film award. She followed that up with a gritty, somber, teen angst film titled "Three Boys". The film earned her a grant from the Canadian government which she turned into the award winning, indy classic "Diamond Eyes". Eager to study under the masters, Molly enrolled in Arizona State university as a film major at 18. During her six+ years as a student, Molly took home four young film maker awards. Upon graduating, Molly continued her film studies as a graduate student at the Tisch School of Arts at NYU. Since her arrival, Molly has been recognized as the definitive young film maker in her field, who may already be one of the most prolific female directors in history. Considered to be on an entirely different artistic plane then her peers, Molly is standard to which other young independent film makers are judged. Unfortunately even geniuses have bad taste. Somehow Molly Nerdly has determined that Simon Singleton, master of the Siclopse, is the greatest director of our generation. Yes, I know. Molly considers him to be on a level that far surpasses even that of Frenchmen Francois Truffaut. How this is possible when Simon has never actually released any sort of film, is beyond pretty much every realm of logic. But Molly idolizes Simon as a revolutionary figure in film, and thanks to an offer from the scheming Ned Blanchard, has been blessed with the opportunity to be his intern! Edited April 3, 2008 by Patty O'Green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
