Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) KC, I wasn't sure if the segment you had planned was to follow my match or not, but I made sure not to do anything too crazy at the end so we could easily transition to that if need be. “Sympathy for the Devil” hits and Enterprise CEO Theodore Moneymaker graces us with his presence. The Billion Dollar Heir outfitted in a new lavish white robe with $ symbols everywhere. COLE Boy is Theodore Moneymaker really playing up the whole messiah thing. COACH He’s not playing up anything, Mikey. Teddy IS the OAOAST Messiah. And he’s headed our way! COLE Well this is certainly a surprise. The Coach gets on a knee and kisses the diamond $ shaped ring on Theodore’s hand. Cole, however, is reluctant to do so, but eventually goes through with it to move things along. MONEYMAKER :lol: COACH Welcome Teddy. MONEYMAKER Thank you, Coach. It’s a pleasure to be here. Unfortunately your friend and mine, our Inspirational Leader, Abdullah Abir Nerdly, was unable to attend because he’s down in Nashville sharing his infinite wisdom with Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young. BWAHAHA! COLE After your parade was rained on last week, Theodore, a lot of people thought you might not show tonight. MONEYMAKER And I bet whoever concocted that little stunt banked on that. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! Never before have I been so humiliated in my life. But I want the person or persons who committed that act, which borders on terrorism as far as I’m concerned, to know their deed will not go unpunished. As we speak, V.I.C.E. is hard at work on the case, and if anybody can solve this mystery it’s them. "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco is cued, as the Beverly Hills Blonds arrive on the red carpet. Their every move filmed by Molly Nerdly on the Siclopse BUFFER The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, representing THE ENTERPRISE, at a total combined weight of 460 pounds, "THE HANDSOME HUSTLER" NED BLANCHARD and "BOX-OFFICE" SIMON SINGLETON... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Once inside the BHB practice various blocking techniques. COACH Teddy, like me, you gotta be expecting great things out of the Blonds tonight. MONEYMAKER Indeed I am. It’s no secret I haven’t been happy with their lack of production in recent months, and while I’d prefer not to handle company matters in-house, sometimes you need to call a person out in order to motivate them. COLE But calling them disappointments? I seem to recall they held the World 6-man tag titles along with CPA just last summer. MONEYMAKER The Enterprise holds the men and women it employs to higher standards, Michael Cole. We don’t rest on our laurels, that’s what nickel-and-dimers like you do. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "Liberate" by Disturbed blasts over the speakers as Bo storms out to thunderous applause that’s almost as loud as the PYRO going off behind him. BUFFER And their opponent, representing THE IN CROWD! Hailing from Greenville, South Carolina, weighing 284 pounds... "THE METEROSEXUAL MONSTER"... BOHEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHH!!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Do these fans love Bo or what? MONEYMAKER I wonder if they’d still be cheering that monster had it been their daughter, sister or wife he raped. COLE Now hold on a minute. You’re more than welcome to stay out here and lend your expertise to our next match, but not if you’re going to spend all your time smearing Bo’s name. We soon learn why the BHB were practicing blocking techniques prior to the bout, as they successfully deny Bo entry into the ring. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What is this? MONEYMAKER Strategy. BWAHAHA! To make matters worse, referee Clem Buzzlefoxer signals for the bell and starts counting Bo out! BO :huh: * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and the BHB have theirs rung as well, courtesy of a DOUBLE COCONUT! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bo grabs Simon and Ned by the head from the apron and dumps them over the top, leaving him standing tall inside where he poses for the masses as a giant banner that reads “PASS THE ‘SAULT” goes by in the background. COLE I don’t think this is how the Blonds envisioned the opening scene. MONEYMAKER Somebody confiscated that sign. The BHB regroup outside, with Simon telling the gang “take 2.” And as director, he takes charge. Chest puffed, Simon walks up to Bo all big and tough, but a tiny step forward is enough to send the Beverly Hills Blond into retreat! COLE Simon just got PUNK’D! Embarrassed in front of a national television audience, Simon SLAPS Bo! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” MONEYMAKER There you go, Simon. That’s how you respond. BO :angry: SIMON Oh, shit. Bo chases after Simon, following him outside until he puts on the brakes realizing the BHB want him to run out of gas. Back in the ring a tag is made, and the Handsome Hustler challenges Bo to a test of strength. COACH I love you, Ned, but I question your judgment here. And rightfully so, because Bo twists Ned’s wrist like a door knob! Blanchard answers with a thumb to the eye, then unloads with rights and stinging knife-edge chops before whipping Bo across…but Bo reverses and stiffs the hell out of Ned with a MURDERLINE~! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Simon enters and eats a YAKZUA KICK! Into the buckle Ned goes, and Bo stays on the attack, ramming his shoulder into the midsection of the Handsome Hustler again and again. Fired out of the corner Ned is PRESSED in the air and SLAMMED hard onto the canvas. In total control Bo glares over at Theodore Moneymaker and signals the end is near. MONEYMAKER :firedevil: COLE Oh, my! Bo’s looking to end this one early! Thumbs up. THUMBS DOWN~! Bo scoops Ned up, swings him around… AND DOWN RIGHT ON TOP AFTER A CHOP BLOCK FROM SIMON! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” MONEYMAKER/COACH :lol: Ned hooks the leg. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! The BHB tag and Simon goes right to work on the clipped knee, dropping a series of elbows before placing Bo’s leg on the bottom rope and crashing all his weight down onto it! Writhing in pain Bo is subjected to verbal abuse and paint brushing. COACH Mackie’s gotta be enjoying this wherever she’s at. MONEYMAKER I’m sure she is, Coach. And the Blonds are doing the smart thing here. They can’t match power with Bo -- very few people can -- so they took his wheels out. And we both know a car can’t drive without its wheels. SPINNING TOEHOLD is applied and referee Clem Buzzlefoxer is surprisingly right on top of things for a change, checking to see whether Bo wants to continue or not. Of course he refuses to submit, but the pain on his face is clear. His back towards the BHB corner, Simon receives additional leverage from Ned who yanks on his tights! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" By the time Clem is able to turn his 84-year-old boy around, Ned’s flirting with chicks ringside. Another tag is made and Simon decides to have a little chat with Clem as Ned STOMPS, STOMPS AND STOMPS Bo in the GROIN! MONEYMAKER That’s one way to ensure Bo never harms another woman again. BWAHAHA! COLE :rolleyes: Ned goes back to the spinning toehold…BUT BO WRAPS HIM UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Blanchard kicks out and decks Bo with a back elbow. To the middle rope goes the Handsome Hustler and he delivers a POINTY~! ELBOW! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. But a rather weak one, evident by the period instead of an exclamation point. Nevertheless, the match rages on with Bo introduced to the boot of Simon Singleton. Following a tag, Simon proceeds to CHOP the hide off Bo in the corner. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Suddenly Bo turns the tables, shoving Simon into the corner after knocking Ned off the apron, but the Handsome Hustler is fast to pull Bo’s leg out from under and slams it against the steel ring post! MONEYMAKER Bo getting a taste of his own medicine. Now he’s the one flat on his back and helpless! The BHB make their 30th tag of the match, or so it must seem to Bo as he’s been on the receiving end of a beating for quite sometime, and Ned Blanchard slaps on the FIGURE-4 LEGLOCK! COACH He’s got him right in the center of the ring, guys. COLE Can Bo hang on? Just how much more can he take? ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Bo narrowly avoids getting himself pinned, raising the shoulder right at the last second. “LET’S GO BO!” “LET’S GO BO!” “LET’S GO BO!” Gritting his teeth and clutching his knee, Bo takes a deep breath and incredibly starts dragging Ned and himself towards the ropes. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE I don’t believe this! What power! As they near closer Blanchard releases the hold and drops a knee to the head, then slams Bo mid-ring and makes the tag…LAUNCHING SIMON OFF THE TOP AND DOWN! COACH The Atomic Blond! ONE… TWO… THREE! NO, KICKOUT…WITH AUTHORITY!!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" SIMON :o After the initial shock wears off, Simon charges Bo. MURDERLINE~! And one for Ned too. Pumping with adrenaline the Metrosexual Monster shakes the top rope like a wild man, then plants Simon with a RUNNING POWERSLAM! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Bo moves and Ned drops an elbow on Simon! Hands on head Ned apologies to his partner, then walks into a FRONT SPINEBUSTER~! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!” So caught up in the action Bo forgets who the legal man is and covers Ned. MONEYMAKER BWAHAHA! Just as I’ve said all along: million dollar body, 10 cent brain! Meanwhile, Simon has rolled outside, forcing Bo to go out and get him. And right there in the middle of it all is Molly Nerdly. The aspiring filmmaker placing herself in harm’s way in order to capture all the action. Unfortunately a little too close as she bumps into Bo. BO Hey, watch it. MOLLY RAPE! The cool dude that he is, Bo laughs it off and carries on about his business, rolling Simon back inside. But then from out of nowhere CHRISTIAN WRIGHT appears and delivers a nasty CHAIRSHOT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What’s he doing here? MONEYMAKER Protecting an innocent young woman from the Sexual Monster. Amazingly, Bo is hardly fazed, which freaks the hell out of CW. A high speed chase ensues and both men vanish backstage. Luckily for the BHB, referee Clem Buzzlerfoxer was distracted caring for the delicate little known as flower Molly Nerdly and therefore missed the sneak attack. So with no Bo around he starts counting him out. 1... 2... 3... COLE No, not like this. 4... 5... 6... COACH They’re gonna win. They’re actually gonna win! 7... 8... 9... 10! MONEYMAKER :lol: * DINGDINGDING * Moneymaker puts down the headsets and sprints towards the ring. BUFFER Here are your winners… THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Theodore joins the BHB and Molly inside and it’s nothing but love. The group celebrating as though they won every title in the company. COLE I can’t believe they’re happy with the way they won. COACH Hey, a win’s a win. COLE We have more action ahead, but standing by right now, Terry Taylor with a familiar face. We cut to our backstage interview position where Terry is joined by OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. TERRY That’s right, Michael. After a brief hiatus, I’m pleased to hand the mic back over to our colleague Tony Brannigan. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The microphone is exchanged and so is a handshake, followed by Terry’s exit. TONY Well thank you very much, Terry. You know, ladies and gentlemen, ever since my active wrestling career ended I’ve had a blast in my new role, one that I hope to have for years to come, but it was great to be back in the ring once again, even if just as a referee. I know a lot of you weren't pleased with the outcome of the match I officiated at Angleslam, and maybe I did let a few things slide on [i]both[/i] sides, but I promised you a winner and we got just that. Enough about me though. Right now I’d like to bring in my guest, hot off the heels of his big victory a couple of weeks ago at Angleslam, Baron Windels! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" The Lone Star Gunslinger walks into view with a big smile on his face and an equally big cowboy hat. BARON How are ya, Tony? TONY I’m doing well. As I’m sure you are following Angleslam. BARON Yessiree. I tell ya, it was by far the most grueling match I’ve ever been involved. My former tag team partner may be a dick, but he’s also one tough son of a bitch. Our toughness is what made the Lone Star Gunslingers one of the best tag teams in OAOAST history. It’s a damn shame we never got to see just how great we could’ve became. Brannigan and Windels are then SPRAYED by CHAMPAGNE as Molly Nerdly leads a jubilant Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard into view, all wearing party hats and blowing noisemakers. TONY Gentlemen, I beg your pardon, but this isn’t New Year’s Eve, nor is it your interview time. SIMON It is now, Tony, baby. By the way, Teddy says the check's in the mail. TONY :rolleyes: SIMON Besides, I don’t think Baron here minds. BARON I do, actually. NED Oh, a bit uptight, huh? Nothing a little champagne won’t fix. Here, have a drink. The Beverly Hills Blonds are in a celebratory mood because Simon and I proved we are who we say we are, superstars, beating Bo from pillar to post. The BHB blow their noisemakers in Tony and Baron’s faces, then place party hats on their heads. This looks especially funny on Baron Windels because Simon puts it right on top of his cowboy hat. Baron removes his party hat and stares a long good look at it. BARON Happy 9/11? SIMON Yeeeah. Not our idea. Abdullah picked those up at a novelty store in Saudi Arabia. NED Hey, are you gonna want a drink or not? I’m spending valuable time sober on a very somber day. BARON And you’re disrespecting that day with your embarrassing conduct. SIMON Jesus, dude. He only offered you a drink. BARON What, is he some queer? NED :o SIMON People have called Ned plenty of names, but… heh … that’s never been one of them. NED You damn straight that’s never been one of them. If anybody here’s a queer, it’s your sorry ass, Windels. Ain’t nobody ever popped off on me. BARON I think your lucks about to change. With that, Baron pops Ned in the mouth with a big roundhouse, knocking the Handsome Hustler on his ass! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Tony Brannigan scrams as Baron motions for Simon to bring it, but he thinks better of it and decides to stay put next to Molly drinking champagne. As he exits, BW walks past Theodore Moneymaker who surveys the damage. MONEYMAKER (turning back at Baron) :hm: Edited September 12, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) Tacked the BW/BHB segment on to the end of my match. Edited September 12, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
