King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2008 Needs to go after Landon's segment (obviously) but preferrably before the women's tag which should be later on. Back on HeldDOWN and back to the ring, with "The Church Of Hot Addiction" by Cobra Starship kicking up. And to typical boos out breezes James Blonde, in a black hooded jacket, short sleeved on the left side and totally cut open down the seam on the right. Pulling his personal share of the OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Title belts from the open half of his jacket, Blonde raises it over his head as he walks to the ring. As he approaches the camera-man filming in front of him, Blonde takes a second to send his boss Landon Maddix a quick shout-out before sliding into the ring. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, he hails from Vancouver, British Colombia... weighing in at two hundred, eight pounds. Representing Cucaracha Internacional, he is one third of the reigning OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Champions... "THE TRENDSETTER"... JJJJJAAAAAMMMMMEEEESSSS... BBLLLLLOOOOOOOOOONNDDEEEEEEE!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Taking great care with his expensive and above all trendsetting jacket, Blonde gives the lowly stagehands some strict instructions of how and where to take it, warning him that it's a 'one of a kind original'. And speaking of one of a kind originals (if you don't count Jack Evans!), it's a slight change of pace as "Witness (1 Hope)" by Roots Manuva plays Jamie O'Hara to the ring. Tagging a few hands, O'Hara mouths off at Blonde all the way down the aisleway. BUFFER And his opponent. From Birmingham, England... he weighs one hundred, seventy six pounds. "THE BIRMINGHAM BAD BOY"... JJJAAAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEE... OOOOOOO'HHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" O'Hara vaults into the ring over the top and invites Blonde to come and take a shot, to which Blonde politely declines and leaves the ring. COLE Singles action, stemming from action we saw this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated... [b][COLOR=blue]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/b][/COLOR] [QUOTE=OAOAST Syndicated, 9/14] With no end in sight to the punishment, help is at hand as JAMIE O'HARA suddenly runs to the ring! As he tries to convince the referee to let him replace the injured MARV, Blonde gets distracted from the match and pie-faced O'Hara off the apron. That fires the Brit up and he leaps to the apron, pulling off his tanktop and springboarding to the top... ...but he gets sent crashing back to the arena floor from a Faqu barge in mid-air!! SCHIAVONE Oh, down goes O'Hara! VENTURA Good, get him out of here! He's got no business at ringside. The match is Blonde and Faqu versus The Christ Air Express, no ifs or buts, if there's an injury it's at the referee's discretion to stop the match, not pause it so we can get a replacement. SCHIAVONE O'Hara's just trying to help out his friend Jesse, it's clear Blonde and Faqu are just toying with MEL at this point. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Smug at his victory, Blonde raises Faqu's hand in victory... but their victory party is crashed, literally, as Jamie O'Hara returns to the air and catches Faqu with a Springboard Dropkick, knocking him right into Blonde! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" VENTURA Now what!? SCHIAVONE Jamie O'Hara is looking for a little measure of revenge! VENTURA For what, a little shove in the face? O'Hara goes to work on Faqu with forearms, then baits him into missing a charge and pulling the top rope down on him! With Faqu out of the way, O'Hara knocks Blonde down with a spinning back kick to the jaw. O'Hara then drags JB into position and heads up top. SCHIAVONE The SuperJay is gonna is fly. Getting his footing, O'Hara comes tumbling off to deliver the 630 Splash!! Blonde convulses and rolls himself out of the ring in pain, as O'Hara and a recovering MEL stand tall in the ring.[/QUOTE] COACH And from that cheap attack, a wrestling match grows. COLE That's one way of looking at things I suppose. In any event, James Blonde already dedicating this match tonight to Landon Maddix, who is here and in a stinker of a mood from his defeat at AngleSlam. Puts a little pressure on himself, don't you think Coach? COACH Not really. Everything James does is dedicated to his main man Landon and it hasn't done him much harm so far. Blonde continues to walk around the ring, biding his time. Getting sick of waiting O'Hara sees an opening as Blonde stops to get into an arguement with a section of the crowd. And he vaults himself over the top rope to the floor, running up behind Blonde and sending him face-first into the steel barricade! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COACH Another cheapshot! I guess that's how they do things on the streets of England? *DINGDINGDING!* Staying on the attack O'Hara lays into Blonde with right hands up against the barricade. O'Hara then looks for an irish whip across ringside. A reversal sends the Englishman heading towards the ringpost, but O'Hara is able to block a collision with the steel... and then sidesteps as Blonde charges him, causing him to collide shoulder-first with the post! Blonde staggers away until O'Hara catches up with him and throws him inside. COLE That was a rash move from Blonde there. And it could be costly early. As Blonde picks himself up, O'Hara springboards to the top and connects with a Dropkick! Cover... 1... 2... No! O'Hara hits the ropes and as Blonde gets to his feet, an instinctive duck of the head leaves him open for a sunset flip... 1... 2... No! Backing into a corner, Blonde baits Jamie in and goes to the eyes! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE There's something he learned from Landon. COACH Did it pretty well too. COLE Oh yeah I'm sure it'll earn him some precious brownie points. With O'Hara temporarily blinded it allows Blonde to turn him into a corner and land a knee. Running out of the corner, Blonde turns on his heels in the middle of the ring to deliver another knee. Blonde then delivers a snap suplex out of the corner before jumping back to his feet theatrically. When that's greeted with boos he takes even more theatre in hopping up to the middle turnbuckle, kissing his fist and delivering the Marty Jannetty Fistdrop... into the canvas! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" BLONDE OOOWWWW! Blonde tries to shake the pain out of his hand and deliver a punch with it, but O'Hara blocks and lands a forearm. Another block and another forearm. O'Hara then delivers a boot, coming off the ropes behind Blonde and hits a dropkick. Sent lurching forward Blonde falls into the ring ropes and staggers backwards off them, as O'Hara bypasses him. O'Hara throws himself off the ropes looking for the Busaiku knee strike, but Blonde sidesteps. Snaring O'Hara on the way past Blonde turns behind in a waistlock and throws him backwards with a German Suplex, folding him up on impact! COLE Oh, big suplex! A great counter move from Blonde. Turning O'Hara over Blonde covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Using the ropes to pull himself up Jamie is caught with a knee, then elbowed in the back of the head. Irish whip sends O'Hara across the ring and Blonde cuts him down with a clothesline, covering again... 1... 2... No! "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" "JA - MIE!" Blonde stomps O'Hara a couple of times, then sets him down to deliver a Double Stomp. With his opponent winded The Trendsetter leaves the ring and heads up top. COLE Blonde taking his sweet time going up. COACH He's just giving the people a chance to take a look at those mind-blowing gold shoes. Rumour has it since he wore them a couple of weeks ago, sales rocketed across North America. I even got me some! COLE Those are just a pair of sandles spraypainted gold. COACH I know, sweet ain't they? By the time Blonde reaches the top O'Hara is back up and he stops Blonde's progress with a punch to the gut. And a second. O'Hara springs to the middle rope to join Blonde, a slugfest ensuing on the turnbuckles. After a couple of shots Blonde is able to push O'Hara off the ropes, only for the Brit to land on his feet and leap right back up in The Trendsetter's face. Blonde has an ace up his sleeve though. With O'Hara punching, Blonde gives him another shove, this time aiming him towards the ring ropes. O'Hara lands throat-first across the top rope and falls backwards. Getting his footing, Blonde waits for O'Hara to get back up, leaping with the Brit doubled over hurt and coming down with his knee right across the side of O'Hara's head!! COACH Nice! COLE Blonde connecting, eventually, on that high-flying move. The knee doesn't put O'Hara down, but it does leave him stunned long enough for Blonde to wrap him up and deliver an Inverted DDT! COLE And that's a Fashion Statement by James Blonde. Hook of the leg... 1... 2... No! Blonde despairs at the kickout and complains to the referee about it. COLE Maybe Blonde is starting to feel the pressure a little? COACH Nah. My boy stays cool like... uh... well, uh, something that... you know... is cold. Like a freezer or something? Pulling O'Hara roughly up by his baggy vesttop Blonde forces him into a bent-double position again and hooks his leg over the back of his neck. Calling for the end he forces forward looking to hit the Guilt Trip... but O'Hara spins out of it! Irish whip attempt out of it is reversed though sending J-OH off the ropes, Blonde scooping him up on the rebound for a slam. Before he can execute it O'Hara kicks his feet to force himself over the back, shoving Blonde forward into the ropes finally. Blonde comes off the ropes with a clothesline, but O'Hara ducks underneath, hitting the ropes himself and cracking JB upside the jaw with a Busaiku Knee Kick!! "YYYEEEEEAAAAHHHH!" COLE Caught him with that one! 'Your boy' might need some ice from that freezer when he gets backstage! Blonde staggers to his feet and walks into a Side (Black) Russian Legsweep. Rolling right through on impact O'Hara positions himself at Blonde's side and takes off with a Standing Tornado Moonsault... 1... 2... NO! Irish whip sends Blonde into a corner. Jamie encourages some noise from the crowd before he follows in looking for a monkey flip, but a shove in the chest leaves him empty handed. COACH Nuh-uh, too smart. Undaunted, O'Hara rolls through and tries again. Blonde is able to shove him off again though... ...except this time, J-OH backflips to land on his feet and dropkicks Blonde up against the turnbuckles! COLE There's smart and then there's too smart for your own good. O'Hara catches Blonde with a Spinning Back Kick to the jaw and knocks him down, in perfect position it would seem as the crowd rise to their feet. Letting them know he hears it, Jamie nods his head and quickly heads up top. COLE Here we go! Reaching the top, O'Hara calls out, for the 63... ...NO! Blonde rolls out of the way! Luckily for O'Hara he manages to bail out early enough to land on his feet after just 360, although a stumble puts him on the backfoot for a second. Blonde quickly capitalises, grabbing hold of O'Hara's baggy clothing and pulling him face-first into the top turnbuckle pad! COLE Now I don't know if that should be allowed. COACH Why not? If this goof wore clothes that fit him he wouldn't have that problem in the first place. As O'Hara staggers off the buckle Blonde snares him and applies the cobra clutch. Before he hits the move however, he feels compelled to dedicate it to Landon loud enough so that the cameras can pick it up. Unfortunately, they also pick up O'Hara kicking off the turnbuckles and landing on Blonde's chest, then rolling back to force his shoulders down... 1... 2... COACH Wait! 3!!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COACH No! *DINGDINGDING!* Blonde releases the cobra clutch too late and realising he's been caught by one of the oldest tricks in the book his mouth hangs open in shock. Rolling out of the ring O'Hara boasts at the win as his hand is raised, putting Blonde into further shock. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... JJJAAAAMMMMIIIEEEE OOO'HHHHHAAAAARRRRAAAAA!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" BLONDE NO NO NO NO NO!! The Trendsetter throws a mini-tantrum in the ring as he realises just what he's done, before sitting up on his knees and holding his head in his hands. The mocking from the crowd doesn't make things any better for him, leaving him on the verge of tears. COLE I guess this is a valuable lesson for James Blonde not to count your chickens before they've hatched. Or your Cucarachas, as it were. And if Landon wasn't in a bad mood already, how do you think he feels now? COACH Oh, don't. Just... just don't. Picking himself up and ashamed looking Blonde rolls out of the ring, dreading the embarrassment he's sure to face when he comes face to face with Landon again. He shoos away the cameras trying to film him as Share this post Link to post Share on other sites