Zero Hour: Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell IV

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*graphic*

The crowd goes CRAZY~!

COLE
And it's that time of year again, Coach!  Six men walk in to the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, one will walk out with Sandman's Heartland title, but they will all walk out with their careers having been changed!  Let's go to the video package!

[quote]A new music video starts up, done to the tune of Lay it on the Line by Triumph.

COLE (voiceover)
Six men enter, six careers will be changed forever, but one will walk out with the OAOAST Heartland title!

As the opening guitar strums play, several camera angles of the Chamber are shown, followed by the faces of Bosley, Brock, Faqu, Strutter, Heat, and Sandman.  The video then cuts to archive footage.

[i]It's the same old story, all over again...[/i]

Alf, Brock, Thunderkid and Reject are all shown sizing up the Chamber.

[i]You turn a lover, into just another friend...[/i]

Clips of Alf executing a belly-to-belly on Colombian Heat, and Reject hitting the Eulogy on TK.

[i]I want to love you, I want to make you mine...[/i]

Clips of Alf, Stevens, TK, Brock, Felix and Sandman holding the HL title belt.

[i]...won't you, Lay it on the Line?[/i]

Clips of TK and Reject delivering a double drop toe hold, sending Brock face-first into a barbed-wire board, then Brock delivering an F-Stunner-5 to Gunner Sharps on said board.

The drums kick in harder, as various weapon shots are shown.

[i]I'm tired of playing, all your foolish games...[/i]

Clip of Alf pointing the finger at Reject as his cell lowers.

[i]I'm tired of all your lies, makin' me insane...[/i]

Clip of Mike Guerriero hitting the Final Judgment on Alf, then grieving over Alf's foot on the rope.

[i]I don't ask for much, the truth will do just fine...[/i]

JINGUS delivering a Clawslam to Cuban Wall through a table, and TK hitting a Swanton Bomb on Guerriero while wearing a chest protector covered in thumbtacks.

[i]...won't you, Lay it on the LINE![/i]

As the drumroll takes us into the chorus, a clip is shown of Alf hitting the Five-Star Alf splash from one of the raised cells some 16 feet in the air onto JINGUS.

[i]Lay it on the Line![/i]

Colombian Heat with the Colombian Necktie to Reject on the barbed-wire board.

[i]Lay it on the Line...[/i]

Alf falling through a stack of tables outside the ring, after hanging on the side of the Chamber.

[i]Lay it on the LINE...[/i]

Brock dropping Reject crotch-first onto a cactus.

[i]...don't waste my time![/i]

Shot of Alf posing on the buckles, then Brock doing his dance, then TK posing, then Sandman ripping off his bandages.

[i]You got no right...to make me wait...[/i]

Alf applying the Sharpshooter to Brock, then the Five-Star Alf Splash to TK.

[i]We better talk girl, before it gets too late...[/i]

Brock delivering an F-Stunner-5 to Reject, then a belly-to-belly on Alf.

[i]I never ever thought you, could be so unkind...[/i]

TK with a bicycle kick on Alf, then a tope con hilo to Mike Guerriero.

[i]...won't you, Lay it on the LINE![/i]

Drum beat into the chorus, as Sandman executes a Van Terminator off of a ladder through a barbed-wire board with Strutter behind it.

[i]Lay it on the LINE![/i]

Brock gives Alf a shot with a barbed wire chair.

[i]Lay it on the line...[/i]

Cuban Wall hits Reject with a jousting stick wrapped in barbed wire.

[i]Lay it on the LINE...[/i]

Gunner Sharps rams Brock Ausstin into the steel steps as Brock is trapped in a shopping cart.

[i]...don't waste my time![/i]

All participants shown with bloody, pained looks on their faces.

The guitar solo features several weapon shots and finishers.

[i]You know I love you, (you know I love you!) you know it's true...[/i]

Heat hits a Pele Kick on Alf, and Strutter hits the Thunder Bay Throttle on Sandman.

[i]It's up to you, girl, now what've I got to do...[/i]

Mike Guerriero rakes TK's head across the Chamber wall, and Brock does the same to Gunner.

[i]Don't hold me up, girl, don't waste my precious time...[/i]

TK hits the Thunderbolt DDT on Alf, then Brock with a press slam on TK.

[i]...won't you, Lay it on the LINE![/i]

Alf is wearing a Power Glove, and applies a clawhold onto Guerriero.

[i]Lay it on the LINE![/i]

TK and Reject deliver the Thunderous Rejection to JINGUS.

[i]Lay it on the Line (Lay it on the Line, girl!)...[/i]

Alf throws flaming dodgeballs at various participants.

[i]Lay it on the LINE![/i]

Sandman delivers the Psycho Drivah to Strutter.

[i]Lay it on the Line (Lay it on the Li-ine!)...[/i]

Reject delivers the Pitch Black onto a barbed-wire chair.

[i]Lay it on the LINE...[/i]

Several shots of combatants are shown, the last being a shot of Alf holding the belt following a Chamber match.

[i]...don't waste my time![/i]

Sandman is shown celebrating a victory with the belt as the video fades out.[/quote]

The camera cuts to the back, where Sandman9000 emerges from the locker room and heads to the ring.

COLE
Yes, lay it on the line, that's what Sandman9000 is about to do, and that's what five other combatants are about to do, in the Chamber of Hell, all for the sake of that belt around Sandman's waist, the OAOAST Heartland title!

Cut back to the arena, as the Chamber lowers, with strobes flashing around it like crazy.

COACH
Here it comes, Cole!

COLE
The chamber is lowering, and it is lowering around Michael Buffer, who is waiting in the ring, let's go up there!

*DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic)

BUFFER
[i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...this match, is one of our main attractions of Zero Hour 2008!  Tonight, six of the roughest, toughest men in the world, will battle it out in this Chamber, standing 24 feet off the ground, and engulfed in barbed wire.  Four men will start out in these 8 x 5 cells, which will then be raised to the ceiling of the chamber, while two men start in the ring.  Each cell contains a bag with a mystery weapon, which will be brought into the match.  Every five minutes, a cell will lower at random, and another man will enter the frey, until one man is left standing, and that man will be the OAOAST Heartland champion!  ARE YOU READY?[/i]

*crowd cheers*

BUFFER
[i]Cleveland, Ohio...ARRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???[/i]

*crowd cheers*

BUFFER
[i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Cleveland, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say.  Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i]

The crowd continues to cheer, as [i]In the Air Tonight[/i] by Nonpoint plays, and the crowd begins to boo as Detective Tango Bosley walks through the curtains, dragging a trashcan full of goodies with him, then lighting a cigarette as he stops in the entryway.

COLE
And the Enterprise represented in the Chamber this year, as Tango Bosley makes his way out!

BUFFER
[i]Coming to the ring at this time...he hails from Miami, Florida, and weighs in at 265 pounds!  Representing the Enterprise...DETECTIVE TANNNNNNNGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
YYYYY!!!!![/i]

Bosley stops at the door, then tosses his smoke down and stomps it out, before entering the Chamber, and making his way to his cell along with his trashcan.  He reaches into his bag, and pulls out a motorcycle helmet covered in thumbtacks!

COACH
Whoa-ho!

COLE
I don't think anyone will be attempting any head-to-head collisions with Detective Bosley in this match!

Bosley looks at the helmet, and grins, as his cell rises.  As it reaches the ceiling, a cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way.

"Come on God, Answer Me.
For Years, I've Been Asking You Why?
Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive?
Where is Justice? Where is Punishment?
. . . . . . . . . . .
Or Have You Already Answered?
Have You Already Said to the World,
Here is Justice. Here is Punishment.
Here....
In Me."

Brock's music hits, and he appears in the entryway, doing his HAPPY HAPPY HOSS DANCE~!

BUFFER
[i]From Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 290 pounds..."THE CURRENT BIG THING" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i]

COLE
Two-time Heartland champion, and the man with the most experience in this match, he's been in two of the three previous Chamber matches!

Brock walks down the aisle, then enters the door and hops onto the apron, yanking back on the ropes and causing pyro to explode from all four corners.

COACH
WHOA!  And another point of significance, this is the first Chamber match which will not feature Alfdogg or Thunderkid, the only two men to appear in all of the first three Chambers!

COLE
And Alf, of course, winning the first two, Sandman winning it last year, looking to duplicate Alf's feat, and in even more impressive fashion, as he has not relinquished the title since winning it in last year's Chamber!

COACH
Let's see what Brock's got here...

Brock pulls from his bag a croquet set.

COACH
What in the world...?

COLE
Well, like we said, Brock the veteran of this match, I'm sure he'll find a use for it!

Brock's cell starts to raise, as [i]King Kong[/i] by LA Symphony hits, and Faqu makes his way through the curtains.

COACH
I just noticed too, there's a sledgehammer on the end of that croquet mallet!

BUFFER
[i]From the Aisle of Samoa, weighing in at 301 pounds...he is one-third of the OAOAST Six-Man tag team champions..."THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL"...FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!![/i]

COACH
Fuck you too, Buffer!

COLE
...he said FAQU, who is representing Cucaracha International in this match!

Faqu pounds on his chest, as he looks up at the Chamber, then enters and makes his way to his cell, opening his bag to find it full of California Raisins figures.

COACH
:wtf:

COLE
Well, you never know what you'll find in one of those bags, it looks like Faqu got himself a dud!

COACH
Fuck that, son!  Them figures are worth some good money, and the OAOAST just gives them away for this match???

Faqu screams at the back as his cell raises.

COACH
Don't harm the figures, Faqu!  I got some big money I'll be willing to pay you for those after the match!

The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody.

COLE
And here comes the Heat!

[b]"COME ON!"

*BOOM~!*[/b]

The crowd explodes, as does the pyro, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil’ Jon and Pitbull starts playing as Colombian Heat rushes out onto the stage, getting the crowd fired up. Heat jogs slowly to both sides of the entrance stage and fires that section of the arena up. Heat raises his hands, acknowledging the fans before hand-slapping his way down the aisle.

BUFFER
[i]From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 180 pounds...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOMBIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AT!!!!![/i]

COLE
And the last time we saw Colombian Heat, he was losing the United States championship to Alfdogg, passing out in Alf's Sharpshooter!  His back severely scarred, and even after the rest he was given by OAOAST President Josie Baker for this match, he still does not look to be moving at 100%!

COACH
Heat has got no chance in this match, Cole!  None!

Heat looks up at the Chamber, then turns around and throws up the "W" sign with his hands, before entering and making his way to his cell.  He opens his bag, pulling out an iron and an ironing board.  He looks confused, then digs in deeper to find a blowtorch!

COLE
And Heat getting a nice bag!

Heat's cell raises to the ceiling.

COLE
And now we know who will be starting this match, and it will be the two men who finished this match last year!

BUFFER
[i]And now, introducing the two men who will start off this match.[/i]

[i]Tom Sawyer[/i] by Rush hits, and "After Hours" Felix Strutter, riding a moose which is pulling a stable behind him, makes his way out, getting a nice ovation from the crowd.

COACH
What in the world is this?  Is that a moose?

COLE
Sure is!

Strutter dismounts the moose, then heads to the back of the stable, opening the door...and pulling out the CACTUS~!

COACH
Oh, no!

COLE
I knew something was missing from this match!

BUFFER
[i]From Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
R!!!!![/i]

COLE
Another two-time Heartland champion, and as long as it's been, he was the last man to hold the Heartland title before Sandman won it one year ago today!

Strutter shoves the cactus into the ring, and props it up in a corner, as the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life.

Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature.

I ask you please just give us/
Five Minutes Alone.”

The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature.

White America/
I could be one of your kids.”

The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety.

Final Prayer/
Final prayer for the human race.”

The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits.

HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!

The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them.

BUFFER
[i]And, from South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSANNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i]

Sandman pulls behind him a garbage bin full of assorted weapons, and parks them next to the ring apron, then climbs into the ring, and removes his bandages.

COLE
And we are about ready to go here!

Sandman and Strutter get settled in opposing corners, and the referee calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

COACH
Here we go!

Sandman and Strutter meet in the middle of the ring, then begin to exchange fists, with Sandman getting the better of the exchange.

COACH
And a mistake right away by Strutter, he's not gonna win a slugfest with Sandman!

Sandman sets up an Irish whip, but Strutter reverses, the drops down.  He leapfrogs Sandman, then reverse leapfrogs him, then meets him with a drop toehold!  Strutter then hops up, and drops an elbow to the back of his head!

COLE
But very quick, perhaps the quickest man in this match, is "After Hours" Felix Strutter!

Strutter grabs Sandman, and rams his head into the buckles, then whips him across, but Sandman gets a foot up!

COLE
But Sandman showing some quickness of his own there, getting the foot up!

Sandman follows up with a running sleeperhold drop, then covers...

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Kickout!

Sandman picks up Strutter, and executes a snap suplex, then goes to the outside and goes through his garbage bin.

COLE
And Sandman already going for some weapons!

Sandman pulls out a kendo stick, and tosses it into the ring.  He then slides a STOP sign in, before rolling inside with a trash can, and dumping the contents out.  He makes his way towards Strutter, but Strutter catches him with another drop toehold, sending him face-first into his own trashcan!

COACH
Oh no!

COLE
Sandman sent right into his own weapon with a drop toehold!

Strutter then makes his way over to the kendo stick, and holds it up in the air, as the crowd cheers him on.  He then brings it down across the back of Sandman!

COLE
And Felix with the kendo stick to the back!

He lets Sandman pull himself to his feet, then brings it across his upper back and shoulders!  He then backs him into a corner, still holding the stick, and whips him across, then catches him coming out with the stick to the gut!  He then hooks him in a standing headscissors...

COLE
Could be the Thunder Bay Throttle!

However, as he starts to hook the arms, Sandman trips him up, and slingshots him into the corner!  He then grabs the stick, and drills Felix right on top of the head!

COACH
DAY-UM~!

COLE
Kendo stick right to the head of Felix Strutter!

Sandman stops to catch his breath, then tosses Strutter to the outside.  He picks up Strutter, and attempts to ram in face-first into the side of the Chamber, but Strutter blocks.

COLE
And now both men trying to force the other's face into the barbed-wire covered Chamber wall!

After a struggle, Sandman goes to the eyes of Strutter, then starts raking his face across the wall!

COLE
And it's Felix, the first one to taste the barbed wire in this match!

Felix sinks to the floor, examining the blood from the cut caused by the barbed wire, then Sandman picks him up and whips him into the steel steps!

COLE
And the already bloodied Felix Strutter tasting the steel steps!

Sandman rolls Strutter back inside, then climbs the steps and follows him in.  He lays the STOP sign across Strutter's body, then climbs to the top, and hits him with a senton bomb!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Sandman rolls to the outside, and pulls a ladder out from underneath the ring!

COACH
Here we go!

COLE
Sandman gonna climb the ladder here!

Sandman pushes the ladder into the ring, then drags the cactus over to where Strutter is laying.  He picks Strutter up, then lays the cactus down, and lays Strutter on top of it.  He goes to the other side of the ladder, then begins to climb it.

COLE
Sandman going for something big here...

COACH
And this could be then end of Felix early if he hits this!

Sandman goes for a SWANTON BOMB from the ladder...but Felix moves, and Sandman hits ALL CACTUS~!

COACH
Oh NO!

COLE
And Sandman finds nothing but cactus!

Sandman rolls forward to his knees on impact, then falls to his stomach, as the crowd groans.  Felix pulls himself to his feet using the ropes, then picks Sandman up, and executes a teardrop suplex onto the cactus!

COLE
And once again onto the cactus!

Cover...

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Kickout!

Sandman crawls across the ring, and grabs a cookie sheet, as Strutter follows and grabs him by his leg.  As Strutter attempts to pick up Sandman, Sandman whacks him on the head with the cookie sheet!

COLE
Cookie sheet to the face of Felix Strutter!

Sandman then tosses Strutter into the corner, and executes BOOT SCRAPES, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes.  Strutter ducks a clothesline, and they clothesline each other!

COLE
Double clothesline!

COACH
Just in time for another entry, Cole!

10!!!


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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

A white spotlight moves around frantically on the cells in the air, before stopping on that of Tango Bosley!

COLE
And it will be the Enterprise representative, Detective Tango Bosley!

Bosley's cell lowers to the ground, and Bosley emerges, tossing his trashcan into the ring, then grabbing the thumbtack-studded motorcycle helmet and rolling inside!

COACH
And Bosley with that helmet, he was happy to stumble upon that!

Bosley puts the helmet on, then drops a headbutt onto Sandman!

COLE
And look at that!  A headbutt to Sandman with that helmet!

Bosley gets to his feet, and drops another headbutt!

COLE
And another, and now Sandman has been cut open!

Bosley removes the helmet, then picks up Sandman, and whips him into a corner, following him in with a corner clothesline, then executing a gutwrench suplex!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COACH
And Bosley coming in here with a full head of steam, and looking good!

Bosley then turns his attention to Strutter, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him, SERVING HARD TIME~!  onto the cactus!

COLE
The cactus coming into play again!

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Shoulder up!

Bosley picks up Sandman, and executes a scoop slam, then rolls to the outside.

COLE
And now Bosley looking underneath the ring for something!

Bosley starts pulling tables out from underneath the ring.

COLE
Bosley's got some tables out!

COACH
How many does he have, Cole?

Bosley sets up four tables, two on top of two, on the floor.

COLE
Bosley with four tables set up, who knows what this is about!

Bosley rolls inside and grabs Sandman, setting him up for a powerbomb near the ropes.

COACH
Oh, he's going to powerbomb Sandman through the tables!

However, Strutter comes off the top with a MISSILE DROPKICK, sending Bosley down, and Sandman rolls him up!

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Kickout!

COLE
And Felix, inadvertently, saving Sandman right there!

Strutter hits a snap legdrop on Bosley, then drags him over in front of the ladder.  He hooks Sandman and drops him with a DDT, then positions the top of his head right next to the top of Bosley's.

COACH
What is this?

Felix begins to climb the ladder, stopping when he gets to the top, and pointing down at Sandman and Bosley, as the crowd buzzes.

COACH
Oh, he's gonna try for both of them!  I gotta see this, Cole!

Strutter grabs onto the top of the ladder, then catapults himself over, nailing BOTH Sandman and Bosley with legdrops from the ladder!

COLE
:o

COACH
Oh, I don't believe it!

Felix turns to his stomach and shakes on the mat, as the crowd chants.

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

COLE
But Felix stunned himself, and he can't cover!

All three men lay on the mat for several seconds, before finally Strutter gets to his feet, followed by Sandman, and then Bosley.  Strutter hammers on Sandman, while Sandman throws shots at Bosley, who in turn throws them at Strutter.

COACH
And now a three-way slugfest going on!

Eventually, Sandman and Bosley both turn on Strutter, hammering him on the back, then joining up for a double suplex!  Bosley covers...

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Shoulder up!

As Bosley continues to work over Strutter, Sandman goes back out to his tote.  He pulls out a chest protector equipped with thumbtacks, and puts it on!

COLE
And another weapon made famous by this match, found by Sandman!

Sandman also pulls out a barbed-wire bat, and a barbed-wire chair!

COACH
Wow, Sandman's not messing around now!

Sandman slides the items inside, then rolls in himself, and brings the chair down across Bosley's back!

COLE
And Bosley feels the barbed wire across the back!

Sandman the drops down and rakes the chair across the face of Bosley, cutting him open!

COACH
Three guys in, three guys bleeding!

Sandman slugs away at Bosley on the mat, as the count comes up.

COLE
And a fourth about to enter!

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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

The lights flash around the cells again, stopping on...BROCK AUSSTIN!

COLE
And here comes Brock!

Brock's cell lowers, as Sandman looks on.  Brock grabs the bag, then exits the cell and climbs into the ring, tossing the bag into Sandman's midsection as he approaches.  Brock then hooks Sandman, and takes him over with an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
And a BIG suplex from Brock Ausstin!

Brock then picks up Bosley, and hits another OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~!  Bosley winds up in a sitting position in the corner, and Brock goes through his bag.

COACH
OK, let's see what Brock's gonna do here...

Brock takes out a ball, and drops it on the mat, then lines up the mallet, as the crowd groans, and sends a shot RIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF BOSLEY~!

COLE/COACH
:o

The crowd continues to groan, as Brock picks up Bosley, and tosses him to the outside.  Meanwhile, in the ring, Strutter sizes up Sandman, hits a kick to the gut...and drives him with the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!!!11111

COLE
The Thunder Bay Throttle!  Sandman could be done right here!

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NO!  Sandman gets the shoulder up!

COACH
No, it's not!

COLE
Sandman kicking out of Strutter's Thunder Bay Throttle!

Strutter gets to his feet, and puts his hands on his hips for a second, then picks up Sandman, and sets him up onto the four tables that Bosley had set up earlier, then goes to the outside.  Meanwhile, on the other side of the ring, Brock scoops up Bosley, and looks to ram him into the ringpost, but Bosley slips down, and shoves Brock into it instead!

COLE
And on the other side of the ring, Brock sent right into the steel ringpost by Bosley!

Bosley then pulls the barbed wire bat out of the ring, and delivers a shot right to the forehead of Brock!

COLE
And now Brock tasting the barbed wire!

COACH
Looks like 4-for-4 on the blood count!

Bosley begins to rake the bat across Brock's face, as Strutter sets up the king-sized ladder in the ring.

COLE
Well, it definitely is now...

COACH
Look up in the ring, Cole!

COLE
Oh my God...

Strutter climbs the big ladder, looking down on Sandman, still on the tables.  However, as he gets towards the top, Bosley slides back in, and shoves the ladder over as Sandman rolls out of the way, sending Strutter all the way into the Chamber wall, then BACKWARDS THROUGH THE STACK OF TABLES~!!!

COLE
And Strutter through all four tables!

COACH
Like a bank shot, Cole!  Off the ladder, off the Chamber wall, nothing but tables!

[b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b]

[b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b]

[b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b]

[b]HO-LY SHIT~![/b]

COLE
Look at the carnage!  And we've still got two more to enter!

Bosley lays around for a few seconds, then rolls back outside to go after Brock, who blocks an attempt to ram him into the Chamber wall, and begins to rake Bosley's face across!

COLE
And Bosley once again tasting that barbed wire!

Brock then begins to slug away on Bosley, until Sandman scales the top rope, and lands on both men with a somersault!

COLE
Sandman still not finished out there!

Sandman slowly gets to his feet, then goes around the side of the ring, and pulls out a BARBED WIRE BOARD~!

COACH
Ooooh, baby.

COLE
And these guys are not done topping themselves!

Sandman slides the board into the ring, then positions it in mid-ring.  He then goes outside and grabs Brock, tossing him inside.

COLE
And Sandman obviously with intentions to put Brock into that board!

Sandman sizes up Brock, then delivers a kick to the gut, setting up the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111

COLE
And here it comes!  Can he get the big man up?

However, Brock blocks, and executes a backdrop...

COLE
But no!

but Sandman manages to land on his feet!

COACH
Sandman to his feet, though!

He then catches a charging Brock, and forces him down ONTO THE BOARD with an STO~!

COLE
And Sandman with an STO onto that barbed-wire board!

Sandman keeps his arm on top...

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NO!  Shoulder up!

COLE
But Brock Ausstin able to kick out!

Sandman rolls to his back, as the count starts up.

COACH
Who's next?

COLE
Will it be the worse-for-wear Colombian Heat, or will it be the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu?

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BUZZ~!

[alfdogg 0]

The lights move back and forth between Heat and Faqu's cell, and stops on...FAQU!

COLE
And the Samoan Wrecking Ball, Faqu, will enter, that means Colombian Heat will enter the Chamber last!

COACH
Well, that's lucky for him, but in his condition, I don't know how much good it'll do, if any!

Faqu's cell lowers, and he rolls into the ring, going right after Strutter, who has just pulled himself in after going through the tables.  He sizes up Strutter, and floors him with a THRUST KICK~!

COLE
And a big kick from the FRESH Samoan Wrecking Ball!

Faqu then backs into the ropes, and jumps into the air for a BIG SPLASH~!

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COLE
And "After Hours" Felix Strutter is eliminated!

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1st elimination: "After Hours" Felix Strutter
eliminated by: Faqu (pinfall)
remaining: Sandman9000, Detective Tango Bosley, Brock Ausstin, Faqu, Colombian Heat (still to enter)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~

Faqu then starts delivering chops to Sandman.

COACH
Well, Felix was the last man eliminated last year, and the first eliminated this year!

COLE
It was Bosley that did the damage, then Faqu came in and cleaned up the scraps!

Faqu then traps one arm of Sandman, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY onto the cactus!

COLE
And Sandman once again sent into the cactus, by a big belly-to-belly suplex!

Faqu pounds on his chest, as a bloodied Brock stands behind him, fist clenched, as the fans cheer.

COLE
Look at this!

Faqu turns around, and is met with a right hand!  And another!  Faqu fights back, and it turns into a slugfest!  Faqu, the fresher man, prevails, then delivers a big headbutt, then scoops Brock up, and executes a Samoan drop!

COACH
What about that, Cole?

COLE
There may be no stopping Faqu in this match!  You may be looking at the new OAOAST Heartland champion right there!

Faqu is proud of himself in the ring, as Bosley pulls himself onto the apron, wearing the chest protector.  Faqu snapmares him in over the top rope, then traps him in the corner, delivering headbutts.  He attempts an Irish whip across, but Bosley blocks, then pulls him back into the corner, and splashes him with the chest protector!

COLE
But Bosley, with that chest protector, able to do a little damage!

Bosley comes at Faqu with martial arts strikes, then knocks him to the mat with a BIG roundhouse kick!

COLE
And finally Bosley able to take the Samoan Wrecking Ball down!

However, Sandman sneaks up behind Bosley with a low blow!  Bosley staggers around, right into Brock, who pulls the chest protector off and scoops him up on his shoulders...

COLE
Could be time for the F-Stunner-5~!

...positions him next to the cactus...

COACH
Oh no, not that!

...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COLE
Right down onto the cactus goes Bosley!

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COLE
And out goes Bosley!

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2nd elimination: Detective Tango Bosley
eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall)
remaining: Sandman9000, Brock Ausstin, Faqu, Colombian Heat (still to enter)
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COLE
So we're down to three in the ring, and one still to come!

Brock then waits on Sandman to get up, and scoops him onto his shoulders delivering another F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111

COLE
And Brock hit it again!  This may be it for Sandman!

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NO!!!  Sandman gets the shoulder up!

COLE
But no, Sandman able to kick out, I can't believe it!

COACH
I'm telling you Cole, this guy's great!

Brock questions the referee's count, then turns around right into a thrust kick from Faqu, which sends him tumbling through the ropes and to the floor!  Faqu follows, and sets up DEATH BY SAMOAN~!!!!!11111

COLE
Oh no, not this move on the floor, come on!

However, Brock is able to get his arms free, then trips up Faqu, and slingshots him into the Chamber wall!

COLE
And now Faqu tasting the barbed wire for the first time!

Brock immediately follows Faqu in and rakes his face across the barbed wire, then picks up the barbed wire chair, and SLAMS it over his head!

COLE
And what a VILE chairshot from Brock Ausstin!

Brock raises the chair to the crowd, which cheers in response.

COLE
And you see the result, Faqu joins the other participants having been busted open!

Brock picks up Faqu, and tosses him back inside, then hooks him, and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY onto the BARBED WIRE BOARD~!

COLE
And now Faqu's back getting it!

Brock lets out a big yell, then turns around right into a lighttube shot from Sandman!

COLE
And here come the lighttubes!

Sandman holds up a lighttube, then tosses it to Faqu, who is on his knees, then executes a YAKUZA KICK~!, sending it right back into his face!

COLE
Faqu with the lighttube kicked right back into his face!

Sandman drops down and covers...

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Shoulder up!

COACH
Boy, I'll tell you, three REALLY tough guys in that ring right now!

COLE
And one more to come here in about a minute!

As Brock works his way to his feet, Sandman grabs a ladder, and sets it on the top rope, then climbs up and grabs it, executing a LADDER-ASSISTED MOONSAULT onto Faqu!

COLE
Moonsault with the ladder!

However, when he turns around, Brock slams a chair into the ladder, sending Sandman down to the mat!

COLE
Man, this just goes back and forth!

Sandman rolls to the outside, and Brock slowly follows, hammering on his back.  Faqu rolls out shortly after, and hammers on Brock, as Brock is double-teamed.  Brock attempts to fight back, as the countdown begins.

COLE
Well, we're about to find out just how much Colombian Heat has for this match!  His cell is about to lower!

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BUZZ~!!!

[alfdogg 0]

The crowd noise escalates as Colombian Heat's cell lowers, and he drags his bag out of the cell, and pushes it into the ring.  He then slides in himself, and sets up a ladder next to the ropes where Sandman, Faqu and Brock are fighting.

COLE
And Colombian Heat, in his weakened state, will climb the ladder here!

COACH
What's he going to do?

Heat climbs the ladder, holding the ironing board with him, then gains his balance on the very top...and RIDES THE IRONING BOARD DOWN ONTO THE CROWD OF PEOPLE~!

COLE
OH MY!  Colombian Heat, putting his body on the line, right out of the gate!

COACH
An ironing-board assisted flying bodypress!  Only in the Chamber of Hell!

Heat slowly gets to his feet, as the other three combatants simply lay out.  He grabs Sandman, and tosses him into the ring, then stomps away at him in the corner.

COLE
And Heat wants Sandman9000!  Look at him go!

COACH
Well of course, he's fresh!  Sandman's been out there the whole match!

Heat picks up Sandman, and executes the DRIVE-BY~! onto the barbed wire board!

COLE
Onto the barbed wire!

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NO!  Sandman gets the shoulder up!

Heat pulls Sandman back into the corner, then climbs up and lays in punches as the crowd counts along!

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Heat is interrupted by Brock Ausstin, who lays in a shot to the back!

COLE
And Brock Ausstin from behind!

Brock then hammers Sandman with a right hand, before ramming Heat into the buckle.  He then delivers a headbutt to Heat, then kicks Sandman in the gut, as Faqu slides back into the ring.  Brock grabs the thumbtack motorcycle helmet, and puts it over his hand, then punches Sandman over the forehead!

COLE
Brock using that helmet like a boxing glove, delivering a big right hand to Sandman!

However, Faqu sends Brock to the mat with a thrust kick!

COACH
But the Samoan Wrecking Ball isn't done yet, Cole!

Heat goes back to work on Sandman, as Faqu stomps Brock to the outside.  Faqu rakes Brock's face across the Chamber wall, then lays in chops, before grabbing the barbed wire chair.

COLE
And Faqu now with that chair wrapped in barbed wire!

Faqu rams Brock in the ribs with the chair, while Heat runs into Sandman's feet in the corner inside.  Sandman chokes away at Heat, while, Faqu charges Brock with the chair, only to have it kicked back into his face!

COLE
But Faqu's plan backfires!

Meanwhile, in the ring, Sandman is climbing a ladder with his back to Heat, who lays below on top of the cactus.

COACH
Sandman going for something big on the inside, Cole!

Heat slowly gets to his feet, and hammers Sandman on the back, then climbs the ladder on the other side.  Meanwhile on the outside, Brock grabs Faqu in a battering ram, and rams him into the Chamber wall!

COLE
And a battering ram on the outside!

COACH
Wow, I don't know if even Faqu's head can take that kind of a move!

Heat rams Sandman's face on the top of the ladder, then climbs over, hooking his legs under Sandman's shoulders...and executing a SUNSET FLIP BOMB OFF THE LADDER ONTO THE CACTUS~!

COACH
Oh my GOD.

COLE
Sandman right on his head and neck on that cactus!

[b]"HO-LY SHIT~!"

"HO-LY SHIT~!"

"HO-LY SHIT~!"

"HO-LY SHIT~!"[/b]

COLE
That was almost like Todd Cortez's Riot Act Plus off of that ladder, down onto the cactus!  But Heat unable to cover!

Heat slowly gets to his feet...and is met with a BARBED-WIRE CHAIRSHOT from Brock Ausstin!

COACH
Now he's REALLY unable to cover!

Heat bleeds as he lays on the mat, as Faqu slides back inside.  Brock lays the chair on the mat, then scoops up Faqu on his shoulders!

COLE
And here comes the F-Stunner-5 on the 300-pounder!

However, Heat hits Brock with a chop block!

COLE
But Heat took the knee out on Brock!

Faqu slowly gets to his feet, and stomps away on Heat, then picks him up and lays in chops!

COLE
And now Faqu going to work on Heat!  That's gratitude for ya, I guess!

Faqu whips Heat into the ropes, then flattens him with a body attack!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Meanwhile, Sandman delivers some forearm shots to Brock in a corner, but Brock grabs Sandman around the throat, and tosses him back into the corner, then delivers BIG right hands!

COLE
Brock Ausstin unloading on the Heartland champion!

Faqu and Heat slip to the outside, as Brock whips Sandman into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Sandman hits a quick dropkick to the head!  Meanwhile, on the outside, Faqu slams Heat's ironing board over his back!

COLE
Right to Heat's injured back!

COACH
Heat's own weapon from his bag! Haha!

Faqu gives him another shot, as Heat arches his back in pain, and Faqu shoves him inside, while Sandman shoves Brock to the outside.  Sandman grabs Brock in a standing headscissors, then hooks his arms.

COLE
Sandman going for the Archangel's Wings on the floor!

However, Brock spins out, then scoops Sandman onto his shoulders, and gives him the F-STUNNER-5 INTO THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER~!!!!!!11111

COLE
But Brock counters, and Sandman taking the F-Stunner-5 into the Chamber wall!  Unbelievable!

Brock stands and catches his breath, then goes back inside, and hammers away on Heat, then executes a hanging fisherman's buster!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

COLE
And Heat getting the shoulder up after that suplex from Brock!

Faqu stomps Sandman on the floor, then allows him to get to his feet, and delivers blows to the side of the face, followed by a big headbutt!  Sandman sinks to his knees, as Faqu grabs the steel steps, lifting them over his head and approaching Sandman, who joins his hands together, and raises them in between the legs of Faqu!

COLE
Sandman with a low blow on the outside, as Faqu was about to slam those steel steps into his head!

Faqu drops the steps behind him, as Sandman lays in some weak right hands.  Faqu quickly recovers, and fires back, knocking Sandman to the floor with another massive headbutt!

COACH
But Sandman has had a lot of starch taken out of him here!

Meanwhile, on the inside, Brock whips Heat to the ropes, and lifts him for a PRESS SLAM~!, but Heat slips behind, and takes Brock's knee out once again!

COLE
And Heat once again, going for the big man's knee!

Faqu reaches into the ring, and drags Heat to the outside, hammering him as Sandman scales the top rope.  Brock catches him, however, and crotches him!

COLE
Sandman got caught going upstairs!

Brock tries to follow him upstairs, attempting to hook him for a superplex, but Sandman delivers right hands.

COACH
Sandman trying to avoid a superplex attempt!

Sandman grabs Brock by the head, and delivers multiple headbutts, sending Brock down to the mat.

COLE
And Sandman able to stave off Brock for now!

Sandman steps back up to the top, then waits for Brock to get up, then jumps off and drives a knee right into his face!

COACH
Wow, that was a flying knee, kind of like a Shining Wizard, off the top rope!

Sandman covers...

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NO!  Brock gets the shoulder up!

COLE
But not enough to put away Brock Ausstin!

Sandman tosses Brock to the outside, then follows him out, and then assists Faqu in stomping Colombian Heat.

COLE
And now it's a double team, as Sandman joins Faqu and they both stomp away on Colombian Heat!

COACH
Yeah!  Stomp right on that back!

However, Brock is able to get to his feet, and hammers on the back of Faqu.  Heat is able to fight his way up on Sandman, and takes the advantage with right hands, then holds him for Brock, who lays in rights to the gut.

COLE
And now it's Sandman being double-teamed, by Colombian Heat and Brock Ausstin!

After a few shots, Brock reaches over Sandman and levels Heat!

COACH
And now Brock attacking Colombian Heat!  How about that?

Brock takes over on Heat on the floor, as Faqu pulls Sandman into the ring.  Faqu whips Sandman into the ropes, but Sandman ducks a clothesline, and floors Faqu with a spinning wheel kick!  Sandman then gets to his feet, and grabs the barbed-wire bat, digging into Faqu's head with it!

COLE
And Sandman putting the barbed wire into play once again, digging into the forehead of Faqu!

Brock makes his way back into the ring, flooring both Sandman and Faqu with shots from the ironing board!  He then grabs his croquet sledge, and begins to choke Faqu with it!  Brock then picks up Faqu, and delivers a headbutt...which only serves to hurt himself!

COACH
Well, that was a dumb move!  Doesn't Brock know about those Samoans?

Brock delivers a second headbutt, same result, then Faqu delivers a big one of his own, before taking Brock over with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
And Faqu could be setting Brock up here!

Faqu then lays down the barbed wire chair, then hooks Brock...and delivers the DEATH BY SAMOAN~!!!!!11111

COACH
There it is!

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COLE
And Brock Ausstin has been eliminated!

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3rd elimination: Brock Ausstin
eliminated by: Faqu (pinfall)
remaining: Sandman9000, Faqu, Colombian Heat
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[alfdogg 0]

Faqu gets to his feet and slaps on his chest, then roars, before Heat rolls back inside and hits him with a PELE KICK~!, sending him through the ropes to the floor!

COLE
But there's Colombian Heat with the Pele Kick!

Sandman comes at Heat with a clothesline, but Heat ducks, and hits Sandman with the PELE KICK~!, as well!

COLE
And one for Sandman!

Heat backs into the ropes, and hits the SHAKY LEGS KNEEDROP~!  Cover...

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Shoulder up!

Heat grabs the barbed-wire chair, then grabs Sandman in a headlock, but Sandman lifts him, and drops him onto the chair with a back suplex!

COACH
Yeah!  Great move, Sandman!

COLE
Heat right down on his injured back on that barbed-wire chair!

Heat rolls around on the mat in pain, as Sandman gets to his feet, then drops a knee to the back!  He turns Heat over, and covers...

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Shoulder up!

Faqu rolls back inside, and hammers Sandman from behind, then rams him into the buckle, before going to work on Heat.  He lays in chops, but Heat slugs back!

COLE
And look at Heat fight back!

A slugfest ensues, with Faqu getting the best of it, before Heat punts him RIGHT IN THE NUTS~!

COACH
Look at that cheap shot!

COLE
There aren't any cheap shots in this match!

Faqu falls to the mat, then Sandman grabs his leg and pulls him to the ringpost, ramming his leg into it!

COLE
And now Sandman9000 wrapping the leg of the Samoan Wrecking Ball around that ringpost!

Sandman then reaches into his bin, and pulls out a spool of barbed wire!

COACH
Oh, man!

COLE
What else can these guys pull out?

Sandman unrolls some of the wire, and wraps it tight around the leg of Faqu, then rams the leg into the post once again!  He then grabs the leg and bends it around the post, pulling back on it, until Faqu finally uses his free foot and kicks Sandman repeatedly in the face to free himself.

COLE
Well, Faqu got himself out of that jam, but his left leg is still wrapped up in that barbed wire!

Faqu tries to unwrap himself, but Heat stops him, catching him with a swinging neckbreaker!  Heat then picks up Faqu, and attempts an Irish whip, but Faqu reverses.  Heat ducks a clothesline, but gets caught in a SAMOAN DROP~!  Faqu follows that up, by dropping his barbed-wire wrapped leg on Heat!

COLE
Faqu with a legdrop, with that leg which is wrapped in barbed wire!

Faqu then sits up, and begins to unwrap the barbed wire from his leg.  After unwrapping it, he wraps it around his fist, then drops into the head of Heat!  Cover...

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NO!  Heat gets the shoulder up!

COLE
But Colombian Heat still refusing to lay down!

Sandman then slides back inside with the ironing board, and jams it into the midsection of Faqu!  As Faqu is doubled over, Sandman stands with his back towards the cactus, and grabs him in a front facelock.  He waits, as Heat gets to his feet, then looks at Sandman for a second, before grabbing a front facelock himself.

COLE
And look at this double team!

COACH
Wow, I can't believe this!

Sandman and Heat lift Faqu, and execute a DOUBLE SUPLEX ONTO THE CACTUS~!

COLE
Sandman and Heat joining forces, and Faqu lands on the cactus!

Heat then goes right back after Sandman, dropping an elbow on him, then picking him up and delivering the GANGSTA SLAM~!  Everyone lays on the mat, as the crowd gets to its feet.

COLE
And listen to the crowd here in Cleveland, showing their appreciation for the final three combatants in the fourth Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell!

Faqu slowly gets to his feet, then stomps away on Heat, kicking him to the outside.  Sandman nails him from behind, then whips him into a corner, and follows him in with a knee to the face!

COLE
Big knee by Sandman9000 to the Samoan Wrecking Ball!

However, Faqu walks right out of the corner, and holds his arms out.

COACH
Look at this, though!

Faqu roars as Sandman turns around, then hooks one arm, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!

COLE
The knee to the head by Sandman, but it had no effect on the big man!

Faqu rolls to the outside, and grabs two steel chairs from under the ring.  He rolls inside with them, then sets them up, and lays the barbed wire board across them.

COACH
What is Faqu doing?

Faqu picks up Sandman, and delivers a chop, then lays him across the board.  He then sets up the big ladder, and begins to climb, with his back to Sandman.

COLE
And the big man going to fly here, possibly!

Meanwhile, on the outside, Heat has got the iron and blowtorch, and is torching the iron, until the base is glowing red!

COACH
Oh my God, look at that iron!

Heat then slides into the ring, and climbs the ladder on the other side.  Faqu reaches over, and throws right hands at Heat, then steps over the ladder and kicks away.  One last kick attempt...but Heat holds the iron out, and Faqu's foot presses into it!

COLE
OH MY GOD, Faqu's foot being burned by that red hot iron!

Faqu sits atop the ladder, as Sandman rolls off the board.  Heat clotheslines Sandman to the mat, then climbs the ladder behind Faqu, and PRESSES THE IRON IN BETWEEN HIS SHOULDER BLADES~!~!~!

COACH
:o  Somebody stop this!

Faqu lays back, and Heat ducks below him, and hooks his arms.

COLE
Oh...my...God...

Heat turns Faqu upside down...and delivers the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE OFF OF THE LADDER, BREAKING THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE BOARD BELOW~!!!!!11111

COLE/COACH
:O :O :O :O :O :O :O

[size=3][b]HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~![/SIZE][/B]

Heat pushes back off of his feet, hooking one of Faqu's legs...

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COACH
Oh, [i]no.[/i]

COLE
Faqu is gone!  We're down to two!!!

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4th elimination: Faqu
eliminated by: Colombian Heat (pinfall)
remaining: Sandman9000, Colombian Heat
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~~~~~~~

[alfdogg 0]

Sandman stands in a corner, as Heat pulls himself to his feet.  The two stare across the ring at each other, as the crowd noise escalates.

COLE
And this is what it had to come down to!  After what Sandman and the Deadly Alliance did to Colombian Heat, now Heat has a chance for revenge!

COACH
Quit living in a fairy tale world, Cole!  This is Sandman's environment!  Heat has no chance!

Heat meets Sandman in mid-ring, and the two slug it out!

COLE
And here we go!

Sandman gets the better of the exchange, then tosses Heat to the outside.

COACH
See that?  Heat's emotions are getting the better of him!  He's not going to win a slugfest with Sandman!

Sandman grabs Heat around the waist, and shoves him back-first into the Chamber wall!

COLE
And Sandman going right after that injured back!

Sandman rams Heat into the wall once again, then picks up the steel steps, and slams them onto his back!

COLE
Oh wow, those steel steps right onto that back!

Sandman rolls Heat back inside, and stomps away at him.  Sandman waits for Heat to get up, then backs into the ropes, and charges at him with a YAKUZA KICK~!...but Heat ducks, then drives Sandman into the mat with the BONG HIT~!

COLE
Heat scores with the Bong Hit!

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Shoulder up!

Heat climbs to the top rope, then waits for Sandman to get to his feet, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~!

COLE
And a missile dropkick!

Heat comes to his feet with a SPINAROONI~!, but sinks back to one knee holding his back.

COACH
:lol:  What an idiot!

Sandman gets to his feet, then hooks Heat...and executes the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111

COLE
And there's the Archangel's Wings!  But Sandman can't cover!

Both men lay on the mat for several seconds, then Sandman scoots over, and drapes an arm over...

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NO!!! Heat gets the shoulder up!

COACH
Come [i]on,[/i] ref!

COLE
Heat getting the shoulder out of there at the last split second!

Sandman pulls himself to his feet, then spots the iron laying on the mat.  He picks it up, then torches it back up.

COLE
And now Sandman with that red-hot iron!

Sandman approaches Heat, and tries to force the iron INTO HIS FACE, but Heat grabs Sandman's wrists with his hands, and keeps it away!

COLE
Sandman was going to drive that iron right into Heat's face!

After a long struggle, Heat drives both feet up into Sandman's gut!  He then pulls himself up, and clotheslines Sandman, then kicks his legs apart, and picks up the iron, as the crowd begins to groan.

COACH
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Heat drives the iron down, as Sandman manages to avoid this grizzly fate with a backwards somersault, then floors Heat with a flying forearm!

COACH
Phew!

COLE
And lucky for Sandman there, he was able to roll out of the way!

Sandman then grabs the barbed-wire chair, and raises it above his head...but as he does, Heat JAMS THE IRON INTO HIS MIDSECTION~!

COACH
Oh no!

Heat rolls up Sandman in a small package!

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NO!  Sandman kicks out!

COLE
Heat ALMOST had it right there!

Heat picks up Sandman, and delivers the PIMP JUICE~!  He then grabs the barbed-wire chair, and CRACKS it over the head of Sandman!

COLE
And a MASSIVE chair shot!

COACH
...I can't believe I'm saying this, but it doesn't look good for Sandman right now!

Heat climbs to the top rope with his back to Sandman...and flies off with STRAIGHT FROM DA STREET~!!!

COLE
Heat with his Sky Twister Press!

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NO!!!  Sandman gets the shoulder up!

COACH
All RIGHT!  Can you believe this, Cole?

COLE
What tremendous fighting spirit shown by both of these two competitors!

Heat gets to his knees and puts his hands over his head, then crawls over to the iron.  He picks it up, and approaches Sandman, waiting for him to get to his feet.  He takes a big swing with the iron, but Sandman ducks, then hooks him, and drives him with a URINAGI INTO THE CACTUS~!

COACH
And still mounting an offense!  This guy is great!

Sandman keeps his arm over Heat...

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NO!!!  Heat gets the shoulder up!

COLE
And Heat not to be outdone, Coach!

COACH
But Heat was the last guy to enter!  Sandman's been out there the whole match!

COLE
And if Sandman does go on to win this, he would be the first person to start the Chamber of Hell match in the ring, and come out the winner!

Sandman then grabs the iron, raises it in the air, and BURIES IT INTO THE CHEST OF HEAT~!

COLE
OH MY GOD~!!!  Sandman with the iron RIGHT INTO THE HEART of Colombian Heat.

Heat lays shaking on the mat, as Sandman drags him into a corner, and sets up the big ladder.  Sandman then hops to the outside, and slides out a tray resting underneath his trash bin, pulling out a STEEL CHAIR WITH LIGHTTUBES FUSED ONTO IT!

COLE
Oh my.

COACH
And look at that chair, Cole, a Sandman specialty!

Sandman slides the chair into the ring, then begins to climb the ladder.  He gains his balance at the very top of the giant ladder...and comes off with a VAN TERMINATOR OFF THE TOP OF THE GIANT LADDER~!!!

COLE
And the lighttubes shattering in the face of Colombian Heat, thanks to that Van Terminator from the top of that huge ladder!

[size=3][b]HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~!

HO-LY SHIT~![/SIZE][/B]

Sandman gets to his feet, then grabs Heat by the arm, and picks him up, then scoops him up onto his shoulders in a reverse fireman's carry...before shifting him, and planting him with the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!!!!!11111

COLE
And the PSYCHO DRIVAH~!

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*DING DING DING*

COACH
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!

COLE
And MERCIFULLY, it's over!  Sandman9000 has retained the Heartland title!

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The referee drapes the belt across Sandman's waist as [i]People = Shit[/i] plays.

COLE
A gallant effort on the part of six of the bravest, toughest men in our business.  Bodies mangled!  Blood, sweat and tears shed!  Careers, possibly lives, changed forever!  But in the end, the result is the same!  Sandman9000, STILL the OAOAST Heartland champion!

Sandman leans over the middle rope, holding his belt into the camera and giving a deep stare.

SANDMAN
Still Deadly.

COACH
Haha!  That says it all, Cole!

Sandman rolls out of the ring, and Alfdogg is waiting for him as he's let out of the Chamber.  Alf raises his hand, then helps him to the back.  Meanwhile, Heat starts to stir in the ring, then crawls to the ropes and comes to his feet, to a rousing ovation.

COLE
And this crowd showing its appreciation for the runner-up, Colombian Heat, as well!  Heat seemed so close to finally unseating Sandman9000 at times during this match, but it was not to be on this night!  The Sandman9000 era will march on!  Let's go to...