Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted September 26, 2008 (edited) Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long long years Stole a many man's soul and his faith Dollar bills engulfed in flames flare across every video screen in the arena, mixing with images of classic American wealth such as Moneymaker's mansion, his vacation ranch in Texas, his numerous cars, his private jets and his hunting expeditions. The audience's hatred flares hotter then the digitized fire as Theodore Moneymaker himself is carried through the parted entrance doors by dutitful attendants. Held aloft on his glimmering golden throne, Moneymaker disregards the venom of the lowly audience, and instead flecks away specks from his luxrious 100% cashmere robe. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome The Bllion Dollar Heir, The Messiah Theodore Moneymaker! The welcome is a frosty one, littered with boos and insults from the Kentucky crowd. The Billion Dollar heir is in no mood to deal with their negativity and orders his throne carriers to silence them as he enters the ring. While his loyal servants work to shush a noisy fanbase, Moneymaker is granted a microphone. COLE Zero Hour comes to us live this Sunday from Celevland, Ohio. We have several title matches including a Heartland Chamber of Hell as well as Moneymaker's arch enemy Krista Isadora Duncan facing off against Mister Dick and his right hand man Christian Wright fighting Bohemoth. But its Theodore Moneymaker promising to drop a bombshell on Zack Malibu. And I'm not the only one who hopes Zack drops a School's Out on him! COACH Malibu is done, he on his last legs. Homeboy couldn't drop a school's out on a baby elephant with sickle cell. "BOOOOOOOO!" MONEYMAKER You're right to boo. You're absolutely right to boo. I understand why you do it, because I want to do it to. I want to boo and curse, and kick and stomp my feet and say enough! Enough of Zack Malibu, I'm as tired of talking about 'em as you are of hearing about 'em. I want to talk about the last game at Yankee Stadium, or the firing of Matt Millen, or my good friend John McCain's plan to stimulate the economy the Clinton era democrats destroyed. And epsouse my theroies on how to improve the National Basketball Association. Here's just a taste: When an inner city youth goes to a bad highschool or grows up in a poor household, schools hold him to lower standard just because he had to work 40 hours a week, take care of his siblings, watch his mom be strung out on drugs while his dad is in prison and his high school didnt have books. Boo-fukkin-hoo. Instead of making this thug pull himself up by his timberland bootstraps, these schools attempt to level the playing field by admitting him with lower grades, lower test scores and essays laced with ebonics. COACH Word up, I ain't trynna be fuckin with webster's dictornary of stupid ass monkey shit just to get into college. MONEYMAKER From now on, every 2 point shot a white guy makes should be worth 3 points, a 3 should be worth 4 points, a free throw is worth 1.5 points. White players should get 8 fouls before they foul out, and they should be credited with an automatic block AND steal before the game starts to compensate for their defensive playmaking weaknesses. The typical white kid might have a few advantages that lead to him doing a better job in school then the black kid.........but he doesnt have nearly as many advantages as the black kid does with basketball. Lets break it down as the following, White kid: Go to college, parents don't make much of money so you take out loans. Graduate making $50,000 a year, you have $40,000 in loans....plus you have to pay taxes because people are on welfare. Black kid: Lebron James gets a 90 million dollar contract from Nike at age 18! COACH Its a shame when hardworking Americans like you and I are left to pay the price for the black man's laziness. COLE "WE WANT ZACK! WE WANT ZACK! WE WANT ZACK!" MONEYMAKER My problem is that Zachary just doesn't take hints all that well, now does he? The man has many, many, flaws, too many for me to go into right now, but I think the biggest is that he just doesn't know when he's not wanted. I lead a team of knights in shinning armor against he and his worthless lapdog Rodez, defeat them with ease, and although he pulled a bull excuse about his little girl, he still came crawling back to the OAOAST. I've ran him down deep into the ground, exposed him as a fraud and he still has the nerve to drag his carcass back to my company for even more whippings and tongue lashings. What's wrong with this moron? Can someone tell me? Is he a masochist, is that his thing? You like to be abused, go hang around Malaysia! BWHAHAHAAH COACH Trill line, sir. Trill line. COLE Trill line? You're just making up terms as you go along. COACH Sucka, quit being a bouncy monk, ol wobbly chuckle plant! MONEYMAKER And that's why I gotta do what I have planned for Zero Hour. Zack hasn't given me any choice, and his In Crowd hasn't given me any choice. Their refusal to leave the OAOAST to the men rightfully deemed to run it is what has caused me and my Enterprise to dig deep into his past and show the world once and for all what type of evil bastard the men who used to be in control of this company have called The Franchise. I wish I didn't have to do this, and Zack, Rodez, and the rest would go quietly away into the night. But they refuse and so they must be destroyed. But, what can I destroy them with? COLE How about facing Zack in a straight one on one match? How about having the guts to do that? MONEYMAKER The options are endless thankfully. Because as few of you are willing to acknowledge, Zack Malibu is one evil, vile little troll. He and his kind have routinley gone above and beyond anything I would ever do in my war to preserve the integrity of this great institution. Zack Malibu has assaulted women, he's turned on his best friends, he's chased talented youngsters out this company, he's put his family in danger, he's held back future superstars, he's given his friends positions they have no business holding, and he has been a detrmient to a company that has at times been a determinet to a network I invest much of my own money into! "YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!" MONEYMAKER Shut up, all of you! I don't have time to play your little games. Only time for mine, and mine is no game. What I'm playing with is human life and reality. I will show you the reality of Zack Malibu at Zero Hour. But tonight I want to give you a taste of what may come this Sunday. Mackenzie, Christian, and myself spent hours pouring over the worst of Zack Malibu, his most dastardly deeds and what we saw surprised even us. We saw a man, that if he were anyone besides Zack Malibu, would not only be out the OAOAST but rotting inside a jail cell as well. BWAHAHAHAHA! Though there were days worth of footage of that heathen committing his heinous actions, these are only a few of his more violent moments. Please enjoy, because I certainly did not. OAOAST HeldDOWN~! August 8th 2004 The crowd is at a fever pitch, as Northstar stands up and takes the chair into his hands, raising it above his head...but then gets struck with a low blow by Malibu! Northstar drops the chair and falls to his knees, as Zack gets up, his face red with anger as he looks at his old enemy. Malibu takes the chair, and Northstar tries to get his hands up to deflect the shot, but can't... CRACK~! ...and Malibu levels him across the top of the head with a chairshot! Northstar falls backwards, more blood pouring out of the cut, as it's been widened. The blood stains the mat as Northstar rolls onto his stomach, but that doesn't stop Zack, who raises the chair up and brings it down across Northstar's back! And again! And again! And AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Northstar groans in pain after every shot, his spine absorbing the full impact of the blows. Malibu reaches down, pulling Northstar up by the head and leading him into the corner, where he stands him. Northstar, unable to stand on his own, slumps down as Zack backs off, reaching into his pocket for... BRASS KNUX! Malibu slides the brass knuckles onto his hand, and takes Northstar by the head, then viciously pounds on the cut with his right, knux covered hand! Northstar weakly grabs Zack's arm, trying to push him away, but Zack takes him by the head and leads him across the ring before throwing him facefirst into the cage wall! COLE This is a massacre! Somebody stop this! Northstar crawls across the mat, a trail of blood left in his wake, as Malibu picks up the microphone. Seeing NS trying to push himself to his feet, Malibu runs at him and nails him in the ribs with a soccer kick, doubling Northstar over! MALIBU IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!? IS IT!? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!? YOU KNOW WHO I AM, NORTHSTAR! YOU KNEW! YOU KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU! I'M ZACK MALIBU, DAMMIT! Zack drops to his knees, rolling Northstar over and again pounding on his forehead with brass knuckle shots. Northstar is COVERED in blood, as his normally flamboyant looks have been replaced by a crimson mask. Malibu pulls him up and walks him over to the wall of the cage that faces the aisleway, and just rakes Northstar's face against the steel mesh, covering it in his blood! MALIBU TAKE A LOOK! WHOEVER IS BACK THERE, LOOK AT HIS FACE! CRYSTAL! CRYSTAL! THIS IS YOU, CRYSTAL! THIS IS YOU! Malibu delivers a final, sickening rake to Northstar's face before letting him drop to the canvas, tucking his head to try and avoid any further damage Angleslam 2004 Malibu sits up, and looks over his shoulder at the Female Phenom, who yet again is motionless on the canvas. After catching his breath, Malibu stands up, cringing as he walks on his bad legs, and stands over Crystal. He then nudges her body with his foot, but doesn't get a response, as she appears to be out of it. Malibu circles her, running his hands through his blood soaked hair and looking down at Crystal before he snaps, and begins stomping her repeatedly! Crystal's body bounces as it takes each stomp, and Malibu goes wild, driving his foot into her body as he screams at her. "YOU MADE ME DO THIS! YOU MADE ME THE BAD GUY!" Malibu continues stomping, as the fans boo and plead with him to stop. "IT'S YOUR FAULT! YOU DID THIS TO ME! YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF!" OAOAST HeldDOWN April 29th 2004 Zack tells Calvin to set the chair up, which he does, and then sets Crystal in it. Zack retreats to the floor, scooping up his World Title belt that he threw down as he was apparently making the save for Crystal. Crystal sits in a daze, her eyes 3/4 of the way closed, and if it weren't for Cal holding her in place, she'd fall out of the chair. COLE What are they doing to this poor girl? Malibu comes over to her with the title, and starts taunting her with it, calling her every name in the book, and a few new ones. Malibu asks "if she understands", and Calvin shakes her head as if she's saying "no", so Malibu backs up, then jumps forward, drilling Crystal in the forehead with a beltshot! COLE My God stop it! Just stop it Zack! Anglepalooza 2007 Bruce Blank struggles, and can't move, as his hands are trapped behind him! Malibu goes and retrieves the chair, and hie picks it up, moving towards Blank to lay waist to him...but Bruce kicks Zack in the stomach, then kicks both of his legs off the mat and kicks the chair into Malibu's face! COLE Son of a...! Zack's weak, we knows he's weak, but he can't let Bruce Blank get the better of him. Blank twists and wriggles, and finally winds up snapping belt buckle from the belt itself, freeing himself from Zack's trap. Noticing Zack trying to get up, Blank hits a soccer style kick to his ribcage, doubling him over, before he again reaches into his pocket. COLE What the hell's he got...IS THAT A LIGHTER!? To answer Cole's question, it is indeed a lighter, as Blank shows it to the crowd by taking Malibu's OAOAST shirt and SETS FIRE TO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! COACH Aw damn...DAMN! COLE Get up Zack, come on, please! Candie shrieks, which is music to Bruce's ears as he approaches Malibu, who is groggy on the mat... ...AND WHO COMES UP WITH A SCHOOL'S OUT OUT OF NOWHERE, DROPPING BRUCE BLANK LIKE A GUNSHOT~! COLE SCHOOL'S OUT! SCHOOL'S OUT! Malibu quickly crawls for the lighter, as Blank checks to see if his jaw is still in place. Zack can barely move, having exhausted what little energy he had on that superkick, and he and Blank come up to their feet together... FWOOSH~! ...AND ZACK THROWS A FIREBALL INTO THE FACE OF BRUCE BLANK~! "YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" Blank screams the loudest anyone's ever heard, as he's met with scorching hot fire, right in the face! Blank goes into shock, kicking his legs and flailing his arms, patting his face and screaming even louder as the flesh melts! Malibu goes over and grabs the now-frantic monster and takes him by the head, leading him towards the wall of the cage... ...AND STARTS RAKING HIS BURNING FLESH ON THE WALL OF THE CAGE~!? COACH Oh man, oh MAN! "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Malibu takes it to him, not letting up, as Bruce's blackened flesh starts peeling off, the cage digging through the tender skin and cutting down to bone! "AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH!" OAOAST HeldDOWN May 11th 2006 Bloodshed and Blank quickly double up on Jax, putting the boots to him against the guardrail, while Zack pulls O'Hara up...and gets a low blow! He staggers as Jamie backs away and goes to pick up his chair, but as he turns around Zack reaches for the broadcast table, grabbing Jamie's 40 oz... ...and BUSTS THE BOTTLE OVER HIS HEAD~! COACH YO~! COLE My God, there's glass everywhere, and Jamie O'Hara has been busted open! The cameras focus in on the fallen flyer, head dripping with blood due to Zack's actions, while Malibu just stands over him, sneering. Suddenly, Malibu snaps out of it, looking down at the glass shrapnel, and picks up a shard...then falls to his knees and starts carving Jamie O'Hara's forehead! COLE This is...NO! Zack, NO! STOP~! O'Hara screams loudly as Malibu takes the shard of glass and opens him up even further, then goes to work on the cut, punching it until his own hand is stained with blood! He then takes O'Hara by the head and hurls him, headfirst, into the side of the commentator's table, causing blood to smear all over the side of it! CABOOSE Zack, c'mon Zack, that's enough! COLE He's snapped! Static, Jax, O'Hara, they've pushed him over the edge! All of a sudden, Caboose gets out of his chair to a HUGE POP, pushing past Michael Cole and prying Malibu away from O'Hara, saying "ENOUGH!" as loud as can be. Cortez, who has recovered, pushes Caboose back, but instead of striking fear in his heart, it draws the former World Champion closer into a staredown! Blank and Bloodshed come over and stand behind Cortez, but now Zack pulls Caboose away and stands himself in the middle, trying to calm things down! COACH C'mon 'boose, smack 'em with your bat! I got it right here! COLE Coach, shut up! As Caboose argues with the Wildcards and Malibu, various staff hit ringside to help O'Hara, who is dripping blood all over the floor, no thanks to Zack. James Blonde and Faqu are among the people who rush out to see what's going on, and now they side with Caboose, directing their anger towards Zack and his newfound allies! COLE We've got a volatile situation here! We've got two men down, one bleeding...excessively! We've got Zack Malibu trying to keep the peace, but that...that's tough to do when you're the reason for it all! OAOAST HeldDOWN August 3rd 2006 Malibu charges towards The Wildcards again, and Blank has the gall to put his two hands up and beg off, as security forms a wall again, preventing Zack from getting to The Wildcards. Malibu's face is red, as he is fuming, having to stare at the man who was ballsy enough to enter his home and corner his girlfriend and daughter act like a coward. Without hesistation, Malibu starts pushing cops and bodyguards aside, scattering them around as he tries to get to Bruce Blank! COLE He's fighting everyone! He wants Bruce Blank and The Wildcards! Malibu struggles, but again his tackled by the waist and this time taken to the canvas by security, who pin him to the mat! The Wildcards stand back and let security do their work, as one of the LAPD officers says to hold Zack down, as they plan on handcuffing him. Zack seems to calm down and oblige as he's rolled onto his back, but as they go for his arms, he jolts upward, grabbing the cop by the waist and then shoving him to the canvas, as he's got something in his hand. ZACK MALIBU HAS JUST STOLEN THE OFFICERS GUN. COLE Coach... COACH Oh my God. Malibu spins around and waves the gun, pointing it squarely at The Wildcards. His lip quivering, his body trembling, Malibu extends his arm out, pointing the gun in the direction of one man, and one man only. Bruce Blank. The entire arena is silent, as you could hear a pin drop amdist the chaos everyone is seeing right now. Emotion overtakes Zack, as tears fall from his eyes despite the grim determination in his eyes...the intent on gaining revenge for his family. Blank, for the first time we've ever seen, is white as a ghost as he's looking down the barrel of a gun. Malibu coldly stares at Blank, his demeanor doing all the talking while he keep him at bay. Police and security continue trying to talk Malibu down, not wanting anything irrational, or even fatal, to happen. Malibu slowly steps back, still clutching the gun in his hand, although his arm begins to shake. One of the LAPD comes over to him and slowly lowers his arm, then takes the gun from him, as he's spun around and handcuffed. A sigh of relief is breathed by everyone in attendance, as what could have happened didn't. Malibu is lowered to the canvas and then rolled out under the bottom rope in handcuffs, and led up the aisleway, out of the arena. The fans, the staff...everyone and anyone look on as Zack Malibu, the OAOAST poster boy, the former World Champion, and a father of a newborn babygirl, faces the ultimate in public humilation. While the men who accosted his family remain free and clear of any wrongdoing. FADE OUT. We return to live action with the audience vhemently booing as Moneymaker's lips form a large smile over the display he just showcased. COACH Videotape doesn't lie, Mikey. Zack did all those things and more, Mister Moneymaker actually went easy on the guy. Wouldn't want to upset his precious little daughter, woluld we? COLE Just shut up. MONEYMAKER BWAHAHHAHA! There's your viterious hero in all his glory! The Franchise Zack Malibu, the pride of Rhode Island, the pride of the OAOAST. Loving father, doting husband, woman beater, psychopath, and gun toting maniac. Be objective and ask yourself what is Zack Malibu really here for? To serve the betterment of the OAOAST or to fuel his own ego and bring harm to anyone who threatens him? Did Jamie O'Hara deserve to have glass driven through his skull? Did Northstar deserve to have his career ended? Did Crystal deserve to be brutalized for months on end? Did Bruce Blank and the Wildcards deserve to have a GUN pulled on them? Say what you will about the circumstances surronding each of those incidents, but Zack Malibu has crossed the line one too many times. The Enterprise intends on finally having his past catch up to him. The results won't be pretty. "ZACK! ZACK! ZACK!" sing the audience, still very much in support of the former world champion. Moneymaker doesn't look pleased with the vocal support for the man he's viciously slandering in the ring...and is all the more surprised at their joyous reaction when SLY SOMMERS walks down the aisle! COLE Well, the fans are chanting for Zack, but they're getting another In Crowd member right now! COACH Because Zack is afraid to come face to face with the facts, Cole! Sommers gets in the ring and requests a mic, while Moneymaker stands with arms folded, silently questioning his appearance. SOMMERS First off, let's clear one thing up right here, right now. Yes, Zack Malibu is back there, and he would like nothing more than to come out here and kick your ass from corner to corner RIGHT NOW. The fans roar, and Moneymaker simply raises an eyebrow. SOMMERS I know that's what the fans want, I certainly know that's what us in the back want...and honestly, Moneymaker, it has to be what you want, because everything you say and do just BEGS for an ass kicking! Moneymaker scowls, as Sly continues. SOMMERS I'm going to try to be diplomatic here tonight. I'm trying to be the voice of reason, and I even asked Zack myself that I handle this matter. Because nobody...NOBODY...in this company knows more about Zack's supposed "bad side" than me. You talk about young stars run out of the company by Malibu? That was me. You talk about friends that Malibu turned on and left high and dry? That was me? You sit here and show clips of the Zack Malibu of years ago, asking these fans how could they tolerate such actions? They DIDN'T, because the Zack Malibu of today is NOT the same man of years past. It's true, Zack's always had somewhat of an ego...you tell me someone who has everything he has that wouldn't. He's a good looking guy, has a beautiful girlfriend, a beautiful baby daughter... MONEYMAKER That he had OUT OF WEDLOCK, Sly! SOMMERS ...is that ALL you have? You pull up footage of Zack's purported wrongdoings, which he was doing AS A HEEL, Theodore! He wasn't pretending to be the pride of the OAOAST when those things happened! Beating down Crystal, shunting me out the door and onto my ass, attacking Leon, carving people up...Zack was certainly NOT the same guy he is today. Call it a phase, call it a dark side, call it what you will, but the fact is you are trying to use things against Zack that he himself would tell you he's not proud of! As for the gun incident, you want to use that one against him? Then you look me in the eye and tell me that if a group of maniacs like The Wildcards went after YOUR family, what would you do? Would you use your money to just buy back the bad memories of it all? Would you pay off those guys to make sure they never did it again? Or would you want nothing more than to see them on the receiving end of a scare after what they did? Wouldn't you WANT to make them pay? MONEYMAKER This isn't about me, Sly! Don't try to spin this one back on me to protect your friend from what he really is...a FRAUD. Let's consider that you're right...that maybe I didn't pick the best examples of showing Zack at his worst. Does that negate the fact that he's got an unwed mother sitting at home with a daughter he barely sees after being on the road day in and day out, wrestling matches, making appearances, and being the golden boy for this company? Does it erase the fact that he's associating with some of the lowest of the low and presenting them as role models for these people? Is he really trying to push a former porn star like Leon Rodez or a washed-up ex-junkie like YOU on the viewing audience as pillars of society? I will not, I CANNOT let that happen! Sly seems flustered by the attack on his character, but does his best to keep under control. SOMMERS Once again, Moneymaker, you're bringing to light things that the public already knows. Leon's past and my past are certainly not secrets. Now let me tell you something...if you want to use someone's past against them, look no further than Sly Sommers. But when you do it, know that I take full responsibility for my actions. I'm not proud of what I once was, but it was the respect and the faith that people like Zack Malibu had in me that restored me to what you see before you. I'm clean, I'm sober, I'm BACK in the OAOAST. I'm accepted by my peers again. I'm accepted by these fans again. You walk around here flashing hundred dollar bills, looking for the easy way out by using your resources, never wanting to fight your battles. You buy people off to do your dirty work. You couldn't even be bothered to step into the ring for an actual match at Zero Hour, you had to lure Zack into this "face off" where you're going to make him confront his past? It's a nice way of saying that you're too much of a chickenshit to face him one on one! MONEYMAKER I mock Zack, YOU come out here, and I'M the chickenshit? SOMMERS Had Zack told me not to come out here, I still wouldn't have listened...because people need to hear it from someone other than Zack about what kind of person he really is. Not someone like you, who fears him, maybe is a little jealous of him? No, they need to hear it from someone who was at his absolute worst, and turned his back on friends and family alike, yet was pulled up from that gutter by Zack Malibu. Zack Malibu helped me get my second chance, Moneymaker, and I fully intend on cashing in on it. MONEYMAKER Cashing in? Tremendous work with the pun there, Sly Sommers...but something tells me you're second chance is about to be cut short in quick fashion. Moneymaker drops his mic, and starts rolling his sleeves up, as if he's ready for a fight. Sommers, impressed with Moneymaker's willingness to finally face someone one on one, starts rolling up his sleeves...BUT THEN GETS HIT WITH A CHOP BLOCK FROM DETECTIVE BOSLEY~! COLE What the hell! Fight fair, Moneymaker! COACH Life ain't fair Mikey Cole...that's why he's got the dolla dollas to make it worth his while! Sly crumbles, clutching his knee and screaming in pain, while Moneymaker starts putting the boots to him. Bosley rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair, folding it up and sliding it into the ring. Moneymaker picks it up, and then slams the chair across the same knee that Bosley took out from under Sly! COLE What a rat bastard! Sly Sommers...his knee could be seriously damaged from this attack! Moneymaker grabs the chair and holds it longways, looking to drive the edge of it into Sly's knee...but the crowd comes to life with applause, as ZACK MALIBU hits the ring in a fury! Moneymaker and Bosley scatter as soon as The Franchise slides into the ring, and rather than chase them off, he rushes to tend to his friend. COACH Moneymaker's the coward, but he's right there and Zack's not making a go at him! COLE He's tending to his friend, Coach! Sly Sommers is hurt! Sly mouths "my knee" to Zack and it's caught on camera, as Malibu looks his ally over. Malibu waves the EMT's on, and as they start to tend to Sly, he picks up one of the fallen mics. MALIBU MONEYMAKER! Let me tell you something, you son of a bitch. You've got a problem with me and that's fine...but you want to use my friends and my family to bait me? To try to lure me out? I was going to be at Zero Hour no matter what. I'm ready to "face my past" or whatever you have planned...but if you think you're walking out of that arena Sunday night without getting your ass handed to you, whether it's in the ring, in the back, in the parking lot...you've got another thing coming! You bring your Enterprise, you bring your money...but so help me God you better keep some in your pocket for your medical bills, because you just brought hell down on yourself! Zack drops the mic, as Moneymaker and Bosley scowl from the aisleway. Zack goes and stands by Sly as he's loaded onto a stretcher, and we fade out with the visual of the In Crowd member being carried off, hopefully not seriously hurt. Edited September 27, 2008 by Zack Malibu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
