The One And Only Raw Thread For 6/24/02!

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

Asses a jiggling!

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Jackie Gaydar's very shiny outfit could be used to distract people.

[Guest goodhelmet]

well, it certainly seems like this message board is more than the pile of suck coming from your tv screens

[Guest Big McLargeHuge]

I'm just waiting for Jackie's knee to snap like a twig.

[Guest CanadianChris]

Someone tell Jackie that you're not supposed to, you know...TRY TO GET UP WHILE THE REF IS SUPPOSED TO BE COUNTING YOU DOWN.

 

Glad they taught those Tough Enough winners the basics, at least.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

Dammit, what the hell is wrong with JR's announcing tonight? It's even more botched than usual.

[Guest Flyboy]

Wow...I found that match entertaining....

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Molly:"At-least-I-didn't-sleep-my-way-to-the-top"

 

Let's-see:

 

Jackie-gives-Head-to-Al-Snow

Jackie-gives-Head-to-Bob-Holly

Jackie-is-now-one-of-Big-Poppa-Vince's-Freaks.

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Halloween-Commercial!

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

Trish is the second best active wrestler on Raw after....LATINO HEAT.

[Guest Your Olympic Hero1]

Jackie needs to stick to her dayjob of eating cock...

[Guest RicFlairGlory]

Wow...I found that match entertaining....

Boy you got it bad....

[Guest GenerationNever]

Are you kidding? Trish's promo sucked.

[Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly]

I think they are under the impression that Lesnar will be another Kurt Angle since they both were amateur wrestlers. The difference is, Angle doesn't suck!

[Guest Human Fly]

TE winners both still look green. At least Linda was selling the back even after the match was over.

[Guest LJSexay]

so I cry, for the mighty have fallen so much, so quickly.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

Everything about that match sucked. Hopefully the rest of the show will be better.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

All I know is that when Linda threw Jackie out of the ring, she got herself a HANDFUL o' ass as she did it. It was a nice visual.

 

Why can't Molly wear those shiny asspants?

[Guest Mattdotcom]

When Jackie took off that trenchcoat an hour ago, you could almost hear Pete from TE2 crying.

 

J.R. has a bad feeling about tonight. Is he auditioning for Episode II or trying to hype something? Stay tuned!

[Guest Flyboy]

Yay!

 

Replay of RVD interrupting Brock!

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Jesus-Christ!

The-night-couldn't-get-even-more-worse,could-it?

[Guest El Satanico]

Maybe the stress of WWeee sucking no matter what they do is affecting JR's little mind.

 

Or perhaps JR is afraid of what Vince will do next if WWeee continues sucking.

 

Perhaps since JR deals with the talent he's afraid that his job could be next as Vince continues to over look the problems Stephanie has.

[Guest massivHEDtrauma]

I'm going on record right now saying RVD will go over tonight. If he does not, I will...be wrong, I guess. Seriously, no matter how stupid the WWE is, no freakin' way they job RVD two nights in a row to the same guy. And if they do, there better fucking well be some interference. Or something like-

 

HOLY SHIT IT SPOKE~!!! I take the preceeding statements back.

[Guest Flyboy]

RVD SPEAKS~!

 

He even did the spinkick like he did in ECW... too sweet.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

HE SPEAKS!!!!!!!

[Guest Flyboy]

BROCK SPEAKS~!

[Guest Cubbie78]

Brock SPEAKS...dear god

[Guest goodhelmet]

Trish is the second best active wrestler on Raw after....LATINO HEAT.

i'm sorry. did rvd suddenly disappear from the raw roster?

[Guest bps "The Truth" 21]

well...Brock may get himself over

[Guest LesnarLunatic]

Holy shit!

 

Brock sure does have a messed up ear

[Guest Mattdotcom]

It talks!