Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 (edited) We return from break only to be greeted by the first appearance on this show in over five years of a former fan favorite. Zack Malibu's former girlfriend, and the original In Crowd's valet, Alison, is standing in the ring, showered with boos. Standing alongside her is the leader of The Enterprise, Theodore Moneymaker, who has made Zack Malibu a target after ousting Malibu's close friend Anglesault from power in the OAOAST. ALISON It seems like it only took a handful of days for you people to be brainwashed by your precious savior. So go ahead, boo me, people. Boo me, but when you come to realize the truth of what I said this past Sunday night, don't expect me to accept the apologies! Whether Alison thought that would help or not, it doesn't, because the boos continue. ALISON I heard Zack earlier, and all I have to say is...does Zack even KNOW what he's talking about lately? First, he tries to save face by saying he never had anything bad to say about me...and then he proceeds to go on and try to verbally tear me apart? As if I CARE what he thinks anymore? COLE Well, she certainly did at one point...and I think she missed the part of Zack's promo where he said his anger stems from his family being brought into this. COACH Excuses, excuses. ALISON I have news for you, Zackary. If you thought Zero Hour was a one time thing, a chance meeting of two former friends, well, you're wrong. Thanks to Mr. Moneymaker and thanks to Josie...a woman who Zack once assaulted on a pay per view broadcast that you people all paid for, mind you...I am now once again a contracted member of the OAOAST! COLE What!? She's back for good? COACH Ha ha! It keeps getting better and better! Well, worse if your name is Zack Malibu! Moneymaker cackles, as Alison smiles proudly. The fans continue booing...at least until "Getting Away With Murder" kicks in, bringing them to their feet! COLE Heeeeeeeere we go. Malibu comes out, walking slowly to the ring, while Moneymaker leads Alison by the arm to the far side, acting as her protector despite using her to keep Malibu at bay just a few days ago. Zack rolls into the ring and stares the two of them down, while Teddy and Alison seem disturbed by the interruption. MALIBU For the benefit of those who missed the pay per view and your grand return, Alison, let me give a brief recap of the latest happenings between Zack Malibu and Theodore Moneymaker. Let's see...Moneymaker starts coming after me, calling me a fraud, airing old footage of me, trying to paint me in a bad light? I'm doing good so far, right? Then, I rebuke his claims, and he follows up by airing more footage, spewing more crap...but yet won't get in the ring with me at Zero Hour. Oh no, he can't do that he says, because he's got something up his sleeve that's going to rock my world! So Zero Hour comes, and I have to come face to face with my past...and here you come, five years after the last phone call I left you and NOW you want to talk. Except this time...this time you're MEAN! You're mad at me, you're spinning it around as if I kicked you to the curb, when the fact is that YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ME. Now, maybe you coming back was supposed to stir something in me. Maybe it was supposed to emotionally cripple me, but it didn't. It can't, and that's because I stopped giving a DAMN about you five years ago! Even Moneymaker's jaw drops at the bluntness, while Alison's eyes squeeze into a vicious glare. MALIBU I got over you a LONG time ago, Alison. I left you to live the life that YOU wanted, not a life I threw you into. If you think you made a wrong decision with me, then fine, that's your choice. Personally though, I think the only wrong decision you've made is by hooking up with this clown, just to get a few extra bucks in your pocket! ALISON Honestly Zack, do you think this is about the money? Do you think for one second I'm some charity case, some girl down on her luck because her boyfriend abandoned her years ago? Don't flatter yourself! I've done perfectly well for myself since you last saw me. I've lived a great life, and I continue to do so. I'm back because I couldn't stand to see you out here anymore lying to everyone's face! That shining armor you supposedly wear is tarnished, Zack. You are FAR from the hero you position yourself as! MALIBU What are you people, starting a cult or something? You're OBSESSED with this hero-worship deal. I said it before, Moneymaker is obsessed with my status in this company. He's trying to rewrite history, and I've gotta say, you're pretty damn motivated, Teddy. But bringing in my ex-girlfriend does not get you any closer to being me than wearing an In Crowd shirt does. Moneymaker becomes agitated, and takes the mic from Alison. MONEYMAKER Again, you flatter yourself Zackary by actually thinking I'm trying to be like you. Zack, I'm already ABOVE you. I've surpassed you in social status, wealth, and power. My star shines brightly in the sky, while yours crashed to earth a long, long time ago. You're at the end of your rope, because for every foe you've vanquished, they've chipped away just slightly at that shining armor you claim to wear. Men like Stephen Popick, Bruce Blank, women like Crystal, they all have something in common. At one point in time, they brought out your dark side. You say that it's something that only surfaces when you're pushed too far, as if you're Bruce Banner morphing into the Incredible Hulk. The truth is, Zack, is that the only side you have IS that dark side, but you put a fresh coat of paint on it and smile to the fans, and they gobble it up because they don't want to believe they've been led on! The only reason you get cheered is because of their own personal guilt, knowing that they're fools for doing so! The crowd is not happy with being called fools, and let Moneymaker know so. MONEYMAKER SHUT UP! I swear, you'll all be thanking me one day, soon enough. Because Zack Malibu's time as The Franchise of the OAOAST is coming to an end. I promise you, Zack, I PROMISE YOU, that we will meet in this ring, where I can overshadow you with my physical acumen. Until then, though, I'll continue to find proof that exposes you as a fraud. I'll spare no expense at showcasing you at your very worst! MALIBU Put any spin on it that you'd like, Moneymaker. Have me face my past week after week. Bring back Popick, bring back Blank, bring back Mario Logan or Green Mist for all I care! Let's face it, while you're busy living in MY past, I'm standing here in the present, ready, willing and way more than able to prove myself to you and kick your ass while doing so! Malibu drops the mic, done with his retort, and turns his back to Moneymaker and Alison. The leader of The Enterprise and the recently rehired valet talk off-mic, as Malibu ducks out of the ring and stares at them one last time, his body langauge showing them he means business before walking away. Edited October 3, 2008 by Zack Malibu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
