King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2008 COLE Welcome back to OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, moments away from our main-event. And I'm glad to say I'm joined here at ringside by a man with a vested interest in proceedings here, the World Heavyweight Champion Tha Puerto Rican... which of course means, Coach has ran for the hills. PRL It really must be your lucky day Michael Cole. If they suddenly announce an N*Sync reunion before midnight, I'd advise you go out and grab like 100 lottery tickets. COLE But I only get paid $65 for doing this show. PRL Yeah? When did we start with the performance related pay around here? Anybody? One-two, guys in the truck, any help? COLE Anyway, main-event, fatal four way number one contendership, the winner goes on to the Halloween Spectacular to challenge for the World Title. And we all know what happened last year! PRL A night that'll go down in history. Right alongside Hitler's first public speech, George Bush's election victory and the night Coach started this job. Or any job for that matter. *Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire!* “Fuel” by Metallica starts playing, causing the fans to rise up and boo, as Brickston marches out through the entrance. Flanked by the sharply dressed Vitamin X, Brickston cracks his neck from side to side and sizes the crowd up before beginning to head for the ring. BUFFER The following Fatal Four Way contest is set for one fall, with the winner to recieve an OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship match at this month's Halloween Spectacular! Introducing the participants. First, being led to the ring by his manager, VITAMIN X!! From Sacramento, California... he weighs two hundred and fifteen pounds... ladies and gentlemen, this is... BBRRRRRIIIIIIICCKKSSSSSSTTOOOOOOOOOONN!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Vitamin X climbs up the ring steps and holds the ropes open for Brickston to enter the ring. Brickston wipes his feet on the ring apron and then enters, raises both fists over his head and letting out a mighty roar. Just incase the point didn't get across, he then climbs to the middle turnbuckles to do it again. COLE Brickston may not have the credentials or the resumé that his three opponents have, but that doesn't tell the whole story. This guy is legitimately tough. A man who's competed in many mixed martial arts fields and served in the US military. PRL Take it from someone who knows, Brickston's got all the tools you need to be a champion. Except maybe a brain. COLE Well now he's got Vitamin X guiding him as manager, to be the brains for him. PRL Yeah, but Vitamin X is a prize idiot as well. As Brickston works up the crowd, Vitamin X leans over the ring ropes and points a finger at PRL. Whether he heard that crack or not he takes exception to the World Champion's presence anyway. "We're running with the Shadows Of The Night So baby take my hand, you'll be all right Surrender all your dreams to me tonight They'll come true in the end" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The sounds of 80s power ballad "Shadows Of The Night" sound out next, to another round of boos from the hostile Virginia crowd! Striding through the entrance, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix sweeps his way down the aisle already making proud boasts of victory towards Vitamin X in the ring. Megan Skye follows behind her amped up man as he makes record time to the ring steps, only to stop suddenly when confronted by Brickston on the other side of the turnbuckles. BUFFER Introducing next, from Huron, South Dakota by way of Madrid, Spain! He weighs in tonight at two hundred, eight pounds... being accompanied to the ring by his manager MEGAN SKYE and proudly representing Cucaracha Internacional. He is a former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion... LANDON... "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAADDIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXX!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Landon backs down the steps away from Brickston, turning angrily to the crowd at the latest chorus of boos. "Who are you gonna boo, him or me?" he confronts the fans with, pointing to Brickston. And to his annoyance, they choose both. PRL Speaking of prize idiots, I swear this guy ain't all there in the head either. COLE Well you've had your fair share of run-ins with Landon Maddix over the past couple of years as well, how would you feel about La Cucaracha challenging you on October 31st? PRL Hey, if I can't beat a guy who comes to the ring to [i]Pat Benatar[/i], I might as well just quit right now, know what I'm saying. COLE (harbouring a secret love of Pat Benatar) ...yeah, I... I couldn't agree more. PRL Ugh. Suddenly, out go the lights as "Magnum Opus" begins to play. The distinctive music leads out the distinguished former World Champion, bathed in a gold light as he makes his way out. Alfdogg flicks the hair from his face and slowly makes his way to the ring, sizing things up on the way. BUFFER Hailing from Anderson, Indiana! He weighs two hundred, thirty seven pounds and is the leader of The Deadly Alliance... ladies and gentlemen, the former two-time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion... AAALLLLLLLLLLFFFFFF - DDOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Alf also the WDW World Champion for almost three years, so make that a three-time World Champion. PRL Yeah, and Landon's held the SWF title twice, so he's a three-time World Champion too. I'm sure Buffer would have pointed that out, if either company were worth mention anymore. COLE Yeouch! Alf continues his slow walk to the ring, catching eyes with Landon for a moment from adjacent sides of the ring. The two exchange some brief words before Alf rolls into the ring. Brickston is pulled up by Vitamin X and encouraged to wait, while Alf drops to a knee and holds out his arms to ignite a wall of pyrotechnics behind him. COLE Boy, I don't think Landon was expecting that! Having jumped to a safe distance just in time, Landon covers his heart with his hand and recovers his breath... *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" ...while the crowd lose their's for the appearance of the final competitor. COLE HERE we go! BUFFER And finally, from Greenville, South Carolina! Weighing two hundred, eighty four pounds... a member of the In Crowd... "THE METEROSEXUAL MONSTER"... BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - HHHHHEEEEEEEEEMMMMMOOOOOOOOOTTHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Fired up, Bohemoth chews up the ring steps and enters the ring, at which point Alf decides to roll on out to the floor. Bohemoth casts a look towards Brickston and Vitamin X, now safely on the apron, as he hops to the middle turnbuckles and flaunts his muscles. COLE What an ovation for Bohemoth, looking to get that one on one crack at the big one he's been waiting so long for! Bo leaps down and hits another set of turnbuckles, giving Alf but not Landon the opening to get into the ring. As he hops down again Bohemoth then gets himself psyched up. Alf lays back in a corner and holds his hands up to show he's happy to wait for the bell. As too is Landon, still out on the floor with Megan. After some last words of advice for his man Vitamin X then joins them, cheering Brickston on. Referee Mike Chioda waves for Landon to get in so the match can start, but Landon doesn't seem too eager. COLE So it's one fall to a finish here, no disqualifications and no count-outs. And as acting OAOAST President Josie Baker said last week, the winner goes on to the Halloween Spectacular to challenge you for the World Title PR. Your thoughts? PRL My thoughts are pretty simple Michael Cole. This should be fun. These four want a shot at me, I'm more than looking forward to seeing them fight each other for the right while I sit here sipping on this nicely chilled water you've got sitting under this desk here. Very nice. You don't think that sounds too cowardly do you? 'Cause I'm kinda trying to steer myself in a different direction recently, ya know? COLE I noticed that, yeah. Once Landon is finally, pensively inside the ring, Chioda calls for the bell. *DINGDINGDING!* Turning on his heels, Bo goes right after Landon but before you know it he's slipped out underneath the bottom rope. And as boos rain down on Landon, Alf and Brickston take advantage by jumping Bohemoth from behind! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Alf and Brickston hammer away on the back of the bigman, then take turns laying in right hands in the corner. All the while Landon lurks on the floor, as Brickston delivers a hard right hand. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Chop by Alf. And a right hand from Brickston. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Another chop by Alf. But as Brickston continues laying into Bo, Maddix sneaks back inside and pulls Alf away into a schoolboy... COLE Wait a minute, quick cover... 1... 2-NO! Quickly out, Alf scrambles for Maddix who again goes to the outside. This time Alf is right after him though and just when La Cucaracha thinks it's okay to point to his head and show how smart his is, Alfdogg slugs him from behind with a double axehandle! Down goes Landon, mocked by Alf, while in the ring a whip is reversed sending Brickston into a corner, where Bohemoth delivers a hard clothesline! COLE Boy the action is going to be hard to call here, as we've got a fight in the ring and a fight on the floor. PRL Well at least you don't have Coach out here dragging you down with his 'urbanisms'. COLE True dat. Bohemoth picks Brickston out of the corner, scooping him over his shoulder and running him out looking for a powerslam. Brickston slides down the back though, stomping the back of the knee. As Bo falls to the other, Brickston hits the ropes. But he gets knocked down on the rebound with a crowd-popping clothesline! Cover... 1... 2... No! On the outside, Landon is sent into the barricade by a whip from Alfdogg. Inside, Bohemoth begins to offload with right hands on Brickston. The punches back Brickston into a corner, where Bo continues to pound away before whipping Brickston across. Brickston puts a foot up to stop himself in the corner though, then throws back his elbow to catch Bo running in. COLE Good awareness there by Brickston. With Vitamin X encouraging him to "stay on him", Brickston delivers a big boot to the chest to knock Bohemoth back a couple of steps. Brickston them comes out of the corner, knocking Bo down with a big side elbow attack. Brickston stays on the attack, until Alf slides back in and stomps him in the back of the head. PRL You've gotta keep eyes in the back of your head in this kind of match, especially with guys like Alfdogg and Maddix. They'll take any opening they see. Alf clubs away at Brickston, before sending him off the ropes. Back elbow knocks Brickston, setting him up as Alfdogg comes off the ropes... and trips! Not through dumb luck, but by the hands of Landon Maddix, who drags him outside and returns fire with a whip into the barricade! MADDIX Yeah, how'd you like that old man!? COLE Old man!? PRL Well, now, let's not sugar coat it. Berating the veteran Alf, Landon climbs to the apron... and seconds later is sent flying as Bohemoth knocks him back to the floor! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!" Bohemoth then turns and manages to duck a clothesline from Brickston, scooping him as he rebounds off the ropes and drilling him with a Powerslam! Hook of the leg... 1... 2... No! Bohemoth backs Brickston up in a corner with some more right hands as referee Chioda tries in vain to get him to open up the fist. The bigman only steps when Vitamin X reaches into the ring and grabs his ankle, distracting him long enough for Brickston to deliver a knee to the ribs. Brickston then pitches Bo through the ropes and follows him out to the floor. COLE And now all four men on the floor, with no disqualifications, what a chaotic main-event here tonight on HeldDOWN! PRL This is how it needs to be. Let the best man win, so I can beat the best man later. As the brawl continues on one side between Brickston and Bohemoth, on the other Alf decides to throw Landon back in. COLE And now we've got the leader of Cucaracha Internacional and the leader of the Deadly Alliance in there. First time since their Money In The Bank Semi-Final I believe. Alf delivers a couple of forearms, then takes Landon up and down with a quick back suplex. He follows up with a legdrop off the ropes and looks for the cover... 1... 2... No! Side headlock is applied by Alf, keeping half an eye on the fight between Brickston and Bohemoth as he does so. Maddix fights his way out with some elbows and shoots Alfdogg off the ropes, but Alf is able to knock him down with a shoulder tackle coming back. Coming off the ropes, Alf delivers a second shoulder tackle as Maddix scrambles to his feet. And a third time he charges... only for Landon to cut him off with a forearm shot. It's then Landon who hits the ropes, before almost hitting the lights courtesy of a big BAAAAACK bodydrop! PRL That's never fun. Alf grabs Landon by the arm and sends him into a corner with an irish whip. After addressing the boos of the crowd with an "up yours" gesture Alf then follows in. Throwing his feet up Landon looks to block, but Alfdogg is too smart for that and catches him! Holding the ankles he pulls Landon off the turnbuckles in preparations for a powerbomb. But Landon counters with a hurricanrana, pulling Alf forward face-first into the top turnbuckle! COLE Ooh! Very innovative counter right there. PRL See Maddix has got plenty of ability, when he's not acting like a goof. Which isn't too often. With the Deadly Alliance's figurehead dazed in the corner Landon sweeps away Alf's leg to drop him onto his seat, then delivers a hard kick to the chest against the bottom turnbuckle. And a second. Before placing a boot against his throat and choking away. As this is going on, Bohemoth has Brickston up on the floor, looking for a place to drop him. Before he can do so, Vitamin X rushes over and causes a distraction, allowing Brickston to slip out the back and shove Bohemoth shoulder-first into the ringpost! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE And again Vitamin X coming to Brickston's aid, which unfortunately the referee can't do much about seeing as there's no disqualifications. PRL You know, I never liked that guy. Brickston rolls back into the ring, ambushing Landon from behind. With double axehandles he drops Landon to his knees, before taking a swing at Alfdogg as well. As Alf rolls to the apron, Brickston spins Landon around and delivers a snap suplex, for the cover... 1... 2... No! Brickston leads Landon to his feet, but gets surprised with an arm-wringer to escape his clutches, setting up an irish whip. Hitting the corner closest to Alf, Brickston is then hampered from escaping by a grab of the leg, leaving him prey to a diving forearm attack in the corner. To reward his helping hand, Alf then has Brickston thrown right at him by La Cucaracha. Hit in the stomach by Brickston's shoulder, down goes Alf, allowing Landon to school-boy the Californian... 1... 2... No! Quickly up, Brickston is caught with three quick forearms, then a straight kick to the chest. When he shrugs those off though, Landon isn't quite so attack-minded and tries to cut a deal. PRL I could think of worse ideas in this situation. Of course it still ain't gonna work, but I [i]could[/i] think of worse. Shockingly, Brickston turns down the offer and boots Landon in the gut to earn him his first positive reaction in forever. Brickston sends Maddix off the ropes, swinging and missing with a clothesline. And a swing and a miss with the elbow as well. Storming back, Landon leaps at Brickston and lands the knees on the thighs. As he pushes off for the Thesz Plant however, Brickston gives him a little extra elevation and coverts it into a HUGE Powerslam variation!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" VITAMIN X YES! COVER, COVER!! COLE Vitamin X thinks it's over, are we gonna see Brickston back in the bigtime? Brickston does just as he's told... 1... 2... Shoulder up! PRL Nah. Not yet. It'll take more than that, trust me. Vitamin X gets on the referee's case about the count, while Brickston takes it out on Landon with some stomps. Brickston then drags Landon back up and sends him into a corner with a shove. Charging with a shoulder, Brickston then sends Landon into the opposite corner. Same again, only this time raises a knee for Brickston to clatter into. As Brickston staggers out, Landon goes to the second rope, connecting with a Front Missile Dropkick! COLE La Cucaracha with a little bit of flight. PRL Does he even know what that nickname means? COLE Well I assume it's more to emphasise that he's tough and resilient than it is to imply that he's... PRL Smelly? Dirty? Disease ridden? Cover by Landon... 1... 2... No! Quickly, Landon gets to his feet ready to follow up. As he does so Alf sneaks back into the ring though, bundling Maddix to the floor and dropping a knee on Brickston, before covering... 1... 2... No! Back in slides Landon to dump Alfdogg outside. Turning to Brickston, La Cucaracha then drives his body-weight across the chest with a double stomp, dropping out with the follow-up back senton and reaching back for a leg... 1... 2... No! COLE Brickston keeps on kicking out here, as Alfdogg and Maddix trade turns on trying to get the pin in this one fall match. Rolling in again Alfdogg marches right up to Landon and shoves him in the chest. Not taking to that kindly, Maddix shoves him right back. So Alf goes ahead and slaps him in the face! The Virginia crowd like that one and are more than happy to see the two suddenly start trading off on right hands. COLE Here we go! PRL It had to break down to brass tacks sooner or later, I'm just glad it's between these two. Ah hell, who am I kidding, I don't care either way. Throw Brickston in there to get his ass kicked too while we're at it, why not? *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Landon breaks away and hits a chop. *SLAP!* [i]"AAAAAAHHHHHH!"[/i] And Alf responds, drawing a girly scream from Landon who's forced to go to the eyes. MADDIX Don't [i]DO[/i] that! COLE He doesn't like those chops, Champ. PRL I'll bear that in mind. Suddenly, Alf and Landon's attentions turn, as Bohemoth returns to the fray and mows them down with a Double Clothesline!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Fired up, Bohemoth winds up by the ropes, managing to hiptoss an oncoming Brickston up and over the top rope! Vitamin X rushes to his man's aid, while Bohemoth sizes up his remaining opponents. First to his feet, unfortunately for him, is Landon who gets takes up and emphatically DOWN with the Front Spinebuster!! Bohemoth then delivers a boot to Alf, doubling him up for a big Powerbomb! COLE This crowd are on their feet! Landon is hurt, Alf is hurt and PR, we might be about to see it! PRL Oh the humanity. Bohemoth stalks around his fallen opposition for a few seconds, teasing the crowd before he finally gives them what they want. Thumbs Up. THUMBS DOWN~! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Here it comes! Bending down, Bohemoth grabs Landon by the hair and hauls him to his feet. Poor Landon has no choice but to go with The Meterosexual Monster's wishes, a scoop up into the arms signalling the end. Bohemoth's expression turns from focus to fuzzy though, as when he turns around... *CRACK!* ...he gets WAFFLED with a steel chair by Brickston!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" PRL OH! Big chairshot, and perfectly legal. COLE Wait a second, Landon's on top! 1... 2... *CRACK!* A chairshot to the back breaks up Maddix's opportunistic pin, Brickston standing tall with the weapon as Vitamin X applauds gleefully on the outside. COLE Two big shots with that steel chair from Brickston have changed the tide. And I'm pretty sure Vitamin X was the one who handed Brickston that chair in the first place. PRL Doesn't really matter. So long as he's got that chair, Brickston's in the ideal position to win this thing. With only one man left to hit, Brickston wields the chair waiting for Alfdogg to get back up. Impatiently he yells at Alf, barely able to contain himself, until finally Alf is up, at which point he charges and takes a big swing... ...NO!! Alf ducks his head and at the same time manages to backdrop Brickston over the top, chair and all!! PRL You know, if he wasn't such a putz. With Brickston disposed off, Alf watches Bohemoth recovering. Waving him to his feet, Alf then unloads with the SUPERKICK~! and falls on top... 1... 2... NO! COLE Alf a half a second away from another shot at the World Title. And look at the look of frustration on his face, you just know how much he wants that #1 contendership after the way things went at November Reign. PRL By that, I assume you mean him getting his ass pinned 1, 2, 3 fair and square? COLE He pushed you all the way though. PRL Sure. Doesn't mean he didn't lose in the end. Alf pulls Bohemoth back up, looking surprised to recieve help from Maddix as he does so. Despite a wary look the two put aside their difference to execute a double irish whip, looking for a double team. Not so much off the same page but not even reading the same book, Landon goes for a hiptoss while Alf ducks his head for a backdrop. Bo isn't going anywhere from the hiptoss and boots Alfdogg in the chest to snap him upright. He then feeds Alf into a front facelock by Landon, before breaking off... and hitting a SPEAR~! on Maddix... who in turn DDT's Alfdogg!!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE How about two for the price of one!? The crowd erupt as Bohemoth slaps at his chest in his fired-up state. Slowly Landon begins to get back up and Bohemoth stalks him, before taking his head off with the MURDERLINE~!!~1!!~ PRL OH MY! COLE Hey, that's my line! PRL Sorry. COLE ...EXPLOSIVE clothesline, is that enough!? Bohemoth thinks so as he hooks the leg... 1... 2... ALF BREAKS IT UP! COLE Boy, where'd Alf get that from after the DDT? Grabbing Alf by the hair, Bohemoth unloads with a right hand. A second. And a third. Putting Alf on dream street the bigman then sees the opening, scooping him into the arms looking for the Erotic Awakeni... NO! Alf fights with elbows, catching Bo in the temple enough times to force him to drop him. Once on his feet, Alf quickly connects with a boot to buy an extra second, then comes off the ropes with an STO takedown! 1... 2... No! Alfdogg backs into a corner, going to the middle rope. Before he can leap though, Bohemoth charges at him and delivers a YAKUZA KICK TO THE CHEST!!! PRL Dayyum! Alf's leg ends up hooking between the ropes, leaving him hung precariously over the outside of the ring. The outside suddenly seems a much more welcoming place though, once Bohemoth pulls him back inside and into his arms, before swinging him around... ...out... ...and DOWN~! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE EROTIC AWAKENING OF B!! PRL Go ahead and cover him! Before Bo can do so though, in all the commotion Brickston is back in and nails Bohemoth in the back of the head with a double axehandle. Brickston then bundles himself through Bo and onto Alf as best he can trying to get the cover. Both men wind up stacked on Alfdogg's shoulders though, leaving Chioda unsure of what to do. Seeing the situation, Landon suddenly DIVES on top of the pile and urges for Chioda to hurry up and count... COLE Wait a second... 1... 2... Alf kicks... 3!!!!! ...but trapped under three bodies, he simply can't kick out! *DINGDINGDING!* PRL Huh? COLE ...that's it... but... wait, who won!? Good question. One which even referee Mike Chioda seems to be asking as he gives the signal for the bell but no official decision. Landon Maddix doesn't need one though as he's already going wild celebrating. Leaping to the floor he hugs Megan and punches the sky, despite the clear look of confusion on Megan's eyes. Seeing this, Vitamin X rushes over to the referee trying to make sure Maddix didn't win. Chioda doesn't agree, but he doesn't disagree either. PRL You've gotta be kidding me. How the hell could they screw up something so simple as this?! First guy to get the pin's the number one contender, simple... COLE But, there were three guys making the pin thou... PRL ...so who won the damn match then!?! Out of his chair, the World Champion has his hands on his hips as nobody seems to know what's going on. Even Maddix has stopped his celebrations now and marches around the ring to where Chioda is being yelled at by Vitamin X. Landon makes things worse by adding his yelling to the mix, Bohemoth up too with only Alf not arguing, due to being groggy on the mat. Eventually, with no less than four people yelling at him and angry looks being directed his way by PRL, Chioda then shocks everyone by leaving the ring and heading to the back, unable to make the call with everyone pressuring him! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" PRL Oh, son of a bitch! As Chioda leaves, Brickston and Bohemoth decide to settle matters by exchanging right hands. Landon is happy to throw his hands up and say to hell with it all though, dragging Megan off confident to get assurances that he won, as he thinks. COLE Well I really don't know what to say... PRL I do. This sucks! COLE ...and we're almost out of time, I don't think we're going to get this resolved tonight. Folks, join us next week, hopefully we'll get this mess cleared up by then at least. Goodnight from HeldDOWN~! Brickston and Bohemoth continue to slug it out, as we FADE OUT. 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