Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 15, 2008 Short, sweet and to the point. We return from break with the caption “MOMENTS AGO” at the lower left hand side of the screen as video of the altercation involving Theodore Moneymaker, Detective Tango Bosley, Zack Malibu and Sly Sommers is highlighted. COLE Thursday night is back to being HeldDOWN~!, a position Zack Malibu found himself in moments ago until fellow In Crowd buddy Sly Sommers cleaned house. COACH If you call attempted battery cleaning house. COLE With more on the situation, let’s go to our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. We cut to Brannigan in front of a door with the official seal of the President of the OAOAST. BRANNIGAN Guys, I’m outside the office of OAOAST President Josie Baker here at El San Juan Hotel and boy do I have some HOT NEWZ~! regarding the Halloween Spectacular in two weeks’ time live on TSM. [b][color="#FF8C00"]HALLOWEEN[/color] SPECTACULAR [color="#808080"]FATAL 4 WAY TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH[/color] [color="#808000"]THE ENTERPRISE[/color] vs. [color="#FF0000"]CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL[/color] vs. [color="#9932CC"]THE IN CROWD[/color] vs. [color="#0000FF"]THE DEADLY ALLIANCE[/color][/b] BRANNIGAN You see it right there on your television screen. A colossal Fatal 4 Way pitting representatives from all 4 warring fractions in a match for the One & Only World tag team championship! We know Reject and Thunderkid will represent the DA because they are the current titleholders, but what about the other groups? (stares off-screen) Theodore Moneymaker, wait just a second! We follow Brannigan as he sprints after his cousin. Being assisted by Detective Bosley and CPA, Moneymaker stops and turns, his face red and a towel wrapped around neck. MONEYMAKER Can’t you see I’m in a lot of pain, Brannigan!? Sly Sommers is lucky I haven’t pressed charges against him for assault with a deadly weapon. For a guy who’s supposed to be hurt, he sure looks fine to me. I bet he’s scamming some poor insurance company out of their hard earned money faking that knee injury of his. BRANNIGAN You’ve already tried to slander Zack Malibu’s good name, Teddy, there’s no need to do the same with Sly. Now I ask you about the Fatal 4 Way signed for the Halloween Spectacular. Will YOU be one of the two men representing the Enterprise Halloween night? MONEYMAKER Who do you think I am, President… *shutters* … Obama? I’m not going to reveal my tactics. BRANNIGAN President Obama? MONEYMAKER I’ve concede the U.S. presidential election, Brannigan, but I haven’t concede my godson Jeffery Carter Pennington IV’s class presidential election! He’s one investment you’ll see a big return on, you know? BWAHAHA! Theodore grabs his neck and grimaces. BRANNIGAN Isn’t he behind double digits in the polls too? MONEYMAKER Those polls are flawed. Our internal polling shows he’s up 99.9%! Let’s get back to the subject at hand though. Seriously injured as I may be, I’ll say this about the Fatal 4 Way: don’t count Theodore Moneymaker out. Moneymaker exits and so do we. Either to the ring, somewhere else backstage or to commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
