King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 From there we go back out to the arena, where all around nice guy Tim Cash is busy making his way around the ring, shaking hands with the influencial people of San Juan and thanking them for taking the trouble to come out for the show tonight. BUFFER The following contest live on OAOAST HeldDOWN~! is a ten-man tag team match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing team number one... first, from Peoria, Illinois. Weighing two hundred, twenty pounds... please welcome Wrestling's Last Real Good Guy... TTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM... CCAAAAAAAASSSSSHHHHHH!!! Cash slides into the ring and gives the crowd a big thumbs up on the announcement of his name. He then begins to applaud, as "Makes Me Wonder" by Maroon 5 hits. Now, I'm no expert on expensive San Juan hotels, but I can safely say the usual screams of teenage girls are surely less than they usually would be for Tyler and Shayne as the boyband duo bounds through the entrance way. Tyler and Shayne are happy all the same and tag away at the hands on their way to the ring. BUFFER His partners... at a total combined weight of three hundred and seventy nine pounds... from the great state of Michigan... here are, "TREMENDOUS" TYLER, "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE... D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!! COLE Big ten-man tag team action here on HeldDOWN~! and two weeks away from the Halloween Spectacular, it's a battle of good and evil tonight as we see D*LUX heading to the ring. They and Tim Cash team up with The Love Doctors, when we come back, don't go anywhere! Tyler and Shayne slide into the ring and get a warm welcome from their tag team partner, as we fade away. [b]*COMMERCIAL BREAK*[/b] And when we return, we find The Love Doctors in the corner of their team with Cash and D*LUX, facing across from their opposition. The Scots and the Mexicans have already entered and Spencer Reiger is just now making his way out, stopping along the way to point a finger and mouth off at one fan in particular. COLE Welcome back to OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, where you see The Last Kings Of Scotland and Los Conquistadors already in the ring, being joined by young Spencer Reiger. This match stemming from a couple of seperate issues, a couple of weeks ago we saw Los Conquistadors trying to use voodoo magic to pick up a victory over Tyler Bryant... and there's a sentence I never thought I'd be saying on a professional wrestling show. And those of you who watch Syndicated regularly... COACH Another sentence you might as well have not said on a professional wrestling show. COLE ...will know of the issue of respect The Love Doctors and Tim Cash have been having with The Last Kings Of Scotland and Spencer Reiger. So all that comes together here tonight in ten man tag team action. Reiger makes his way into the ring and shouts some more abuse at the crowd from the turnbuckles. His four partners are happy to leave him to it and exit to the apron, so when Reiger jumps down he's faced with only Tim Cash on the opposite side of the ring. *DINGDINGDING!* The recent rivals square up and predictably Cash offers the pre-match handshake. "You just don't learn, do you moron?" sneers Reiger as he swats the hand away and throws a slap... which Cash catches! In an instant Cash drops to his knees and begs for mercy from the ultimate nice guy and it works. But as Spencer points to his head to show how smart he is, he leaves himself open for a schoolboy roll-up... 1... 2... No! Spencer goes for a boot, but that's caught as well. Cash trips the standing leg, then sprawls forward with a folding press... 1... 2... No! Scrambling up, Spencer charges in as he sees Cash's blindside. With great awareness Cash drops to his hands and knees and backpedals, going through a surprised Reiger's legs. And Reiger's surprise is doubled when he turns around into a boot and a FORCED HANDSHAKE!! COACH Oh, how dare he! Fuming that he's been made to show sportsmanship, Spencer breaks from the handshake and goes for a right hand. Duck by Cash though, running Reiger into the ropes for an O'Connor roll... 1... 2... No! After the latest kickout it seems Reiger's had enough, scurrying on his knees to tag out of the match. COLE Tim Cash wrestling rings around Spencer Reiger right there. And he even got the handshake he's been looking for for so many weeks too! COACH He has no right to make someone shake his hand if they don't want to. Totally disrespectful! COLE More disrespectful than turning down a handshake in the first place? COACH Absolutely. Spencer dares Cash to take a pop at him, safe in the knowledge that if he does he's already halfway out of the ring. Replacing him is Conquistador Uno. Clasping his hands over his head Uno charges looking for the double sledge. But Cash just sidesteps and lets him run into his team's corner. Tag is made to Dr. Anderson, coming in and delivering a chop. He then tags Tyler Bryant, in with a right hand. Tag to Shayne Brave, who delivers a forearm. Then a tag to Dr. Pigley, delivering a chop. Tag made to Cash, the five men on his team rotating in a queue around their corner. Cash hits a chop, then Anderson, back elbow from Tyler, forearm by Shayne, forearm by Pigley, forearm by Cash, chop by Anderson. COLE Talk about great teamwork, look at this! COACH Come on referee, do something! COLE Do what? They're all legal tags. One man who doesn't agree is Spencer Reiger, trying to get in which distracts the ref. Breaking the chain, D*LUX team up on Uno with the ref out of position, Tyler armdragging Uno, then launching Shayne off the top with the Larger Than Life Line!! Cover by Shayne, ref sees it... 1... 2... Kickout! Wringing the arm, Shayne tries to slow things down but Uno escapes with a knee to the gut. He quickly tags out to Dos, who fares little better as he runs right into an armdrag. Shayne controls the arm and makes the tag to Tyler, who comes off the top and down across the arm. COLE The D*LUX, Cash, Docs team working in perfect harmony thus far. And Spencer Reiger looking very frustrated on the outside at what he's seeing. Tyler controls the arm, before deciding to whip Dos off the ropes. A quick scoop up into a fireman's carry sets up a Samoan Drop. Tyler then measures the Conquistador, waiting... before delivering the Shining Enziguri! Cover... 1... 2... Reiger breaks it up. COACH That's right, assert yourself kid. Tyler brings Dos to the corner, tagging "Showtime" Shayne back in. Together D*LUX send Dos off the ropes, dropping him with a double elbow. Seeing his partner in trouble, Uno takes his partner's lead and comes in to try and help. Tyler and Shayne duck his double clothesline attempt though, before double hiptossing Uno right across Dos's chest! COLE All the black magic in the world doesn't seem to be helping Los Conquistadors right about now. As D*LUX celebrate, it allows Los Conquistadors to roll out of the ring. With Reiger yelling at them The Last Kings Of Scotland enter in their place and charge at D*LUX. They both sidestep and the Scots end up running right into The Love Doctors, coming off the top together with stereo body blocks!! Out roll The Last Kings as well, leaving The Love Doctors and D*LUX into the ring. After a brief conference, the four men high-five, then hit the ropes... ...STEREO SUICIDE DIVES BY TYLER AND SHAYNE, FLYING WITHOUT WINGS INTO SCOTTISH SCOTT AND DANNY BOY... ...AS THE LOVE DOCTORS HIT A SUICIDE DIVE AND A TOPÉ CON HILO APIECE ON LOS CONQUISTADORS!!!!!! COLE BIG DIVES FOR ALL IN SAN JUAN!! Throwing up his hands in despair, Reiger enters as does Cash. As they charge forward, Cash uses a leg trip to put Reiger down and hits the ropes. Drop down by Reiger forces Cash up and over, then going over with a leapfrog. Cash puts on the brakes and grabs a waistlock, looking for another roll-up... but Reiger delivers a lowblow out of the referee's sights! COLE There's a cheapshot from the youngster! As Cash goes down, Tyler Bryant leaves the fight on the floor and comes in looking for a clothesline. Reiger ducks it though, hitting the ropes and taking Tyler down with a crossbody... 1... 2... No! Right hand is ducked by Tyler, stunning Reiger with an inverted atomic drop. With The Love Doctors brawling with The Last Kings on the floor, Tyler tries to set Reiger up for the Recordbreaker... but Reiger floats over onto his feet, before shoving Tyler sternum first into the turnbuckles in front! COLE Another, shall we say resourceful move by Spencer Reiger? COACH He's carrying his team right now I'll tell you that much. With Tyler winded, Los Conquistadors slide back in having fought off Shayne Brave on the floor. Spencer quickly gets them together and they set Tyler up for a triple team. Going outside, Spencer heads to the top while Los Conquistadors set up a double doomsday. But Tyler manages to punch the golden duo in the head enough times to escape from their shoulders. Dazed, Los Conqusitadors regroup and charge looking to sandwich Tyler... and end up running into each other, knocking themselves out! COLE Oh dear. A miscommunication and a half. Jumping off the turnbuckles Reiger can't believe the incompetence of his partners and stands over them yelling. Spencer then looks up and throws up his hands again, this time saying to heck with it all and walking out on his team! COLE Wait... Reiger is leaving! What is this about? COACH Well obviously Spencer's had enough of carrying four men on his back. And who can blame him? Spencer walks off muttering away to himself in annoyance, disappearing behind the curtains soon after. Without him, Shayne rolls back into the ring and he and Tyler start to pick up Los Conquistadors. Meanwhile on the floor, The Love Doctors run Scottish Scott and Danny Boy together after escaping side headlocks. That leaves Los Conquistadors five on two, with The Docs rolling back in to join the fun. COLE Los Conquistadors suffering some bad karma tonight. Taking hold of Uno by the arms and legs, D*LUX drop him across the knees with the Cowell Movement! The Love Docs then take over, Pigley holding him up and Anderson comes off the ropes, charging up the Defibrillator! With Uno taken care of, Dos is then fed into Tim Cash, who pulls a double leg-trip and locks in the Midwest Sling for the quick submission victory!! *DINGDINGDING!* D*LUX, Pigley and Anderson exchange some more high-fives, while Tim Cash is quick to turn Dos back over and check on his condition. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match... the team of D*LUX, THE LOVE DOCTORS and TIIIMMMM CCAAAAASSSSHHHH!! The two fan favourite tag teams celebrate their victory by climbing the turnbuckles and applauding the crowd. Cash prefers instead to try and lead the fans in applauding Los Conquistadors for a spirited, if incompetent, effort tonight. Nobody bites, but Cash doesn't mind, because he's a nice guy. COLE Victory for Cash and his team, made just a little easier by Spencer Reiger's desertion of his team-mates. There's ways of losing and that's not one that'll impress OAOAST officals or OAOVW officials either. COACH Why not? The man showed initiative. COLE By walking out on a match? COACH Exactly. He saw his partners were gonna lose him the match, so he left them to it and saved his own dignity. COLE You've got a very unique outlook on life Coach. Anyway, Cash, D*LUX and The Love Doctors, victorious here tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
