alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 16, 2008 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBr3S2hCiQ&feature=related][i]Rock Your Baby[/url][/i] plays, as Vinny Valentine makes his way out, followed by Tony Tourettes. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Tony Tourettes...from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 228 pounds...he is the DISCO DUCK, VINNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN NNNNE!!!!![/i] COLE One half of the duo known as Panic at the Disco, Vinny Valentine set for one-on-one action here! Vinny enters the ring and does his dance exhibition, as Tony grabs a mic. COACH Uh oh... TONY YEAH, GET DOWN! LET'S SEE YOU COCK-SMOKERS DANCE LIKE THIS! Tony then starts doing his own dance routine, which of course is horrible. He then picks up a man's steak off of his plate and rips a bite off of it, as if it were a slab of beef jerky, then throws it down. TONY THIS THING'S AS HARD AS MY DICK! WHERE'D YOU GET THIS, OUT OF JUMBO'S ASS? Vinny jumps out of the ring, and calms Tony down, and hands the mic back to the timekeeper as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0X5Qu0vtw][i]Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody[/url][/i] hits, and Deuce Deuce Bigelow makes his way out. COACH This match is a main event in any...um, Syndicated in the world! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 390 pounds...DEUCE DEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!![/i] As Deuce makes his way around the crowd slapping hands with the people, Tony comes up from behind and grabs his boa, then puts it on, and leads him in a chase around the ring! COLE And Deuce now in hot pursuit of Tony Tourettes! Tony slides into the ring, and Deuce follows, as Vinny drives a knee into the back! *DING DING DING* COACH And how about that, a nice setup by Tony and Vinny! Vinny hammers away on the back of Deuce, then drives an elbow into the back of the head. Vinny then ascends the top rope. COLE Vinny Valentine going upstairs early after gaining an early advantage... Vinny waits for Deuce to get to his feet, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout WITH AUTHORITY~! COLE But Deuce a long way from defeated, as you just saw there! Vinny continues to stomp Deuce, then picks him up and whips him into a corner. He charges, but Deuce moves, and Vinny runs into the corner! Deuce then makes his way back, and hammers Vinny with forearms in the corner! COLE And now Deuce on the offensive! Deuce brings Vinny out, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~!, tossing him to the mat! He then picks up Vinny and whips him into the ropes, catching him with a spinning wheel kick! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Deuce picks up Vinny, and scoops him up, backing into a corner, and coming out with a RUNNING POWERSLAM~! He then scales the top rope, as a figure dressed in a black sweatsuit and skicap slides into the ring! COACH Who the hell is this guy?!? Deuce jumps off the top, right into the waiting arms of the man, who catches him with a POWERSLAM! COACH Whoa! COLE Whoever it is, he just manhandled big Deuce! The referee calls for the bell, as the camera gets a shot of the man's face, revealing him to be KEN PANTERA! *DING DING DING* COLE Hey! Th-that's Ken Pantera, formerly of Team Canada! But why is he helping Vinny? Pantera flips off the skicap, then helps Vinny to his feet, before grabbing Deuce and hooking him in a front facelock. He then lifts him in a suplex, holding him for a few seconds as Vinny and Tony cheer him on, then brings him forward into a Rock Bottom! COLE And Pantera with the Apollon's Wheel on the near 400-pounder! A shocking return by the former Olympic powerlifter! Vinny and Tony raise the arms of Pantera, who then pulls his sweatshirt off, wearing a black singlet underneath, before raising Vinny and Tony's hands. COACH This is great, Cole! COLE We'll hear more about this in the near future, I'm sure! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
