HD: Enterprise reveal reps for THS

[Tony149 0]

[i]"YEOW!"[/i]

“Money Talks” by AC/DC cranks up and THE ENTERPRISE, minus the Beverly Hills Blonds and the ladies, head to the ring dressed in their Sunday best. 

COLE
Perhaps the odds on favorites to win tonight’s stables battle royal with all members entered, the Enterprise could be cashing in big the next two weeks, Coach. 

COACH
And it could be a [I]long[/I] two weeks for the In Crowd, Mikey. With all those huge egos in one group it’s only a matter of time before they start blaming each other for their woes. I bet Zack’s ready to throw everybody under the bus like he always does. Forget Terrell Owens. Zack Malibu is the real team obliterator!

COLE
:rolleyes: 

Christian Wright and V.I.C.E. by his side, Theodore stands tall and full of pride with a hearty smile on his billion dollar face and a very clever IV Pennington/Holden pin on his lapel. 

THEODORE
Here in the home of democracy, I'd like to send out a message that goes straight to the home of Anti-American, immorality. Los Angeles. Not to the entire city, overran with gang bangers and fruit selling immigrants, most of you won't live past 30 so its pointless to even address you. I'm talking to those who have a future. Those at Beverly Vista School. And I'm talking to them because I may fear Krista and her threats, but I fear a school led by Maya Duncan-Blanchard even more.

"KRISTA! KRISTA! KRISTA!"

WRIGHT
Silence!

THEODORE
You all see the way Krista talks to her enemies don't you? You all hear the threats she made against myself and Mister Dick? You saw how she abused poor Abdullah last week? Nearly drowned him? What's to stop her daughter from doing the same thing? If little Joey doesn't want to play floor hockey on field day, but Maya does, what's to stop her from impaling him with a goalie stick? If little Cathy wants to sit at the cool girls' table and Maya deems her uncool, what's to top Maya from teaming up with one of her friends and double powerbombing her through a table? Her mother is violence prone and so is she. For your safety and your health vote JC Pennington.

"YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!"

THEODORE
Washington, D.C., before you and the rest of the country hammer the final nail in the coffin of capitalism on November 4, the Enterprise is set to drive the stake into the hearts of the other small stable operators here in the OAOAST starting tonight with the battle royal where the final two participants will square off at the Halloween Spectacular to determine the #1 contender to the World Title. And I assure you the last men standing will come from my Enterprise. In addition to having the most entries, Mr. Wright and Ms. DeCenzo have concocted a winning strategy that guarantees the Enterprise both slots in the contenders bout next week. 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
If they’re so smart, maybe after the show Christian Wright and Mackenzie DeCenzo can visit the U.S. capital and fix our economy.

COACH
And help the little people? No way. 

THEODORE
Oh, and what great pleasure I’ll have when the heads of our competitors bow at my feet and kiss the ring of the only true messiah in the OAOAST! Because what I have sought for months is now within reach, that is for the Enterprise to be recognized as the premier organization. No longer will Zack Malibu be viewed as the franchise. That honor will belong to me. No longer will the In Crowd, Cucaracha Internacional and Deadly Alliance be mentioned in the same breath as the Enterprise. And no longer will those organizations dominate the main event scene. It’ll be straight back down to the bottom rung of the ladder for all of them! BWAHAHA! 

COLE
Oh, my God, Mikey! Imagine Zack Malibu curtain jerking AngleMania!

THEODORE
Now then, looking ahead to next week’s Fatal 4 Way at the Halloween Spectacular for the One & Only World tag team championship. We now know joining Deadly Alliance members Reject and Thunderkid in that match will be James Blonde and Faqu representing Cucaracha Internacional and Sly Sommers and Zack Malibu likewise for the In Crowd. 

"YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" 

Wright and Moneymaker shake their heads in disgust. V.I.C.E., meanwhile, are ready to crack some heads. Detective Tango Bosley in particular, eyes and veins on neck bulging! 

“WE WANT ZACK!”
“WE WANT ZACK!”
“WE WANT ZACK!”

THEODORE
Believe me, after last week I want Zack too. But I don’t expect to have that opportunity tonight because I’m afraid he’d eliminate himself rather than face me like a man being the coward that he is. BWAHAHA! 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COACH
(laughs)
How true is that, Cole? That’s such a Zack thing to do. 

COLE
It is not and you know it. 

THEODORE
It’s for that reason I have decided not to be one of the Enterprise’s representatives next week. 

“BULL-SHIT!”
“BULL-SHIT!”
“BULL-SHIT!”

THEODORE
Direct your anger at Zack Malibu, ladies and gentlemen. If I thought we could have the match without Zack running around like a chicken to avoid facing me I would participate, but with your interests in mind I felt that was not possible. This bout has the potential to be an all-time classic and I do not wish to jeopardize that. 

COLE
And Theodore Moneymaker says Zack Malibu is the coward? Give me a break. 

THEODORE
That said, allow me to introduce to you the men that I know will proudly represent the Enterprise next week at the Halloween Spectacular…

[I]If you are what you say you are
A superstar
Then have no fear
The camera's here
and the microphones and they wanna know
Oh oh oh yeah"[/I]

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

THEODORE
:huh: 

“Superstar“ by Lupe Fiasco plays, as Molly Nerdly films Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS, scroll down the aisle to a mixed reaction in jean shorts and matching silver vests. 

COLE
No surprise here. Well, maybe just the vocal minority of Blonds supporters. 

A microphone is produced and people talk! 

SIMON
Teddy, it’ll be an honor to represent the Enterprise at the Halloween Spectacular. Ned and I been waiting patiently for another shot at the title we’ve held on 3 separate occasions, the second most in OAOAST history. With 3 other tough teams involved we can‘t guarantee a win, but we can promise you that we’ll do everything and anything it takes to walk out with those belts once again around our waists. 

NED
I can tell by the way you’re looking at us you aren’t too pleased we didn’t dress up for the occasion, but hell, son, Simon and I were too damn excited about the opportunity we’re presented with to have read the damn text message you sent. 

THEODORE
So you got the text?

SIMON
We got it, Teddy.  But we didn’t need to read what we knew all along, that you’d choose the hottest tag team in sports entertainment to represent the Enterprise in the 4 way. 

NED
I’ve been in a threesome before, but I ain’t never been in no 4 way -- not that I recall, but that would the booze’s fault -- so it’ll be a first for the Handsome Hustler! 

THEODORE
BWAHA! Oh, God, you guys are too much. Really you are. I thought dumb blonds were a stereotype, but here you prove it right because had you read the text you could’ve spared yourself the humiliation of learning on worldwide television you were NOT selected to represent the Enterprise. 

SIMON/NED
:o 

COLE
You gotta be kidding me. 

COACH
What a shocker this is, Cole.

THEODORE
You blew TWO title shots in August. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Did you really expect I’d give you the chance to blow a third? You didn’t even think you could win “with 3 other tough teams involved.” We’re [I]this close[/I] from achieving our goal and I’ll be damned if you two are gonna ruin it. 

SIMON
Wait a minute, Teddy. I think…

THEODORE
I don’t pay you to think. I pay you to win matches and championships, which you’ve both done a piss poor job doing the past year. You’re lucky I haven’t fired your asses for basically stealing my money in that time. The least you can do right now is join me in welcoming the team who signed a lucrative licensing agreement with the Enterprise to represent us at the Halloween Spectacular. Led by Holly Mann, COLONEL ABDULLAH NERDLY in association with the Enterprise presents the only rock n’ wrestling band that matters… THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

[i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i]

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Decked out in all leather, the Heavenly Rockers make their way ringside. Abdullah wearing a cowboy hat on top of his Arabic headdress. 

COACH
DAYUM~!

COLE
What a slap in the face this is, to go with the Blonds’ hated rivals. 

Moneymaker and company exchange handshakes with the Heavenly Rockers, except the BHB who are in a state of shock. 

ABDULLAH
Brother Moneymaker, I thank you on behalf of the Heavenly Rockers for this tremendous opportunity you have blessed us with. And unlike dumb and dumber over there, Synth and Logan know they will leave the Halloween Spectacular with a big treat! 

LOGAN
We’re gonna indulge our sweet tooth with the World tag team title sayeth the Macho MACHO Mann~! 

SYNTH
What he said, bitches! 

BOSLEY
Ha-ha! Yeah! What he said, bitches! I love it. I fucking love these guys! When I roll into the club tonight, I'm rollin with you dudes, because you are awesome!

MOLLY
Surely this can not be true! Even if Ned and Simon have disappointed you as you say, they've being loyal members of your organization. I don't believe denying them of their dream is any proper way to treat them. Its terribly rude!

WRIGHT
Rudeness matters not! Loyalty matters not! Years of services matters not! Countless failures matter most, and I lament to speak these words, but your charges have those in spades. With tired performances and questionable work ethics they eroded the once vibrant soil of The Enterprise and have overridden our land with the weeds of failure. To endure their continued bastardization of The Enterprise name at such crucial junctures is an option not to be so swiftly taken. Mind your mouth, little girl, for it speaks only in the dullard tones of ignorance.

BOSLEY
Ha-ha! That's right, baby! You don't take crap from a female! It ain't the Alpha way, baby!

MOLLY
I will not be silenced by anything you have to say. I happen to know Ned and Simon's work ethic and talent goes far and above anyone standing within this ring and anyone watching on the monitors backstage. You must believe me!  

LOGAN
Hey, hey, kid. This is a business, man, and we're gonna handle our business, damn! There's no hard feelings, Blonds. At least I hope not. Mister Moneymaker realizes what's good in the OAOAST, and what's bad in the OAOAST. I'm not gonna name names, because I don't name drop, but frankly the best tag team going in this company includes the words Heavenly and Rockers. Ned, and Simon, you can't help that the sport has passed you by. It happens to all the greats. Just accept it.  

HOLLY
I wouldn't call either of you two great, though.

LOGAN
True, true. Ned, Simon, you have to start thinking about life after the OAOAST. Simon, maybe you'd like a role as a judge on the next season of Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Wrestling. Molly, you're in grad school, when you get out maybe you can be the camera girl or even better get coffee for the Hulkster! Ned, I don't know what you're gonna do, and I don't care all that much. But your ex is famous, she's a busy woman, I'm bet she needs someone to fetch her dry cleaning, get her car washed, all that stuff you're qualified to do, Ned. You've been such a great slave or Mister Moneymaker, you have all the credentials to be Krista's personal assistant.

HOLLY
But its too bad you don't have the credentials to be 4 time tag team champions like we do.

THEODORE
:lol:

Molly steps up to Holly ready to fight, ending my dream tag team of Holly and Molly, the Olly girls!

MOLLY
Now that is enough!

THEODORE
Indeed it is! Logan, Synth, Holly, Abdullah, come let us toast to your record tying fourth tag team championship!

“Money Talks” cues once again to end the segment the Enterprise leave the BHB alone in the corner to hang with the Heavenly Rockers. 

COLE
As if the Halloween Spectacular couldn’t get any better, what a match it should be for the One & Only World tag team championship. And what a bombshell Theodore Moneymaker just dropped. The Heavenly Rockers will represent the Enterprise after signing a lucrative licensing agreement with the group. 

COACH
Teddy once again proves why he’s one of the best businessman in the world, Cole. 

COLE
For his dreams to become reality the Enterprise must first win the stables battle royal later tonight. 

[b][color="#FF8C00"]HALLOWEEN[/color] SPECTACULAR

[color="#808080"]FATAL 4 WAY
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH[/color]
[color="#808000"]The Heavenly Rockers[/color] vs. [color="#FF0000"]James Blonde & Faqu[/color] vs. [color="#9932CC"]Zack Malibu & Sly Sommers[/color] vs. [color="#0000FF"]Reject & Thunderkid © [/color][/b]

Edited October 23, 2008 by Patty O'Green

[Patty O'Green 0]

Hey, 149, hope ya don't mind, but I fleshed out the part where THR speaks just a bit and gave some lines to Molly and CW