Tony149 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] As "Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)" blares in the background, The Love Doctors entertain the OAOAST Marks™ with their exploits, gyrating to the music as Dr. Max Anderson does a strip tease for a lucky young lady. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Currently on his way to the ring, accompanied by fellow Love Doctor Steven Pigley…from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 225 pounds… DR. MAX AAAAAAAANDERSON! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Max gives the crowd a big thumbs up as readies for his encounter, loosening up in the ring as “The World Is Mine” by David Guetta replaces the musical styling of the late Robert Palmer. BUFFER His opponent is the 21-year-old prodigy from Manhattan, weighing tonight at 207 pounds… SSSSSSSPPEEEEEEEENNCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR REIGER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" For a young man with a ton of potential but hasn’t done much yet, Reiger has a rather elaborate entrance with flashing spotlights and his initials illuminated on the stage. Once in the ring, Spencer rips open the hoody and poses on the top rope. COLE I must say, Coach, with developmental contracts nowhere close to the kind of money even the lowest level performer in the OAOAST makes, I wonder how Spencer Reiger is able to afford such an entrance. COACH Spencer’s a prodigy, Cole. A One Man Triple Threat with his looks, skills and charisma. He’s a special talent. If wrestling had a legitimate draft Spencer Reiger would be a sure-fire #1 pick and everybody knows how well paid #1 picks are. COLE Be that as it may, it was a week ago when Spencer Reiger [u]walked out[/u] on teammates, Los Conquistadors and the Last Kings of Scotland, during a 10 man tag against The Love Doctors, D*LUX and Wrestling’s Last Real Good Guy, Tim Cash. [b][color="#9932CC"]Held[/color][color="#FFFF00"]DOWN[/color]~! [color="#FF0000"]Last Week[/color][/b] [quote]Jumping off the turnbuckles Reiger can't believe the incompetence of his partners and stands over them yelling. Spencer then looks up and throws up his hands again, this time saying to heck with it all and walking out on his team![/quote] COACH We went over this last week, Mikey. Spencer knew he was on a sinking ship and saved himself. Even though he was superior talent, 5 against 1 are terrible odds. By the way, Cole, have you ever wondered how tag teams figure out which guy should compete in singles matches? COLE No. COACH Well I too have pondered that question and the answer is actually quite simple. The guy with the most success feels pity on the less fortunate one in the team, so he lets his partner have the spotlight in singles bouts. In our case tonight, Steven Pigley is by far the most success doctor, hosting a radio program, etc. Speaking of which, Dr. Steven Pigley plugs his show around ringside, asking fans to go online to "Listen to the Love Line on local Chicago radio!" * DINGDINGDING * Reiger pounces on Anderson as the bell sounds, clubbing the Love Doctor across the shoulders. Anderson blocks a turnbuckle smash and violently introduces Reiger to the buckle instead. ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE… SIX… SEVEN… EIGHT… NINE… TEN! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Prodigy staggers out of the corner and into a series of SPINNING BACKFISTS, followed by a cover. ONE… TWO… And only two. Rattled as though Spencer Reiger was, it wasn’t enough to keep him down for the count. The Doctor of Love plants New York’s Finest in the center of the ring with a suplex, then sprints off the ropes to deliver a BIG SPLASH…but Spencer gets the KNEES UP and makes Anderson a VICTIM OF THE REVOLUTION! COLE Devastating half-nelson backbreaker right there. It could be all here. Reiger hooks the leg following the cover. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Spencer applies a reverse chin lock, but rest holds are for pussies, so Max answers with a JAWBREAKER and a quick SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Reiger barely kicks out in time. But Anderson makes him regret it by using his head as a human punching bag. Whipped to the corner Reiger scales the turnbuckles and performs a BACKFLIP off the top, landing behind a charging Max Anderson before dropping him on the back of his head with the KATAHAJIME SUPLEX~! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE Can I get a damn on that, Coach? COACH Not just a DAYUM~!, baby boy, but a GODDAYUM~! Reiger takes a bow to a chorus of boos, then drives Anderson face-first into the mat with a FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… SSSSSSSPPEEEEEEEENNCCEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR REIGER!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger’s hand is raised as “The World Is Mine” fires up. COLE An impressive outing after a very questionable one last week by Spencer Reiger. His attitude may leave a lot to be desired, but there’s no denying this kid’s got talent. COACH That’s why he’s a prodigy, you idiot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
