alfdogg 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 This should go after my backstage interview. [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and the lights go out in the arena, as the crowd starts to boo. COLE And we're being told this is a bonus gauntlet match, and it will feature all of the participants in the 5-Man Prism Match at the Halloween Spectacular! COACH All right! This should be great A light comes on in the entryway, and a figure starts to emerge. COLE And it looks like Alfdogg... The camera focuses in, revealing that it's actually a midget dressed as Alfdogg, carrying the United States title belt. COACH What is this? BUFFER [i]The following is a 5-man gauntlet match! The last man remaining after the four other men have been defeated, either by pinfall, submission, disqualification, or countout, will be the winner! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 237 pounds...he is the leader of the Deadly Alliance, the reigning OAOAST United States champion, and a former three-time heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRLD...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Well, I'm not sure what's going on here, but that is the real United States championship belt he's carrying! Mini-Alf climbs into the ring, and holds his belt in his right hand, dropping to one knee as his pyro goes off behind him. COACH Well, let's see what happens next... *Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that which I desire!* [i]Fuel[/i] by Metallica hits. COLE And that is the music of Brickston, but who's going to come through the curtains next? The camera moves in, as Sandman9000 walks through the curtain, dressed up as Brickston. COACH :lol: BUFFER [i]From Sacramento, California, weighing in at 215 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICKSSSSSSSSSSSSSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And that is Sandman9000, what is that in his hand? [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/princevitamanx.gif] COACH Oh my God, he really [i]does[/i] have cereal! COLE :lol: :lol: :lol: COACH Man, I love the X-Man, but that's pretty funny! Sandman sets the cereal box in the corner, and leans in for "advice", before Mini-Alf drags him into the ring! COLE And Alf getting the action going right away! *DING DING DING* Sandman sarcastically kicks and screams, as Mini-Alf stomps a mudhole in the corner. Mini-Alf then picks up Sandman, and whips him into the corner, where Sandman does a Flair flip onto the top rope, then comes back down into the ring. He staggers right into Mini-Alf, who ducks down and takes him overhead with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And a nice suplex by Alf! Mini Alf then climbs to the top rope... COLE And Alf all the way up top! COACH Look at this, he must be five feet in the air! ...and executes the FIVE-STAR MINI-ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE And he hit it! COACH I think you'd call that a tadpole splash! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Brickston is eliminated! COACH Very impressive showing by Alf! Sandman rolls out to the box of cereal, and apologizes to it for letting it down, before reaching in and grabbing a handful, then shoving it into his mouth. Suddenly, Tony Tourettes comes barreling down the ramp, and snatches the box from him, and begins to eat it. TONY MY CEREAL, BITCH! Sandman gives him a girly slap on the shoulder, then follows him up the ramp as [i]Shadows of the Night[/i] hits. COACH Uh-oh, Prepare for Landon! But it's not Landon, it's Reject dressed as him, accompanied by Melissa Nerdly, wearing a mop top on her head, a huge fake nose, and a bra underneath her dress making her right breast rise noticeably higher than the left one. COLE And it's Landon and Megan, I suppose, played by Reject and Melissa Nerdly! COACH Well...I don't know about this one, Cole, that's a little harsh, I think! BUFFER [i]From Huron, South Dakota, weighing in at 208 pounds...accompanied by Megan Skye, he is the leader of Cucaracha Internacional..."LA CUCARACHA" LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!![/i] Reject reaches his arms out, and Melissa pats him on the chest, to which Reject responds by quickly covering up. COLE Watch it, Landon's got a sensitive chest! Reject climbs onto the apron, and steps through the second rope, but as he does, Mini-Alf catches him with a seated dropkick, knocking him back to the apron! COLE And once again, Alf taking advantage of the situation! Mini-Alf steps to the second rope, and hooks Reject in a front facelock, then brings him back inside with a suplex! He then drops a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH Landon's gonna be a little tougher catch than Brickston, it looks like! Reject backs into a corner, and sits on the bottom rope, as Mini-Alf sizes him up, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject holds his chest and feigns crying, as Alf lays in another CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject sits down in the corner, and begins to suck his thumb, as Melissa hops onto the apron, distracting Mini-Alf. COLE And Alf now being distracted by Megan Skye! COACH Oh, will you [i]stop?[/i] Reject charges, but Mini-Alf moves out of the way, and Melissa gets knocked off the apron! COLE And down goes Megan! Mini-Alf then grabs the legs of Reject, and steps through for a SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Sharpshooter! Reject immediately taps, then begins to cry again. COLE Two gone! Mini-Alf releases the hold, then Reject rolls to the outside. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* COLE And now what? Thunderkid walks through the curtains, dressed as Bohemoth. COACH ThunderBo~! BUFFER [i]From Greenville, South Carolina, weighing in at 284 pounds...representing the In-Crowd...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] TK flexes his muscles and makes weird faces, sort of like Gillberg, as he walks toward the ring. He rolls inside, and poses on the ropes, then circles the ring with Mini-Alf. However, he soon spots Melissa on the floor, then slides out and chases her around the ring! COACH And there goes Bo, preying on defenseless women again! TK catches up to Melissa, and forces her down onto the ground, then simulates rape on her on the floor! Melissa can be heard screaming "NO MEANS NO"! as TK mock-thrusts. COLE Well, this is just wrong. COACH Yeah, it's wrong now that it's guys that you like taking heat? I played along when it was Landon and Brickston! Show some objectivity! The referee calls for the bell, as officials run out to the ring to restrain Bo. COLE And I think we have a countout here... COACH Come on, put the cuffs on him! He's a criminal! Suddenly, Sandman and Reject run back out, dressed as Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez, respectively. COACH And here comes the In-Crowd, finally! Sandman and Reject pull TK off of Melissa, and drag him out of the arena, as Melissa is helped to the back by officials. "THE CHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP..." *DUN DUN* "...IS..." *DUN* "...HERE!" With that, a lightning bolt hits the entrance, the PRL entrance video plays on the AngleTron, and “Know Your Role 2000” begins playing over the loud speakers. The lights go down. PR is heard saying, “THE CHAMP IS HERE!” in tune with the beat of the song while smoke fills the entryway. A few seconds elapsed, the entrance doors slide open, and Alfdogg himself emerges through the smoke, dressed as Tha Puerto Rican, and carrying a foam OAOAST World title belt. COACH OH YEAH~! The champ is here! BUFFER [i]From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds...he is the OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And that is the real Alfdogg, playing the part of the World champion, Tha Puerto Rican. COACH He may well be living the part of World champion after next week! COLE He may well. Alf rolls into the ring, and removes the replica belt, then hops onto the middle rope and holds it up. He repeats this in all four corners, as the camera focuses on Mini-Alf laying across a corner on the top rope, "sleeping." COACH I don't blame you, Alf, I'm about there myself watching this! Alf tries a sneak attack on Mini-Alf, but Mini-Alf turns and drives a foot into his face! He then gets up and stands up on the top rope, and executes a HURRICANRANA~! Mini-Alf then waits on Alf to get to his knees, and hits a SUPERKICK~! He then climbs to the top rope once again...and hits the FIVE-STAR MINI-ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COACH ALF WINS! BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GG!!!!![/i] COLE ...Well, Alf hoping this is a preview of The Halloween Spectacular next week, when the real Alf will step into the ring with the real-life versions of these four men, in the 5-Man Prism match for the World Heavyweight championship! COACH It could very well be, Cole! Mini-Alf stands over Alf with his foot on his chest, raising both Alf's replica as well as the US title belt. He then waits for Alf to start to get up, then pulls his fist back at him, and Alf quickly bails out and runs back down the aisle. COACH Yeah, look at PRL run like a dog! COLE Shut up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
