King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 [COLOR=red]-THERE NOW FOLLOWS AN OAOAST ADVERTISEMENT-[/COLOR] Do you like wrestling? KID FAN I sure do! Do you have the internet? KID FAN Who doesn't!? Then the OAOAST just got even better!! Go to OAOAST.com to register now for OAOAST Fantasy, the official Fantasy game of the OAOAST! (It's like that NFL thing.) It's completely free and the prizes reflect this fact! [b]CHOOSE[/b] your roster of OAOAST Superstars! [b]ADHERE[/b] to your $50m budget! [b]GAMBLE[/b] on your superstars appearing on TV once every two months! [i]IT'S THAT SIMPLE![/i] Take watching the OAOAST to a whole other level! KID FAN Holy crap, that's Doctor Steven Pigley, that means he gets appearance points! This is the best HeldDOWN~! EVER! You'll never look at Syndicated the same way again! KID FAN Biff Atlas in the main event!? I'm spending EVERY Saturday or Sunday watching the OAOAST now! Just follow the links and fill in the forms to change your outlook on the OAOAST, forever! OAOAST Fantasy- It's Fantastical! Out of the commercial, we find ourselves with the returning Maggie Nerdly! And she has a microphone, which means she must be about to interview somebody. Probably Bohemoth, since he's standing right next to her. MAGGIE Hey, Maggie Nerdly here, picking up those hot Appearance Points for ya'll out there in cyberspace, but also here to talk to my guest right now, Bohemoth. BOHEMOTH Hey, good to have you back. How you doing? MAGGIE Thanks to a mutual associate of ours who'll remain unnamed, I've been better. Realising he's hit a sore spot, Bo wisely leaves it at that. MAGGIE Now, The Halloween Spectacular is in eight nights and you're in the main-event, a five man elimination match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Do you think you'll have what it takes to survive four other opponents and come out with the World Title? BOHEMOTH You know Maggie, I've worked long and hard to get into a position to be challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship. I've stepped out of another man's shadow and had to work my way from the bottom up to get my name mentioned in the same breath as the likes of Alfdogg and Tha Puerto Rican. I'm not kidding myself, it's gonna be more hard work at The Halloween Spectacular, no doubt about it. I'm stepping into that ring with four other guys who all want the same thing I do. But, do I think I've got what it takes? You better believe it. See I've accomplished a lot along the way to this. I've beaten big names. Faced big challenges. And I know I'm ready. Bo removes the sunglasses from over his head and places him in his pocket. BOHEMOTH The fact is I proved I belong at the very top when I beat the very best the OAOAST has ever offered Zack Malibu, not once but twice, one of them at the biggest stage of them all AngleMania. I proved to myself and to everybody, I'm World Title material. You ask Zack if I've got what it takes. Bo smiles to himself. BOHEMOTH Don't just take his word for it though. You ask anyone who's been in the ring with me before. If they're honest, they'll tell you that I'm the guy to watch at The Halloween Spectacular. As far as the odds go? Chances are I'll be a pretty marked man. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Bohemoth replaces the sunglasses back on his head, flicking them down before he walks off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
