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THS: HL title

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COLE
And now it's time for our Heartland title match, Denzel Spencer the challenger as a result of his victory in the Heartland Halloween Hootenanny earlier in the day!  Let's go to the ring!

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv_wZQJYlo0][i]Master Blaster (Jammin')[/url][/i] by Stevie Wonder hits, and the crowd gets to its feet as Denzel Spencer walks to the ring.

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[i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship!  Making his way to the ring, hailing from Montego Bay, Jamaica, weighing in at 220 pounds...DENNNNNNNNNZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SSSSSSSSSSSSPENCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!![/i]

COLE
Denzel Spencer, a popular, promising young athlete, looking to win OAOAST gold for the first time!

Denzel rolls inside, and poses on the buckles.  Suddenly, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life.

Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature.

I ask you please just give us/
Five Minutes Alone.”

The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature.

White America/
I could be one of your kids.”

The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety.

Final Prayer/
Final prayer for the human race.”

The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits.

HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!

The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them.

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[i]And his opponent...from South of Heaven, weighing in at 220 pounds...representing the Deadly Alliance, he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i]

Sandman walks down the aisle, and climbs onto the apron, then steps through the ropes and removes his bandanas.  He hands his belt to the referee, who calls for the bell.

*DING DING DING*

COLE
Big opportunity for Denzel here, if he could end the 13-month title reign of Sandman9000!

Sandman circles the ring with Denzel, and ties up.  He grabs Denzel in a side headlock, then delivers a shot to the throat.  He then backs Denzel into the ropes, and whips him across.  Denzel ducks a clothesline, and hits him with a flying forearm!  Denzel picks up Sandman, and backs him into a corner, then fires off right hands, as the crowd counts along!

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Sandman brings Denzel out of the corner, and delivers an inverted atomic drop!  He then waits for Denzel to get to his feet, and attempts a YAKUZA KICK~!, but Denzel ducks and hands Sandman one of his feet, then flips over and does a forward roll on the mat, taking Sandman over with the leverage!

COLE
Nice move there, as Denzel getting in some nice offense at the outset!

Denzel quickly legsweeps Sandman while on the mat, then hops up and hits a senton splash!

COLE
And look at the quickness of Denzel Spencer!

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Kickout!

Denzel picks up Sandman, then places his head under Sandman's chin, and sits out, executing a jawbreaker!  Sandman rolls to the outside, as Denzel plays to the crowd.  Denzel then makes his way over, and attempts a PLANCHA~!...but Sandman sidesteps him, and Spencer lands with a thud on the floor!

COACH
:lol:

COLE
Nice of you to add something to the match, Coach!

Sandman paces for a second to catch his breath, then picks up Denzel and tosses him back inside.  He then reaches under the apron, and grabs a trashcan full of various weapons, and tosses it into the ring, and also grabs a chair.  Sandman slides in, then drops the chair, and grabs a road sign out of the trashcan, then brings it down on the back of Denzel!

COLE
And Sandman going to work with the weapons now!

Sandman drops the sign on Denzel's face, then drops a leg!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Sandman backs Denzel into the corner, and goes to work with BOOT SCRAPES~!, then chokes him with his foot.  He then empties the contents of the trashcan, and sets it mid-ring, then hooks Denzel, and executes a suplex onto it!

COLE
Big suplex right onto the trashcan!

Cover...

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Kickout!

Sandman then sits Denzel up, and grabs the lid of the trashcan, hitting a seated dropkick from behind!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Sandman follows up with a fisherman's suplex!

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Kickout!

COLE
Sandman going for quick pins, but Denzel hanging tough!

Sandman picks up Denzel, and tosses him to the outside, then grabs a kendo stick and follows him out.  As Denzel gets to his feet, Sandman delivers a shot to the back!

COLE
And laying in with that kendo stick!

Sandman then waits for him to turn around, and delivers a shot to the gut!  He then tosses the kendo stick back into the ring, and grabs Denzel from behind, tossing him into the steel steps!  Sandman then rolls back inside and waits on Denzel.

COLE
The Heartland champion looking to extend his already record-setting reign!

Denzel pulls himself onto the apron, and Sandman hooks him, then suplexes him back inside!  Cover...

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Kickout!

Sandman then picks up Denzel and whips him into a corner, then charges...but Denzel gets his feet up!  Sandman stumbles backwards, then charges again, but Denzel gets the feet up again!  Denzel then climbs backwards to the top rope, and hits Sandman with a MISSILE DROPKICK~!

COLE
Big move by Denzel!  Can he follow up now, is the question!

Both men lay on the mat for several seconds, then Sandman gets to his feet and whips Denzel into the ropes, but puts his head down, and gets hit with a SCISSOR KICK~!

COLE
Denzel with a scissor kick!  And now Denzel should take the advantage!

Denzel grabs the steel chair, and hits Sandman with it as he gets to his knees, then backs into the ropes and connects with a SHINING WIZARD~!  Cover...

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Kickout!

COLE
And Denzel almost got him there!  Sandman may be in trouble!

Denzel then picks up Sandman, and hits him with a GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB~!

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NO!  Kickout!

Denzel then picks up Sandman and sets up an Irish whip, but Sandman reverses.  Denzel ducks a clothesline, then hits Sandman with a Harlem sidekick, sending Sandman to the floor!

COLE
Sandman to the outside, and Denzel in pursuit!

Denzel climbs to the top rope, and hits Sandman with a MOONSAULT TO THE FLOOR~!

COLE
And this time, the jump to the outside paying off in a big way for Denzel!

Denzel rolls Sandman inside, then climbs to the top rope, waiting for him to get to his feet, and catches him with a HURRICANRANA~!  Cover...

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NO!!!  Shoulder up!

COLE
SO CLOSE!

Denzel then scoops up Sandman, and drills him with the CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!!!!11111

COLE
And there it is!  Could this be it?

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NO!!!  Shoulder up!

COLE
NO!  Sandman coming out of Denzel's patented Carribean Compactor!

Denzel, stunned, climbs to the top once again, then jumps off, but this time Sandman catches him with a YAKUZA KICK~!

COACH
YES~!

COLE
And Sandman catches him this time!

Sandman slowly picks up Denzel, and delivers a RELEASE TIGER SUPLEX~!

COLE
Denzel folded up like an accordion, and Sandman going for the kill!

Sandman pulls Denzel's head up in between his legs, then hooks his arms, and drills him with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111

COLE
And Sandman got it!

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COLE
And it's Sandman once again!

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[i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNDMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i]

COACH
See, Cole?  You didn't need me to put Sandman over here!  This match was never in doubt!

COLE
Maybe not to you, but Denzel gave it everything he had, especially after being in that match at Busch Gardens earlier!  He deserves a lot of credit here!

COACH
Who's the champion, Cole?

COLE
Well, Sandman9000 is still the cham...

COACH
Exactly, stfu n00b

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