OAOAST Syndicated 11/9/08

[King Cucaracha 0]

 

Brought to you by American Express

Taped: November 7th, 2008

First air date: November 9th, 2008 (check local listings for airings in your area)

Announce team: Tony Schiavone and Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Lead correspondent: Tony Brannigan

 

Syndicated returns to it's unpredictable schedule (some weeks it's Saturday, some weeks it's Sunday, some weeks it gets lost in the space and time between the two and disappears into the continium never to be seen!) to bring you more of the preliminary OAOAST action you haven't been demanding! This week, the nicest guy in professional wrestling faces the nicest guy who carries a camera with him to the ring in the OAOAST, by virtue of the fact he's the only such guy to do so, as Tim Cash takes on The Beverly Hills Blonds' Simon Singleton. And in the main-event, championship action. No, don't laugh, it's true! The OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions, Cucaracha Internacional's James Blonde, Faqu and Nathaniel Black defend against Jamie O'Hara and The Christ Air Express.

 

***Mackenzie DeCenzo -VS- Sugar Belle***

But Syndicated started with women's action and with The Money Honey. The always aloof Mackenzie was in even aloofer mood, if such a word exists, her nose turned even higher up at the crowd than usual. Having recovered from her beating a few weeks ago from Malaysia, Sugar was less outmatched physically this time. But she was still outmatched in experience. And in craftiness, as Mackenzie jumped her before the first lock-up. Mackie pounded on Sugar for a good few minutes, leading us to wonder just what had gotten The Money Honey in such a foul mood. After applying the Tramp Stamp (corner shoulder thrusts to the back), Mackie yanked Sugar down by the hair and dropped a vicious BUTT bump to further damage the ribs. Mackenzie's powered offence earned her repeated warnings from the referee though. And her momentary taking the eye off the ball to argue one warning allowed Sugar to start fighting back. The rookie unleashed some exciting offence, taking Mackenzie down with a headscissors and a monkey flip out of the corner. Sugar's spirited comeback was cut short by a timely evasion however, Mackenzie's sidestep causing her opponent to run throat-first into the top ring rope. Once to her feet, Sugar experienced a sudden Cash Flow problem, taking the Fisherman's Buster from DeCenzo and being kept down by an arrogant pin cover such was the damage done. After the match, Mackenzie's bad mood continued as she refused to let the referee raise her hand and stormed off to the back.

 

Winner: Mackenzie DeCenzo, via pinfall

 

 

OAOAST NOVEMBER REIGN 2008

November 30th; Anaheim, California

LIVE on Pay-Per-View!

There's more to California than LA. Don't let anyone tell you different.

 

Hey, remember a couple of weeks ago when James Riggs was talking about wanting to get fired to get out of his contract? Well, we got a recap of it incase you didn't. Boy, the bloated roster must really be bad if people are trying to get fired. It's like people on a desert island leaping into the sea and drowning themselves because the food's running out or something. Anyway, apparantly Riggs assumed that the best possible way to get fired was to be caught engaging in illegal activities, ie. taking a moment to 'kiss the sky'. Now, anywhere else and Riggs might have got his wish. But rather than be caught in the act and fired on the spot, an exasperated Riggs was joined by about 23 other members of the roster who also decided this was a good place to pitch up and have a smokey-smoke, leaving JR to storm off furiously and leave the other stoners to it. Sup Wellness Policy.

 

The HeldDOWN~! recap brings us rememberances of stuff that happened just two days ago! Incase we'd forgotten about PRL and Leon Rodez's attempts to co-exist and win the World Tag Team Championships from Reject and Thunderkid only for mis-communication to cost them that honour in the space of less than 48 hours, well, here it was again. Also, other stuff.

 

 

***Simon Singleton w/Ned Blanchard -VS- Tim Cash***

Hey, something that isn't a recap! Yes, it's singles action with wrestling's nicest nice guy. And predictably enough it started with an attempted handshake, which the dastardly opponent refused to engage in, leaving poor Tim to bemoan the lack of common courtesy and human decency in the world today. Singleton had no time for human decency though. He had a point to prove, as he surprised Cash with a forearm and battered him in the corner with stomps, Ned yelling words of encouragement to his partner all the while. Simon then whipped Cash corner to corner, but Tim slipped through the ropes to avoid a shoulder charge and rolled Simon up with a sunset back inside, for a close two count! The BOSS was suddenly on the defensive and a series of armdrags and roll-ups eventually drove him to the outside for a breather and conference with Ned. Which he got, as Cash gallantly refused to take the cheap option of following him to the floor. Once back inside, Simon got the jump on Cash by fooling him into going for a test of strength. Double S would then slow the match down and be patient, looking to wear Wrestling's Last Real Good Guy down rather than go in 100 miles an hour. His tactic was working well and he looked in control, until Cash started to rally from a chinlock from the crowd's support. He escaped with a judo type throw, then went on the attack, with legal open-hand strikes of course, none of those un-gentlemanly closed fists for him! A spinning back elbow was followed by an Enziguri, which got another close 2 and had Ned's heart fluttering on the floor. Desperate measures were called for in these desperate times and Singleton backed into a corner looking for a clean break and a timeout. Cash gave it to him of course, and left himself open to be dragged into the turnbuckles face-first. A back suplex set him up for the Video Voyeur to go to the top rope. But his decision to aim a full-frontal reaction shot towards the Siclopse meant he MISSED his Clapdrop Legdrop! Cash would quickly go to the leg with some kicks, before chaining a knee breaker and a release back suplex to leave Singleton set up. As he went to apply the Cloverleaf however, Ned Blanchard jumped to the ring apron. The referee's distraction never came off though, thanks to BARON WINDELS hitting the ring and hitting Ned, knocking him cold with a hard Texan right hand! Recovered, Simon tried to catch Cash by surprise with a sunset roll-up, but Cash rolled through and slapped on the Midwest Sling, eliciting the tapout and getting him the victory to heap more misery on The Beverly Hills Blonds!!

 

Winner: Tim Cash, via submission

 

 

Backstage and Jamie O'Hara, MARV and MEL said goodbye to their 20 other tripped-out friends since they had a match to get to.

 

NEXT WEEK ON HELDDOWN~!

Like it or not, one of you has to be the submissive one for a change!

Submission Match

Krista Isadora Duncan takes on Mr. Dick

 

World Champion and #1 Contender come face to face

Tha Puerto Rican guests, in Tha Love Shack

 

Plus other stuff!

 

As we returned to Syndicated, a rare treat was in store as LANDON MADDIX joined the commentary team to call the main-event. His reason for lowering himself to the B-Show, besides not being on the A-Show this week of course? Well, to evalute his troops of course. "Every month it's the same story," Landon bemoaned, "I build us up and then we end up going backwards before I can even close my mouth. No number one contendership and no Tag Titles. So I'm here to see what the problem is." "Didn't you lose at November Reign as well?" asked Tony Schiavone, to deafening silence.

 

~OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Championships~

***Cucaracha Internacional © w/Megan Skye -VS- Jamie O'Hara and The Christ Air Express w/Melody Nerdly***

Surprisingly James Blonde started the match for the Champions, even having to order Faqu to the apron to do so. Could it be coincidence that the boss was only feet away for this sudden show of bravery out of the Canadian? Well, no. As such, Blonde celebrated his two minor victories over MARV via an armdrag and then a shoulder tackle as if he'd won the World Title. Unfortunately, Blonde's eager attempts to impress dadd... uhm, Landon, would see him fall flat on his face as MARV out-quicked him in the third exchange and sent Blonde scurrying to make the tag. A shot of Landon showed he was not impressed. In came Faqu and the mood changed as he powered MARV around. MARV would tag MEL to let him try his luck, but his twin brother was bowled around much like he was. It was only when The CAE doubled up and double teamed Faqu that they made progress. After softening Faqu up, a double dropkick sent him through the ropes to the floor. Blonde was then backdropped over the top rope onto his partner, before the brothers Nerdly would wipe out Blonde and Faqu with stereo suicide dives!! That left Black and O'Hara standing and the old enemies went at it in much more physical fashion, trading strikes. Black got the better of that pretty quickly and went for a big lariat, only for O'Hara to use a hurricanrana to send him out of the ring. O'Hara then took flight with a Springboard 450 Plancha which brought the crowd to their feet!! And Landon too, with hands on hips.

 

Once the action got back inside it was MEL and Blonde, with MEL on the attack. He and MARV interchanged and executed some seamless double team offence, ending with a high-low pair of dropkicks, earning them a 2 count on Blonde. MARV then looked to deliver the Acid Drop. As he climbed the turnbuckles though, Blonde managed to shove MARV off, over the top rope... and into Faqu's waiting arms, popping him up and delivering a SAMOAN DROP ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!! MARV's splattered body was thrown back inside the ring and from there Cucaracha Internacional were in control, allowing Landon to relax significantly on commentary. Blonde assumed control, which seemed to annoy Black just a little, directing traffic as the Champions worked MARV over. And it looked bleak for the challengers, as Black would turn MARV inside out with the Black Lariat. But, before Black could go for the cover, Blonde demanded the tag. Black seemed rightly confused and by the time he eventually gave in, after much prompting, Blonde's attempted pinfall was only worth 2. The incriminations continued between Blonde and Black, allowing MARV to sneak over and make the tag to Jamie O'Hara! A dropkick to the back sent Blonde into Black, who fell from the apron. O'Hara then hit top gear and started to overwhelm Blonde with his speed, almost getting the win off a Standing Corkscrew Moonsault. Faqu came in at this point and looked to shut O'Hara down, but MARV and MEL jumped in to try and fight him off, sparking a good old fashioned pier-six'er. As the fight broke down and the referee struggled to get the illegal men out of the ring, Black would re-enter the ring and look to deliver the Black Lariat on O'Hara... but he ducked and FAQU got hit! The big Samoan went down but popped right back up, right into Black's face! The crowd erupted as it looked set to break down between the two, drawing Landon off of commentary and around the ring to try and reason with them from the apron. But he would go flying down to Megan's feet as O'Hara went over the top and onto the apron with a kick, then hit a Springboard Heel Kick back in on Faqu, who collided with Black. Both men went out of the ring with O'Hara soon out after them via a Space Flying Tiger Drop. Which all left Blonde stranded in the ring. He soon had MEL set up for Illegally Blonde regardless. However, MARV made the save by grabbing his twin's free arm from the apron, causing Blonde to hit the mat empty-handed. As Blonde staggered up, The CAE sent him to the Pearly Gates with the Flatliner/Enziguri combo. With the fans already going wild, MEL would then pop his brother up onto his shoulders and throw him down across Blonde with the senton, Sent From Above, the hook of the leg leading to the 1, 2, 3 and NEW CHAMPIONS, despite a despairing lunge from Landon to try and make the save!!!!

 

Winners and NEW~! OAOAST 6-Man Tag Team Champions: Jamie O'Hara and The Christ Air Express, via pinfall

 

The fans went wild in the aisles as MARV and MEL bailed out, taking hold of their newly acquired titles and rounding up O'Hara to join in the celebrations. In the ring Landon watched all this with his head in his hands and his jaw laying somewhere on the floor. And there he stayed, frozen in shock, as The CAE, Melody and O'Hara's celebrations continued to Syndicated's closing credits.