Tony149 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2008 [quote][Krista Isadora Duncan] shows her incredible knowledge of sonning and chucks Abdullah through the wooden walls of his beach front HOW. The camera switches to the outside where we see the speaker of the prophets blasting through the wood like a torpedo before finally crashing and burning into the sand bellow. Perhaps worst of all a gigantic wave washes up on shore and carries Abdullah out to sea.[/quote] COACH Only Krista could start a hot new trend of invading houses of worship to make political statements. Bitch is crazy. COLE As damn well she ought to be whenever somebody makes hateful and totally unnecessary comments about her family like your boy did. He’s lucky Krista didn’t rip his balls off and feed them to him. [i]tomorrow, only tomorrow tomorrow, only tomorrow Sajo see you tomorrow Sajo jon te i fe, Ousmane ko ka bi fe ka bi fe koniete ka le te sigi Sajo jon te i fe malienw[/i] The glorious and soul searing tenor of [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZM4NIVIOUI"]Salif Keita's Tomorrow[/url] join with even more glorious images of Abdullah Abir Nerdly speaking the message of the prophets to the citizens of various countries, as well as being flocked to by children and fawned over by women. [color="#008080"][font="Impact"][size=7]HOUSE OF WORSHIP[/size][/font][/color] With your Inspirational Leader....[b][color="#008080"]Abdullah Abir Nerdly[/color][/b] Solo on the journey Abdullah walks a yellow brick pattern carpet to his custom-built set, beaming. COACH What, no bevy of beauties? Boo! COLE Maybe they shamed him somehow. Not to suggest he committed a serious act of aggression or anything of the sort. ( :lol: at Cole’s PC description of an honor killing) COACH It sure as hell sounded that way. You showed your true colors, Cole. Hell, you probably think Abby’s a terrorist too. COLE :rolleyes: Stained glass murals of himself and Theodore Moneymaker in the background, the Guiding Light of the OAOAST motions for the crowd to sit but they’d rather stand and boo. ABDULLAH ALLAHuiah, my children, for your humble Inspirational Leader has returned to the airwaves! Rejoice in the fact attempts to silence me have failed, just like the rebel fraction led by Zack Malibu will fail Sunday night, November 30 when they fall in defeat to the team captained by our Messiah and my guest this week. Accompanied by the Enterprise, praise be for THEODORE MONEYMAKER! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" [i]YEOW![/i] “Money Talks” by AC/DC plays the Enterprise to the stage, where Abdullah kneels before Moneymaker and kisses his diamond $ shaped ring, then greets every other member with a handshake and hug except for the Beverly Hills Blonds and Molly who he leaves hanging. MOLLY :angry: The BHB don’t share Molly’s disgust, shrugging off the diss since they don‘t particularly care for the man associated with their longtime nemesis anyhow. ABDULLAH Brother Moneymaker, it is both an honor and pleasure to have been granted your final one on one interview prior to November Reign, and on behalf of my legions of worshipers I wish you and your team the very best of luck. “BOO!” THEODORE Luck? My team won’t need any luck. Zack Malibu and his team on the other hand, they’ll need all the luck in the world! BWAHAHA! ABDULLAH Speaking of Brother Zachary, he’s apparently found himself another lamb to lead to the slaughter in our pal Krista Isadora Duncan. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" THEODORE Malibu could have Wonder Woman, Batman, Superman and Iron Man on his team and they still wouldn’t match-up to the group I’ve assembled, although I’m sure our partner would love to have a little one on one with the princess. ABDULLAH Why there’s only one red blooded real American I know that could satisfy a goddess such as Wonder Woman. Is he the man you speak of? THEODORE Why don’t we whip him out? BWAHAHA! [i][color="#FF0000"]I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls! When I come crashing down and its throbbing deep inside I’ll leave you wetter than a flood tide I gotta bend you over that’s how I like to ride![/color] [color="#0000FF"]I date a girl who whips my hide And my 12 inches is my greatest pride I am a Real American Dick! Exploding on the face of every woman! I am Real American Dick! Suck on my balls, till I cum like Niagara falls![/color][/i] “Womanizer” kicks in, and through a golden shower of pyro Mr. Dick and Malaysia emerge to a hostile reception, but a warm welcome from the E and Abdullah. ABDULLAH Behold the magnificent specimen before me and let us give praise to our Messiah for a most inspired selection! Brother Dick? MR. DICK And so Mr. Dick’s meteoric rise continues, just as he said it would. Unlike my dick which is always hard, my decision to accept Teddy’s offer wasn’t hard at all, especially once he threw in a mighty generous signing bonus to sweeten the pot. 72 hours and fewer virgins later, here I am next to my teammates. And in 10 days at November Reign there will be two less Duncan girls. First Malaysia will annihilate Jade Rodez in a California Street Fight to regain the Women‘s title, and then I’ll finish what I started last week on HeldDOWN~!…and that’s make Krista submit! History would’ve already been made had it not been for her bubble BUTT teenybopper daughter striking me with a steel chair. It won’t be that way this time around, Krista, because after Malaysia gets through making Jade her bitch she’ll be lucky to even walk, let alone swing a chair. THEODORE :lol: ABDULLAH Brother Moneymaker, you three along could beat whoever Zack and Krista fill out the rest of their team with, but two more spots remain open on your side. THEODORE Until now, my friend. I’ve saved the best for last, though certainly not least. SIMON/NED :) THEODORE In addition to being crossover sensations, they’re arguably the greatest tag team in OAOAST history, having held the tag team championship on 3 separate occasions. Their willingness to buck the party line to maintain the principles they set for themselves, though frustrating at times, has earned them by admiaration. After all, like me, they’re from a country founded on standing up for what you believe in. Mavericks in every sense of the word, they will join me, Christian Wright and Mr. Dick in action on Sunday night, November 30. Ladies and gentlemen, the only rock n’ wrestling band that matters… THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! BWAHAHAHA~! ABDULLAH :D SIMON/NED/MOLLY :o [COLOR=red][b]"HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT!"[/b][/COLOR] Kurt Cobain’s vocals boom in the background as the Heavenly Rockers arrive upbeat on the set to a chorus of boos. ABDULLAH To borrow the phrase of a once popular televangelist... Brother Moneymaker, I looooove you! Moneymaker and Nerdly lead a group hug. The BHB nowhere near, which Moneymaker soon realizes. He signals them over with a nod, but Simon and Ned stand their ground. After being rebuffed a second time Moneymaker has enough. THEODORE Didn’t you guys see me calling you over, or did you go blind all of a sudden? SIMON/NED … THEODORE I’m talking to you two, goddamnit! Answer me! And Ned does with a MIDDLE FINGER, to Simon‘s horror. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" THEODORE :firedevil: * WHAP * Moneymaker SLAPS Blanchard! Simon quick to restrain his partner while V.I.C.E. guard the Enterprise CEO. THEODORE We’re not gonna make a circus out of this, Ned. You know the guidelines. We don’t air our dirty laundry out in the public. Unless of course you’re leaking secrets to a rival organization. NED What the hell’s that supposed to mean? THEODORE You damn well know what that means. Why else would you agree to a match put together by the Deadly Alliance? NED To move up the ladder because you sure as hell haven’t done shit with us for months. THEODORE That’s because you haven’t been worth shit in months! I get Mackenzie to book you in a #1 contenders match and you couldn’t win outright. Then we get you booked in a triple threat for the tag titles and you blow that too. Who do you think I am the U.S. government? You expect me to bail out a struggling property that hasn’t produced in years? Eventually there’ll come a point where I just decide to cut my losses and start fresh. In that respect you’re lucky to even still be employed! SIMON Let’s get one thing straight, Teddy: we’re nobody’s property. We didn’t become 3-time tag champs by pulling strings. You know how we became champions? The old fashion way. We earned it. Besides, how the hell do you expect us to sit around the campfire and sing kumbuyah with our sworn enemies? You don’t W. and Osama chugging beer and roasting weenies in some cave, do you? SYNTH What’s the matter? Got sand in your vagina? :lol: MOLLY STFU. LOGAN Aren’t you the chick you slept with Leon Rodez, or was that one of your other whore sisters? NED Hey jackass, remember when I fucked your wife? LOGAN I was there, fool. COLE/COACH :huh: NED I know, you twisted bastard. And she told me that for a brother you have a small dick. HOLLY :bubbles: LOGAN Baby, did you tell him that? Holly shakes her head no. MR. DICK Alright ya bunch of pussies, quit it. As the big dick in town, I’m gonna use my load to put out this small fire. If you wanna bicker like a bunch of broads, do it on your own time not mine. I didn’t sign on with no team called the Drama Queens. I inked a deal to be part of the Cleveland Steamers. SIMON Cleveland Steamers? What the hell kind of name is that?! You don’t even have anybody from there on you team! MR. DICK No, but we’re gonna shit on everybody‘s favorite OAOAST superstars. THEODORE :lol: LOGAN Yeah, like you blond bitches just got shat on! SYNTH L-Man, answer moi this: What famous tourist attraction is located in Cleveland? LOGAN The Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. SYNTH Which is where the Heavenly Rockers will end up once their career is ovah! THEODORE I guess it’s settled then. So Zack, Krista and whoever else you decide to be partners, I ask whatcha gonna do when the Cleveland Steamers take a shit all over you? BWAHAHA! [i]Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk Come on come on, lovin' for the money Come on come on, listen to the Money talk[/i] The newly dubbed Cleveland Steamers pose together while Simon and Ned walk off in disgust. COLE The Cleveland Steamers? COACH Greatest name ever, Cole. COLE I don't know about that, but Theodore Moneymaker did indeed assemble an unbelievable collection of talent. Now we wait to see who Zack Malibu and Krista Isadora Duncan will tap as their partners. COACH One thing's for sure, they won't have as cool a name as the Cleveland Steamers. COLE We'll be back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
