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HD: P.R./Leon OAOAST November Reign 2008 commercial

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Fade in on Tha Puerto Rican pinning Stephen Joseph Popick at OAOAST AngleMania VII. This is shown in black and white. Cheery, happy music plays. 

NARRATOR
Eight months ago, his dream came true. 

[QUOTE][b][i]“YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”[/i][/b]

COLE
HE DID IT! HE FINALLY DID IT! THA PUERTO RICAN IS FINALLY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

All 100,000 plus fans in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum go nuts! Tha Puerto Rican bursts into tears! “Know Your Role 2000” starts playing.

BUFFER
Here is your winner…and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorrrrllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddd…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! 

COLE
He has done it! After 10 long years, Tha Puerto Rican has become World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican’s journey has culminated at OAOAST AngleMania VII! (CLIP) Tha Puerto Rican has gone through hell and high water! But he has become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career![/QUOTE]

Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican celebrating his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship victory at OAOAST AngleMania VII. We end on Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship in the air with his left hand while confetti falls into the ring and fireworks explode over the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

[b]Fade To Black.[/b]

We switch to color, and see highlights of Tha Puerto Rican's numerous battles throughout his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign: his No Holds Barred Match against Cuban Wall at The Great Angle Bash 2008, his Steel Cage Match against Vitamin X at the Big Apple Spectacular, the 60-Minute Iron Man Match against Brickston at AngleSlam 2008, the 5-Man Prism Elimination Match at the Halloween Spectacular. We then see clips of Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in victory after all of these matches. High impact, fast paced rock music plays in the background.

NARRATOR
And ever since then, he has remained on top of the OAOAST food chain, fighting off all challengers, and representing the company as it’s World Heavyweight Champion! 

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
THE PRL ERA REIGNS SUPREME IN THE ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD AND THAT’S THE TRUTH![/i]

[i]COLE
The dream lives on![/i]

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
I have been the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for 8 months now. And it has been the greatest 8 months of my entire life![/i]

The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. 

[b]Fade To Black.[/b]

Fade in on a close-up shot of Leon Rodez. 

NARRATOR
Now the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion faces his toughest challenge yet. A man who wants to make *his* dream come true! 

Cut to a montage of Leon Rodez clips. We see Leon shocking people with his high flying moves, doing the 450 Splash, applying the Liontamer, coming to the ring being happy-go-lucky, entertaining the crowd time and time again. As we see the clips, we hear Leon Rodez speak from the August 7, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced rock music plays. 

[QUOTE]LEON (V.O.)
The only thing I care about in this whole situation is the World Heavyweight Championship. (CLIP) See, since day one I've strove to be World Champion and that opportunity just keeps on eluding me. I've never been given that fair shake. The chance to be the man. (CLIP) You see this isn't some sideline project, some merry little distraction to me. Unlike you, this is my LIFE! And yeah, my everyday life revolves around having a good time, about doing what I love, about entertaining these fans. But my life's goal is that World Heavyweight Championship.[/QUOTE] 

The high impact, fast paced rock music ends.

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown at OAOAST AngleMania V. This fades into Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!.

NARRATOR
For the first time in two years, these two men will do battle. And it will be for the richest prize in the industry! 

Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. 

Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. Cut to clips of the brawl between the two men on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! plays in the background. 

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
the thought that my World Heavyweight Title reign could come to an end at the hands of Leon freakin' Rodez is quite laughable. And in fact, it's downright INSULTING![/i]

[i]LEON (V.O.)
But if you keep prodding and probing, you're gonna find out that I am far from a joke. If you keep tugging on the tiger's tail, eventually it'll bite back.[/i]

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
Leon Rodez, for all of your talent...you are just not in my league.[/i]

[i]LEON (V.O.)
But don't kid yourself, because I've worked damn hard to be where I am as well![/i]

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
You're not World Championship material! You're a joke![/i] 

[i]LEON (V.O.)
the joke will be squarely on you, when you're forced to eat your words and watch me take that OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship away from you![/i] 

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican posing in front of a bunch of lights, raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand. 

NARRATOR
Tha Puerto Rican

Cut to Leon Rodez posing in front of a bunch of lights with a smile on his face. 

NARRATOR
vs. Leon Rodez

Cut to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt placed on a red pillow on a pedestal. 

NARRATOR
for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship!

Cut to more clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. 

NARRATOR
In what might possibly be the most important match of both men’s careers! 

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!.

[QUOTE]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship is my heart, my mind, my body, my soul. It is my motivation. My wife. My son. My daughter. My pet. It is MY LIFE! And I cannot live without it! (CLIP) Leon Rodez DOESN'T win World Heavyweight Championships! And that's just the way it is![/QUOTE]

[i]LEON (V.O.)
It's gonna be my first OAOAST World Title Match in... well, gee, I don't know how long. You'd think with how rarely I've been getting them I'd remember such things. But it's been awhile, that's for sure. And I am very much looking forward to it, as I'm sure you are too.[/i]

Cut to Leon Rodez winning the OAOAST 24/7 Championship at OAOAST AngleMania V.

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
it took not one, not two, not three, but FOUR guys to hold me back while you climbed the ladder!?[/i]

[i]LEON (V.O.)
you're still the same overbearing (bleep) I beat at AngleMania V.[/i]

[i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.)
KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH![/i]

[i]LEON (V.O.)
The thing you need to remember is, my focus is on the World Title here and now.[/i]

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez brawling on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!.

NARRATOR
The Thanksgiving weekend tradition continues! 

The OAOAST November Reign 2008 logo appears on screen, along with information on the date, time, and how to order the show. 

NARRATOR
It’s OAOAST November Reign! Sunday November 30th at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time/5:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. LIVE! ONLY on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! 

The high impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! ends. 

Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking to Leon Rodez on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!.

[QUOTE]THA PUERTO RICAN
You will never win 'The Big One'![/QUOTE]

“Big One” echoes as we freeze frame on this scene. The commercial ends. 

[b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

[b]* COMMERCIALS *[/b]

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