OAOAST.com Exclusive: Zack Malibu and Krista...

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We open with a shot of Zack Malibu and his Assistant Team Captain for the upcoming November Reign PPV, none other than the one, the only, Krista Isadora Duncan.

 

MALIBU

What you're watching right now is a special announcement that just couldn't wait until HeldDOWN~! For the past few months, it's no secret that Theodore Moneymaker and his Enterprise have had it in for me. So at November Reign, Moneymaker has been deemed the captain of a team that's been dubbed the Gang Of Five. A team consisting of Christian Wright, The Heavenly Rockers, Mister Dick, and Theodore Moneymaker himself. Pitted against those superstars are none other than the two people you see here today...Ms. Krista Isadora Duncan, and myself, Zack Malibu.

 

KRISTA

Um, Zack.

 

MALIBU

Yes, Krista.

 

KRISTA

We're missing a few people, aren't we?

 

MALIBU

Oh...OH! Yes, as a matter of fact we are. I mean, we do need five people in order to compete, otherwise we're going to be at a huge disadvantage!

 

KRISTA

Even more of a disadvantage than having to go through life with a name like Mister Dick?

 

MALIBU

Well...yeah.

 

Malibu, a bit thrown off, is speechless momentarily while Krista mugs for the camera to keep the audience entertained.

 

MALIBU

Like Krista said, right now we're lacking in the teammate department. The obvious choice would be to pad out our team with The In Crowd, but there's a little trouble in that area. Sly Sommers is down with a knee injury that was worsened when he tried to come back too soon, but rest assured he will be back and better than ever. Sly, I know you're watching this, so you just work on rehabbing that knee and getting back to 100%. Leon Rodez would do it in a heartbeat, but Leon's quest for the World Title comes to a head at November Reign, and I would never ask him to back out or pull double duty and ruin his chances at becoming one of the greatest World Champions in history. As for Bohemoth...

 

Suddenly, Bo walks into the scene, standing in the middle of Zack and Krista with an arm around each one. Krista looks up at him and gives him a cute lil' smile, to which Bo peers over the top of his sunglasses and smiles back.

 

MALIBU

...well, he's MORE THAN HAPPY to be a part of the team. So the way it looks, is we've just narrowed that defecit a bit. Moneymaker, you and your gang of five are going to have to contend with three of the top talents this company has ever seen, and you'd better believe that we're not done!

 

BOHEMOTH

Not even close.

 

KRISTA

So, for those interested parties, make sure to tune into our special Thanksgiving edition of HeldDOWN~! this week, because we're going to be adding the final two teammates to our Inner Circle. As for who it's going to be, nobody knows. Not even us!

 

Bo snickers, patting Malibu on the back.

 

BOHEMOTH

Assistant Team Captain, huh?

 

Malibu smiles and shakes his head, while Krista blows a kiss to the camera, and we fade out.

 

TUNE INTO THE SPECIAL THANKSGIVING EDITION OF HELDDOWN~!

Edited November 27, 2008 by Zack Malibu