A thread for me - ME! - to ask Milky a bunch of questions

[Nighthawk 0]

How do you feel about cider? That's my favourite type of alcohol, which sort of ties me to my region.

 

All I've had is Hornsby's. It's pretty good (in fact I do like it a lot, and bonus points for the rhino on the logo), but I get the feeling it's not really the best example of the stuff.

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

I figured Abdullah The Butcher would be your favorite wrestler.

[Chazz 0]

Ever own any pets?

[Copper Feel 0]

Do you not think your new avatar is a tad hypocritical?

[Shooter in a Wedding Dress 0]

Is it safe to say I should be slightly offended by you putting so much effort into what's nothing more than public ejaculation when you refused to continue a previous debate with me that you initiated, and even more so, resulted in my account being changed?

 

How come you can't find it in you to love me when I make such an effort to love you?

 

In what ways am I comparable to Marney, and more to the point, who is Marney?

 

Has EHME ever offered you ten dollars to list him as one of your black friends if the question was ever asked?

 

Are you gonna top the picture of your john bloodcock with an even better christmas card, and if so, can I get on that mailing list?

[Nighthawk 0]

Ever own any pets?

 

Lots. I've had a lot of cats, around 25 or 30 (depending on if you count strays I fed who lived on the porch) but as I move around a lot, they don't always come with me. I've also had several rats, hairless and otherwise.

 

 

This is Oliver, who is my girlfriend's cat, and now by proxy my cat. She's had him for eight years and moved through three states with him, so I imagine he's going to be around for a while.

 

Do you not think your new avatar is a tad hypocritical?

 

In what way?

[Copper Feel 0]

Your stated dislike of lesbianity.

[Nighthawk 0]

Is it safe to say I should be slightly offended by you putting so much effort into what's nothing more than public ejaculation when you refused to continue a previous debate with me that you initiated, and even more so, resulted in my account being changed?

 

What public ejaculation do you mean, when I literally posted a picture of my dick with cum on it? But no, don't be offended. I would have been glad to continue to debate with you, in fact, they were talking about banning you and I asked them not to because I wanted to continue. You just kind of took off.

I any case, I don't think effort is the deciding factor in any of it.

 

How come you can't find it in you to love me when I make such an effort to love you?

 

I love you in the cosmic sense. I mean, I'm glad you're back here posting again. I love a lot of people who I argue with. Like Marney.

 

In what ways am I comparable to Marney, and more to the point, who is Marney?

 

Marney is an infamous poster here, although she hasn't posted here in years save a couple brief returns. She's still around at another board, I believe. Anyways, she and I had a colorful history of debate, and had a mutual fondness for each other. Mine was in large part sexual, which was interesting as she was a lesbian. Also a steadfast conservative, of the mentally ill variety.

You're like her because you both argue by drowning out your opponent with words, which being surprisingly oblivious to what's being said. Sort of a filibuster. I say you're dumber than her because she's clearly well spoken and probably educated, but this really never made her any wiser. I think she's dying now.

 

Has EHME ever offered you ten dollars to list him as one of your black friends if the question was ever asked?

 

No.

 

Are you gonna top the picture of your john bloodcock with an even better christmas card, and if so, can I get on that mailing list?

 

We'll have to wait and see, but if there's a mailing list, you'll be on it.

 

[Nighthawk 0]

Your stated dislike of lesbianity.

 

Oh bosh. I dislike actual lesbians, because of their attitude. In a pornographic way it's fine.

[King Kamala 0]

Which female Muppet would you rather fuck; Miss Piggy or Janice, the bass player for The Electric Mayhem?

[Nighthawk 0]

Which female Muppet would you rather fuck; Miss Piggy or Janice, the bass player for The Electric Mayhem?

 

Definitely Miss Piggy. Not only does Janice have an annoying voice, Miss Piggy's haughty attitude is quite the turn on.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I just finished Eddie Murphy's "Raw" last night (started watching it the other night drunk- which is probably one of the best ways to enjoy it- and finished it last night also with a buzz goin on). Where does that rank for you in terms of stand up comedy specials? Are you a fan of 80's Eddie Murphy?

[Nighthawk 0]

I just finished Eddie Murphy's "Raw" last night (started watching it the other night drunk- which is probably one of the best ways to enjoy it- and finished it last night also with a buzz goin on). Where does that rank for you in terms of stand up comedy specials? Are you a fan of 80's Eddie Murphy?

 

Huge fan.

 

Raw is very much near the top of stand up films. It's not as good as Delirious, I don't think, but still amazing. I don't think I could actually rank such things, but I'd probably have Delirious in the top 3 or so, and Raw would be top 10.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Alright, so Delirious is going to the top of my Netflix queue. What do you think would round out that top 3?

[Nighthawk 0]

I'd definitely have to say Eddie Izzard Dress to Kill... Glorious or Definite Article might be better, but Dress to Kill was the first one I saw, and as such, will always be great to me. I can pretty much recite the whole thing (and have done so on a long road trip). And probably Dave Chappelle For What It's Worth...

 

That's what's difficult about ranking stand up films, there are many really funny ones, but those have a certain "event" feel to them that sets them apart, I think.

[King Kamala 0]

Say something nice about the following posters;

Matt Young

Marvinisalunatic

gary floyd

bob_barron

King Kamala

 

I'm not sure if I've ever asked you this before but favorite blaxploitation movie?

[Nighthawk 0]

Matt Young

 

I have no problem with Matt Young, I think he's a good guy. He's maybe the kind of guy who'd be more fun to be around outside the internet, but either way, he's cool with me.

 

Marvinisalunatic

 

As much as people bitch about him, it all seems to be coming from areas of the board that I don't frequent. Other people reacting to him/painting on pictures of him can be amusing.

 

gary floyd

 

He and I have a lot of similar tastes and interests. I think on that level, he's a fine chap.

 

bob_barron

 

Hasn't raped any children that I know of.

 

King Kamala

 

Always liked you too, you're fairly enjoyable to interact with. You're from Maine, and although I have never been there, I enjoy several things about it.

 

I'm not sure if I've ever asked you this before but favorite blaxploitation movie?

 

Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song, definitely, although a case could be made that it isn't blaxploitation at all. It usually gets classified as such, though, so that's my answer.

 

 

 

 

 

[Angle-plex 0]

How can I manipulate girls into having sex with me? What is your general mindset throughout the day dealing with people? I'm interested in the inner workings.

[Nighthawk 0]

How can I manipulate girls into having sex with me?

 

People ask this of me, but it's really dependent on your own personality. Different things work for different people.

 

Some general advice:

 

Extreme confidence is an underrated tactic. If she has a boyfriend, say "Break up with that guy. I'm better than him."

 

Sign up for okcupid.

 

Get drunk with girls (although bear in mind my earlier advice to not drunk as much if you're worried about being a loser).

 

A lot of girls in my experience are curious about some of the weird shit I'm into... if you can offer them a unique experience, they'll often be drawn to this.

 

The best advice here, though, is this: age. I looked at your profile and saw that you're 23. That's pretty good, but as you get older, this is going to get easier and easier. Just go after younger girls. And the wider the age gap between you gets, the easier it will be. It comes naturally. Easiest thing in the world.

 

What is your general mindset throughout the day dealing with people?

 

So many people are stupid assholes, I try to be as pleasant and friendly as possible. Just the smallest pleasantness seems major within the context of this cesspool society.

 

I'm more introverted, except in the context of performance. People are supporting characters, and I'm the lead. I do sexually fantasize about a lot of people I meet/see.

[Shooter in a Wedding Dress 0]

Is it safe to say I should be slightly offended by you putting so much effort into what's nothing more than public ejaculation when you refused to continue a previous debate with me that you initiated, and even more so, resulted in my account being changed?

 

What public ejaculation do you mean, when I literally posted a picture of my dick with cum on it? But no, don't be offended. I would have been glad to continue to debate with you, in fact, they were talking about banning you and I asked them not to because I wanted to continue. You just kind of took off.

I any case, I don't think effort is the deciding factor in any of it.

 

How come you can't find it in you to love me when I make such an effort to love you?

 

I love you in the cosmic sense. I mean, I'm glad you're back here posting again. I love a lot of people who I argue with. Like Marney.

 

In what ways am I comparable to Marney, and more to the point, who is Marney?

 

Marney is an infamous poster here, although she hasn't posted here in years save a couple brief returns. She's still around at another board, I believe. Anyways, she and I had a colorful history of debate, and had a mutual fondness for each other. Mine was in large part sexual, which was interesting as she was a lesbian. Also a steadfast conservative, of the mentally ill variety.

You're like her because you both argue by drowning out your opponent with words, which being surprisingly oblivious to what's being said. Sort of a filibuster. I say you're dumber than her because she's clearly well spoken and probably educated, but this really never made her any wiser. I think she's dying now.

 

Has EHME ever offered you ten dollars to list him as one of your black friends if the question was ever asked?

 

No.

 

Are you gonna top the picture of your john bloodcock with an even better christmas card, and if so, can I get on that mailing list?

 

We'll have to wait and see, but if there's a mailing list, you'll be on it.

 

I can see where a bunch of words could be hard for you. I'd ask for examples but I have a feeling I'm already half-way around one of those funny little english circles you see in movies. This is a discussion forum, all we have is words, if someone's just throwing them around without making a point, it should be easy to use words yourself to explain how. But instead....

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...91528&st=60

 

After that my account got changed. You didn't seem intent on continuing at all. But that's ok, with all my word-throwing it probably wouldn't of been that fun anyway.

 

This is what prevents real growth, if this relationship is ever gonna go anywhere you need to address your short-comings. I'm not giving up on us, especially not before I get a blow jay.

[Nighthawk 0]

I can see where a bunch of words could be hard for you. I'd ask for examples but I have a feeling I'm already half-way around one of those funny little english circles you see in movies. This is a discussion forum, all we have is words, if someone's just throwing them around without making a point, it should be easy to use words yourself to explain how. But instead....

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...91528&st=60

 

After that my account got changed. You didn't seem intent on continuing at all. But that's ok, with all my word-throwing it probably wouldn't of been that fun anyway.

 

This is what prevents real growth, if this relationship is ever gonna go anywhere you need to address your short-comings. I'm not giving up on us, especially not before I get a blow jay.

 

Precisely. Everything you said in that thread was wrong, and I explained it to you clearly, but instead of understanding that, you thought that repeating yourself at length would make your statements more valid, or that I would get tired of talking to you and give up.

Your account was changed because the moderators didn't like you, there's nothing I can do about that. I don't know what gives you the idea I wasn't going to continue.

 

This is good, now, if you want to talk further. We have a thread that's nothing but me responding to things people want to know, so this is the perfect place for it.

[The Niggardly King 0]

now why you gotta bring up that thread, man?

[Shooter in a Wedding Dress 0]

Wow, you're so right. I totally didn't see all of those points that you just made, because I'm such an idiot. Thank you for putting me in my place. You have totally won this argument, and every bad thing that I ever said about you is good. Fuck me up the ass. I'm dead.

 

Maybe it was that response that gave me that idea. See we could do this whole "no you didn't make a point" game forever and ever but I made it easy by clearly laying out my point for all to see, and the above was your response. So please explain where I lost my sense of logic and missed whatever point you were trying to make, which I think was "I'm stupid", but you never really did clarify so....

 

Drop some knowledge on me, show me where I've gone astray from making good points and explaining myself to just repeating the same thing over and over with no real merit.

 

And please don't fall back on the "I'd show you but it would be pointless because you're stupid" crap because at this point it's pretty clear I'm a fairly inteligent dude open to a level discussion. I'm just not likely to be told the grass I'm standing on is blue when all indications are it is, and has been, green. I hope that's clear enough.

[Nighthawk 0]

That was in response to this:

 

See when a person who's obviously the product of a mother who sniffed glue, or fell down stairs, or sniffed glue while falling down stairs, an intelligent person can only be complimented by said retards negative conclusion on that person's intelligence. You are a fucking moron. Any negative opinions you hold on my intelligence, will have the opposite effect on my self-esteem.

 

So because you essentially pulled the old "opposite day" routine, I responded by saying the opposite of my opinion.

 

I don't know why you think it's clear that you're fairly intelligent, anymore than it would be clear that I am.

 

This is pretty childish man... coming back and restarting an argument from months ago. I don't know what you expect here.

 

Everything I had to say about that situation was already there in the old thread. I'm not just going to say it again.

 

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0]

A summary, in picture form

 

Battlenuts

"Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?!?!"

 

Nighthawk

(I'm sure Milky has at one point or another, danced with an all-black gospel choir)

 

 

 

[Twisted Intestine 0]

IS THIS THE INTERNET?!!!!

[Shooter in a Wedding Dress 0]

This is a thread to ask you things correct? I asked you something, and again haven't gotten an intelligent response with any kind of actual examples. You've described what these examples are like, but have yet to actually provide them. Leaving me wondering just what I'm missing. If you keep saying you saw bigfoot and you know he's out there, hell, I'm willing to hear you out, but until I see that picture of bigfoot I can't say I'm a believer.

 

The problem is you never really said anything in that thread, you clearly made an attempt to, which somehow then became about me not saying anything. I showed you what I said and why I said it, albeit too creatively for some to effectively understand, and got the clearly sarcastic, and now I learn "opposite day", response we've gone over. So what gives? Did I just bother you in that thread and you felt the need to go after me as I was going after someone else, and possibly you did it without really having much to say? Sure I'll accept I was being a dick, perhaps annoying to some, but stupid just isn't my thing. So I'd like to know where you got stupid from, as far as I can see, nowhere. Which of course, would make me think you are stupid, and in turn, devalue your opinion to the point of it having the opposite effect.

 

If that's not clear enough I can start drawing graphs, I heard they're making huge progress with visual math and 7th graders.

[Nighthawk 0]

I don't understand.

[Shooter in a Wedding Dress 0]

Oh and a quick follow-up, do "lucky" items of clothing factor into the overall color-scheme of what a person's wearing, or does it's cosmic nature give it a free pass? I have a green hat that's been doing good things for me but it's a hard color to incoporate with my current wardrobe. Thoughts?

 

[Shooter in a Wedding Dress 0]

Just don't credit yourself with banking on the ignorant to perceive this going well for you, that was a present I gave you will all those words. As much faith as I'm losing in your intelligence you still hold a special place in my heart. The follow-up, in all fairness, was a harder question so I'm not gonna pressure you on that one. Keep reading books they help with the words. You'll get there one day.