NR: Jade vs. Malaysia

[King Cucaracha 0]

COLE
Up next here at November Reign it's the California Street Fight, the biggest test of the young career of Women's Champion Jade Rodez-Duncan. The OAOAST's Prodigal Daughter has had a lengthy rivalry with Malaysia Nerdly ever since Malaysia showed up in the OAOAST. And it was an emotional victory when Jade finally took the Women's Title from Malaysia at AngleSlam. But that was just the start for Malaysia.


[QUOTE=OAOAST HeldDOWN 10/16; Jade vs. Malaysia]
As Jade picks herself back up, Malaysia charges... and DRIVES her boot into Jade's chest with a vicious Yakuza Kick!! The back of Jade's head whiplashes off of the ring ropes behind her and she goes down in a heap, Malaysia right on her with a choke!

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"
"FI..."

Malaysia breaks for a second, then puts the choke immediately back on.

COLE
Come on referee, get her off of her! This is completely unnecessary!

"ONE!"
"TWO!"
"THREE!"
"FOUR!"
"FIV..."

Another break, another pause and then right back to the choke! Robinson gives up on counting and just tries to pry Malaysia off of Jade, but he can't move the powerful woman's hands from around Jade's throat, leaving him no choice but to call for the bell.


*DINGDINGDING!*

COLE
The referee's throwing this one out, Malaysia Nerdly has lost it here! She's just trying to choke the life out of Jade Rodez-Duncan, we might need some more help out here!

As Malaysia starts slamming the back of the already defenceless Jade's head against the mat, referee Charles Robinson is pulled off of Malaysia and given the COCK BLOCK by Mr. Dick!!!

COLE
OH!

COACH
Yeah, change 'might' to 'definitely'.

Malaysia finally relinquishes from Jade, who seems to have been knocked senseless from the way she landed earlier. Exiting the ring, Malaysia marches around ringside, sending the cameramen scurrying. Michael Buffer is soon scurrying too, as Malaysia grabs her cat o'nine tails from the timekeeper's table and slides into the ring with it.

COLE
Oh no. What on earth has Malaysia got in mind here?

COACH
I don't know but I really think we oughta be charging extra for it.

Pulling Jade away from the ropes, Malaysia cracks the whip loose...


*WHACK!*

...AND WHIPS JADE ACROSS THE BACK!!


*WHACK!*

...AND AGAIN!!

COLE
This is disgusting! Get somebody out here to stop this already![/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR; Jade and Krista vs. Malaysia and Mr. Dick]
In the ring meanwhile, Malaysia breaks out of the cobra clutch and whips Jade off the ropes. Jade is able to duck underneath a clothesline and grabs hold of her opponent's head, looking for Got It From My Momma (reverse x-factor)... but Malaysia breaks apart the hands and turns around, driving a knee to the ribs! Malaysia then gutwrenches Jade up across her shoulder, carrying her around in the Canadian Backbreaker...





...AND DROPPING HER WITH THE PILEDRIVER!!!!!

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

COLE
Malaysia with the piledriver on the Women's Champion and no-one kicks out of that!

COACH
Oh this is too perfect!

Malaysia lays atop of Jade, stroking her hair with a cruel smile...


1...





2...





3!!!

COLE
Krista nowhere to be seen and this one is over![/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=OAOAST HeldDOWN 11/14; Malaysia's Street Fight Exhibition]
MALAYSIA
Tell me Lizzie... do you like to roleplay?

The nervous girl doesn't answer.

MALAYSIA
I like to roleplay Lizzie... I like it a LOT. So tonight, you're going to roleplay with me Lizzie... tonight, you're not going to be Lizzie... tonight you're going to be Jade... and we're going to have SO much fun together, 'Jade'... I just KNOW IT...



*THUD!*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

The young brunette hits the mat, courtesy of a shot to the side of the head with the microphone!


- - - - -


Malaysia picks Lizzie up again, striking her across the back with a forearm. The poor girl falls to her knees and Malaysia grabs hold of her from behind, pulling her up and applying a fishhook, encouraging 'Jade' to smile for Mommy!


- - - - -


Stepping out of the ring, Malaysia now climbs back down the steps and slowly makes her way to the ring apron. There, she routes under the ring and re-emerges with a metal trash can lid. Malaysia slides back into the ring, staring at her reflection in the lid for a few seconds. Picking herself up, little Lizzie doesn't realise what's waiting as she turns around...



*CLANG!*


...AS MALAYSIA CREAMS HER WITH THE LID TO THE FOREHEAD!!!!!

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

COLE
Oh my god.


- - - - -


Approaching Lizzie with the whip, Malaysia wards off referee Chioda as he tries to make her see some reason. All she sees is a prone unconscious woman and a whip in her hand though. Uncurling the many tails of the whip, Malaysia sizes her opponent up...


*THWACK!*

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

...before LASHING HER ACROSS THE BACK!!! That seems to wake Lizzie up...


*THWACK!*

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

...just in time for another whipping!!! Lizzie writhes in pain, as Malaysia asks 'Jade' if she's 'having fun yet'. She then uncoils the whip again...


*THWACK!*

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

...before lashing her again!!! With the poor woman nearly in tears, Malaysia then sets herself across her back and clasps the whip with both hands, placing it across the throat and applying a sadistic choke with the weapon!! And wisely the young woman quickly taps out to end the match![/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=OAOAST HeldDOWN 11/20]
Melody picks up the present and shakes it around again. Jade, once she's composed herself, shares Melody's curiousness in the present all of a sudden and forgets about care as she tears the wrapping from the box. She takes a small peak inside, which just makes her more curious, a confused look on her face as she opens the box up...



[i]"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"[/i]


...and SCREAMS at the top of her lungs, throwing the box across the corridor! Jade leans up against the wall looking shocked, as Melody retrieves the present, picking it up by one leg. It's not a puppy, but it is a [i]squirrel[/i]. A dead one. And not a stuffed squirrel either, but what looks like an actual piece of roadkill.[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=OAOAST HeldDOWN~! 11/27]
MALAYSIA
I like my toys. And I know you do too, Jade. I just know when you were a little girl, you played with Barbies... My Little Ponies... Beanie Babies. So sweet and innocent. But, there's only so much fun you can have playing with dolls. I prefer... the real thing. When I was a child, nobody understood... they thought my toys were no fun... they didn't want to play with me. They took... [i]persuading[/i]. But once they started playing with me and my toys... it was the MOST fun they could ever hope to have. You aren't going to need persuading Jade. I like that. You've already agreed to enter my playground. My very own barbie doll.

Malaysia looks off into the darkness again.

MALAYSIA
We're going to have so much fun, Jade... I just know it. But, I couldn't wait those three days. I just had to try out my new toys... to make sure they're just right for when November Reign comes. And I think we BOTH agree, they are.

Reaching out into the shadows, Malaysia grabs a desklamp and flicks the switch on. The light shines directly into the camera, before Malaysia directs it over towards the pitch black...



...illuminating MAGGIE NERDLY, who lays on the cold floor, BOUND AND GAGGED! The light just about shows various items lying around her body, but not in enough detail to really be identifiable. Safe to say, they've left Maggie pretty messed up, shaking on the floor with a noticeable bloody graze over her right eye.

MALAYSIA
I can't wait for you to join in the fun, Jade! :D

Malaysia's laugh continues to echo out as the lamp is flicked off and we see nothing but darkness, before the camera thankfully cuts out.[/QUOTE]



As we return to the arena, the ominous sound of a whip cracking kicks "Wildside" by Motley Crue into gear. With a sinister smile on her face Malaysia Nerdly makes her way out, carrying her trusty cat o'nine tails in her hand. Malaysia, deep in thought, licks her lips.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the California Street Fight, scheduled for one fall with No Disqualifications and No Countouts, for the OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing at this time, the challenger. Hailing from Edmonton, Alberta Canada. She is a former Women's Champion and The Ultimate Combination Of Beauty And Beatdowns... MMMMAAALLLLLLAAAAAYYYYYSSSSIIIIIIAAAAAAAA... NNEEEERRRRRRRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYY!!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Malaysia climbs the steps, staring at the hostile California crowd booing her. She cracks her whip against the steel steps and gives them a glare before entering the ring.

COLE
Our spies inform us that Malaysia Nerdly was in the arena early this morning and was seen routing around ringside, placing items underneath the ring. So, those 'toys' as she so disturbingly refers to them that she used on sister Maggie last Thursday, we can only assume, are ready and waiting for Jade tonight.

COACH
Any update on Maggie?

COLE
Well, she was shaken up but is now fine. Not the first time she's dealt with Malaysia in her life.

COACH
Okay. Any update on that corndog I ordered about five minutes ago?


"Boys call you sexy (What's up, sexy) 
And you don’t care what they say 
See, every time you turn around 
They screamin' your name

Boys call you sexy (What's up, sexy) 
And you don’t care what they say 
See, every time you turn around 
They screamin' your name"

The lights flash purple and often as "When I Grow Up" by The Pussycat Dolls hits, to a BIG reaction from the home state crowd. Bouncing through the entrance way comes California's very own Little Miss, Jade Rodez-Duncan, pulling the Women's Title from around her waist and raising it over her head. Jade looks into the ring mid-lift though and what's meant to be a triumphant gesture is ruined by the look of fear on her face. Taking a deep breath, Jade lowers the belt and makes the long walk to meet her fate.

BUFFER
And her opponent! She now resides in Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA... she is the second generation starlet with a heart of gold... ladies and gentlemen, here is the defending OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION... "LITTLE MISS CALIFORNIA"... JJJJAAAAAAADDEEEEEE... RRRRROOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZ - DDUUUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!

"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Jade hesitates on entering the ring, stood on the outside looking up at Malaysia.

"When I grow up 
I wanna be famous 
I wanna be a star 
I wanna be in movies 

When I grow up 
I wanna see the world 
Drive nice cars 
I wanna have Groupies"

COLE
Jade has the homefield advantage, but it's clear to see Malaysia has the fear factor on her side. The Women's Champion has to try and draw a little courage from these fans, but then again that's easy for me to say sitting here.

Having set her title belt aside Jade takes another deep breath before going to enter the ring. She thinks better of it halfway in though, scooting back outside. Malaysia can wait no longer and goes out after her indecisive opponent, but Jade is able to pass her and get into the ring. Malaysia just holds her hands on her hips and smiles.

COACH
Somebody tell Jade about the fun of the chase, wouldya? She's just making the moment she gets caught all the sweeter for Malaysia.

COLE
The longer Jade can stay away, the longer she stays in one piece.

Still smiling, Malaysia reaches up and pulls herself onto the apron...



...but the smile disappears as she's flung to the arena floor by a dropkick from Jade!


*DINGDINGDING!*

COLE
Alright, Jade taking the fight to Malaysia from the get-go!

COACH
Yeah, that's just gonna make it all sweeter too. Malaysia's kinky like that.

Jade slides out of the ring and follows after Malaysia, nailing her with a forearm as she picks herself up. A second forearm staggers Malaysia around the ring. As does a third. The California crowd route Jade on she continues to take the fight to Malaysia, jumping up on her back and landing short shots to the back of the head. Malaysia carries Jade and absorbs the shots, until she manages to ram Jade's lower back into the ring apron.

COLE
Ooh!

Getting the (proverbial) monkey off her back, Malaysia's smile widens as she realises the fun starts here. Balling up her fist, she wheels around... to find Jade's ankles disappearing underneath the ring skirt. Malaysia misses grabbing onto it and slaps the apron in frustration.

COACH
A little hide and seek, that's always good for building a little excitement.

MALAYSIA
[i]#Jaaade#[/i]... come out and [i]#plaaaayyy#[/i]

Malaysia goes around the ringpost as Jade begins to crawl out the other side. She reaches out, grabbing onto Jade's hair and pulls her up. It's only then that Malaysia notices the KENDO STICK in Jade's hands.


*THWACK!*

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

A shot to the thigh rocks Malaysia!


*THWACK!*

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

Another shot to the back of the leg and Malaysia drops to one knee. Jade lets out a roar as she swings one final time...


*THWACK!*

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

...and catches Malaysia in the shoulder!

COLE
Wow! We've NEVER seen this kind of intensity from Jade and she's found it just at the right time. Jade HAS to go to these lengths if she's going to survive tonight as Women's Champion.

COACH
But by doing so, she's playing right into Malaysia's hands.

Malaysia uses the announce table to pick herself up as Jade dumps the kendo stick. A quick jab catches Malaysia in the face, before Jade throws her challenger face-first into the ring apron. Malaysia is shoved back inside and Jade follows, going for a cover...


1...



Quick kickout.

COACH
Nah, not even close.

Jade stays on Malaysia and lands a couple of kicks, before attempting an irish whip. Hooking her arm around the top rope, Malaysia refuses to go though. Jade tries a couple more times to no avail. As Malaysia breaks the hands apart, Jade then starts to run, but Malaysia snatches hold of her hair and stops her! Suddenly the smile has gone and Malaysia doesn't look like she's after fun as she twists on the hair, dragging Jade around to face her. Jade realises she's in a tight spot, but escapes by stomping on Malaysia's foot! Jade then throws a front dropkick, sending Malaysia tumbling backwards through the ring ropes.

COACH
There's playing hard to get and then there's just frustrating.

COLE
Believe it or not, Jade's not here to be Malaysia's plaything.

COACH
That's not what Malaysia reckons. And seeing what Malaysia does to people, I'm inclined to agree with anything she says.

Saving herself the challenger pulls herself up on the apron. Jade comes swinging with another right hand, but Malaysia blocks. Grabbing both of Jade's wrists, Malaysia throws herself backwards off the apron, clotheslining Jade across the top ring rope!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Malaysia lands on her feet and stares at Jade as she kicks her feet in pain.

COLE
This match may just have taken a sinister turn.

Climbing back into the ring, Malaysia pulls Jade up off the canvas, slowly. Malaysia sizes Jade up with her fists cocked, ready to strike... but then she just lets go and allows Jade to fall to the canvas.

COACH
What's the deal?

COLE
Malaysia just letting Jade go. Don't tell me she's showing compassion?

With Jade still trying to catch her breath back Malaysia surprises everybody by leaving the ring. But anyone expecting compassion is dumb as rocks... sorry Michael... as Malaysia's smile creeps back upon pulling up the ring skirt. Malaysia routes around for a few seconds, then slides a trash can lid into the ring. She then goes back under and re-emerges, eyes transfixed on her newest find.

COACH
Woah.

COLE
What is that!? Is that a riding crop!? Coach, that's a riding crop, what in the hell is Malaysia doing with that!?

COACH
Do you want me to draw you a diagram? Cause it'd probably easier to search for 'riding crop' on this laptop on our desk and just show you the results.

Malaysia slaps the weapon against the ring apron and runs her hand across it before sliding into the ring. Unbeknownest to Jade, as she pulls herself up across the ring. Stalking towards her, Malaysia places the riding crop down into her ring attire before grabbing Jade by the hair, throwing her head into the top turnbuckle pad. And again. Malaysia then pulls Jade back, forearming her in the back of the head. Down goes Jade, left in a precarious position as Malaysia removes the riding crop again. Malaysia flicks Jade's cheerleader skirt up (WOOO!)...


*THWACK!*

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

...AND CRACKS THE CROP ACROSS HER BACKSIDE!

COACH
Ooh-hoo-hoo!

COLE
Coach, that's what jockeys use to whip horses during races. This is vicious... sadistic even!

With Jade's face etched in pain she clings onto the bottom rope, hoping not to be hit again. Placing the riding crop between her teeth Malaysia drags Jade off the rope. She wields the crop again with sheer excitement in her eyes... but Jade fends her off with a thrust kick out of sheer desperation.

"YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!"

As Malaysia drops the crop, Jade lays in with a forearm strike. A second. And a third. Walking a little gingerly, Jade comes off the ropes with a fourth forearm to get more momentum, rocking Malaysia a little. Malaysia shakes it off and grabs at Jade, but she evades. Staying elusive, Jade evades again. JRD then runs to the turnbuckles and pushes herself up, placing herself on Malaysia's shoulders. Malaysia carries Jade away from the corner, but she takes a right hand to the top of the head. And another, allowing Jade to rock forward with a Victory Roll...


1...




2...



No!

COLE
I think that crack of the whip woke Jade up Coach, she's starting to build a little momentum, keeping Malaysia on her toes!

Weaving underneath Malaysia's arm, Jade kicks her in the back of the knee. The Women's Champ then hits the ropes and delivers a Bulldog. Cover...


1...




2...



No!

With her challenger reeling, Jade quickly grabs the trash can lid. The Californias encourage her to use it and after a little hesitation, she goes to... and gets cut off, empthatically, with a Yakuza kick to the chest!

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!"

As Jade picks herself up, Malaysia knocks her down with a second hard boot just for good measure.

COLE
It was the speed and elusiveness that helped Jade to victory at AngleSlam and we're seeing why. Once Malaysia catches you and slows the pace down, she just meticulously picks her opponents apart.

COACH
And enjoys it. Gotta love that.

COLE
Not particularly.

With Jade hurt, Malaysia reaches down into her ring attire again...



...producing a PAIR OF HANDCUFFS!!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COLE
Oh no. This is bad. Real bad.

COACH
I guess Jade was being a little [i]too[/i] fiesty for Malaysia's liking.

Malaysia dangles the handcuffs in front of Jade's face, waiting for her to make a grab from them before snatching them away. Malaysia then LASHES Jade across the back of the head with them! With Jade face down, Malaysia grabs her in a hammerlock, clamping the cuff around the wrist. Before she can get the other cuff on though, Jade somehow pulls off a legsweep to pull the rug from under Malaysia's feet. Both champion and challenger scramble to their feet, with Jade going behind looking for a schoolgirl... but Malaysia blocks... and locks the other cuff around her OWN wrist!

COACH
Oh, even better!

Not realising they're joined at the wrists, Jade lets Malaysia go and tries to run into the ropes. She gets jerked right back though... and nailed right in the mouth with Malaysia's powerful forearm!

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
And Jade has nowhere to go, nowhere to run. She is trapped within Malaysia's clutches.

Malaysia uses her free hand to grab Jade's hair, pulling her to her feet. Stuck at close range, Jade is rocked with a HEADBUTT. She staggers backwards, until the cuffs kick in, keeping her on her feet for a boot from Malaysia. Jade falls to her knees as Malaysia positions herself behind Jade and forces her to choke herself with her own handcuffed arm!

"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"

COACH
These people can chant all they want, there's nowhere for Jade [i]to[/i] go!

As Jade's face starts to redden, Malaysia grins knowing she doesn't have a five count to answer to. Jade uses her free left arm to elbow Malaysia in the hip but doesn't come close to breaking the choke.

COLE
If Jade passes out, we've got a new Women's Champion.

COACH
If Jade passes out, I wanna be here to see what happens next!

The Anaheim crowd continue to will their homestate hero's daughter on to escape, but Jade is starting to fade away. Curiously, Malaysia chooses this point to let Jade go. Jade flops onto her face, only her cuffed right arm hanging off the canvas. Malaysia starts to pick Jade up again, dragging her over to a corner. Slowly Malaysia exits the ring and backs down the ring steps, forcing Jade to come with her. Unfortunately the ringpost gets in the way and as Malaysia keeps on backing up, Jade's shoulder is forced against the steel and forced to the point of being ripped out of the socket!! Howls of pain escape Jade before she finally manouevers herself away from the post, which doesn't really do her much good as her face hits the ring apron before her body crashes to the arena floor, dragging Malaysia to her feet.

COLE
Malaysia's going underneath the ring again. What on earth is under there we can only guess.

Well, it's a wrestling show, which explains why Malaysia returns from under the ring with a TABLE!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

COACH
Why are these people cheering? That table's gonna be Jade's crashmat in a few minutes you know.

COLE
Yeah but it's a wrestling show. Give them a break.

Malaysia puts the table back in, as best a woman who's handcuffed to another woman by one wrist can. Malaysia then goes underneath the ring again. Clearly knowing where to look and what she's looking for, her eyes soonlight up. And a worried murmur goes through the crowd as they see what Malaysia has in her hand.

COACH
:O

COLE
That's a CATTLE PROD! Oh my God! I realise this is No Disqualifications, but this is going COMPLETELY over the line!

"YOU'RE FUCKED UP!"
"YOU'RE FUCKED UP!"
"YOU'RE FUCKED UP!"
"YOU'RE FUCKED UP!"

The sickest of all sick looks appears on Malaysia's face, clearly a fan of objects with electrical currents. No homo. Malaysia eyes up the cattle prod with what can be best decribed as lust. But with her eyes taken elsewhere, Malaysia doesn't notice Jade getting to one knee. And with one last, desperate burst of energy, Jade plows forward...


JADE
RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!



*CRASH!*


...AND SPEARS MALAYSIA BACKWARDS INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!!!!!!

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
Jade might have just saved her life with that charge!

Striking the back of her head against the steel, Malaysia looks to be knocked silly. Jade starts to crawl away, but is unable to get from within arm's reach.

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Suddenly, up goes a cheer for another California hero, ALIX MARIA SPEZIA!!!!

COACH
Now what the hell is she doing out here!?

Alix jogs to ringside and rushes right to the aid of a fan who's desperate for her autograph. To be fair, she doesn't waste time personalising the message or asking for any money. Once that's out of the way Alix dives to Jade's aid. Grabbing the handcuffs, Alix reaches into her hair and produces a hairpin.

JADE
Wha... what are you...

ALIX
Hey there sleepyhead! Trust me sweetie, I'll have you out of this fix in a jiffy-pop. When you're forgetful as silly ol' me, you either grab a dictionary and pray you stumble on your safeword quickly or ya learn how to pick the locks on handcuffs.

And sure enough, Alix works her magic and unlocks the handcuffs!

ALIX
Bye ya'll!!

"YYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!"

COLE
Well, that got us out of that seemingly unescapable situation quite nicely.

Alix disappears as quickly as she enters, leaving the match to continue as Jade rolls into the ring. However, Malaysia is quick to recover as well. She throws the handcuffs away angrily, re-entering the ring and closing the gap on Jade. But Jade is loose now and turns around, pawing the challenger with an open left hand. She then paws her with an open right. With a guttural shout, Jade then pulls a 360 and knocks Malaysia down with a big clothesline!

COLE
Exclusive: Rich Little Blonde Girl Kicks Ass! Jade showing a little of that Duncan fire!

Grabbing the trash can lid, Jade wastes no time this time...



*CLANG!*

"YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"


...and nails Malaysia over the head with it!

COLE
Cover Jade, cover!

With all of California encouraging her, Jade does just that...


1...




2...




NO!

COLE
Only two.

COACH
Yeah, what a crying shame that is, eh Michael. You're supposed to be impartial, jackass!

COLE
You aren't.

COACH
Exactly! You hold it together while I point out how Jade's an embarrassment to the Duncan heritage, that's how this thing works between us.

Malaysia is already picking herself up, much to Jade's surprise. Well, not so much surprise as nerves. Jade dumps the lid and hits the ropes, catching Malaysia on the way up with a crossbody... but Malaysia catches her in her arms! A groan fills the arena, as Malaysia then dumps Little Miss California with the Fallaway Slam!

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

With a scowl Malaysia pulls Jade back up and onto her shoulders. Positioning in the centre of the ring, she DRIVES her down with a Powerbomb and stacks Jade on her shoulders for the pin...



1...





2...





KICKOUT!!

"YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
First nearfall of the match for Malaysia, who isn't having quite so much fun as she thought she would tonight.

COACH
That might be about to change.

Marching across the ring, Malaysia grabs and starts to set up the table. Placing it near one corner of the ring Malaysia rubs the surface of the table with one hand, her body with the other, before going to retrieve Jade. What fight the Women's Champ had built is gone now and she takes a forearm to the face. Malaysia then pulls Jade's head down and applies a gutwrench. Another worried murmur goes up as the crowd know what's coming, even before Malaysia muscles Jade up over her shoulder, into the Canadian Backbreaker.

COLE
Oh no, here comes that Piledriver!

Jade kicks and struggles as Malaysia begins to walk towards the table... and it pays off, as she escapes Malaysia's clutches and lands on her feet. Realising where she is, Jade grabs a hold of Malaysia's head as she's off-balance, pulling her down with the patented Duncan reverse x-factor!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
GOT IT FROM MY MOMMA!


1...





2...





KICKOUT!!!

"OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
Wow! Nobody kicked out of that move...

COACH
When Krista did it. Keyword, Krista! Everything Krista touches turns to gold, everything Jade touches turns and takes a giant leap off a cliff committing suicide rather than hang around to experience the pain of extreme failure!

Jade looks shocked at not getting the three and doubt starts to creep in as she wonders what she can possibly do to beat Malaysia now. The challenger picks herself up with the table's help, so Jade grabs her in a cobra clutch... but gets an elbow in the gut. Malaysia then grabs Jade and bounces her head off the tabl... NO! Jade blocks and bounces Malaysia's head instead!

"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"
"LET'S GO JADE!"

The crowd get behind Little Miss California, as she drags Malaysia around the table and places her against the turnbuckle. Jade climbs the turnbuckles and starts raining down right hands.


"ONE!"

"TWO!"

"THREE!"

"FOUR!"

"FIVE!"

"SI..."

NO! To the crowd's horror Malaysia picks Jade up off the ring ropes, readying her for a Powerbomb...




...but instead throws her backwards, stomach first across the top rope!

COLE
It looked like Malaysia was about to drive Jade through that table but for some reason, she didn't do it.

With Jade hung up, Malaysia steps back and climbs onto the middle turnbuckle.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

COACH
All good things come to those who wait.

COLE
Oh boy.

Getting her footing, Malaysia drives her elbow into Jade's kidneys as she lays on the rope beside her. Two more elbows land, before Malaysia starts to drag Jade so she's positioned on the turnbuckles as well. Malaysia then starts to try and manoeuver Jade into a canadian backbreaker position while sat on the top turnbuckle.

COLE
Oh no. Jade's got to get out of this, Malaysia's going to drive her headfirst through this table!

COACH
Well DUH!

Just as Malaysia starts to stand up though, Jade manages to turn to the side and land a shot to the head! And another! And another! Malaysia sits back down and Jade is able to turn around, looking very unsteady on the top turnbuckle. Reaching up, Malaysia clubs her forearm across the side of the head and tries to grab Jade again. The Women's Champion is running out of options. And desperate times call for desperate measures, as she suddenly BITES MALAYSIA'S FOREHEAD!!!!!

"YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

COACH
Now where did she learn THAT from!?

Once the initial pain has worn off and Jade's teeth have let up on her flesh, Malaysia actually ENJOYS it and asks for more. But Jade has other ideas. Reaching back, Jade pulls off her boot...




*THUD!*


...AND SMACKS MALAYSIA ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE SOLE!!

The boot falls to the arena floor as Jade wobbles on the verge of following it. But she regains her balance. Jade then looks up at the heavens and crosses her heart, hoping not to die as she places herself on the top rope. Malaysia is still dazed, allowing Jade to hook her in a side headlock. Once she's steady, Jade then takes off...






*KE-RAAASSSH!!*


"YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"


...AND PUTS MALAYSIA THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A BULLDOG FROM THE TURNBUCKLES!!!

COLE
OH, MY!!

The Anaheim crowd go WILD, as Jade manages to clear the table and lands on the comparatively safe canvas. Malaysia however lays flat out in the middle of the splintered table.

"JADE!"
"JADE!"
"JADE!"
"JADE!"

Grimacing, Jade holds her hip as she drags herself back towards the table. She rolls Malaysia over and drops on top...


1...






2...






3!!!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

*DINGDINGDING!*

COLE
Can you believe it!?

COACH
I sure as hell can't!

Wild celebrations start in the stands as Jade rolls off of Malaysia with her hand raised in victory. Clearly still in pain, Jade needs the referee's help to get to her feet but forces a smile nonetheless.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... and STILL OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION... JJJJAAAAAADDEEEEEE... RRROOOOOOODDEEEEEZZZZZZ... DDUUUUUUUNNCCAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!

"YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!"

COLE
With the pressure on and the odds against her, despite fear and trepidation, despite being physically out-matched, Jade Rodez-Duncan BEATS Malaysia and is STILL the Women's Champion! How can you possibly doubt this courageous young woman in the face of this!?

Handed her title belt, Jade can barely hide her surprise but raises it over her head like the Champion she is. Malaysia is still hurting amongst the broken table and checked on by the referee as Jade just about pulls herself up the turnbuckle with genuine thanks for the support of the crowd.

COLE
The critics have been answered tonight at November Reign. This was no fluke! No Disqualifications, No Countouts, Jade still pulled it out.

COACH
Even I've gotta cop to this one. I didn't think she stood a chance in hell and maybe without Alix getting involved she wouldn't have done. But... *ungh*... like or not, she won, I guess.

COLE
Damn right she did!

Jade climbs down from the turnbuckles and exits the ring carefully, to high-five some of the Anaheim fans. Limping up the aisle, she turns back to raise the Women's Title one more time, before limping off to get some attention for her injuries no doubt.