The One And Only Leon Rodez Thread~!!!

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Well, after a little over a year, I no longer control the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. This should mean that you should get OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Matches on time from now on! lol

 

Anyway, congrats to Leon Rodez! I am surprised that it took him this long to finally win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Since it is tradition for the (guy who controlled the) former OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion to start the thread for the (guy who controls the) new OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, I figured that I had to keep the tradition going. Now I fully expect this thread to collect e-dust for however long Leon's World Title reign lasts. These threads don't pack the same punch that they used to, do they?

 

Oh well. Mazel Tov to King Cucaracha! May he continue writing kickass matches during Leon Rodez's OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign! ARRIBA~!

Edited December 5, 2008 by Ed Wood Caulfield

[Patty O'Green 0]

No. This is now the One And Only Kobe Bryant Sucks Thread. Together we will celebrate the greatness of Kobe "Bean" Bryant through poetry, song, anecdotes, and dance.

 

 

wrote this a while back for the GOAT to the tune of Hey Mama by Kanye

 

Hey Mamba,I wanna scream so loud for you, cuz I'm so proud of you

Let me tell you what I'm about to do

I know I act a fool but, I promise to always root for you

I appreciate what you've done for me

I know 52 points is enough for me

I wanna tell the whole world about a friend of mine

This little light of mine and I'm finna let it shine

I'm finna talk about Mamba if y'all dont mind

I was 10 years old and I used to cry

Monday night and Kobe not playing? Imma die

Late January, harsh winter gave me a cold

Turned on the T.V and 81 points. that was good for the soul

Went on TSM coulda seen Alf bein a troll

You play late nights and I keep off the lights

turnaround 3, that was a very good sight

And you would give anything in this world

You need to bless us with a boy. Another girl? I almosted hurled

And you never put no team over me

and I love you Kobe for that, can't you see?!!

10 years old, caught you with tears in your eyes

national T.V.. colorado man? I wish that bitch dies

As I knelt on the kitchen floor

I said Kobe, Imma love you t'ill I can't post no more

And when I get older, I aint gonna hurt no more

viewed 81 point game 100th time and my hand was sore(*wink*)

See you're, unbreakable, unmistakable

unshakable, unattainable.

A livin legend too, just look at what heaven do

Send us an angel, and I thank you

 

REMIX

 

 

 

[Patty O'Green 0]

WHO HAS SOILED THE NEW TESTAMENT TO THE DON AKA THE GODFATHER AKA BLACK JESUS AKA MAMBA AKA BEAN AKA KOBE BRYANT?

 

TONY?

ALF?

I'M SORRY MAMBA! I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOU! I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY! BUT TONIGHT THEY GOT ME IN THE CLOSET!

 

A man can't even pay tribute to another man without somebody fucking it up! Niggas won't let you have shit these days!

[Patty O'Green 0]

Is Kobe Tupac Incarnated?

 

This shit is the big pink elephant in the room.Seriously niggas.I know their live's overlap but I'm convinced this niggas spirit inhabited Kobe when he died.First them niggas at times look just alike. Its impossible to miss. And you can't tell me Kobe playin ball don't remind you of Pac when he came out of jail. Both of them started as awkward square niggas who eventually got hardened by life's events. Not to mention both them represent Cali? Come on now. Plus its like the only way you can kill them niggas is to literally kill them. You just can't break Kobe. Rape case,everyone hatin him,etc.Reminds me of Pac back in the day. Niggas miss Pac,but I realize now theres no need to. We got Kobe. God try to be slick,but I see him. Nigga sent Kobe to finish Pac's work. Both them niggas play the game with no filter. Its why their loved and hated. Niggas felt that out of control shit.

 

What ya'll think?