Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 6, 2008 (edited) [color="#800080"][b]FROM THE GOSSIP HEARD ON THE [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE[/color], THIS IS AN [color="#0000FF"]ANDERSON CUP [/color]SHILL![/color][/b] Inside the Shill Center we go where OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan is position. BRANNIGAN Only a week removed from Thanksgiving and now we’re talking about Christmas. Christmas, ladies and gentlemen! We’re talking about Christmas! Here in the OAOAST we’re also talking about the 5th annual Anderson Cup. Can you believe it’s been 5 years already? It seems only like yesterday the first Anderson Cup was held. And do you remember which tag team won the inaugural Cup? The answer right here next week. [color="#808000"][b]Mr. Dick/Malaysia[/b] [/color] BRANNIGAN Earlier tonight we learned of the first entrants in this year’s Anderson Cup, representing the Deadly Alliance, Mr. Dick and Malaysia. After what they did to the Love Doctors in their match, even I’d have a hard time disagreeing with the idea they may indeed be the team to beat. Let’s not forget though, they’ve gone on record stating it’s not about the tag titles currently possessed by fellow DA members Thunderkid and Reject, it’s about the trophy. That Cocky Prick just wants to win the Anderson Cup to pad his stats! As Mr. Dick once said, there’s no “I” in team but there is in “Dick.” [color="#DDA0DD"][b]Beverly Hills Blonds[/b][/color] BRANNIGAN No longer under the thumb of Theodore Moneymaker, here’s one team who actually does want to win the Cup in order to secure a shot at the One & Only World tag team championship at AngleMania VIII, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, the Beverly Hills Blonds. They’re standing by with these pre-recorded comments. We cut to the BHB in front of their Hollywood Walk of Fame backdrop. SIMON If somebody had told us at the start of 2008 that when the next Anderson Cup rolled around the Beverly Hills Blonds would be fan favorites I would’ve thought they were nuts. But I guess 2008 was the year of change. We’ll swear in a new president January and in April we’ll crown new tag team champions. NED In case you haven’t figured it out already, we mean us. I’m sure Theodore Moneymaker will throw a few curveballs along the way and every time he does we’ll smack it out of the park. And if by chance you and your little BUTT buddy Christian Wright have the balls to enter the Anderson Cup and we wind up meeting somewhere, then you better make sure Abdullah hooks you up with 72 virgins in the afterlife because we plan on beating ya to death! We cut back to Brannigan in the Shill Center. BRANNIGAN Strong words for Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright from their former Enterprise associates. What a showdown that would be though. No matter the match-ups, this promises to be the most unpredictable Anderson Cup in history! [b]16 teams, 2 conferences, 1 winner.[/b] Further announcements will be made regarding the Cup in upcoming weeks so be sure to stay tuned to the OAOAST television networks and OAOAST.com for all the late breaking Hot Newz and more. With your Anderson Cup, I’m Tony Brannigan. Enjoy the rest of the program everybody! Edited December 6, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
