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[quote]VENTURA
I don't think so Michael, I don't think this is what PRL had in mind somehow.

It's soon clear that PRL isn't in control, as Leon starts to walk away from the corner with the World Champion's arms waving frantically. Stopping in the middle of the ring, Leon then reaches up... and hooks his hands behind the back of PRL's head.

COLE
What is this!?

With PRL trapped, Leon glances to the crowd one last time...









*WHAM!*


...BEFORE SITTING OUT AND DROPPING PRL RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

COLE
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VENTURA
COUNT!


1...









2...











3!!!!!!!!!!

"YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

VENTURA
...WE'VE GOT A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!

The crowd go NUTS as the bell sounds, barely audible in the arena. Fans literally jump for joy in the stands as Leon lets go of the legs of Tha Puerto Rican and flops backwards on the mat, completely spent.

COLE
AFTER FIVE AND A HALF YEARS, LEON RODEZ HAS FINALLY CLIMBED THE OAOAST MOUNTAIN! AND HE IS NOW THE NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!

"Rock The Casbah" blares over the speakers as Tha Puerto Rican rolls slowly out of the ring defeated. With almost as little energy, Leon struggles back to his feet and looks around the ecstatic sea of fans as referee Charles Robinson helps him up and raises his hand in victory!

"YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Leon falls back to one knee clenching his fists, before finding the energy to climb the turnbuckles and salute the crowd.

BUFFER
Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the match... and the NEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD... HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORRRRRRRLLLLDD... "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLLLEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRROOOOOOOOODDEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!!

"YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

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The celebration party continue to pile into the ring, including BOHEMOTH, who after congratulating Leon summons Jumbo over from the pack to help him lift Leon up onto his shoulders! Leon raises the World Title up, before he's suddenly put back down. The crowd of OAOASTers step aside to let ZACK MALIBU past. The Franchise of the OAOAST has a big smile on his face as he steps back, taking a look at his long-time tag team partner with the OAOAST World Title over his shoulder. Zack then extends a hand. Sure enough they shake and then hug to applause from everybody else in the ring.

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With the OAOAST wrestlers and personalities still surrounding him Leon raises the OAOAST World Championship to the crowd, our final shot as...[/quote]
...as the view changes to a TV screen showing said final shot, then pans around to show Reject staring intently into the TV.  After a few moments of this, TK calls him over towards the rest of the DA, who are gathered around for a brief discussion, including Mr. Dick and Malaysia.

ALF
You know, this past week at November Reign, the Deadly Alliance took their lumps.  TK took a fall for us, Reject took a fall for us...hell, even I took a fall for us.  But when it was all over, what did the record book say?  It said the Deadly Alliance won.

The rest of the group nods in agreement.

ALF
Now, Mr. Dick, our newest member.  What happened Sunday night was not your fault.  Mr. Moneymaker is to blame for what happened to you out there, and rest assured he and his Enterprise WILL pay for it in the very near future.

Mr. Dick nods.

ALF
But tonight's match was a hell of a way to make up for it, and I know the two of you will make a fine showing in the Anderson Cup tournament.  And if Todd Cortez thinks I'm going to take what happened this past Sunday lying down, he's in for a world of disappointment...

Alf is interrupted by loud pounding on the door.  TK walks over and turns the knob, at which point Tony Tourettes bursts in, smashing TK against the wall behind the door.

TONY
Where's Vinny?

SANDMAN
...you're in the wrong room, chief.

TONY
FUCK!

At that point, Vinny and Ken Pantera walk into the locker room.

VINNY
There you are.  Where the hell have you been?  I've been trying to give you this.

Vinny hands Tony a small sack, which Tony anxiously looks through...then smacks across Vinny's face, bursting the bag and sending mixed nuts flying throughout the room.

TONY
There's NO FUCKING CASHEWS!  YOU ASSHOLE!

Vinny walks out of the room, as Pantera follows, as does Tony, shouting profanities, as the DA looks on, confused.

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