Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 9, 2008 “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends hits and the Last Kings of Scotland march ringside. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. introducing first, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Fans in the front row get an unexpected scare as The Braveheart swings his spiked club their direction. COLE Watch out, folks! COACH If anybody needs to watch out, it’s the Beverly Hills Blonds. They’re living on borrowed time. Don’t think for one second Teddy Moneymaker will let what happened to him go unpunished. “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco plays as the Beverly Hills Blonds, Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard, walk the red carpet amid flashes of bright lights while loyal assistant and aspiring director Molly Nerdly films them on the Siclopse. BUFFER And their opponents, led to the ring by MOLLY NERDLY... “BOX-OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" In the unaccustomed role of fan favorites, the BHB leave Molly to do the baby face thing, which is cutaways to the crowd in between filming Simon and Ned’s entrance. COLE This crowd is going crazy! COACH And you’d have to be crazy to support a couple of ingrates like the Beverly Hills Blonds. They had it all under the Enterprise, Cole -- tailored suits, chauffeured cars, fine hotels and big cigars. Now what do they have, crowd support? Like that’s going to do them any good in the ring. The Last Kings of Scotland launch a surprise attack on the Blonds as they‘re removing their vests, but as former rule breakers they know every dirty trick in the book and escape harm’s way. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds but the action is already underway. The BHB getting the better end of an exchange with the Last Kings, firing them off for a pair of BAAAAAAAAACK body drops! COLE Outside the Last Kings of Scotland go, to formulate a new plan of attack no doubt because the first one failed. COACH Hey, you know what they say -- if at first you don’t succeed...try, try again. And indeed the Last Kings do, as Scottish Scott and Simon Singleton lockup. Side headlock applied by The Braveheart who is shot into the ropes, decking B.O.S.S. with a shoulder block on the rebound. The Video Voyeur rolls onto his stomach as Scott charges off the near side, then leapfrogs and executes a hip toss. Taken over in a headlock Scottish Scott scissors Simon’s head and bridges up when B.O.S.S. floats on top, viciously smashing his knee into the face of Simon Singleton before delivering a double underhook suplex! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The LKOS tag and Danny Boy drops an elbow, but nobody’s home! Simon wrings the arm and tags Ned, who kicks the Irishman in the gut. Rammed into the buckle DB is stomped repeatedly in the corner, and then fired across for a back elbow. POINTY~! elbow off the near side and Blanchard makes the cover. ONE! TWO! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Ned moves and Scottish Scott knee drops his own partner! SCOTTISH SCOTT :o The BHB premiere a brand new double-team maneuver as Ned lifts Scott up for a back suplex and falls back after Simon hits a spinning heel kick! COACH I’ll say this about the Blonds: they haven’t become angels all of a sudden. They’re still cheating bastards. Simon dumps Scott outside and waits for the tag. Ol’ Danny Boy takes a SLINGSHOT SUPLEX for good measure, which is followed by THE ATOMIC BLONDE~!!! COLE They’ve gone and dropped the bomb. You can put this one in the books. The Blonds successful in their first HeldDOWN~! appearance since quitting the Enterprise 3 weeks ago. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… “BOX-OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Hands raised in victory Simon and Ned’s celebration is cut short when they notice a familiar face ringside. [color="#2E8B57"][b]THEODORE MONEYMAKER.[/b][/color] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What business does he have out here? COACH Unfinished I’d say. Suddenly DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA blindside the BHB. Theodore Moneymaker’s hired guns do a number on their former associates. CPA with his bare hands, Bosley with his telescopic nightstick. Then to everyone’s surprise, Molly jumps on the back of CPA. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE You go, girl! Rip his eyes out! It’s not long before Molly finds herself on her back. Detective Bosley ready to strike until Moneymaker orders him to halt. He summons the Alpha Male of the Group and whispers something that makes him a very happy boy. Molly pleads for mercy as CPA drags her over to Theodore by the hair. Face to face with her former employer Molly is forced to bow in servitude and kiss the ring of Theodore Moneymaker, as are the unconscious Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard. COLE This is disgusting! COACH You’re wrong, Cole. This is a message being sent to the Blonds and everyone else. You don’t mess with Theodore Moneymaker. Moneymaker produces a pair of documents and stuffs them down the throat of the BHB. Adding insult to injury Detective Bosley impounds the Siclopse. MOLLY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THEODORE :lol: COLE Damn them! Damn them all to hell! There’s no reason for this, damnit! COACH No reason?! I’ll give you plenty of reason. Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard committed treason when they renounced their Enterprise membership and joined the Dream Team at November Reign. Theodore Moneymaker was ought justice and Detective Bosley and CPA served it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
