Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2008 “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy hits and the OAOAST Marks roar at the top of their lungs for one of their favorite superstars. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing 265 pounds… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS!!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" BW pumps his fist, then removes his jacket and Stewie Griffin t-shirt. BUFFER His opponent, from Kansas City, Missouri , 265 pounds… JOHN “SHOW-ME” STEVENSON! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Unlike BW the 265 pounds on Stevenson is mostly fat. And his does the television audience no favors parading around shirtless and sporting lime green trunks. COLE We’re set to go with more action live on HeldDOWN~! Baron Windels vs. John “Show-Me” Stevenson. COACH And Stevenson is showing me a lot alright. He’s got the body of Jabba the Hut and the face of Peter Griffin, minus the glasses of course. * DINGDINGDING * Windels and Stevenson lockup as the bell sounds, and the Lone Star Gunslingers slams his pudgy competitor with considerable ease, to which Stevenson responds with a hard shove. His opponent crotched mid-ring BW springs “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Baron laughs it off, and then lands a stinging right hand! Fired into the ropes Stevenson is leveled by a dropkick. He staggers to his feet and into an inverted atomic drop, followed by a face to face meeting with BW’s rump. COLE Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! COACH Is that your best pickup line? Because it’ll probably only nab you Los Diablos de Fuego! COLE :rolleyes: BW heads up top and IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME! The Gunslinger almost decapitating Stevenson with a top rope lariat. Windels serves a BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL and makes the pin. ONE! TWO! THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BARON WINDELS!!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” No, the crowd isn’t hatred for BW but rather MACKENZIE DECENZO who arrives in the ring. She pulls a roll of hundreds out from her bra and stuffs it down Baron’s trunks, then squeezes his BUTT as she gives him a peck on the lips. BARON :huh: Mackie exits with a smile, BW a look of bewilderment. COLE What the heck just happened? COACH All I know is Baron Windels is the luckiest man alive right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
