Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2008 (edited) [color="#800080"][b]FROM THE GOSSIP HEARD ON THE [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE[/color], THIS IS AN [color="#0000FF"]ANDERSON CUP [/color]SHILL![/color][/b] Inside the Shill Center we go where OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan is position. BRANNIGAN This Anderson Cup shill is brought to you by OAOASTShop-dot-com, where until December 22 everything is 20% off, with selected items half price! Rush delivery is available so don’t leave the OAOAST Mark or Marks in your family disappointed this Christmas. Order right now! Among the items marked at 20% off for the holidays, this brand spanking new Heavenly Rockers t-shirt. Wear it with pride or use it to wash your car if you‘d prefer. [img=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii59/KingCucaracha/shirts/thrshirt.jpg] BRANNIGAN Before we go any further, did you figure out the answer to last week’s trivia question? [color="#FF8C00"][b]Which team won the inaugural Anderson Cup?[/b][/color] I know because I was apart of the match! Yours truly and Dan Black, Black T, against our greatest rivals, Johnny Jax and Scotty Static, the [color="#00FF00"][b]Global Party Xchange[/b][/color]. [b][color="#9932CC"]Zero Hour [/color] February 27, 2005 [color="#FFA500"]Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color][/b] [quote][Referee Nick] Patrick immediately tries to get Jackson out of the ring, as Jivin' Kif (Jivin’ JR dressed as the Futurama character) slides a steel chair into the ring for Tony. Brannigan grabs it, and prepares to WAFFLE Scotty Static, as the young athlete gets shakily to his feet. But as Tony raises to strike, Static somehow, desperately, sums up the energy to dropkick it back into Brannigan's face! Seeing this, Johnny Jackson keeps our referees attention well away from the action. Tony starts to get back up, and Static grabs the chair, sneaking up behind him - and slamming the edge of the chair between his legs! Scotty with a cradle on Tony! Jackson shoves Patrick back around! ONE! TWO! Dan dives for the save! THREEEEEE! *DING DING DING* Tony kicks out! But this time it was after the three! Nick Patrick awards the pinfall! Johnny grabs Scotty and drags him out of the ring, where the two claim the Anderson Cup, raising it high above their heads![/quote] BRANNIGAN But there’s no guarantee winning the Anderson Cup equals tag title gold, as the previous four Cup champions have gone 2-2 in their AngleMania title bouts. It’s perhaps that bad taste in their mouths that Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright have decided to enter the 16 team tournament set for January 2009 yet again. They’ll look to become the first ever two-time Anderson Cup champions. After what the Billion Dollar Heir did to his former associates earlier tonight, you can bet the Beverly Hills Blonds hope to run into him and CW somewhere during the Cup. Joining them will be the flamboyant duo Wright and Moneymaker defeated in the 2007 Finals, Los Diablos de Fuego. Let’s hear from them right now. In the holiday spirit, Moracca sports a red and green poncho and a Santa hat with glittery red devil horns over his pink sombrero. Meanwhile, Mariachi stares seductively into the camera while sucking on the middle prong of his pitch fork. MORACCA Feliz Navidad, mi amigos! Christmas, Christmastime is here. Time for love and time for cheer! And we know all you great OAOAST Marks will be cheering us on in the Anderson Cup. 2009 is the year of hope and change. We hope to go all the way in the tournament and have the tag team titles change hands at AngleMania VIII. 2008 wasn’t our greatest year, but Los Diablos New Year’s resolution is to set 2009 en fuego! MARIACHI ¡Ole! We go back to Brannigan at the Shill Center. BRANNIGAN To recap, here again are the teams officially entered in the 2009 Anderson Cup. [b][color="#808000"]Mr. Dick & Malaysia[/color] [color="#DDA0DD"]The Beverly Hills Blonds[/color] [color="#2E8B57"]Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]Los Diablos de Fuego[/color][/b] BRANNIGAN As I said last week, this is shaping up to be the most unpredictable Anderson Cup in history. I remind you to stay tuned to the OAOAST television networks and our website for late breaking Hot Newz on the 2009 Anderson Cup which begins New Year’s night on our big annual [color="#0000FF"][b]New Year’s Spectacular[/b][/color]. Until next time, I’m Tony Brannigan. Edited December 12, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
