Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] The familiar music of the Heavenly Rockers hits and they’re led out by Colonel Abdullah and Holly. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, the team of MIKE STRAW and DAVID DELL! Your typical generic jobbers, both men gesture to the crowd. BUFFER And ladies and gentlemen, their opponents, accompanied by “THE ANGEL OF DEATH“ HOLLY MANN. COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the only rock n' wrestling band that matters... SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Once the pomp and circumstances are over, the Heavenly Rockers get set for action. Logan Mann to start for THR, David Dell for his team. * DINGDINGDING * Apparently in the holiday spirit, Logan offers David Dell a handshake. Dell accepts and gets smacked by a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! COACH Dude, you’re getting your bell rung! COLE :rolleyes: Logan scoops the semi-conscious Dell off the mat and executes a swinging neck breaker! This is followed by a tag to Synth who delivers a SKY HOOK ELBOWDROP~!!! COLE Oh, my, and just like that it’s gonna be all over! COACH OAOAST superstars don’t get paid by the hour, Cole. As the cover is made, Logan dumps Mike Straw inside and gives him a PERCUSSION DDT! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” COLE Synth and Logan real impressive in their tune-up match for 2009 Anderson Cup. Speaking of which, let’s go to our colleague Tony Brannigan with this week’s Anderson Cup Shill. [color="#FF8C00"][b]FROM THE GOSSIP HEARD ON THE [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE[/color], THIS IS AN [color="#0000FF"]ANDERSON CUP [/color]SHILL![/b][/color] In front of a purple backdrop with the AC trophy superimposed to his left, we find Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN Here we go with another Anderson Cup shill, brought to you this week by the… [b][size="3"][color="#FF0000"]OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE~![/color][/size] [color="#FF8C00"]Gossip so [i][color="#FF0000"]hot[/color][/i] you have to wear ear muffs when calling![/color][/b] BRANNIGAN Two weeks from tonight at the New Year’s Spectacular, the 5th annual Anderson Cup kicks off with two yet to be announced bouts pending the finalization of tournament brackets which we‘ll have for you next week. Some of the teams already entered include: [b][color="#808000"]Mr. Dick & Malaysia[/color] [color="#DDA0DD"]The Beverly Hills Blonds[/color] [color="#2E8B57"]Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]Los Diablos de Fuego[/color][/b] BRANNIGAN Joining them will be Drs. Max Anderson and Steven Pigley, [color="#FF0000"][b]The Love Doctors[/b][/color], and the 2008 Anderson Cup champions Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, [b][color="#FF0000"]Team[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Heyross[/color][/b]. Right now let’s-- Wait a minute. I’m being told Ms. DeCenzo has made her way to the ring. Michael, Coach, perhaps you guys can clue the rest of us in. We cut back to the arena where Ms. DeCenzo are mid-ring, microphone in hand. COLE I wish we could Tony -- and thank you for that Anderson Cup shill -- but we’re as puzzled by this as you are. COACH Speak for yourself. I know exactly what’s going on and so will you in just a few moments. You‘re not gonna believe it. DECENZO Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of the Enterprise it’s my pleasure to introduce to you our latest acquisition… Mr. Baron Windels! Jaws drop as Baron heads to the ring carrying a garment bag. COLE No, it can’t be! COACH (laughs) What did I tell you, Cole? You can’t believe it. “YOU SOLD OUT!” “YOU SOLD OUT!” “YOU SOLD OUT!” DECENZO Just when you thought the Enterprise was in need of a government bailout, we did what no other company is seemingly capable of -- we retooled our organization to make it leaner, meaner and a whole lot more efficient. It took some, ahem…[i]persuasion[/i]...but even the most thick-headed Texan would understand if you can’t beat ‘em…join ‘em! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Baron is met by Mackie on the way in, but she’s brushed aside and BW throws down the garment bag at her feet. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" DECENZO :o For BW actions speak louder than words, and it appears a whole lot of action will be coming his way as the Lone Star Gunslinger is quickly surrounded by V.I.C.E. COACH Isn’t pride a weird thing, Cole? Baron Windels gets offered a once in a lifetime opportunity and he turns down the Enterprise. Now V.I.C.E. is gonna turn Baron upside down and use him as a human jackhammer. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Not if THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS have anything to say about it. They hit the ring and a pier-six brawl erupts, prompting a herd of OAOAST officials to breakup the fight. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Fans, we need to restore order. Stay with us, HeldDOWN~! returns after this! Edited December 18, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
