Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2008 (edited) I figure it'll be easier if I include all my segments in one thread this week. Baron Windels promo At our backstage interview position, OAOAST Broadcast Correspondent/COD man-bitch Terry Taylor is alongside BARON WINDELS. TAYLOR I’m here with “The Lone Star Gunslinger” Baron Windels, and BW, people are still talking about what you did one week ago publicly rejecting membership into the Enterprise. A move that did you no favors with them. I mean, those guys have memories like elephants -- they never forget! BARON It did me no favors with the Enterprise alright, but in kept me in favor with the people who matter the most -- my buckaroos. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BARON If that puts me on their most wanted list so be it, I’ll gun them all down one by one if I have to because I’d rather step on a few toes than sell my soul to the devil. The Enterprise likes to say “Money talks, bullshit walks.” Well I listened to their money talk and I walked away from their bullshit! There are some things money CAN’T buy and one of them is a MAN’S PRIDE. Just as BW finishes his line he’s ambushed by THEODORE MONEYMAKER. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Where did he come from?! COACH I don’t know, but I bet Baron Windels regrets not accepting the Enterprise’s offer now. Moneymaker lays a verbal smack down on Windels as he puts the boots to him, repeatedly kicking the Lone Star Gunslinger in the gut before slamming him against a nearby storage case, leaving BW clutching his ribs in a fetal position. THEODORE (spits on BW) Merry Christmas! TAYLOR :o COACH :lol: COLE Damn him! That’s uncalled for! COACH What goes around comes around, Mikey Cole. Baron Windels embarrassed the Enterprise last week and gets embarrassed by them this week. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. COLE :rolleyes: Theodore Moneymaker later responds. COLE Earlier tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we saw Baron Windels get attacked by Theodore Moneymaker during an interview Terry Taylor was conducting with the Lone Star Gunslinger. Well I’ve just been informed OAOAST President Josie Baker has signed for later tonight a match between Moneymaker and Windels. Right now let’s go to our colleague Tony Brannigan who I understand has caught up with Theodore Moneymaker. We cut backstage where Tony Brannigan chases down Theodore Moneymaker. The Billion Dollar Heir flanked by CPA on his way towards a STRETCH LIMOUSINE parked outside. BRANNIGAN Actually, I haven’t caught up to Theodore Moneymaker, guys. I don’t know if he’s trying to make a run for it or what, but it’s either that or he hasn’t heard the news about his participation here tonight. THEODORE MONEYMAKER! MONEYMAKER :huh: Brannigan catches up with his cousin. BRANNIGAN Teddy, where do you think you’re going? MONEYMAKER To get my ring gear. Haven’t you heard what that ingrate Josie Baker has done? BRANNIGAN Wait just a minute! That’s the OAOAST President you‘re talking about! MONEYMAKER If not for me she’d still be turning tricks wherever she came from! BRANNIGAN :o MONEYMAKER Josie Baker’s got NO right interfering in my business. My right pinkie finger carries more weight than her office and she better remember that. BRANNIGAN Is that some kind of threat? MONEYMAKER No, just a friendly reminder. Just like my little face to the back of Baron Windels’ head earlier was a friendly reminder about what happens to people who screw with the Enterprise. Look no further than this damn company’s namesake to see the cost of war with me. You don’t see him anywhere around, do you? Do you?! BRANNIGAN No. MONEYMAKER A cold hard fact guys like Zack Malibu and Baron Windels ought to remember because their next appearance could be their last. BWAHAHA! LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO enter the frame, hurling a pair of PINK SLIPPERS at Moneymaker. MARIACHI ¡Usted perro mugriento! With presidential reflexes Moneymaker evades the slippers, which CPA catches mid-air and TEARS IN HALF! MORACCA Ay, yi-yi! Los Diablos scamper away like a pair of scared chihuahuas. MONEYMAKER :lol: As Moneymaker approaches his limo… [b][size="3"][color="#FF0000"]* BOOM~! *[/color][/size][/b] …IT SUDDENLY BLOWS UP!!! COLE/COACH :o Detective Tango Bosley REPELS from out of nowhere to check on Moneymaker and CPA. The Billion Dollar Heir shaken up, as V.I.C.E. assist him out of harm’s way. OAOAST officials late to the scene. [b]* COMMERCIAL *[/b] Edited December 25, 2008 by Tony149 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony149 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2008 (edited) Final AC Shill, which segues to Abdullah vs. BW. This should go on sometime after KC's Tim Cash segment. [color="#FF8C00"][b]FROM THE GOSSIP HEARD ON THE [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE[/color], THIS IS AN [color="#0000FF"]ANDERSON CUP [/color]SHILL![/b][/color] By now you know the host and the set, so no there’s no need to remind you about that. BRANNIGAN With your final Anderson Cup shill, I’m Tony Brannigan. The time for talking is just about over, ladies and gentlemen. Live right here next week not only do we kick off 2009 with our big New Year‘s Spectacular, so to is the start of the 5th annual Anderson Cup. Last week I promised we’d have the entire 2009 Anderson Cup bracket for you this week and I am a man of my word, folks. And boy did the tournament committee outdo themselves this year. [color="#2E8B57"][b]MIRACLE WEIRDNESS CONNECTION CONFERENCE[/b][/color] [color="#2E8B57"][b]Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright[/b][/color] (1) vs. [color="#FF0000"][b]The Love Doctors[/b][/color] (8) [b][color="#A0522D"]Christ Air Express[/color][/b] (4) vs. [b][color="#9932CC"]Mardi Gras[/color] [color="#FFFF00"]Homewrecking Crew[/color][/b] (5) [b][color="#4169E1"]Tim Cash/?[/color][/b] (Unranked) vs. [b]Los Conquistadors [/b] (6) [b][color="#FF0000"]D*LUX[/color][/b] (2) vs. [b][color="#2E8B57"]Last Kings of Scotland[/color][/b] (7) [color="#FF0000"][b]LOS INFERNALES[/b][/color] [b][color="#FF0000"]Team[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Heyross[/color][/b] (1) vs. [b][color="#DDA0DD"]Panic at the Disco[/color] [/b](8) [b]James Blonde & Faqu[/b] (4) vs. [color="#FF0000"][b]Jumbo & Deuce Deuce Bigelow [/b][/color] (5) [b][color="#808000"]Mr. Dick & Malaysia[/color] (3) vs. [color="#FF00FF"]Los Diablos de Fuego[/color][/b] (6) [color="#48D1CC"][b]Beverly Hills Blonds[/b][/color] (2) vs. [color="#808080"]The Heavenly Rockers[/color] (7) BRANNIGAN Look at all the incredible storylines…and it’s only the opening round! You’ve got the Heavenly Rockers and Beverly Hills Blonds rekindling their longtime rivalry; questions whether the Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew can get it together; the miraculous return of D*LUX, although I question whether “Showtime” Shayne Brave is rushing back from his arm injury; Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright regaining the top seed in the MWC Conference after last year’s conference champions, the Sooner Bruisers, refused to participate for reasons unknown; and just who is this mystery partner wrestling’s last real good guy Tim Cash says he‘s got? Cash of course a former tag wrestler, last competing with Detective Tango Bosley as Rescue 911 before the AMOG sold out to Theodore Moneymaker. Following the vicious assault Cash received at the hands of Spencer Reiger earlier this evening, he can use a friend. We’ll have to wait and see. [color="#0000FF"][b]NEW YEAR’S SPECTACULAR[/b][/color] [b][color="#FF0000"]Team[/color] [color="#0000FF"]Heyross[/color][/b] (1) vs. [b][color="#DDA0DD"]Panic at the Disco[/color] [/b](8) [color="#48D1CC"][b]Beverly Hills Blonds[/b][/color] (2) vs. [color="#808080"]The Heavenly Rockers[/color] (7) BRANNIGAN Again to reiterate, you can witness all the action of the 5th annual Anderson Cup live on TSM beginning next week at the New Year’s Spectacular. Folks, it’s been dubbed the most unpredictable Anderson Cup in history for a reason. Don’t miss out on the wild journey that begins in the Motor City on New Year’s night and ends in Beantown as one team hopes to make that leap to AngleMania and capture the One & Only World tag team championship. Right now let’s head back to the ring for more great action! ABDULLAH NERDLY, in full religious regalia, graces us with his presence as "Hate Me Now" by Nas featuring Diddy plays in the background. COACH What a great surprise this is, Mikey Cole. COLE Maybe for you, but what’s Abdullah Nerdly doing here? The Inspirational Leader grabs a microphone and speaks to his people. ABDULLAH My children, in this most wonderful time of the year tragedy I meet you with the sad news tragedy has befallen our dear brother Theodore Moneymaker. Why anyone would seek to harm a man of the people is beyond comprehension, but I still ask that you pray for these forces of evil and that Allah have mercy on their souls because Theodore Moneymaker will soon OWN their asses! Tonight, however, I shall take up the fight of our messiah and defeat Baron Windels. So giddy on up out here so I can break your back and humble you! COLE :o COACH (laughs) It sounds like something you might enjoy, Cole. COLE Let’s see if Abdullah Nerdly will enjoy his time in the ring with Baron Windels. The Lone Star Gunslinger on his way. “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy hits and the crowd goes wild for the proud Texan. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from Las Vegas, Nevada by way Edmonton, Alberta, by way of Damascus, Syria… ABDULLAH ABIR NERDLY! His opponent, from San Antonio, Texas, 265 pounds… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS!!! As he slaps the hands of OAOAST Marks, THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS charge BW from behind. Luckily his buckaroos warn him of the danger and the Lone Star Gunslinger fires off a couple of rounds! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE 2 on 1 and Baron Windels is still on his feet! What a man he is! Both Heavenly Rockers down BW sets his sights on their promoter, but Abdullah Nerdly wipes him out with a SUICIDE DIVE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Speaker for the Prophets gives praises to the Almighty and returns inside where he opens up a dialogue with referee Earl Hebner. Meanwhile, the Heavenly Rockers do a number of Baron Windels outside, dropping him throat-first on the guardrail. Wily veterans, Synth and Logan walk away from the scene of the crime before Earl looks over, and then deliver another beat down as he and Abdullah renew talks. COLE I can understand if Earl Hebner was Clem Buzzlefoxer, but he’s not a senile old man. There’s no excuse for him to be missing all this blatant outside interference. COACH What’s the matter? Is it that time of the month for you? Quit whining, Cole. Wrestling is a man’s world. Either kick ass or get your ass kicked. And right now Baron Windels is getting his kicked. BW is rolled back in and placed in a CAMEL CLUTCH! COACH Praise be! Abdullah really is going to break Baron’s back and humble him! Teeth gritted, Baron signals he isn’t about to give up and rises to his knees, but Abdullah takes to the air and squats down on the back of the Lone Star Gunslinger and reapplies the Camel Clutch. “BARON!” “BARON!” “BARON!” His face beet red BW mounts a comeback, fists pumping and feet kicking. ABDULLAH :huh: Looking to suppress the uprising, Abdullah again takes to the air, but BW rolls over and CROTCHES THE COLONEL ON HIS KNEES!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" ABDULLAH :o BW returns to his feet and has Abdullah BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS~!!! COLE That’s gotta leave a salty taste in the Colonel’s mouth. COACH You’re just jealous that wasn’t you. As you’d expect the Heavenly Rockers come to the aid of Abdullah, but THE BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS yank them down from the apron and a slugfest ensues outside! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE The Beverly Hills Blonds not waiting until the New Year’s Spectacular to get their hands on the Heavenly Rockers. They want them now! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match… BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS!!! The celebration is short-lived, however, as Abdullah reaches into his shorts and throws DUST into the eyes of Baron Windels. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE My God, what was that? COACH Jihadust! Abdullah helps THR take down the BHB and the trio proceed to lay a whipping on them and BW, until SANTA CLAUS storms the ring! COACH Not this idiot again. COLE Santa’s here…and he’s pissed! Using his SACK BAG as a weapon, Santa swipes Abdullah’s legs out from under, bashes Synth upside the head and nails Logan in the gut before shoving him outside with his foot. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Santa then hands each of the fan favorites in the ring a present from his goodie bag. For the BHB it’s a Theodore Moneymaker action served on a silver platter and Baron Windels a toy replica of the World tag team championship, the other half of which belongs to Tim Cash a/k/a Santa. COLE Does this mean what I think? Has Tim Cash asked Baron Windels to be his partner for the Anderson Cup? COACH Good thing Cash has previous medical experience because he’ll be needing all the treatment in the world trying to carry Baron Windels. COLE I’m not even going to dignify that with a response. 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