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HD: Moneymaker promo

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Flanked by the rest of The Enterprise, Moneymaker looks more angry than usual. Normally, the money that stuffs his pockets and makes him feel secure is enough to keep a smile, even a devilish one, on his face. None of that tonight, however.

 

MONEYMAKER

Two weeks ago, Zack Malibu, the supposed role model that he is, commited a heinous crime in this very ring. Zack Malibu STOLE from me, and ran off like a theif in the night...which is exactly what he is, a THEIF! I came out here with a token of my appreciation, a gesture to Zackary Malibu to end this nonsense once and for all, and what does he do? He spits in my face yet again, and shows nothing but disrespect when he's the one always preaching about what it means to respect everything around him. But Zack Malibu, I know how you are. I know that there is no getting through to you, and that's fine. The New Year's Spectacular will give me the opportunity to finally showcase myself as the top wrestler in this promotion and in the world today. It will give me a chance to unleash MY frustrations, and shut you up once and for all. Zack Malibu, you will have your day on January 1st. It sickens me though that YOU PEOPLE, each and every one of you, feed into Zack time and time again, and two weeks ago was the final straw. To act as accomplices and take that money...MY MONEY...out of his hands and put it in your pockets was completely over the line! I have done nothing for the last six months except get you people to better yourselves, and realize that you pay tribute to a false idol, but it's too late. You people have become the very thing that Zack Malibu is. You are all selfish! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! Maybe that's why you all feel like you can relate to Zack Malibu...because none of you are any better than the common cockroach! It disgusts me at what society has become, and yet everything is to blame...the economy, the school system, alcohol, drugs...everybody has something or someone to blame except themself! LOOK IN THE MIRROR, PEOPLE! Look at what you are! You have deteriorated, and I no longer wish to be your saving grace! You can all rot in hell for all I care, because guess what? My charity ended when you stole from me. The money that I've invested, that I've worked to build into my fortune, taken without a second thought and without fear of repurcussions. And that, my friends...is where you are wrong.

 

Moneymaker hops out of the ring, and waves Bosley and CPA to come with him. Christian Wright and Alison stand in the ring, watching as Moneymaker circles ringside.

 

MONEYMAKER

You here, sitting with your son...I bet you purchased his Christmas presents with the money you stole from me, didn't you!? DIDN'T YOU?!!?

 

The fan tries to respond, but Bosley shoves the man down, knocking him over and humilating him in front of his young son, who can be no more than seven.

 

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

MONEYMAKER

Oh shut up and spare me with your disdain, because I'm far past the point of caring. I warned that you people would wind up sinking to Zack's level eventually, and sadly that day has come. I tried and tried, but NO! You people turned on me and ran off with my money! MY MONEY! GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!

 

Moneymaker, so crazed by Zack's actions that he doesn't realize he's in a completely different city from where the incident took place, grabs an older gentleman by the collar of his shirt and yanks him out of his seat, eyeing him face to face.

 

MONEYMAKER

WHERE IS IT!?!? GIVE ME MY MONEY!

 

The frightened man stammers, not knowing what to say, until he's shoved back into his seat as well.

 

COLE

Theodore Moneymaker has completely lost it tonight.

 

COACH

Can you blame him? Shit, I'd be doing this if I lost ten bucks, nevermind half a million!

 

Moneymaker walks around, enduring the fans catcalls. He notices two college age guys sitting and laughing about this, and motions to CPA and Bosley...who take one of them and biel him over the railing, onto the ringside floor!

 

COLE

Oh come ON!

 

The young man is stunned by no more stunned than when he tries to get up and Moneymaker delivers a hard kick to his ribs, then orders his henchman to toss the man into the ring!

 

COACH

That'll teach him!

 

COLE

That'll get us a lawsuit!

 

Moneymaker steps into the ring, and as the young man is going to get up, Moneymaker hits him with the Billion Dollar Kneelift, as the crowd is totally, 100% against the villainous billionaire.

 

MONEYMAKER

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY!? YOU STEAL FROM ME AND IT'S A JOKE? Well, now we'll see what you're laughing about!

 

Moneymaker undoes his belt, as CPA and Bosley hold the young man still, yanking his shirt up to expose his back. Moneymaker folds his belt in two, and then starts whipping the young man hard, leaving red welts across his back!

 

COLE

He's lost it! He's gone too far!

 

Moneymaker continues to unload, but the fans come alive as ZACK MALIBU comes racing down the aisle! Zack slides into the ring and tackles Moneymaker at the legs, and unloads WITH FURY~! until he's thrown off by Bosley! Bosley, CPA and Wright all gang up on Zack, with Alison calling out directions, and The Enterprise starts to have their way with Malibu! They pull him up, but Zack starts fighting back, nailing everyone in sight, until Moneymaker clocks him with a belt-wrapped fist! Malibu goes down in a heap, and Moneymaker hovers over him, pounding on him with his loaded fist!

 

COLE

Damn it, Zack's being assaulted by The Enterprise!

 

COACH

You wanted him to stop beating on the fan, and he did. Look at the bright side, Mikey Cole!

 

Moneymaker works Zack over, until the fans roar again, when BOHEMOTH and LEON RODEZ, the OAOAST World Champion, hit the ring! The rest of The In Crowd send The Enterprise heading for the hills, and Leon unstraps his World Title and swings it like a weapon, looking to crack anyone from The E without discrimination!

 

COLE

Thank God for The In Crowd!

 

Bo and Leon tend to Zack, whose face has been made a crimson mask. The Enterprise look on as a groggy Malibu is aided by his stablemates. Malibu looks through glassy eyes at Moneymaker, who looks at his bloody, belt wrapped fist and points to Zack, telling him his days are numbered.

 

COLE

It was a war that spanned throughout most of the year, and in just one week's time, it comes to a head. Zack Malibu and Theodore Moneymaker will finally be in the ring one on one, and no matter who wins that war, I do not envy the man on the losing end one second, because you know neither one is going to take it lightly on the other!

 

 

Edited by Zack Malibu

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