King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2009 COLE Coming up next, the World 6-Man Tag Team Titles are on the line. Cucaracha Internacional to defend against Team Heyross and Brock Ausstin, themselves former 6-Man Tag Team Champions. This all started four weeks ago, when Quentin Benjamin was the victim of a completely unprovoked attack from the wild savage Faqu backstage. COACH To which Team Heyross have turned around and started some unprovoked war with Cucaracha Internacional. I mean, they [i]said[/i] sorry! COLE Are you kidding? James Blonde may say he tried to play peacemaker, but from where I'm sitting he just tried to cover his hide. Trying to make out like it was no big deal and that Benjamin should just 'forget about it'? COACH Faqu didn't mean anything by it. He just gets over-excited sometimes. COLE You're almost as bad as Blonde is. If that were possible. Let's go to the ring. "Shine" by Collective Soul plays, bringing out a motivated looking Team Heyross. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and is for the OAOAST WORLD SIX MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introducing the challengers. First, CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... together, they are TTEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM... HHHHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYRRRRRROOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Into the ring slides Benjamin, Moss taking the route up the steel steps. They pose on the turnbuckles before pointing out to the entrance. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." "Punishment" by Biohazard hits and through the smoke filling the entrance way Brock Ausstin marches out. Brock hops back and forth for a few seconds before suddenly coming to life and making his way to the ring. BUFFER And their tag team partner. From Victoria, Minnesota... weighing two hundred, ninety pounds... BBRRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKK... AAUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINN!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Pyro BLASTS from all 4 ring posts as Brock leaps onto the ring apron from the arena floor. Luckily Team Heyross are off the turnbuckles by now, probably best I make that clear. COLE Brock Ausstin coming off maybe one of the biggest wins of his career last week, pinning Landon Maddix in the last OAOAST match of 2008. Will 2009 start as '08 left off for The Current Big Thing? Brock lines up with Team Heyross and they stand facing the aisle. As "The Church Of Hot Addiction" hits, the trio of Cucaracha Internacional make their way out, initially lead by James Blonde. Once he takes one look at the ring, Blonde suddenly decides to hang back beside Faqu, who holds his 6-Man Title between his teeth. Nathaniel Black marches right past the two of them, grumpy as ever. BUFFER And their opponents. Total combined weight, seven hundred and fourty seven pounds. Together, they represent Cucaracha Internacional and are the reigning, defending, OAOAST WORLD 6-MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! The team of "THE TRENDSETTER" JAMES BLONDE... "THE SAMOAN WRECKING BALL" FFFFFAAAAAAAAQQQQQUUUUUUUU... and, their tag team partner, from London, England... NATHANIEL BLACK!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Black doesn't show fear in the face of the opposition, entering the ring without the back-up of his partners. Referee Mike Chioda keeps order as Black mouths off to the challengers. Faqu stomps up the ring steps and Blonde follows close behind him. Really close. Close enough for him to be shielded. COLE 2008 was a year of ups and downs for Cucaracha Internacional, but a year in which they won the 6-Man Tag Team Titles on three occassions, once with Todd Cortez in place of Nathaniel Black of course. COACH Which is why there's been ups and downs. He's a disruptive influence on everyone else. COLE In which case, why doesn't Landon just give Cortez what he wants and throw him out of Cucaracha Internacional? COACH He's got his reasons. COLE Yeah, fear for his life. To no surprise, Blonde stays out on the apron and as Team Heyross make a move forward he leans as far back as possible with Faqu held out in front of him. Brock cools the former World Tag Team Champions down a little and they relent, for now, leaving Brock and Black to start it out. *DINGDINGDING!* As the bell sounds Black squares up to Brock and they go forehead to forehead exchanging words. COLE A real battle of the bulls here, neither man budging. Giving Brock a shove, Black hits the ropes and delivers a shoulder block which Brock is able to absorb. The Current Big Thing just dares Black to try again, which he does, managing to knock Brock back a couple of steps. He stays on his feet though and the two square up again with Black PIEFACING Brock for getting too close to him. Brock decides after that to hit the ropes himself. A dropdown by Black evades the contact though and as Brock rebounds, Black charges into him with another shoulder. Brock is sent reeling backwards, but he comes right back off the ropes with a shoulder tackle of his own that knocks the Brit off his feet! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COACH Woah! COLE Big show of power from Brock! Brock grabs Black in a side headlock as he gets to his feet. A shot to the ribs softens him up a little. And then a second. Black then shoots Brock off the ropes, dropping his head looking for a backbody drop. Slamming on the brakes, Brock instead hooks Black up and delivers a vertical suplex. Cover... 1... 2... No! Keeping control of his opponent Brock makes the tag to Quentin Benjamin. After coming in off the top with an axehandle to the back, Benjamin opens Black up for a thrust kick to the midsection. COLE Cucaracha Internacional may have dominated possession of the 6-Man Titles in 2008, but let's not forget Brock and Team Heyross are former 6-Man Champions in their own right. And just like Cucaracha Internacional, they're a team with a bit of everything. Speed, power, technical ability, it's all there. Benjamin takes Black to the ropes and goes for an irish whip, but Black is able to reverse. As Benjamin comes back he goes down with a baseball slide right through the legs. Quentin then backpedals and comes back off the ropes again to knock Black down with a crossbody block... 1... 2... No! A wring of the arm looks to set up another tag, but Black drives a knee. And another. Black whips Benjamin to the ropes again and this time as he hits them, another knee is waiting, this time courtesy of James Blonde! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Benjamin quickly shrugs off the knee and wheels around to grab a hold of Blonde... but yet another knee blindsights him, Black charging in from behind! COLE From all angles Benjamin's getting hit and it started with a cheapshot from the outside by James Blonde! COACH No, I don't think so. JB was just showing somebody in the crowd those swag gold shoes of his and Quentin just happened to run into his knee. COLE Oh you guys are just full of excuses, huh? After clubbing Quentin with a few forearms, Black reaches out and tags in Faqu to a groan from the crowd. The Samoan gets psyched up by Blonde on his way in, as if he needed it. A wild attack up against the ropes is inflicted on Benjamin with his partners begging the referee to try and enforce some sort of rules. Faqu is backed up eventually, thanks in part to Blonde's words. COACH How's that deja vú taste Quentin? Faqu turns to the opposition corner and beats his chest, then turns around... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and gets his chest beat by Benjamin's knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And another! Looking for more momentum Benjamin comes off the ropes. Faqu swings out with a chop of his own, but Benjamin is able to sweep underneath. A clothesline is then also ducked, allowing Moss to get the blind tag. Coming back, Quentin takes off with a crossbody. And although Faqu catches him in his arms, a dropkick from Moss forces Benjamin down on top after all. COLE The former Tag Team Champions and Anderson Cup champions showing just why they're such a great team. Moss drops an elbow on the big Samoan. And a second. Going to the legs, an attempt at a kneebar is thwarted though as Faqu uses his powerful legs to push off. Moss rolls to his feet in his corner and tags Benjamin again. Together Team Heyross send Faqu for the ride, ducking a double clothesline and attacking those powerful legs with a double chopblock! Faqu goes down to his knees and is then faceplanted into the mat by his opponents. In rushes Black to try and help, but Team Heyross guide him up and over the top rope to the floor... and when James Blonde tries to come in, Brock starts to move in and he hightails it to the outside. COLE Boy, Blonde wants no part of Brock Ausstin. I can't say that I blame him. COACH Why should he want any part of him? They're not the legal men, incase the referee hadn't noticed! Together, Team Heyross come off the ropes with a double flying shoulder tackle which is enough to knock Faqu off his feet! Once referee Chioda has put Brock out, he does the same with Quentin. But that allows Nathaniel Black to sneak back into the ring... and LAY MOSS OUT WITH A LARIAT!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Referee didn't see a thing. With Moss down, Blonde 'encourages' Faqu to give him the tag, which he does. Blonde comes in and puts his gold wrestling shoes to Moss repeatedly. "BLONDE SUCKS!" "BLONDE SUCKS!" "BLONDE SUCKS!" "BLONDE SUCKS!" Smirking, Blonde delivers a snap suplex on Moss and covers... 1... 2... No! Blonde delivers a measured right hand as Moss sits up. Backing away into a corner, Blonde gives Benjamin a mock thumbs up before delivering the Marty Jannetty Fistdrop from the second floor. BLONDE WHAT ABOUT IT NOW, DETROIT!? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Before he can antagonize anyone else, if there's anyone left, Blonde accepts the tag from Black. The Englishman drags Moss away from his corner and rocks him with a European uppercut, then applies a 3/4 headlock to control him. COLE Black looking to slow things down and start dictating the pace, leading by example. He used to be the leader until Landon came along, makes you wonder what he's been thinking recently with Landon's tirades. And I don't think James Blonde ever looked at him 'that way' back then. COACH You mean with respect? COLE Yeah, sure, if you like. Black keeps Moss in check as he looks for an escape, then lets go to unload with an elbow smash. Irish whip sends Moss off, Black ducking down and driving a headbutt into the midsection to double Moss up. Black then takes a detour and lashes out at Brock and Benjamin, drawing them into the ring. Referee Chioda steps in, while James Blonde comes off the top rope with a knee to the side of the head on Moss! COACH A little Brand Labelling from The Trendsetter. Diving out of the ring Blonde starts up an innocent conversation at ringside, while Black covers Moss... 1... 2... No! Tag made, bringing Faqu back in. Moss is passed over to the Samoan and gets laid out with a headbutt. Laid flat out on the mat Moss is then struck in the chest with a sharp thrust. COLE Charlie Moss is in big trouble at this point. COACH About 300 pounds of trouble. Faqu sits Moss up and strikes him in the head, setting him down for a big legdrop! Cover by Faqu... 1... 2... NO! Faqu rants at the referee in his native tongue for not counting the three. Worried about a possible disqualification James Blonde calls his buddy over and tags himself in. Faqu continues ranting, even as Blonde delivers a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER on his partner and opponent. Of course, opponent comes off the worst... 1... 2... ...but Moss kicks out. COLE That's some interesting 'teamwork' there. And by teamwork, I mean James Blonde using Faqu as a weapon, as always. COACH Hey, if you've got a Samoan skull, use it. Hardest substance known to man after diamond. Picking Moss back up, Blonde fires off a few jabs. With Moss rocked The Trendsetter then takes a moment to, for no reason, do a little shoulder shimmy. COACH Leon Rodez eat your heart out! Blonde hits the ropes, but gets caught on the rebound with an Inverted Atomic Drop! And Moss holds Blonde in place as Benjamin launches himself off the top with a Springboard Clothesline! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Come on, there was no tag there. COLE There was no tag from Black earlier either. You're very observant when it suits you. As Benjamin is put out, the referee is right next to Moss as he gets the tag to Brock Ausstin! And the crowd go wild as Brock comes in and knocks Blonde down with a clothesline. In comes Black to taste a clothesline. And Faqu comes in as well, Brock driving him backwards with an elbow. Faqu bounces out of his team's corner unaffected though and beats his chest, looking to charge Brock. Backpedalling, Brock lures him in and ducks down as Benjamin flies with a Missile Dropkick!! COLE And down goes the big Samoan! Right back up, Faqu finds himself put to the floor as Benjamin SPRINTS into him with a clothesline. Both men go up and over the top rope, but Benjamin hangs on and skins the cat. Benjamin waits for Faqu to get back up, then LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE TOP WITH A PESCADO!!! COLE A little bit of payback from Quentin to Faqu! In the ring, Brock catches Blonde with a Powerslam... 1... 2... NO! Brock waits for Blonde to get back up... but from behind, Black pounces with forearms. The Englishman clubs away on Brock repeatedly with Blonde eventually joining in. Together, they send Brock off the ropes with an irish whip. It's there that the teamwork breaks down though, as Blonde's eagerness to try and get at the front of the queue leads to them both getting wiped out with a Double Clothesline! COLE A little miscommunication from the Champions. And Brock makes them pay. COACH Get it together guys. Landon's watching you know. Grabbing Black and pitching him to the floor, Brock turns his attentions to Blonde again and looks for the finish. Blonde staggers to his feet and Brock sets him on his shoulders for the F-STUNNER-5.... ...but Blonde squirms free! As Brock turns around, The Trendsetter quickly catches the head and sits out with a Jawbreaker. A fancy roll backwards puts Blonde on his feet and he charges in... but Brock catches him and LAUNCHES the Canadian halfway across the ring with an Overhead Belly To Belly Suplex!!! COLE WOW! It looked like Blonde just got shot out of a cannon! Brock crawls over and hooks a leg... 1... 2... NO! With Blonde struggling to get to his feet, Brock comes off the ropes ready to meet him. However, Black jumps to the apron to cut him off with a knee to the back, then delivers a European uppercut from the outside. A hiptoss then dumps Brock outside in a heap and a fight breaks out on the floor between the two. COLE We've got a fight on the floor, but look in the ring, Team Heyross ready to pounce! Having slid back inside, Benjamin and Moss lay in wait as Blonde dusts himself off. When Blonde turns around Moss dodges past him. That causes Blonde to do a double-take and turn again, leaving himself prone for the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!~!~1#!# "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Endgame's coming! COACH Come on JB, think of Landon and the strength will follow! Benjamin signals for Moss to 'take him up' and he exits to the apron. The crowd rise to their feet as Moss lifts Blonde to his feet and starts to take him up into the electric chair. But, before Benjamin can take flight, he gets RIPPED off the apron and HURLED into the announce table by Faqu!! COLE OH JEEZ! The ever-cowardly Double C take cover behind their sofa as Faqu starts ripping it to shreds in a fit of rage! Rolling out of the ring, Moss tries to grab a hold of Faqu, but gets a DESKFAN TO THE FACE!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *DINGDINGDING!* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The bell sounds and although the crowd don't like it, they can't really complain once Faqu has dumped the top section of the table onto the head of Quentin Benjamin. The Samoan nudges the table aside with his hefty hips and grabs onto the sofa next and sends Coach and Cole further scurrying for help. Both referee Chioda and James Blonde leave the ring to try and reason with Faqu, but he's not listening and tips the sofa on top of Team Heyross!! And then, the timekeeper's table, luckily bouncing off of the sofa rather than Moss or Benjamin's skulls. People cower for cover as Faqu picks up a steel chair by the legs and holds it over his head, ready to add that to his pile of furniture, but luckily James Blonde is able to step in front of him before he can. "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" "YOU SUCK!" The quick-talking Blonde finally manages to talk reason to Faqu and the Samoan tosses the chair aside, still staring down at Team Heyross. Referee Chioda yells at Blonde to get the Samoan out of here and almost gets charged by the raging bull, but Blonde steps in again and manages to lead Faqu away. Nathaniel Black helps out there and they escort Faqu around ringside with Blonde desperately trying to keep him calm. At least until he remembers they've left the belts behind, then he bolts back and steps over the fallen Team Heyross to grab them before Brock can take a swipe at him. BUFFER (sounding shaken) Ladies and gentlemen... the referee has ruled this match, as a result of a disqualification, to TEAM HEYROSS and BROCK AUSSTIN!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" BUFFER However, the titles do not change hands... therefore still OAOAST World 6-Man Tag Team Champions, CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Blonde manages a quick cheer before going back to sooth-saying his Samoan pal. In the chaotic mess at ringside, Brock lifts the sofa off of his tag partners and checks they're okay after the beating they've just taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
