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HD: TM responds to BHB offer

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[b][color="#FF0000"]NEW YEAR'S[/color] [color="#0000FF"]SPECTACULAR[/color] [color="#FF0000"]'09[/color]
[color="#FF8C00"]One Week Ago[/color][/b]

[quote]Abdullah pulls the referee outside, and then he gets yanked onto the apron for a face to face with Ned. The Colonel does his best lawyer’s plea to no avail. Ned prepared to wish him a Happy New Year in his own special way, until he hears footsteps and moves aside. A head-on collision with Abdullah a certainty, divine intervention sets in and Synth is able to put on the brakes. Disaster averted the two men share a hug and kiss on both cheeks.

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Ned interrupts and it’s…

…KICK, WHAM, SLINGSHOT SU… NO!

SAB floats over and holds Ned in place for the Colonel.

COLE
What’s going on here?

Abdullah opens a small bag and THROWS POWDER INTO THE EYES OF SYNTH!

COACH
Oh, no!

COLE
Ned ducked!

Blanchard grabs the CLAPBOARD in the BHB corner and WALLOPS Synth, which goes unnoticed by the official who also got hit with some of the powder, rendering him blind momentarily! 

COACH
Wait a minute. 

The cover. 

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

* DINGDINGDING *[/quote]

COLE
And welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the longest-running episodic series in TSM history. 

COACH
Crushing the previous mark held by Cole’s Bar, which was what, 3?  

COLE
Well at least I had a show. Anyway, vintage Beverly Hills Blonds last week in their first round Anderson Cup victory, but people are still talking about their proposal to Theodore Moneymaker, including the Billion Dollar Heir himself who had this to say on the live OAOAST Afterparty webcast following the New Year’s Spectacular. 

[color="#FF8C00"][b]Courtesy: OAOAST.com[/b][/color]

Dressed to the nines, Theodore Moneymaker, drink in hand, joins Tony Brannigan and Terry Taylor on the AP lounge set, all 3 seated on stools. Also present, Moneymaker’s Enterprise partners, with right hand man Christian Wright at the Billion Dollar Heir’s side. 

MONEYMAKER
BWAHAHA! As if my night couldn’t possibly get any better. First I beat Zack Malibu clean right in the middle of the ring, and then those blond knuckleheads Simon and Ned drop all legal claim to the BHB name! 

WRIGHT
3 cheers for Teddy. Hip hip…

THE ENTERPRISE
Hooray!

WRIGHT
Hip hip…

THE ENTERPRISE
Hooray! 

WRIGHT
Hip hip…

THE ENTERPRISE
Hooray! 

MONEYMAKER
:lol:

BRANNIGAN
Don’t go popping the cork yet, Teddy. Not only have you not heard the last of Zack Malibu, especially after how you stole one tonight, but you and Christian Wright must still defeat the Beverly Hills Blonds somewhere along the line before the Enterprise can claim 100% ownership of the BHB name. However, should they beat you, then you must return the Siclopse. 

WRIGHT
Please, Mr. Brannigan, don’t make me laugh. Victory for us is a foregone conclusion. But at least you realize there’s little chance of a Moneymaker/Wright-Singleton/Blanchard Anderson Cup final because I think our former associates have find it quite difficult. 

BRANNIGAN/TAYLOR
:huh:

MONEYMAKER
Normally I’d let my attorneys handle such a matter, but this is like stealing candy from a baby…or millions from gullible investors! BWAHAHA! 

End video.

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