Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 22, 2009 To go on sometime after KC's AC match because it references what happened there. We pan down to the world famous interview stage and OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN We are 3 nights away from Anglepalooza live exclusively on pay-per-view, and two of the men participating in this Sunday’s Lethal Rumble happen to my guests this week. They are the new tag team of BARON WINDELS and wrestling’s last real good guy, TIM CASH! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" “Thriller” by Fall Out Boy hits and Cash/Windels slap a few hands on their way to the podium. BRANNIGAN Guys, you saw it like the rest of us. Your reaction to the little stunt Theodore Moneymaker pulled here tonight? BARON To be quite honest, I’m stick to my stomach. I know how hard Shayne Brave trained to comeback and to see him and Tyler get jobbed the way they did, after preparing all this time to face the Last Kings of Scotland, it just makes my blood boil. It’d be like the Steelers preparing for the Cardinals in the Super Bowl and then finding out just before kick-off they’ll be playing the Cowboys instead, a team that wasn’t even in the tournament! BRANNIGAN As a couple of Cowboys fans, you and I would love that, but it wouldn’t be fair. BARON Unless you ain’t got no ethics like Theodore Moneymaker. I reckon that cowboy’s still upset I found his money to be no good. By rejecting Enterprise membership I knew it’d put my name right at the top of Moneymaker’s enemies list, but I also gained a ton more of friends because of it. Take the man next to me for example. Before he became a wrestler Tim Cash was just an ordinary citizen doing his part to serve and protect his community as an emergency medical technician. He partnered with a man named Tango Bosley. They formed a friendship and eventually decided to break into the sport of professional wrestling. Like every rookie they hit their fair share of bumps on the road. But when the going got tough, Bosley sold out for instant fame and fortune which reminded me of a former partner. Unlike Tango Bosley and Mr. Dick, Tim Cash and Baron Windels dug in deep and continued to fight like true soldiers! A couple of citizen soldiers you might say, because if we can’t get along then we’ll get it on. Next week these [color="#0000FF"][b]Citizen Soldiers[/b][/color] are gonna march into the second round of the Anderson Cup and get rid of V.I.C.E. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BRANNIGAN As I mentioned in the introduction, you’ll both partake in the Lethal Rumble where it’s every man for himself. It’s quite possible you two might cross paths somewhere during the match. The winner to receive a shot at the OAOAST Champion at AngleMania VIII. CASH All for one and one for all, that’s how we’re approaching the Lethal Rumble. If we have to thrown down hopefully it wouldn’t be until 28 others have already been eliminated! I’ll get a taste of the mayhem this Sunday later tonight in the Inaugural Brawl. Only 6 of us in that one, but since I’m such a swell guy I’ll help throw them over the top! The music cues and the newly dubbed Citizen Soldiers play to the crowd. COLE The Citizen Soldiers are ready for whatever comes their way, Coach. COACH Let’s see how ready they are next week against V.I.C.E. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
