Tony149 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2009 BUFFER OAOAST Marks, the following is a second round Anderson Cup bout! “In the Air Tonight” by Non-point hits and the team of CPA and Detective Tango Bosley head to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, representing THE ENTERPRISE, at a total combine weight of 545 pounds, they are Violators, Intimidators and Capital E-fenders... DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" V.I.C.E. remove their coats and prepare for battle as “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down is cued. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 485 pounds… TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS… CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Cash and Windels walk down the aisle slapping hands and full of smiles. But it’s all business once they reach the ring, quickly tossing aside their pre-match attire to get this one underway ASAP. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and in a surprise twist, Detective Tango Bosley is the one to offer Tim Cash an opening handshake. Unsure whether to accept, Cash looks to the crowd for advice. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” COLE Remember this is the same guy who sold you down the river, Tim. He’s no friend of yours. COACH Quit being so cynical, Mikey Cole. That’s a pre-January 20, 2009 mindset. Public concerns aside, Cash goes in for the shake…NOT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" His generosity often abused, Cash basks in the glory of being the one to pull a fast one on somebody else, his former partner no less. Bosley isn’t so amused, though, kicking the bottom rope in frustration. COACH And he’s supposed to be wrestling’s last real good guy? COLE Well, you know what they say about doing unto others. COACH Yeah, and we’re about to see Detective Bosley do a number on Tim Cash. Pissed to no end, Bosley slams his black blazer to the ground and demands Cash lockup. They do and Tim eats a knee to the midsection followed by a judo chop to the neck. Whipped across Cash ducks a spin kick and executes a SUNSET FLIP off the middle rope, but struggles to bring the AMOG down. Enter Baron Windels. BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS~!!! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Working in tandem, the Citizen Soldiers dropkick both CPA and Detective Bosley. Cash stays on attack chopping his former partner overhand style. Tango reverses an Irish whip and military presses Cash, who manages to slip free and SCHOOL BOY the brash detective. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Citizen Soldiers tag and Cash sends Bosley on his way once again. Bosley goes under Cash’s leapfrog and runs into a COWBOY BEBOP ELBOW from Baron Windels! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Bosley falls towards his corner and tags CPA. Theodore Moneymaker’s certified personal ass-kicker steps over the ropes and pounds his fist in anticipation of introducing it to the face of the Lone Star Gunslinger. They hook ‘em up and CPA muscles Windels into the corner and forearms him in the midsection, drawing the ire of referee Earl Hebner who sought a clean break. COLE With all due respect to Earl, he was kidding himself thinking CPA would break. The man only likes to break necks and cash checks. Fired to the far corner BW evades a charge and scales the turnbuckles. “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!” he enthusiastically shouts, but CPA waits below with open arms and delivers a POWERSLAM! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Save by Tim Cash. COACH Cash understood the seriousness of the situation right there, Cole. He realized Baron was in big trouble there. CPA rams Baron into the buckle, then showcases his boxing skills using BW as a human punching bag! Since he apparently didn’t learn his lesson the first time, CPA again shoots Baron to the far corner…and again he moves. This time CPA crashes shoulder-first into the ring post, which leads to a tag by the Citizen Soldiers. Clutching his arm in pain, CPA staggers mid-ring and gets leveled by a MISSLE DROPKICK! Wrestling’s last real good guy quick to cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT, AND WITH AUTHORITY! Cash dares to apply the MIDWEST SLING but CPA’s legs are too big, and he gets knocked silly by a hard right for his trouble. COLE Tim Cash trying to do too much right there. Instead of going for the submission, he should’ve kept employing that quick strike attack that was working so well for him. COACH Nice guys finish last, Cole. CPA just reminded Tim Cash of that. CPA looks to smash Tim’s face with his fist. Fortunately for Cash, he rolls aside to avoid a gruesome fate, but that doesn’t stop CPA for trying again and again. Having escaped harm’s way time after time, Cash finds himself out on the apron. Tim ducks a haymaker and snaps CPA down on the top rope, then flings him across with a head scissors takeover. Off the ropes Cash gets scooped in the air and MILITARY PRESSED ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR!! COACH :lol: COLE Hey, come on! That was totally uncalled for! Detective Bosley goes berserk on the apron taunting Tim Cash, asking him to “GET YOU SOME OF THAT!” Instead the AMOG almost gets himself some of Baron Windels. The Lone Star Gunslinger fast to his partner’s side. But referee Earl Hebner orders him back to the corner. The ref’s attention elsewhere, CPA and Bosley put the boots to Cash. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CPA rolls Tim inside and tags out. Before exiting he and Bosley double clothesline wrestling’s last real good guy. BOSLEY WHO’S THE MAN?! CPA You the man. BOSLEY I’M THE MAN!! AND WHO’S MY BITCH?! CPA (pointing to Tim Cash) He’s your bitch. BOSLEY (paint brushing Cash) YA HEAR THAT? YOU’RE MY BIT-- OH, SHIT! Cash double leg takedown’s Bosley and clamps on the Texas Cloverleaf! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COACH What the hell? COLE Midwest Sling! Will Bosley submit? Cash breaks the hold when CPA storms in, and nails him with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! Bosley charges forward but Cash ducks and places him in a SLEEPER HOLD! COLE Do Not Resuscitate! Forced to piggyback Bosley because of the height disadvantage, Cash finds himself in a bad predicament when he’s grabbed by the neck and slammed into the mat courtesy of a FRONTFLIP SWINGING NECKBREAKER! COACH Cliché as it is, WHATAMANEUVER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! BOSLEY :huh: COLE How Tim Cash kicked out of that I don’t know. COACH Neither does Detective Bosley. As much as I hate to say it, Cash is showing me something here tonight. Stomped in the face, Tim writhes around in agony. Brought to his feet, hands behind back, Cash is smashed into the turnbuckle repeatedly. V.I.C.E. tag and CPA clubs the good guy hard across the shoulders, then fires him into the ropes for a press slam! Cover made. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BARON! Earl Hebner separates CPA and Baron Windels as Tango Bosley drops a series of elbows on Tim Cash in the background. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Order restored, Cash is scooped up for the DOMINATOR, but he slips out and knees CPA in the back to chop him down to size, then delivers the CASHBACK! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COACH Desperation move by Tim Cash, but it worked. COLE And now he needs to make the tag. What punishment he’s taken, and what heart he’s shown. CPA and Cash both look for the tag, with CPA being the first to make it. Once Cash notices this he lunges towards his corner and makes the tag to Baron Windels! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" BOSLEY :o Striking virtually everything that moves, the Lone Star Gunslinger unloads on V.I.C.E. He shoots Bosley into the ropes for a BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP, and then dropkicks CPA. But when BW returns to his feet he’s met by a ROUNDHOUSE KICK, which he ducks and follows with the BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL!!! ONE! TWO! THREE-- NO! SAVE BY CPA! The two men exchange fire as Detective Bosley regroups in the corner. Baron then gets an assist from his fellow Citizen Soldier Tim Cash. Together they knock CPA outside with a double dropkick, and then BW wipes Tim into the ropes and watches him dive onto the big fella! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Referee Earl Hebner checks on both men from the ring, completely missing Detective Bosley use his TELESCOPIC BATON TO WHACK BARON UPSIDE THE HEAD! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The cover. COLE Damn him, no! ONE! TWO! THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing onto the Miracle Weirdness Connection Conference Finals, the team of CPA and DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY… VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" V.I.C.E. raise their hands in victory outside. All Tim Cash can do is check on his partner, the match lost. COLE CPA and Detective Bosley have nothing to be proud of stealing a win. COACH A win’s a win no matter how you spin it. Fact is, the record books will have a W next to the name of V.I.C.E. and a big giant L next to the Citizen Soldiers. It couldn’t happen to a couple of nicer guys! COLE :rolleyes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
